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how tall was Jesus ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Obvs not in his own named boots ?

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By *oresexMan
over a year ago

South West coast

Tall enough to ride a motorbike, it states in the bible "the roar of his triumph was heard across the land".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A little shorter than that plank they nailed him to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A little shorter than that plank they nailed him to."

I was just about to say, not tall enough for his feet to touch the floor.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Jesus, being a superstar, did what all self respecting male movie stars do and subsequently lied about his height.

If he were on IMDb, he’d be listed as 6.3.......which translates to about 5.4 in reality

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By *oresexMan
over a year ago

South West coast

Tom cruise would struggle to touch the floor on a pair of crossed rulers ...lol

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Tom cruise would struggle to touch the floor on a pair of crossed rulers ...lol"

Or even match sticks for that matter from what I hear

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By *etite HandfulWoman
over a year ago

Chester


"Obvs not in his own named boots ?"

He said he was 9ft tall, after all he was a man!

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By *reykiwi500Man
over a year ago

West Kent (near Tonbridge)


"Tall enough to ride a motorbike, it states in the bible "the roar of his triumph was heard across the land"."

He had the hair for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tall enough to make him cross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tall enough to ride a motorbike, it states in the bible "the roar of his triumph was heard across the land"."

Hahaha brilliant!!

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By *etite HandfulWoman
over a year ago

Chester


"Tall enough to ride a motorbike, it states in the bible "the roar of his triumph was heard across the land".

He had the hair for it."

What an Afro?

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By *hesexpeopleCouple
over a year ago

s wales

I read recently he was about 5’3, probably not short in those times.

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By *hesexpeopleCouple
over a year ago

s wales

Just read the replies you are all going to hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was black had an afro and was 6ft 5

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

I was in Jordan last year. Anyone seen the river Jordan? Now, I know a lot can change in 2000 or so years, but when I saw it, to be baptised in it he’d have been the size of Tom Thumb. It’s a trickle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was very tall. A very tall tale invented by groups of bronze aged Shepard’s to cultivate a cult to control the sheeple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is not tall he's a very naughty boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Obvs not in his own named boots ?"
He wore sandals

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By *heislanderMan
over a year ago

cheshunt


"Obvs not in his own named boots ?"

What was the average length of a cross when he was crucified? Try and get a photo and scale it down.

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By *ice but naughty80Man
over a year ago

ayrshire

Exactly double the distance from his middle

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By *ice but naughty80Man
over a year ago

ayrshire

Exactly double the distance from his middle

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Obvs not in his own named boots ? He wore sandals "

He was partial to a nice stiletto actually.

Was always borrowing Mary's to go down to the Bethlehem Ritzy.

Joseph would shake his head and say " He's no son of mine"!

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

At least 8’

As he was a giant amongst men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Obvs not in his own named boots ? He wore sandals

He was partial to a nice stiletto actually.

Was always borrowing Mary's to go down to the Bethlehem Ritzy.

Joseph would shake his head and say " He's no son of mine"!"

Brilliant!! Lol

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Tall enough to ride a motorbike, it states in the bible "the roar of his triumph was heard across the land"."
pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The average height of men in that region at the time the bible states Jesus lived was 5ft 5. Therefore you can surmise he was anything between 5ft3 and 5ft 7.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6'4 it was a very long cross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tall enough to get noticed for 2000+ years.

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"Tall enough to get noticed for 2000+ years. "
was gonna say something similar, after all he must have been head and shoulders above every else, his book is still selling all these years later....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tall enough to ride a motorbike, it states in the bible "the roar of his triumph was heard across the land"."

the oldies are the best

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall


"Just read the replies you are all going to hell "

I hope so.. all my friends will be there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tall enough to ride a motorbike, it states in the bible "the roar of his triumph was heard across the land"."

That was Moses

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By *ethany10Couple
over a year ago

falkirk


"Tall enough to ride a motorbike, it states in the bible "the roar of his triumph was heard across the land"."

You will be crucified on here....

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Seaside Sussex


"Tall enough to ride a motorbike, it states in the bible "the roar of his triumph was heard across the land"."

I read that he was also extremely flexible.

" He tied his ass to a tree and then walked into the city"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Obvs not in his own named boots ? He wore sandals "

Nope just Jesus boots

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By *teve CDMan
over a year ago

hull villages

God only knows how big he was

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Obvs not in his own named boots ? He wore sandals

He was partial to a nice stiletto actually.

Was always borrowing Mary's to go down to the Bethlehem Ritzy.

Joseph would shake his head and say " He's no son of mine"!"

Take those shoes off Jesus, I've told you about that before.

Shut up, you can't tell me what to do, you're not my real dad!.....

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Which one?

I suspect Jesus from TWD was taller than Korean Jesus from 21 Jump St.

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