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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm watching the show about the sex business and tonight it's about females using male escorts.

With the men being "experts" the ladies all seem very happy with the service. They do seem to really understand what women want and need.

So ladies would you? If you were guaranteed good sex?

And guys. How much would you love to be one of the experts?

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By *ixfootinthecityMan
over a year ago

London

Where do I sent my CV?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not only am I an expert, I'm also charitable.

I'm the orgasm donor!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Maybe when I'm really old and can't find good sex for free. Then again there's a 99 year old upper age limit on here so maybe I'll never need to.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I consider myself an expert. I work pro bono

(Or pro boner)

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By *estofireMan
over a year ago

City

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who decides if you’re good enough to be considered an expert?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I would, but I would not be happy if they didn't look like their pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I already am an expert, never failed yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who decides if you’re good enough to be considered an expert? "

Me. When shall I book you in for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who decides if you’re good enough to be considered an expert? "

Olivia Wilde, Yvonne Strahovski and Odette Anabelle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who decides if you’re good enough to be considered an expert? "

Maybe there's a tripadviser type review system?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes I would, but I would not be happy if they didn't look like their pics. "

I have to say none of the guys have been exactly handsome.

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By *estofireMan
over a year ago

City

I will give a free trial for 3 lucky ladies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who decides if you’re good enough to be considered an expert? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was wealthy can couldn't get laid for free, yeah sure!

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I’ve met lots of so called experts but it’s not always the case.

I’d have to try before I buy

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"Who decides if you’re good enough to be considered an expert?

Maybe there's a tripadviser type review system? "

Like verifications you mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, never going to sell myself for anyone!

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By *ixfootinthecityMan
over a year ago

London

They just simply didn’t have the range of A level choices they do nowadays when I was at school.

Nonetheless I’ve applied as a mature student for an apprenticeship with that ‘sex engineer’. Fingers crossed guys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who decides if you’re good enough to be considered an expert?

Maybe there's a tripadviser type review system? "

Isn’t that kind of what happens here?

In answer to your original question, no I wouldn’t. I’d imagine at some point, you’d have to like go on a date with some one you know nothing about before knocking their socks off?

I’d be a rubbish escort for that reason alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm watching the show about the sex business and tonight it's about females using male escorts.

With the men being "experts" the ladies all seem very happy with the service. They do seem to really understand what women want and need.

So ladies would you? If you were guaranteed good sex?

And guys. How much would you love to be one of the experts?"
blimey I’m crap

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who decides if you’re good enough to be considered an expert?

Maybe there's a tripadviser type review system?

Like verifications you mean?"

Yeah but honest ones! They don't get to just show good ones!

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

There are pro Domme.

Why not pro Doms.

It’s not the look, it’s the result.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No definitely not for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go on then, who’s first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm watching the show about the sex business and tonight it's about females using male escorts.

With the men being "experts" the ladies all seem very happy with the service. They do seem to really understand what women want and need.

So ladies would you? If you were guaranteed good sex?

And guys. How much would you love to be one of the experts?"

Something I've done in the past with an ex partner. It's fun and rewarding, as in most things sexual it's a lot harder as a guy, I had to market myself 5 times harder than she did and got 1/3 the clients. As a, couple was really good fun, especially some of the scenarios guys used to like to plan.

Don't think I could be bothered with it now.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Yes, if needed and there's no supply of interested guys at that point.

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

There is no market for this or I'd be in it.

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By *igs72Man
over a year ago

motherwell

Would take on the job anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is no market for this or I'd be in it.

Oh there certainly is. You need a way in from an established working girl to help though or its even harder work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was interesting tonight, I think this lifestyle helps all of us improve our knowledge and awareness, assuming we have some form of activity level. This lifestyle is generally open, from openess comes communication, communication builds knowledge. Tonight's program has got me thinking there are areas I could learn more about though

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"There is no market for this or I'd be in it.

Oh there certainly is. You need a way in from an established working girl to help though or its even harder work. "
Nah just joking. I wouldn't want to. You're not gonna be sleeping with any attractive women.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"I’ve met lots of so called experts but it’s not always the case.

I’d have to try before I buy

Only a women would understand that reply..spot on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes I would, but I would not be happy if they didn't look like their pics.

I have to say none of the guys have been exactly handsome."

That's me out then

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Damn - I misread the thread title Dotty; I thought you were selling organs.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was selling orgasms the ladies would ask for a refund

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm watching the show about the sex business and tonight it's about females using male escorts.

With the men being "experts" the ladies all seem very happy with the service. They do seem to really understand what women want and need.

So ladies would you? If you were guaranteed good sex?

And guys. How much would you love to be one of the experts?"
ahhhh but maybe I already am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m very expensive, luxury doesn’t come cheap!

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

I've actually been offered to do this job a few times a couple I know run a escort businesses £300 hour it's good money but just male prostitution and god knows who would be there when you turn up not for me and I'm sure if others thought about it they wouldn't either

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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place

"I'm watching the show about the sex business and tonight it's about females using male escorts.

With the men being "experts" the ladies all seem very happy with the service. They do seem to really understand what women want and need.

So ladies would you? If you were guaranteed good sex?

And guys. How much would you love to be one of the experts?"

I know one guy on here who's been a "companion" in the past.

He sees the funny side of being financially rewarded for his time in the real world, and yet can't get laid for free on here.

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By *hil LandererMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Guessing there would be a certain kick from being rewarded for a guarantee satisfaction,

Where do we sign up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair I’m considering a change in profession... getting paid for doing something you love - it’s has to be considered?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, couldn’t do it. Wouldn’t get a hard on if I didn’t fancy them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I give them away free your welcome

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

I'd get prosecuted under the trades description act

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll work pro boner.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"To be fair I’m considering a change in profession... getting paid for doing something you love - it’s has to be considered?"

I like your wolf!

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"I'm watching the show about the sex business and tonight it's about females using male escorts.

With the men being "experts" the ladies all seem very happy with the service. They do seem to really understand what women want and need.

So ladies would you? If you were guaranteed good sex?

And guys. How much would you love to be one of the experts?

I know one guy on here who's been a "companion" in the past.

He sees the funny side of being financially rewarded for his time in the real world, and yet can't get laid for free on here. "

Competition is rife on here. If these women paying knew about this site there would be no market whatsoever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope, couldn’t do it. Wouldn’t get a hard on if I didn’t fancy them."

This is what I'm thinking. A woman can just take one for the team, no physical arousal required, just fake and lube. My cock is not interested in money...

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I'm watching the show about the sex business and tonight it's about females using male escorts.

With the men being "experts" the ladies all seem very happy with the service. They do seem to really understand what women want and need.

So ladies would you? If you were guaranteed good sex?

And guys. How much would you love to be one of the experts?

I know one guy on here who's been a "companion" in the past.

He sees the funny side of being financially rewarded for his time in the real world, and yet can't get laid for free on here.

Competition is rife on here. If these women paying knew about this site there would be no market whatsoever."

I'm not so sure.

This site is about sexual connections. Yes, there's got to be an attraction.

Being a companion as it was put, is about a wider experience than sex.

In the swinging world there has to be an attraction or there's no sex.

As a companion, even if there's no attraction there's a possibility sex may be part of the deal.

Tough job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe when I'm really old and can't find good sex for free. Then again there's a 99 year old upper age limit on here so maybe I'll never need to. "

So when I turn 100 I can't be a swinger

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

What if you have absolutely no chemistry with these "experts"?

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

I've got a black belt in Kama Sutra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm watching the show about the sex business and tonight it's about females using male escorts.

With the men being "experts" the ladies all seem very happy with the service. They do seem to really understand what women want and need.

So ladies would you? If you were guaranteed good sex?

And guys. How much would you love to be one of the experts?

I know one guy on here who's been a "companion" in the past.

He sees the funny side of being financially rewarded for his time in the real world, and yet can't get laid for free on here.

Competition is rife on here. If these women paying knew about this site there would be no market whatsoever."

Sorry, but the men I've seen on escort sites are few and far between on here. Plus, they aren't all looking for fat, middle-aged woman with arthritis and a hairy pussy

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By *layer oneMan
over a year ago

mirfield

That dude with the brown teeth was raking in £4000-£5000 a month wtf am in the wrong profession

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"I'm watching the show about the sex business and tonight it's about females using male escorts.

With the men being "experts" the ladies all seem very happy with the service. They do seem to really understand what women want and need.

So ladies would you? If you were guaranteed good sex?

And guys. How much would you love to be one of the experts?

I know one guy on here who's been a "companion" in the past.

He sees the funny side of being financially rewarded for his time in the real world, and yet can't get laid for free on here.

Competition is rife on here. If these women paying knew about this site there would be no market whatsoever.

Sorry, but the men I've seen on escort sites are few and far between on here. Plus, they aren't all looking for fat, middle-aged woman with arthritis and a hairy pussy

Touché.

I imagine they are all like Richard Gere in American Gigolo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm watching the show about the sex business and tonight it's about females using male escorts.

With the men being "experts" the ladies all seem very happy with the service. They do seem to really understand what women want and need.

So ladies would you? If you were guaranteed good sex?

And guys. How much would you love to be one of the experts?

I know one guy on here who's been a "companion" in the past.

He sees the funny side of being financially rewarded for his time in the real world, and yet can't get laid for free on here.

Competition is rife on here. If these women paying knew about this site there would be no market whatsoever.

Sorry, but the men I've seen on escort sites are few and far between on here. Plus, they aren't all looking for fat, middle-aged woman with arthritis and a hairy pussy

Touché.

I imagine they are all like Richard Gere in American Gigolo.

He's not my type.

There are some quite average looking and not so good looking men on some of the site, but a lot of the men on one particular site were very sexy.

I did wonder if they would turn me down, or fail to get an erection.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That dude with the brown teeth was raking in £4000-£5000 a month wtf am in the wrong profession "

What dude?

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I'm watching the show about the sex business and tonight it's about females using male escorts.

With the men being "experts" the ladies all seem very happy with the service. They do seem to really understand what women want and need.

So ladies would you? If you were guaranteed good sex?

And guys. How much would you love to be one of the experts?

I know one guy on here who's been a "companion" in the past.

He sees the funny side of being financially rewarded for his time in the real world, and yet can't get laid for free on here.

Competition is rife on here. If these women paying knew about this site there would be no market whatsoever.

Sorry, but the men I've seen on escort sites are few and far between on here. Plus, they aren't all looking for fat, middle-aged woman with arthritis and a hairy pussy

Touché.

I imagine they are all like Richard Gere in American Gigolo.

They don't.

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"I'm watching the show about the sex business and tonight it's about females using male escorts.

With the men being "experts" the ladies all seem very happy with the service. They do seem to really understand what women want and need.

So ladies would you? If you were guaranteed good sex?

And guys. How much would you love to be one of the experts?

I know one guy on here who's been a "companion" in the past.

He sees the funny side of being financially rewarded for his time in the real world, and yet can't get laid for free on here.

Competition is rife on here. If these women paying knew about this site there would be no market whatsoever.

Sorry, but the men I've seen on escort sites are few and far between on here. Plus, they aren't all looking for fat, middle-aged woman with arthritis and a hairy pussy

Touché.

I imagine they are all like Richard Gere in American Gigolo.

He's not my type.

There are some quite average looking and not so good looking men on some of the site, but a lot of the men on one particular site were very sexy.

I did wonder if they would turn me down, or fail to get an erection."
They will be eating Viagra like sweets.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I'm watching the show about the sex business and tonight it's about females using male escorts.

With the men being "experts" the ladies all seem very happy with the service. They do seem to really understand what women want and need.

So ladies would you? If you were guaranteed good sex?

And guys. How much would you love to be one of the experts?

I know one guy on here who's been a "companion" in the past.

He sees the funny side of being financially rewarded for his time in the real world, and yet can't get laid for free on here.

Competition is rife on here. If these women paying knew about this site there would be no market whatsoever.

Sorry, but the men I've seen on escort sites are few and far between on here. Plus, they aren't all looking for fat, middle-aged woman with arthritis and a hairy pussy

Touché.

I imagine they are all like Richard Gere in American Gigolo.

He's not my type.

There are some quite average looking and not so good looking men on some of the site, but a lot of the men on one particular site were very sexy.

I did wonder if they would turn me down, or fail to get an erection.

They will be eating Viagra like sweets.

Unlikely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could do the meal and have a laugh bit.

Whisper sweet nothings to someone or go to bed with them, when I didn’t fancy them....not a chance!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

yes if i wasnt having good sex i might "treat" myself once in awhile

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By *layer oneMan
over a year ago

mirfield

"That dude with the brown teeth was raking in £4000-£5000 a month wtf am in the wrong profession

What dude?"
can’t remember his name but he hand a ginger heir and beard and brown teeth

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