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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right, I'm currently in the girlfriend's bad books for going out for a "quiet pint" on Monday with one of my mates. We ended up back in his till Tuesday afternoon. In my defence I fell asleep in his.

Buying her a pair of earrings for Christmas doesn't seem have earned me any brownies, or what ones I did have, seem to have disappeared.

How do I get back in her good books and what are your best or worst doghouse offences?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy her a watermelon and a Bueno

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd be in mine too if I'm honest. Ride it out and don't do it again.

Would have taken 2 seconds to send a "change of plan" text.

If you're unsure, just say you don't know when you'll be back, at least that's the truth.

I was always in the doghouse, I think it was the fact I was still breathing that did it.

I've not been in trouble yet this time, although it's bound to happen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whatever you do.

never leave it because the longer you do things are harder to repair.

long silences are a killer.

be a good boy.go see her and put things right. take her out to dinner or something but make her feel special and wanted.

do it man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just give her a good fucking and to suck it up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right, I'm currently in the girlfriend's bad books for going out for a "quiet pint" on Monday with one of my mates. We ended up back in his till Tuesday afternoon. In my defence I fell asleep in his.

Buying her a pair of earrings for Christmas doesn't seem have earned me any brownies, or what ones I did have, seem to have disappeared.

How do I get back in her good books and what are your best or worst doghouse offences? "
Ha take your punishment like a man know you did wrong never do it again and grovel

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The kinder bueno ain't gonna work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do you want to be back in her good books? If she's uptight get rid and find someone more fun.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do you want to be back in her good books? If she's uptight get rid and find someone more fun. "

Cause I wuv her!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Right, I'm currently in the girlfriend's bad books for going out for a "quiet pint" on Monday with one of my mates. We ended up back in his till Tuesday afternoon. In my defence I fell asleep in his.

Buying her a pair of earrings for Christmas doesn't seem have earned me any brownies, or what ones I did have, seem to have disappeared.

How do I get back in her good books and what are your best or worst doghouse offences? "

Be honest and try shoes if that's her thing

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Garage flowers.

Always a winner.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Have you actually told her you are sorry?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you actually told her you are sorry? "

Yeah. Much grovelling has been done.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Just give her a good fucking and to suck it up."

Typical man comment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just give her a good fucking and to suck it up.

Typical immature boy comment! "

FTFY

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By *astie10Man
over a year ago

Guildford

just eat shit and grovvel and ride the storm out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Think she has just joined fab.

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By *astie10Man
over a year ago

Guildford

is that a bad thing to join here too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm worried some beefcake with a 6 pack and a 10 inch dick will steal her off me.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Have you actually told her you are sorry?

Yeah. Much grovelling has been done."

If you've sincerely apologised and she's still giving you shit then the problem is hers. Its not like you've killed her granny is it?!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"I'm worried some beefcake with a 6 pack and a 10 inch dick will steal her off me. "

It's hardly stealing. You were gone so long he could claim squatter's rights...

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Buy her a cheesecake; Asda are presently doing a nice strawberry one with whipped cream on top and white chocolate sprinkles atop that.

It’s supposed to feed ten but bugger that - I ate the bloody whole thing.

Orgasmic - she’ll not only forgive you but probably leap upon you after she’s devoured it and absolutely beg for sex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm worried some beefcake with a 6 pack and a 10 inch dick will steal her off me.

It's hardly stealing. You were gone so long he could claim squatter's rights... "

Its not the beefcakes with the 10 inch dick they have to worry about.. It's the unicorns like myself

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

If people try to buy my forgiveness it doesn't work. A genuine apology with an acknowledgement and understanding of what the person has done wrong works much better than throwing money at me. Do it again and I know you were never sorry in the first place.

How adults can go out for a pint and end up staying out all night is beyond me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm worried some beefcake with a 6 pack and a 10 inch dick will steal her off me. "

Get her one of those to say sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suck it up buttercup

If you sow the wind prepare to reap the whirlwind

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I'm worried some beefcake with a 6 pack and a 10 inch dick will steal her off me.

Get her one of those to say sorry "

Now we're talking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm worried some beefcake with a 6 pack and a 10 inch dick will steal her off me.

Get her one of those to say sorry

Now we're talking!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So my options are buy her stuff or get her a stud with a pornstar dick.

Thanks, you lot aren't helping one bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you communicate with her during the time you went missing?

What has she assumed about where you were?

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By *allSteveMan
over a year ago

Poole

Take her out shopping for the day and treat her.

I was in the doghouse after going to my football presentation. Was meant to be home by 12 but ended up going on to the casino with the lads. Fortunately I won over 30k that night. When I got in at 10am I just told her to take the envelope I left on the kitchen table and have a day out shopping. Ended up having make up sex 5 minutes after she opened the envelope with 2k in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you communicate with her during the time you went missing?

What has she assumed about where you were?"

Yeah, I did. She knew where I was.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

How long have you been with her?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"So my options are buy her stuff or get her a stud with a pornstar dick.

Thanks, you lot aren't helping one bit. "

So you didn't see my post about making a sincere apology and a genuine promise not to do it again.

As far as I'm concerned you can't buy my forgiveness you need to be genuine about wanting it. A friend's ex had countless affairs, she always knew because she'd receive a huge bouquet at work. Just be genuinely sorry, cook a nice meal for her, tell that you've been an arse and have a nice long chat over dinner about the two of you and how you both see the future.

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Right, I'm currently in the girlfriend's bad books for going out for a "quiet pint" on Monday with one of my mates. We ended up back in his till Tuesday afternoon. In my defence I fell asleep in his.

Buying her a pair of earrings for Christmas doesn't seem have earned me any brownies, or what ones I did have, seem to have disappeared.

How do I get back in her good books and what are your best or worst doghouse offences? "

Well we know who wears the trousers in the relationship.

Charm can get you out of the doghouse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How long have you been with her? "
off and on, known her for two years. Got back together a few months ago.

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By *eb-aucheryWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I had to wait a week, to clear my name. Lol.

I didn't put you in the doghouse, this time.

You can't use my christmas present, it won't help you out.

I just said thst if I was a bit mean, you'd be sleeping it off in a tent. Why be mean to the dog??

Oh and you left out the part where four went back to your mates, not three like you said at first.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi Babe,

How many brownies have I got at the mo?

Love you.

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Fuck it move on lol

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