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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Alexa....turn off the light

Alexa....close the curtains

Alexa..... wipe my ass

Alexa.....start my running machine

Alexa.... walk the dog

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Yep

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

She can’t make a brew though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alexa wanks me off please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is Alexa even in Fab? Alexa, find me a local fb!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Alexa....why am I putting weight on?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Alexa wanks me off please "

Shall I change my user name FB?

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

I would always be worried if she got hacked and ended up killing the dog or give away some money..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would always be worried if she got hacked and ended up killing the dog or give away some money.."

Hmmmmm food for thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alexa wanks me off please

Shall I change my user name FB?"

Depends

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Alexa wanks me off please

Shall I change my user name FB?

Depends "

I will be "Alexa" before you ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alexa wanks me off please

Shall I change my user name FB?

Depends

I will be "Alexa" before you ask"

Rrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alexa,fuck off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No wonder obesity is a major problem in this country

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By *bonynivoryCouple
over a year ago

market harborough

"No wonder obesity is a major problem in this country"

We have Alexa in most rooms. Funnily that doesn't stop us eating healthily and exercising.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have an Alexa

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't have an Alexa

Neither do I,I shan't be buying it

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I don't have an Alexa

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Or me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/12/18 00:15:33]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alexa....turn off the light

Alexa....close the curtains

Alexa..... wipe my ass

Alexa.....start my running machine

Alexa.... walk the dog"

Aside from the wipe my ass isn’t the rest what children are for

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"[Removed by Alexa at 13/12/18 00:15:33]"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Alexa....turn off the light

Alexa....close the curtains

Alexa..... wipe my ass

Alexa.....start my running machine

Alexa.... walk the dog

Aside from the wipe my ass isn’t the rest what children are for

Good idea,stop them playing video games

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have an Alexa

Snap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have Alexa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alexa....turn off the light

Alexa....close the curtains

Alexa..... wipe my ass

Alexa.....start my running machine

Alexa.... walk the dog

Aside from the wipe my ass isn’t the rest what children are for

I almost fainted when my son made his own bed and done laundry.

I think he's been taken over by an alien.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"[Removed by Alexa at 13/12/18 00:15:33]"

I have an Alexa......with an attitude; The damn thing doesn’t stop playing music etc. when I tell her to, rather she pauses it for a second before playing it again (seemingly at increased volume) as though taunting me

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I don't have Alexa."

I will never have Alexa. What a convenient listening device, handily installed in homes with the owners full consent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alexa....turn off the light

Alexa....close the curtains

Alexa..... wipe my ass

Alexa.....start my running machine

Alexa.... walk the dog

Aside from the wipe my ass isn’t the rest what children are for

Good idea,stop them playing video games "

Actually I'm pretty sure Alexa is just another version of a mum after reading this

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"[Removed by Alexa at 13/12/18 00:15:33]

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possessed ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a threesome with Alexa & Siri

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alexa, post on this thread for me.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Alexa, post on this thread for me."
ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by Alexa at 13/12/18 00:15:33]

possessed ?"

Female?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"[Removed by Alexa at 13/12/18 00:15:33]

possessed ?"

It could be; Time to call in an exorcist me thinks

Even if the rite fails to work, when the priest sprinkles holy water over the thing, it should short her our at any rate

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"[Removed by Alexa at 13/12/18 00:15:33]

possessed ?

It could be; Time to call in an exorcist me thinks

Even if the rite fails to work, when the priest sprinkles holy water over the thing, it should short her our at any rate

"
Ha xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"[Removed by Alexa at 13/12/18 00:15:33]

possessed ?

Female?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Alexa, post on this thread for me."

Haven't you a nocturnal thingy to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have Alexa.

I will never have Alexa. What a convenient listening device, handily installed in homes with the owners full consent."

My daughter's friend swears it's listening to their conversations.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Alexa, post on this thread for me.

Haven't you a nocturnal thingy to do"
Alexa is doing it for him.

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By *imited 3EditionCouple
over a year ago

Live in Scotland Play in England

"I don't have Alexa.

I will never have Alexa. What a convenient listening device, handily installed in homes with the owners full consent.

My daughter's friend swears it's listening to their conversations."

It will be as it's constantly listening out for instructions

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I don't have Alexa.

I will never have Alexa. What a convenient listening device, handily installed in homes with the owners full consent.

My daughter's friend swears it's listening to their conversations."

It must be monitoring speech at the very least otherwise how will it pick up you sayin "Alexa"?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I don't have Alexa.

I will never have Alexa. What a convenient listening device, handily installed in homes with the owners full consent.

My daughter's friend swears it's listening to their conversations.

It must be monitoring speech at the very least otherwise how will it pick up you sayin "Alexa"?"

It's when it's recording speech we ned to worry

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I don’t see the appeal of it and I don’t feel a need to have it

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish

Ive seen I Robot.

Ive seen Terminator

Ive seen Westworld

Ive seen The Stepford Wives

Ive seen the cybermen on Dr Who

The only decent one is Data on Star Trek TNG

Mmmm,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have an Alexa

I don't want an Alexa

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By *J647Couple
over a year ago

Daventry

"I don't have an Alexa

I don't want an Alexa

I don't need a Alexa have a wife hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have an Alexa

I don't want an Alexa

I don't need a Alexa have a wife who is called Patricia hehe

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Wait till we get sex robots as well

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By *ross-eyed MaryMan
over a year ago

Salisbury

I wonder how many idiots just plug the box in and wonder why it doesn't turn the lights on and off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's for busy people, it will, however, be abused by the lazy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's for busy people, it will, however, be abused by the lazy. "

my sister in law has bought her 7 year old daughter one for christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alexa, send message to every online female within a 30 mile radius asking them if they fancy a fuck and enclose image of my penis to seal the deal."

The day Alexa can do this the male membership of Fab will pass the million mark overnight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have Alexa.

I will never have Alexa. What a convenient listening device, handily installed in homes with the owners full consent."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can she do sexual favours to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t do anything useful can it like give a blowie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lets blame regular people not greedy cunts at Amazon.

I'm fat as fuck and I don't have Alexa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lets blame regular people not greedy cunts at Amazon.

I'm fat as fuck and I don't have Alexa."

Your not fat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope i dont go for all the tech rubbish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Technology is ruin life for everyone! Bring back the 80s!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend found his 9yo son getting alexa to do his homework!!

It's already been proved you can hack a household via this ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's for busy people, it will, however, be abused by the lazy.

my sister in law has bought her 7 year old daughter one for christmas

...and those who would rather leave an AI algorithm to entertain their kids. Then wonder why you have to continuously buy their kids affection.

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

Try talking about a holiday, or new product around Alexa. Then see what adverts pop up during your browsing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try talking about a holiday, or new product around Alexa. Then see what adverts pop up during your browsing..."

Same with your phone! Your phone listens to everything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People want to feel like they're living in the future. Id be nore impressed with a hovercraft

And I can turn my own damn lights on thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope i dont go for all the tech rubbish "

How did you send that, by carrier pigeon ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alexa me babber ow thee bis I casnt understand thee.

Alexa order I some new daps.

Total silence she cant understand local phrases.

Siri can be just as bad heres some things I think maybe useful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try talking about a holiday, or new product around Alexa. Then see what adverts pop up during your browsing..."

Your phone and laptop do that already. It's in the improving 'customer experience' use of product.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lets blame regular people not greedy cunts at Amazon.

I'm fat as fuck and I don't have Alexa.

Your not fat"

Lol

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