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Filthiest One Liner

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What the fimthiest One liner you recurved here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dick has passed away, can I bury it in your vagina?

Works 100% of the time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This doesn't really count as filthy but it was rather disturbing.

"Can I come and impregnate you now".

Needless to say that was an instant block.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This doesn't really count as filthy but it was rather disturbing.

"Can I come and impregnate you now".

Needless to say that was an instant block."

In the history of one liners has that ever worked ha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow! You're gorgeous! I'd love to shit in your mouth....

Love that one and variations of it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dick has passed away, can I bury it in your vagina?

Works 100% of the time!"

You received that one liner? Do you have a nice vagina?

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

Will you be my step mum, wear leggings, and let me sit next you on the sofa

Certainly not the filthiest, but one of the strangest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow! You're gorgeous! I'd love to shit in your mouth....

Love that one and variations of it!"

How was it?

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Wanna play guess that smell out the back of me bin lorry?

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By *ootleCouple
over a year ago

Romford, Essex

A guy in a nightclub (many years ago) asked me;

'Do you fuck on the first night - or do I have to see you again tomorrow?'

Just in case you need to know the outcome of his twisted wit and my response - I assume he spent the night alone happily playing with his own dick lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm disabled but I can give you a wheelie good time... our first fab email we got!

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley


"I'm disabled but I can give you a wheelie good time... our first fab email we got!"

I think that’s hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Aussie girl at the Shepherds Bush Walkabout

"when I saw you coming in here... I knew you'd be cumming in here tonight" (Pointing at her mouth...!)

As it happened she was right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U stink of dog shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dick has passed away, can I bury it in your vagina?

Works 100% of the time!

You received that one liner? Do you have a nice vagina?"

Yes, it's covered in glitter too

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