FabSwingers.com forum: Departures...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Given the current departure or other wise occuring in the news, what other exits can you wonderful forumites think of?

Fexit - An unlos that is threatened but seems never to happen.

Greggsxit - A swift departure from your favourite pastry outlet when you see a fellow weightwatchers member walk past.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exit - me from this thread

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Nexit - opting for a higher standard of clothes shop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexit ... when you realise it was a bad idea ...

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Hexit rapid removal of a curse

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Texit a feature you wish your phone had after d*unk texting nightmares

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Given the current departure or other wise occuring in the news, what other exits can you wonderful forumites think of?

Fexit - An unlos that is threatened but seems never to happen.

Greggsxit - A swift departure from your favourite pastry outlet when you see a fellow weightwatchers member walk past.

Classic!

Tesxit - The queues are so horrific that one in dismay and exasperation, abandons one’s trolly and leaves Tesco’s in disgust.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Pogxit - Paul Pogba’s imminent desertion from Man Utd

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Spexit leaving Specsavers in a hurry

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Spexit leaving Specsavers in a hurry"
(usually experienced when you behold your bill)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have Braxit?

Removing one's bra the second one gets home.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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Flexit ...leaving the gym

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Wrexit - What happens when I try to fix something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jim’ll Fixit ... Nope. Not even GOING there

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

DanBerxit - When he drops a bomb and fucks off. See above

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Sexit....when your other half turns down your romantic advances..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"DanBerxit - When he drops a bomb and fucks off. See above"

funnily enough that’s exactly what I called it when I UNLOSed back in 2016!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Dexit - A hasty departure from the dance floor when ‘Come On Eileen’ hits the speakers....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drexit - Cornish for leaving dreckly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuckit... just leave

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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Mexit ...leaving Mexico

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slixit- when someone greases the pole at the club!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Diarrhexit - Yer gut’s been rumbling all morning and now comes the final outcome.....

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ejecxit - not exactly leaving but rather being kicked out of an establishment.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Spitsxit -

Blow jobs refused if any hint of deficient hygiene,

Rank cum flavour or he came but gave no notification

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Vladxit - A brave defection from Russia.... (invariably followed by Putin’s minions tracking you down and poisoning you)

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Bixit trying to fish your rich tea out of your drink when dunking went horribly wron

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Rexit - leaving a restaurant without paying the bill....

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Dicksit recalling dick pics when you realise you sent them to all contacts in your phone

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Threxit - when you get halfway through typing a reply to a forum post and then realise you can't really be...

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Flexit ...leaving the gym "

This one also pertains to when one unwisely overloads the barbell and has to abort the technique mid rep

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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[Removed by poster at 12/12/18 00:24:33]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucksit- GUyS with more than 20 verifications

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suxit - Well, self explanatory huh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cleansit- it’s what guys do before going home to there wife

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Regrexit - Experienced strongly by a man when his wife finds out about him being on FAB.......

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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Weetabixit ....declining wheat based cereals

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Legxit - When a man beats a hasty getaway from a ladies house when her husband arrives home unexpectedly....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shavesit- preparation

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By *itzhallMan
over a year ago

birchington

Chexit .... looking in boxers when the weather drops

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

Shitxit - When your profile is exposed to the last person you'd want to see it

Fetxit, when you can't escape that latex gear without a pair of scissors

Fixit - When you find out the bloke you're meeting is a PA called Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pogxit - Paul Pogba’s imminent desertion from Man Utd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Decsit - when Ant comes back to be told Dec's leaving as he prefers to work with Holly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wrexit - What happens when I try to fix something "

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

Uckxit - Seeing something in a profile that makes you want to

Nahxit - That profile that just puts you off

Nicxit - Somebody whose not using their own photos

Xithet - Somebody here whose just posted their fab demise.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All absolutely fantactic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smegxit- cheesy bellend.... I think not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dregxit - when you realise youre scraping the bottom of the fab barrel, and it's time to leave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jizxit. All over her clinkers.

Now that's a happy Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pegxit - I cant wait for you to peg me mmmm.....give me the biggest you've got!

Holy shit whats that! Noooo!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brekxit- the first poo of the day

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Peckxit-running away from pigeons.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Tyranosaurusrexit-running away from dinosaurs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Transexit - Getting a lot more than you bargained for when you get home with the hottie you chatted up at the bar.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Transexit (2) a Ford Transit van (often white) used as a getaway vehicle after raiding a sub post office.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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Transexit 3

Being thrown from the Trans Siberian train in darkest Russia

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Transexit 4 Realising you are the 30th man at the back of a queue for a bareback gangbang when you thought you were at a burger van

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

Justit fab royalty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

dogxit - Zipping up as the lady winds up her window when she sees blue lights flashing in her rear view mirror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spaghexit- when the blind date you met at the Italian restaurant looks like the elephant man and you leg it out the loo window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mayxit - What will be happening in Downing Street

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tineyxit - Unlos as a result of being caught using xhamster monster cock shots on your profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smaxit- when you've pushed too far and leg it before you get landed with a punch to the chops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smaxit- when you've pushed too far and leg it before you get landed with a punch to the chops

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