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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

With your cheesy chat up lines.. go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought old people fell asleep early. Are you tired yet?

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I've lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought old people fell asleep early. Are you tired yet? "

I never sleep with a sloppy bj

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I won't go down in history, but I'll go down on you.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice face, mind if I take a seat?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can't hold it in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out"

Try Imodium young lady

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

My magic watch says you have a hard on for me. You don't? It must be a couple of hours fast.

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall


"My magic watch says you have a hard on for me. You don't? It must be a couple of hours fast. "

I lolled at that ... it's terrible though hahaha

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By *appyhumper123Man
over a year ago

hull

my t-shirt says it all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My magic watch says you have a hard on for me. You don't? It must be a couple of hours fast.

I lolled at that ... it's terrible though hahaha "

Once I went on a date and gave her a blow job afterwards

Then I thought to myself “ hang on a minute”

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"My magic watch says you have a hard on for me. You don't? It must be a couple of hours fast.

I lolled at that ... it's terrible though hahaha "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a parking ticket? Cos you’ve got fine written all over you

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By *picknspanMan
over a year ago

North West Leeds


"My magic watch says you have a hard on for me. You don't? It must be a couple of hours fast.

I lolled at that ... it's terrible though hahaha

Once I went on a date and gave her a blow job afterwards

Then I thought to myself “ hang on a minute” "

You are as mad as a hatter!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My magic watch says you have a hard on for me. You don't? It must be a couple of hours fast.

I lolled at that ... it's terrible though hahaha

Once I went on a date and gave her a blow job afterwards

Then I thought to myself “ hang on a minute”

You are as mad as a hatter!!"

Lmfao

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