FabSwingers.com forum: Fab Coffee Bar and Chat

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

As Kettles on thread had finished thought would try something new!

Welcome to Ash's new posh and up market Fab coffee bar serving hot drinks and cakes. why not grab a table and make an order and feel free to have a chat and mingle! (no alcohol here!)

Who would like something hot to drink?!

I recommend the carrot cake....

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

I'll have a huge wedge of that and a latte 1 sugar pls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm your first costumer can I have a tea a slice of carrot cake and a kiss xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Herts beat me xx

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Hot chocolate and panatone, please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aye a coffee and a slice of cake would be great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have a Irish coffee and an ass to shake

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'll have a huge wedge of that and a latte 1 sugar pls

Good evening Hertless...welcome!

As first into my new coffee bar your order is on the house!...

One huge wedge of carrot cake and a latte coming right up...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm your first costumer can I have a tea a slice of carrot cake and a kiss xx"

Good evening Kat...sorry Hertless just beat you to be first customer!...

Tea and carrot cake coming right up and a big kiss xx

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Got any lemsip?

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Hot chocolate and panatone, please

Good evening Lisa...

I think i read it was your birthday so Hot chocolate and panatone is on the house...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wiskey please spent the last 3 month being strung along by a flakey so called mate make it a large one

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Can I have an Irish coffee and a mince pie with brandy butter on it please?

Car is stacked to the roof as it’s d day tomorrow...

so need a bit of pampering

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Aye a coffee and a slice of cake would be great

Good evening Frosty..One coffee and a slice of carrot cake coming right up..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cup of tea and an eccles cake if you have any please

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I’ll have a Irish coffee and an ass to shake

Good evening senior citizen...One Irish coffee coming right up..I'm afraid i cant help with your other request though!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Got any lemsip?

Good evening A..Its sounds like you're poorly so one lemsip coming up and hope you feel better soon...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Wiskey please spent the last 3 month being strung along by a flakey so called mate make it a large one "

we don't sell alcohol here Pull but i have a bottle of whisky in the kitchen so come through and will pour you a large one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aye a coffee and a slice of cake would be great

Good evening Frosty..One coffee and a slice of carrot cake coming right up..

Cheers fella

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Can I have an Irish coffee and a mince pie with brandy butter on it please?

Car is stacked to the roof as it’s d day tomorrow...

so need a bit of pampering

Good evening Fuzzy navel...One Irish coffee and mince pie coming right up..

whats happening tomorrow?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hot chocolate and panatone, please

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Happy birthday have a wedge from me

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Cup of tea and an eccles cake if you have any please"

Good evening oneman..Cup of tea and an eccles cake coming right up..I don't think I've ever had one of them before!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any chance of a Baileys Hot Chocolate please ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine a mince pie with the pastry from an apple turnover food of the gods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm your first costumer can I have a tea a slice of carrot cake and a kiss xx

Good evening Kat...sorry Hertless just beat you to be first customer!...

Tea and carrot cake coming right up and a big kiss xx"

Thanks ash xx

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Any chance of a Baileys Hot Chocolate please ...

I happen to have a bottle of Baileys under the counter but don't tell anyone!

will bring over your hot chocolate

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm your first costumer can I have a tea a slice of carrot cake and a kiss xx

Good evening Kat...sorry Hertless just beat you to be first customer!...

Tea and carrot cake coming right up and a big kiss xx

Thanks ash xx"

You're welcome..I hope you like the new coffee bar! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm your first costumer can I have a tea a slice of carrot cake and a kiss xx

Good evening Kat...sorry Hertless just beat you to be first customer!...

Tea and carrot cake coming right up and a big kiss xx

Thanks ash xx

You're welcome..I hope you like the new coffee bar! xx"

As long as you are serving I'm happy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any chance of a Baileys Hot Chocolate please ...

I happen to have a bottle of Baileys under the counter but don't tell anyone!

will bring over your hot chocolate

Promise not to tell a soul Ash ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any chance of a Baileys Hot Chocolate please ...

I knew you were posh

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Imagine a mince pie with the pastry from an apple turnover food of the gods "

I have loads of home made mince pies in if you fancy one...

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By *palWoman
over a year ago

The Bermuda Triangle in Suffolk

Well I timed this right just had dinner and would love a large earl grey please Ash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cappuccino and carrot cake please Ash

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Well I timed this right just had dinner and would love a large earl grey please Ash.

Good evening Opal..that was great timing!..One large earl grey tea coming right up..will bring over to your table x

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Cappuccino and carrot cake please Ash

Good evening Kinkey Cat..welcome to my new coffee bar..One Cappuccino and a slice of carrot cake coming right up..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any chance of a Baileys Hot Chocolate please ...

I knew you were posh

Quality Mr PB .. indulgent warm pleasures

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Any chance of a Baileys Hot Chocolate please ...

I happen to have a bottle of Baileys under the counter but don't tell anyone!

will bring over your hot chocolate

Promise not to tell a soul Ash ..

Thank you...It will be our secret Alex...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'm your first costumer can I have a tea a slice of carrot cake and a kiss xx

Good evening Kat...sorry Hertless just beat you to be first customer!...

Tea and carrot cake coming right up and a big kiss xx

Thanks ash xx

You're welcome..I hope you like the new coffee bar! xx

As long as you are serving I'm happy xx"

Thank you..I'm always at your service x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good eeeeevening ash and your coffee bar.

Coffee is pesh and I’d rather pour boiling water through my sweaty work socks and drink that.

It’s nice to read you though (sockface)

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Now you’re talking

Righty oh - May I have a Double Mocha and some cheesecake please?

(And a corner in which to gormandise it in glutinous silence)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm your first costumer can I have a tea a slice of carrot cake and a kiss xx

Good evening Kat...sorry Hertless just beat you to be first customer!...

Tea and carrot cake coming right up and a big kiss xx

Thanks ash xx

You're welcome..I hope you like the new coffee bar! xx

As long as you are serving I'm happy xx

Thank you..I'm always at your service x "

Awe that's nice xx

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Good eeeeevening ash and your coffee bar.

Coffee is pesh and I’d rather pour boiling water through my sweaty work socks and drink that.

It’s nice to read you though (sockface)"

Good evening guys!...Thanks for stopping by...can i tempt you with a slice of carrot cake?

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Now you’re talking

Righty oh - May I have a Double Mocha and some cheesecake please?

(And a corner in which to gormandise it in glutinous silence)

Good evening Sensual...One double Mocha and a slice of Cheesecake coming right up..

Hope you enjoy the comfortable new leather seats we now have in the corners of the coffee bar!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Now you’re talking

Righty oh - May I have a Double Mocha and some cheesecake please?

(And a corner in which to gormandise it in glutinous silence)

Good evening Sensual...One double Mocha and a slice of Cheesecake coming right up..

Hope you enjoy the comfortable new leather seats we now have in the corners of the coffee bar!"

‘Mmmmm mmm mmmmmm ahhhhh mmmmm’ (enjoying the cheesecake)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now you’re talking

Righty oh - May I have a Double Mocha and some cheesecake please?

(And a corner in which to gormandise it in glutinous silence)

Good evening Sensual...One double Mocha and a slice of Cheesecake coming right up..

Hope you enjoy the comfortable new leather seats we now have in the corners of the coffee bar!

‘Mmmmm mmm mmmmmm ahhhhh mmmmm’ (enjoying the cheesecake)

Did I hear you lick your lips Sensual?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will have a nice tea for one please

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Now you’re talking

Righty oh - May I have a Double Mocha and some cheesecake please?

(And a corner in which to gormandise it in glutinous silence)

Good evening Sensual...One double Mocha and a slice of Cheesecake coming right up..

Hope you enjoy the comfortable new leather seats we now have in the corners of the coffee bar!

‘Mmmmm mmm mmmmmm ahhhhh mmmmm’ (enjoying the cheesecake)

Did I hear you lick your lips Sensual?

‘Mmmmmmm *nods whilst simultaneously slurping* mmmmm *dribble.....* ahhhh.....’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good eeeeevening ash and your coffee bar.

Coffee is pesh and I’d rather pour boiling water through my sweaty work socks and drink that.

It’s nice to read you though (sockface)

Good evening guys!...Thanks for stopping by...can i tempt you with a slice of carrot cake?

Carrot cake!

Appreciate the sentiment Ash but you have shocking tastes.

If you could muster up a delicious pot of English breakfast tea and we’ll supply some mouth watering lemon muffins for all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now you’re talking

Righty oh - May I have a Double Mocha and some cheesecake please?

(And a corner in which to gormandise it in glutinous silence)

Good evening Sensual...One double Mocha and a slice of Cheesecake coming right up..

Hope you enjoy the comfortable new leather seats we now have in the corners of the coffee bar!

‘Mmmmm mmm mmmmmm ahhhhh mmmmm’ (enjoying the cheesecake)

Did I hear you lick your lips Sensual?

‘Mmmmmmm *nods whilst simultaneously slurping* mmmmm *dribble.....* ahhhh.....’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any chance of a Baileys Hot Chocolate please ...

I knew you were posh

Quality Mr PB .. indulgent warm pleasures

Of course M’Lady

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I will have a nice tea for one please

Good evening..One pot of tea for one coming right up...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Good eeeeevening ash and your coffee bar.

Coffee is pesh and I’d rather pour boiling water through my sweaty work socks and drink that.

It’s nice to read you though (sockface)

Good evening guys!...Thanks for stopping by...can i tempt you with a slice of carrot cake?

Carrot cake!

Appreciate the sentiment Ash but you have shocking tastes.

If you could muster up a delicious pot of English breakfast tea and we’ll supply some mouth watering lemon muffins for all

Thank You..You do like your muffins!

One pot of English breakfast tea coming right up..

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

Sounds like sensual was enjoying that Cheesecake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good eeeeevening ash and your coffee bar.

Coffee is pesh and I’d rather pour boiling water through my sweaty work socks and drink that.

It’s nice to read you though (sockface)

Good evening guys!...Thanks for stopping by...can i tempt you with a slice of carrot cake?

Carrot cake!

Appreciate the sentiment Ash but you have shocking tastes.

If you could muster up a delicious pot of English breakfast tea and we’ll supply some mouth watering lemon muffins for all

Thank You..You do like your muffins!

One pot of English breakfast tea coming right up.."

Because Tuesdays shoppin day innit

Thank you ash.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Chores done. Tomorrow’s meals prepped. Finally I can sit down.

The coffee machine still on? If so, pretty please may I have a mochaccino and a slice of lemon drizzle if there’s any left?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chores done. Tomorrow’s meals prepped. Finally I can sit down.

The coffee machine still on? If so, pretty please may I have a mochaccino and a slice of lemon drizzle if there’s any left?

You can have my last muffin if you like mac.

I’m not mekkin you a coffee though, frikin pesh

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"Chores done. Tomorrow’s meals prepped. Finally I can sit down.

The coffee machine still on? If so, pretty please may I have a mochaccino and a slice of lemon drizzle if there’s any left?

You can have my last muffin if you like mac.

I’m not mekkin you a coffee though, frikin pesh

I’ll eat your muffin Samta. Now about that coffee you aren’t making me... I’m gonna have to drink something!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Hot chocolate and panatone, please

Oh god I love Panetone! (Toasted)

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"Hot chocolate and panatone, please

Oh god I love Panetone! (Toasted) "

This is my xmas day breakfast treat. With a healthy covering of Nutella

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Tea and 2 paracetamol please Ash

I have a thumping headache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chores done. Tomorrow’s meals prepped. Finally I can sit down.

The coffee machine still on? If so, pretty please may I have a mochaccino and a slice of lemon drizzle if there’s any left?

You can have my last muffin if you like mac.

I’m not mekkin you a coffee though, frikin pesh

I’ll eat your muffin Samta. Now about that coffee you aren’t making me... I’m gonna have to drink something! "

My muffin is all yours.

I’m afraid It’s either tea or umbongo here on a school night Mac.

It’s very strong tea and it stains your teeth just as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mince pie and gingerbread latte'.

Please

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Is this still open? Do you have booze?

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Tea and 2 paracetamol please Ash

I have a thumping headache "

Good evening Diamond..

One cup of tea and 2 paracetamols coming right up..Hope your headache clears up tomorrow x

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Mince pie and gingerbread latte'.

Please

Good evening stiflersmum..

One gingerbread latte and a mince pie coming right up

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Is this still open? Do you have booze? "

Good evening MistleHo...

Sorry the coffee bar doesn't have any booze although do have a bottle of Baileys under the counter and some whisky in the kitchen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ash large hot chocolate with the works please xx

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Ash large hot chocolate with the works please xx"

Afternoon Kat...One large hot chocolate with 2 cadburys flakes coming right up xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been unbanned lol

Latte and a mince pie please

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I've been unbanned lol

Latte and a mince pie please

welcome back Quean

One Latee and a mince pie coming right up..

Grab a table and will bring it over..Its on the house x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been unbanned lol

Latte and a mince pie please

welcome back Quean

One Latee and a mince pie coming right up..

Grab a table and will bring it over..Its on the house x"

Ah.... lovely! Make it 2 mince pies then

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afternoon Ash... Could I possible have a large Latte in a to go cup, mince pie and an egg butty please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh the weather outside is frightful, but mince pies are so delightful!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I've been unbanned lol

Latte and a mince pie please

welcome back Quean

One Latee and a mince pie coming right up..

Grab a table and will bring it over..Its on the house x

Ah.... lovely! Make it 2 mince pies then

They are very tasty..I might have one also!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Wb"

Good afternoon Patrick..whats a Wb?!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Afternoon Ash... Could I possible have a large Latte in a to go cup, mince pie and an egg butty please

Good afternoon magical...

One large latte to go plus a mince pie and an egg butty coming right up..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As it's now lunch, can I have a couple of cheese and bacon oatcakes and a strong tea please

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Urgh..... just watched PMQ's

Throw a couple of shots of Bailey's into my latte please barista

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"As it's now lunch, can I have a couple of cheese and bacon oatcakes and a strong tea please

Good afternoon lawn....

One strong tea and a couple of cheese and bacon oatcakes coming right up..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the mood for a sausage

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Urgh..... just watched PMQ's

Throw a couple of shots of Bailey's into my latte please barista

I have to get back to work for a couple of hours..

There is a bottle of Baileys under the coffee bar counter..please help yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Urgh..... just watched PMQ's

Throw a couple of shots of Bailey's into my latte please barista

I have to get back to work for a couple of hours..

There is a bottle of Baileys under the coffee bar counter..please help yourself

Haha Haha! Famous last words

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

If anybody would like to serve behind the coffee bar while I'm away any help would be appreciated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ash large hot chocolate with the works please xx

Afternoon Kat...One large hot chocolate with 2 cadburys flakes coming right up xx

Ooohhhhh thanks ash xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll cover it.... bugger off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the mood for a sausage

Cumberland?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right then.... how do you work this coffee machine?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Hot chocolate and panatone, please

Good evening Lisa...

I think i read it was your birthday so Hot chocolate and panatone is on the house...

Thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hot chocolate and panatone, please

Good evening Lisa...

I think i read it was your birthday so Hot chocolate and panatone is on the house...

Thank you!

Penblydd Hapus! X

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Afternoon Ash... Could I possible have a large Latte in a to go cup, mince pie and an egg butty please

Good afternoon magical...

One large latte to go plus a mince pie and an egg butty coming right up.."

Awesome..... This cafe is WAY better than the shite ones I'm used to

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Hot chocolate and panatone, please

Good evening Lisa...

I think i read it was your birthday so Hot chocolate and panatone is on the house...

Thank you!

Penblydd Hapus! X"

Diolch xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could i get a De-caffeinated half caff with a twist of lemon please, extra sugar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could i get a De-caffeinated half caff with a twist of lemon please, extra sugar

Aren't you sweet enough already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hot chocolate and panatone, please

Good evening Lisa...

I think i read it was your birthday so Hot chocolate and panatone is on the house...

Thank you!

Penblydd Hapus! X

Diolch xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strong coffee please, these early starts are killing me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a coffee n chocky biscuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strong coffee please, these early starts are killing me!"

But surely the early finishes make up for it?!

Milk and sugar my dear?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a coffee n chocky biscuit

Got some triple chocolate cookies fresh out of the oven, they'll be divine with a hot coffee

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"Can I have a coffee n chocky biscuit

Got some triple chocolate cookies fresh out of the oven, they'll be divine with a hot coffee

Oh hey

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Could I have a white hot chocolate and a slice of cake please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could I have a white hot chocolate and a slice of cake please

Oh!!! a WHITE hot chocolate !! That sounds quite mmmmmm

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Could I have a white hot chocolate and a slice of cake please

Morning Voddy..sorry I missed your post...

One white hot chocolate and a slice of cake coming right up x

will make one for you also Alex.

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By *ackDanielsWhiteRabbitMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Morning Ash, morning all. Latte and a Danish for me please.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning Ash, morning all. Latte and a Danish for me please. "

Morning Jack..

One Latte and a Danish pastry coming right up..

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By *ackDanielsWhiteRabbitMan
over a year ago

Halifax

"Morning Ash, morning all. Latte and a Danish for me please.

Morning Jack..

One Latte and a Danish pastry coming right up.."

I like good service.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning Ash, morning all. Latte and a Danish for me please.

Morning Jack..

One Latte and a Danish pastry coming right up..

I like good service.

Please do leave a good review on trip adviser!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning ash how's the head? Can I have a mug of tea and a pain au raisin please xx

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning ash how's the head? Can I have a mug of tea and a pain au raisin please xx"

Morning Kat..

Have got a bit of headache going on.

One mug of tea and a warm pain au raisin coming right up x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning ash how's the head? Can I have a mug of tea and a pain au raisin please xx

Morning Kat..

Have got a bit of headache going on.

One mug of tea and a warm pain au raisin coming right up x"

Oh dear and thanks so kindly xx

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By *ackDanielsWhiteRabbitMan
over a year ago

Halifax

"Morning Ash, morning all. Latte and a Danish for me please.

Morning Jack..

One Latte and a Danish pastry coming right up..

I like good service.

Please do leave a good review on trip adviser!"

Done.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

Coffee Bar is open for lunch if anybody needs a hot drink or cake...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning ash how's the head? Can I have a mug of tea and a pain au raisin please xx

Morning Kat..

Have got a bit of headache going on.

One mug of tea and a warm pain au raisin coming right up x

Oh dear and thanks so kindly xx"

you're welcome and any time x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Latte for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning ash how's the head? Can I have a mug of tea and a pain au raisin please xx

Morning Kat..

Have got a bit of headache going on.

One mug of tea and a warm pain au raisin coming right up x

Oh dear and thanks so kindly xx

you're welcome and any time x"

Such a sweetie xx

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Latte for me "

Good afternoon..

One Latte coming right up..Are you sure you wouldn't like some cake with your hot drink?

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning ash how's the head? Can I have a mug of tea and a pain au raisin please xx

Morning Kat..

Have got a bit of headache going on.

One mug of tea and a warm pain au raisin coming right up x

Oh dear and thanks so kindly xx

you're welcome and any time x

Such a sweetie xx"

Fancy anything for lunch Kat? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning ash how's the head? Can I have a mug of tea and a pain au raisin please xx

Morning Kat..

Have got a bit of headache going on.

One mug of tea and a warm pain au raisin coming right up x

Oh dear and thanks so kindly xx

you're welcome and any time x

Such a sweetie xx

Fancy anything for lunch Kat? x"

I've just had lunch however something sweet would be nice please xx

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning ash how's the head? Can I have a mug of tea and a pain au raisin please xx

Morning Kat..

Have got a bit of headache going on.

One mug of tea and a warm pain au raisin coming right up x

Oh dear and thanks so kindly xx

you're welcome and any time x

Such a sweetie xx

Fancy anything for lunch Kat? x

I've just had lunch however something sweet would be nice please xx"

As its cold today would you like a hot chocolate to warm you up? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ash I need cake..... lots of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning ash how's the head? Can I have a mug of tea and a pain au raisin please xx

Morning Kat..

Have got a bit of headache going on.

One mug of tea and a warm pain au raisin coming right up x

Oh dear and thanks so kindly xx

you're welcome and any time x

Such a sweetie xx

Fancy anything for lunch Kat? x

I've just had lunch however something sweet would be nice please xx

As its cold today would you like a hot chocolate to warm you up? x"

Yes please xx

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

A white hot chocolate and a toasted sandwich please young man

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"A white hot chocolate and a toasted sandwich please young man"

Afternoon Voddy...

One white hot chocolate and a toasted sandwich coming right up...

what would you fancy in your sarnie today?

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Morning ash how's the head? Can I have a mug of tea and a pain au raisin please xx

Morning Kat..

Have got a bit of headache going on.

One mug of tea and a warm pain au raisin coming right up x

Oh dear and thanks so kindly xx

you're welcome and any time x

Such a sweetie xx

Fancy anything for lunch Kat? x

I've just had lunch however something sweet would be nice please xx

As its cold today would you like a hot chocolate to warm you up? x

Yes please xx"

Hot chocolate and a flake coming right up Kat x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning ash how's the head? Can I have a mug of tea and a pain au raisin please xx

Morning Kat..

Have got a bit of headache going on.

One mug of tea and a warm pain au raisin coming right up x

Oh dear and thanks so kindly xx

you're welcome and any time x

Such a sweetie xx

Fancy anything for lunch Kat? x

I've just had lunch however something sweet would be nice please xx

As its cold today would you like a hot chocolate to warm you up? x

Yes please xx

Hot chocolate and a flake coming right up Kat x"

Thanks kindly xx

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

Have got some lovely Peanut butter fudge, Chocolate and Mango Cheesecakes in today if anyone fancies a slice with their coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have got some lovely Peanut butter fudge, Chocolate and Mango Cheesecakes in today if anyone fancies a slice with their coffee."

Sounds ok but I'm not a fan of peanut butter xx

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Have got some lovely Peanut butter fudge, Chocolate and Mango Cheesecakes in today if anyone fancies a slice with their coffee.

Sounds ok but I'm not a fan of peanut butter xx"

The chocolate Cheesecake is very tasty x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have got some lovely Peanut butter fudge, Chocolate and Mango Cheesecakes in today if anyone fancies a slice with their coffee.

Sounds ok but I'm not a fan of peanut butter xx

The chocolate Cheesecake is very tasty x"

Ok a very small slice x

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Ash I need cake..... lots of it

How much cake do you need?..Do you like Cheesecake?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"A white hot chocolate and a toasted sandwich please young man

Afternoon Voddy...

One white hot chocolate and a toasted sandwich coming right up...

what would you fancy in your sarnie today?"
ham cheese and onion please

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Have got some lovely Peanut butter fudge, Chocolate and Mango Cheesecakes in today if anyone fancies a slice with their coffee.

Sounds ok but I'm not a fan of peanut butter xx

The chocolate Cheesecake is very tasty x

Ok a very small slice x"

One small slice coming right up x

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"A white hot chocolate and a toasted sandwich please young man

Afternoon Voddy...

One white hot chocolate and a toasted sandwich coming right up...

what would you fancy in your sarnie today?ham cheese and onion please "

One toasted ham cheese and onion sandwich coming right up Voddy....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have got some lovely Peanut butter fudge, Chocolate and Mango Cheesecakes in today if anyone fancies a slice with their coffee.

Sounds ok but I'm not a fan of peanut butter xx

The chocolate Cheesecake is very tasty x

Ok a very small slice x

One small slice coming right up x"

Thanks xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ash I need cake..... lots of it

How much cake do you need?..Do you like Cheesecake? "

As long as it's lemon

make mine to go, I'm a busy bee today!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Ash I need cake..... lots of it

How much cake do you need?..Do you like Cheesecake?

As long as it's lemon

make mine to go, I'm a busy bee today! "

As you helped me in coffee bar yesterday will give you 2 slices of Lemon cheesecake on the house..

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

Jezz..Its cold out..would anyone like a hot drink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jezz..Its cold out..would anyone like a hot drink?"

Would you like something ash xx

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Jezz..Its cold out..would anyone like a hot drink?

Would you like something ash xx"

I wouldn't mind a hot chocolate please Kat and a flake x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jezz..Its cold out..would anyone like a hot drink?

Would you like something ash xx

I wouldn't mind a hot chocolate please Kat and a flake x"

Coming right up with a kiss and hug xx

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Jezz..Its cold out..would anyone like a hot drink?

Would you like something ash xx

I wouldn't mind a hot chocolate please Kat and a flake x

Coming right up with a kiss and hug xx"

Thank you Kat..That certainly warmed me up x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jezz..Its cold out..would anyone like a hot drink?

Would you like something ash xx

I wouldn't mind a hot chocolate please Kat and a flake x

Coming right up with a kiss and hug xx

Thank you Kat..That certainly warmed me up x"

Fantastic xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

toasted tea cale ,plenty of butter and a mug of tea would go down well

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"toasted tea cale ,plenty of butter and a mug of tea would go down well"

Good evening citygames...

One mug of tea and a toasted tea cake coming right up with lots of butter...

I did wonder what a cale was!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

Coffee bar is open for lunch if anybody would like a hot drink and cake on this chilly day.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"Coffee bar is open for lunch if anybody would like a hot drink and cake on this chilly day. "

Afternoon Ash

Cup of coffee please mate and some Jam Roly Poly if you have up it, with custard please.

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By *owhard007Man
over a year ago

leeds

Afternoon ash

Large mug of tea please with 1 sugar thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just cuddles please not feeling well xx

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Coffee bar is open for lunch if anybody would like a hot drink and cake on this chilly day.

Afternoon Ash

Cup of coffee please mate and some Jam Roly Poly if you have up it, with custard please.

Afternoon Sensual..

One coffee coming up with a bowl of Jam Roly Poly and custard..

Haven't had that for a long time!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Afternoon ash

Large mug of tea please with 1 sugar thanks."

Afternoon HowHard...

One large mug of tea coming right up..

Are you sure I cant tempt you with a doughnut or a Danish pastry?

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By *owhard007Man
over a year ago

leeds

"Afternoon ash

Large mug of tea please with 1 sugar thanks.

Afternoon HowHard...

One large mug of tea coming right up..

Are you sure I cant tempt you with a doughnut or a Danish pastry?"

Go on then I'll have a Danish thank you ash.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Just cuddles please not feeling well xx"

Sorry to read that you're feeling poorly Kat..will come and join you for a cuddle x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As Kettles on thread had finished thought would try something new!

Welcome to Ash's new posh and up market Fab coffee bar serving hot drinks and cakes. why not grab a table and make an order and feel free to have a chat and mingle! (no alcohol here!)

Who would like something hot to drink?!

I recommend the carrot cake...."

Chai latte and a gingerbread cake please

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Afternoon ash

Large mug of tea please with 1 sugar thanks.

Afternoon HowHard...

One large mug of tea coming right up..

Are you sure I cant tempt you with a doughnut or a Danish pastry?

Go on then I'll have a Danish thank you ash.

Thats more like it!..Grab a table and will bring over a Danish Pastry!

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By *ilveryFoxMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Flat white please

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"Coffee bar is open for lunch if anybody would like a hot drink and cake on this chilly day.

Afternoon Ash

Cup of coffee please mate and some Jam Roly Poly if you have up it, with custard please.

Afternoon Sensual..

One coffee coming up with a bowl of Jam Roly Poly and custard..

Haven't had that for a long time!"

Harry Redknapps fault! He kept mentiioning it on I'm a celeb. Hankering for it now

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"As Kettles on thread had finished thought would try something new!

Welcome to Ash's new posh and up market Fab coffee bar serving hot drinks and cakes. why not grab a table and make an order and feel free to have a chat and mingle! (no alcohol here!)

Who would like something hot to drink?!

I recommend the carrot cake....

Chai latte and a gingerbread cake please

Good Afternoon Lou Bricate and welcome to my new coffee Bar...

One Chai Latte and a ginger bread cake coming right up.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Flat white please"

Good afternoon _ilveryfox...One Flat white coming right up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a fancy hot chocolate with the works please...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Coffee bar is open for lunch if anybody would like a hot drink and cake on this chilly day.

Afternoon Ash

Cup of coffee please mate and some Jam Roly Poly if you have up it, with custard please.

Afternoon Sensual..

One coffee coming up with a bowl of Jam Roly Poly and custard..

Haven't had that for a long time!

Harry Redknapps fault! He kept mentiioning it on I'm a celeb. Hankering for it now "

Sales of Jam Roly Poly must have gone up after all those mentions on I'm a Celebrity!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As Kettles on thread had finished thought would try something new!

Welcome to Ash's new posh and up market Fab coffee bar serving hot drinks and cakes. why not grab a table and make an order and feel free to have a chat and mingle! (no alcohol here!)

Who would like something hot to drink?!

I recommend the carrot cake....

Chai latte and a gingerbread cake please

Good Afternoon Lou Bricate and welcome to my new coffee Bar...

One Chai Latte and a ginger bread cake coming right up. "

Thank you

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Can I have a fancy hot chocolate with the works please...

Afternoon Funseeker...One fancy hot chocolate coming right up..would you like whipped cream with it or marshmallows?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a fancy hot chocolate with the works please...

Afternoon Funseeker...One fancy hot chocolate coming right up..would you like whipped cream with it or marshmallows?!"

Ooh definitely whipped cream .... And marshmallows as I'm feeling greedy today and all in on the sugar front!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wb

Good afternoon Patrick..whats a Wb?!"

Welcome back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks ash xx

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Can I have a fancy hot chocolate with the works please...

Afternoon Funseeker...One fancy hot chocolate coming right up..would you like whipped cream with it or marshmallows?!

Ooh definitely whipped cream .... And marshmallows as I'm feeling greedy today and all in on the sugar front!

Its almost Christmas so why not treat yourself!

I hope you enjoy your hot chocolate with all the works!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Wb

Good afternoon Patrick..whats a Wb?!

Welcome back"

Thank you Patrick...My new coffee bar seem quite popular so do stop by anytime!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Thanks ash xx"

I'm happy to give you a cuddle anytime x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a fancy hot chocolate with the works please...

Afternoon Funseeker...One fancy hot chocolate coming right up..would you like whipped cream with it or marshmallows?!

Ooh definitely whipped cream .... And marshmallows as I'm feeling greedy today and all in on the sugar front!

Its almost Christmas so why not treat yourself!

I hope you enjoy your hot chocolate with all the works!"

Thank you it's hit the spot a treat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks ash xx

I'm happy to give you a cuddle anytime x"

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"As Kettles on thread had finished thought would try something new!

Welcome to Ash's new posh and up market Fab coffee bar serving hot drinks and cakes. why not grab a table and make an order and feel free to have a chat and mingle! (no alcohol here!)

Who would like something hot to drink?!

I recommend the carrot cake....

Chai latte and a gingerbread cake please

Good Afternoon Lou Bricate and welcome to my new coffee Bar...

One Chai Latte and a ginger bread cake coming right up.

Thank you

You're welcome anytime.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Can I have a fancy hot chocolate with the works please...

Afternoon Funseeker...One fancy hot chocolate coming right up..would you like whipped cream with it or marshmallows?!

Ooh definitely whipped cream .... And marshmallows as I'm feeling greedy today and all in on the sugar front!

Its almost Christmas so why not treat yourself!

I hope you enjoy your hot chocolate with all the works!

Thank you it's hit the spot a treat!

I'm glad it hit the spot!..Bit too sugary for me though!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Thanks ash xx

I'm happy to give you a cuddle anytime x

xx"

we can have another cuddle and close this thread!

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