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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I started watching ‘The Girlfriend Experience’ season 2 last night and it was so addictive that I couldn’t sleep all night.. watched the entire season twice and now I’m horny and sleepless

Just thought it’s best to share with you all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not a fan of lesbians, it kinda rules me out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m not a fan of lesbians, it kinda rules me out

"

Any particular beef?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m not a fan of lesbians, it kinda rules me out

"

I'm with you on that

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

If I was a woman, I'd be a right raving lipstick lezzer

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By *anana JoeMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I started watching ‘The Girlfriend Experience’ season 2 last night and it was so addictive that I couldn’t sleep all night.. watched the entire season twice and now I’m horny and sleepless

Just thought it’s best to share with you all x"

Well you shouldn't watch it then it will trip out your pace maker!

Only joking I know thats not your real age! Funny new profile good to see you back

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Reminding yourself that they wouldn't be interested in you should help sort your horniness out

You know, seeing as your a bloke and all

This one's on the house, next consultation is 50 quid an hour to be paid on booking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I started watching ‘The Girlfriend Experience’ season 2 last night and it was so addictive that I couldn’t sleep all night.. watched the entire season twice and now I’m horny and sleepless

Just thought it’s best to share with you all x

Well you shouldn't watch it then it will trip out your pace maker!

Only joking I know thats not your real age! Funny new profile good to see you back "

Who are you missing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Reminding yourself that they wouldn't be interested in you should help sort your horniness out

You know, seeing as your a bloke and all

This one's on the house, next consultation is 50 quid an hour to be paid on booking "

Nothing a little kiss on the pussy can’t change

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By *anana JoeMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I started watching ‘The Girlfriend Experience’ season 2 last night and it was so addictive that I couldn’t sleep all night.. watched the entire season twice and now I’m horny and sleepless

Just thought it’s best to share with you all x

Well you shouldn't watch it then it will trip out your pace maker!

Only joking I know thats not your real age! Funny new profile good to see you back

Who are you missing? "

He he he your secret is safe for now but others will clock it soon its the age that is foxing them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I started watching ‘The Girlfriend Experience’ season 2 last night and it was so addictive that I couldn’t sleep all night.. watched the entire season twice and now I’m horny and sleepless

Just thought it’s best to share with you all x

Well you shouldn't watch it then it will trip out your pace maker!

Only joking I know thats not your real age! Funny new profile good to see you back

Who are you missing?

He he he your secret is safe for now but others will clock it soon its the age that is foxing them "

Well young man you sound lost

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By *anana JoeMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I started watching ‘The Girlfriend Experience’ season 2 last night and it was so addictive that I couldn’t sleep all night.. watched the entire season twice and now I’m horny and sleepless

Just thought it’s best to share with you all x

Well you shouldn't watch it then it will trip out your pace maker!

Only joking I know thats not your real age! Funny new profile good to see you back

Who are you missing?

He he he your secret is safe for now but others will clock it soon its the age that is foxing them

Well young man you sound lost "

Lmao im not I'm more clued up than Miss monepenny's hairy fanny but im not going to tell anyone im all Shhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I started watching ‘The Girlfriend Experience’ season 2 last night and it was so addictive that I couldn’t sleep all night.. watched the entire season twice and now I’m horny and sleepless

Just thought it’s best to share with you all x

Well you shouldn't watch it then it will trip out your pace maker!

Only joking I know thats not your real age! Funny new profile good to see you back

Who are you missing?

He he he your secret is safe for now but others will clock it soon its the age that is foxing them

Well young man you sound lost

Lmao im not I'm more clued up than Miss monepenny's hairy fanny but im not going to tell anyone im all Shhhhhhh "

Well if you were a detective you will make a shit informer

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By *anana JoeMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I started watching ‘The Girlfriend Experience’ season 2 last night and it was so addictive that I couldn’t sleep all night.. watched the entire season twice and now I’m horny and sleepless

Just thought it’s best to share with you all x

Well you shouldn't watch it then it will trip out your pace maker!

Only joking I know thats not your real age! Funny new profile good to see you back

Who are you missing?

He he he your secret is safe for now but others will clock it soon its the age that is foxing them

Well young man you sound lost

Lmao im not I'm more clued up than Miss monepenny's hairy fanny but im not going to tell anyone im all Shhhhhhh

Well if you were a detective you will make a shit informer "

He he he I have rattled your cage it wasn't my intention but you have confirmed my suspicions as you followed the same tract last time

I'm the sweeney and I haven't had my dinner.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I started watching ‘The Girlfriend Experience’ season 2 last night and it was so addictive that I couldn’t sleep all night.. watched the entire season twice and now I’m horny and sleepless

Just thought it’s best to share with you all x

Well you shouldn't watch it then it will trip out your pace maker!

Only joking I know thats not your real age! Funny new profile good to see you back

Who are you missing?

He he he your secret is safe for now but others will clock it soon its the age that is foxing them

Well young man you sound lost

Lmao im not I'm more clued up than Miss monepenny's hairy fanny but im not going to tell anyone im all Shhhhhhh

Well if you were a detective you will make a shit informer

He he he I have rattled your cage it wasn't my intention but you have confirmed my suspicions as you followed the same tract last time

I'm the sweeney and I haven't had my dinner. "

Young man you need to put something in your mouth

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By *anana JoeMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I started watching ‘The Girlfriend Experience’ season 2 last night and it was so addictive that I couldn’t sleep all night.. watched the entire season twice and now I’m horny and sleepless

Just thought it’s best to share with you all x

Well you shouldn't watch it then it will trip out your pace maker!

Only joking I know thats not your real age! Funny new profile good to see you back

Who are you missing?

He he he your secret is safe for now but others will clock it soon its the age that is foxing them

Well young man you sound lost

Lmao im not I'm more clued up than Miss monepenny's hairy fanny but im not going to tell anyone im all Shhhhhhh

Well if you were a detective you will make a shit informer

He he he I have rattled your cage it wasn't my intention but you have confirmed my suspicions as you followed the same tract last time

I'm the sweeney and I haven't had my dinner.

Young man you need to put something in your mouth "

As far as I remember you are actually younger than me

The hairs on my wooden leg tell me that something is up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I started watching ‘The Girlfriend Experience’ season 2 last night and it was so addictive that I couldn’t sleep all night.. watched the entire season twice and now I’m horny and sleepless

Just thought it’s best to share with you all x

Well you shouldn't watch it then it will trip out your pace maker!

Only joking I know thats not your real age! Funny new profile good to see you back

Who are you missing?

He he he your secret is safe for now but others will clock it soon its the age that is foxing them

Well young man you sound lost

Lmao im not I'm more clued up than Miss monepenny's hairy fanny but im not going to tell anyone im all Shhhhhhh

Well if you were a detective you will make a shit informer

He he he I have rattled your cage it wasn't my intention but you have confirmed my suspicions as you followed the same tract last time

I'm the sweeney and I haven't had my dinner.

Young man you need to put something in your mouth

As far as I remember you are actually younger than me

The hairs on my wooden leg tell me that something is up. "

Yes it is! Even at 68

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By *picknspanMan
over a year ago

North West Leeds

If we ignore him he may go back to dribbling his tea down his shirt and shitting himself in the comfort of a battered armchair in an over heated cabbage/piss smelling old folks home....let's try it.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If we ignore him he may go back to dribbling his tea down his shirt and shitting himself in the comfort of a battered armchair in an over heated cabbage/piss smelling old folks home....let's try it....."

That’s a pleasant young man.. don’t you have any manners! What is this world coming to??

Them old days were golden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know who it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know who it is "

Good work Columbo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I know who it is "

Ffs.. what’s wrong with you all? Is it some sort of a prank for senior newbies??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know who it is

Ffs.. what’s wrong with you all? Is it some sort of a prank for senior newbies?? "

Okay, okay, we will pretend we don’t know who it is and go along with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know who it is

Good work Columbo "

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I know who it is

Ffs.. what’s wrong with you all? Is it some sort of a prank for senior newbies??

Okay, okay, we will pretend we don’t know who it is and go along with it."

Who are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If we ignore him he may go back to dribbling his tea down his shirt and shitting himself in the comfort of a battered armchair in an over heated cabbage/piss smelling old folks home....let's try it....."

That's how I roll.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know who it is

Ffs.. what’s wrong with you all? Is it some sort of a prank for senior newbies??

Okay, okay, we will pretend we don’t know who it is and go along with it.

Who are you? "

He's the king of the bloody forum that's who he is,now kneel before him!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know who it is

Ffs.. what’s wrong with you all? Is it some sort of a prank for senior newbies??

Okay, okay, we will pretend we don’t know who it is and go along with it.

Who are you? "

You could have at least changed your style to make it less obvious.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I know who it is

Ffs.. what’s wrong with you all? Is it some sort of a prank for senior newbies??

Okay, okay, we will pretend we don’t know who it is and go along with it.

Who are you?

You could have at least changed your style to make it less obvious. "

Don’t you get it??! I’m practising

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know who it is

Ffs.. what’s wrong with you all? Is it some sort of a prank for senior newbies??

Okay, okay, we will pretend we don’t know who it is and go along with it.

Who are you?

You could have at least changed your style to make it less obvious.

Don’t you get it??! I’m practising "

Look forward to your next 8 threads today.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I know who it is

Ffs.. what’s wrong with you all? Is it some sort of a prank for senior newbies??

Okay, okay, we will pretend we don’t know who it is and go along with it.

Who are you?

You could have at least changed your style to make it less obvious.

Don’t you get it??! I’m practising

Look forward to your next 8 threads today. "

My next thread is going to be the last few minutes on fab

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