FabSwingers.com forum: 68 years young play boy looking for 2 X 25 y/o bisexual hotties

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over a year ago

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Or one 50 yr old

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

I admire your optimism

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

You could have almost 3 ... with my age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has gotta be best thread ever

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

You don't ask, you don't get

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Form an orderly queue young ladies

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By *anana JoeMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Come on whats wrong with going for 2 21yr olds??

Go the full hog mate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You don't ask, you don't get

Oh hello young lady x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Come on whats wrong with going for 2 21yr olds??

Go the full hog mate.

Good shout!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you get more than two could you please send any unwanted our way.

Thanks in advance

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"You don't ask, you don't get

Oh hello young lady x"

Not young enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Or one 50 yr old

No ta

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you get more than two could you please send any unwanted our way.

Thanks in advance

Can we share yours if I don’t find any?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find your optimistic outlet uplifting

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Are they of your list to Santa ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I find your optimistic outlet uplifting "

Young man you have more dick pics than brain cells

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are they of your list to Santa ? "

Is this virgin marry?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really wish you good luck with this, and hope you find them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I really wish you good luck with this, and hope you find them."

Are you planning to stay virgin yourself Marry?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you get more than two could you please send any unwanted our way.

Thanks in advance

Can we share yours if I don’t find any?

I’ll put in a good word for you but she’s neither 25 or mine to offer

I do have some lemon muffins I could offer if you’re feeling lemony.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you get more than two could you please send any unwanted our way.

Thanks in advance

Can we share yours if I don’t find any?

I’ll put in a good word for you but she’s neither 25 or mine to offer

I do have some lemon muffins I could offer if you’re feeling lemony."

Please do! You won’t find many 68 y/o who can still get it up and keep it there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find your optimistic outlet uplifting

Young man you have more dick pics than brain cells

He does have some photo's though.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Sydney, is that you??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sydney, is that you??

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poitier nope he's RIP

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Best of luck OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I find your optimistic outlet uplifting

Young man you have more dick pics than brain cells

He does have some photo's though."

All my photos are black and white

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Best of luck OP

Don’t you have a younger sister who has a friend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find your optimistic outlet uplifting

Young man you have more dick pics than brain cells

He does have some photo's though.

All my photos are black and white

And your profile content shrunk in the wash down to one sentence

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Sydney, is that you??

poitier nope he's RIP "

He's someone we know - who is he?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I find your optimistic outlet uplifting

Young man you have more dick pics than brain cells

He does have some photo's though.

All my photos are black and white

And your profile content shrunk in the wash down to one sentence

Do you want to play with my D or have a twitter spat??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sydney, is that you??

poitier nope he's RIP

He's someone we know - who is he?

"
see paranoia is setting in, it's senior citizen he's new

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find your optimistic outlet uplifting

Young man you have more dick pics than brain cells

He does have some photo's though.

All my photos are black and white

And your profile content shrunk in the wash down to one sentence

Do you want to play with my D or have a twitter spat??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sydney, is that you??

poitier nope he's RIP

He's someone we know - who is he?

see paranoia is setting in, it's senior citizen he's new "

Been on this planet longer than most on here.. 68 to be precise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find your optimistic outlet uplifting

Young man you have more dick pics than brain cells

He does have some photo's though.

All my photos are black and white

And your profile content shrunk in the wash down to one sentence

Do you want to play with my D or have a twitter spat??

Are you the real Ben Dover x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I find your optimistic outlet uplifting

Young man you have more dick pics than brain cells

He does have some photo's though.

All my photos are black and white

And your profile content shrunk in the wash down to one sentence

Do you want to play with my D or have a twitter spat??

Are you the real Ben Dover x"

Sweetie, if I said yes, you horny women will take your knickers off

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By *yvanwy black wild childTV/TS
over a year ago

Northwich

I would come round to play but the grim reaper likes to follow me around to collect his next victim's and u would be easy pickings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon you're really a 25 yo old lady aren't you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would come round to play but the grim reaper likes to follow me around to collect his next victim's and u would be easy pickings "

Once I went on a date and gave her a blowjob afterwards

then I thought “wait a fucking minute”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's got to be the best thread yet on here... You go guy.

Hope you get your wish

Xoxo

Eski

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By *yvanwy black wild childTV/TS
over a year ago

Northwich

"I would come round to play but the grim reaper likes to follow me around to collect his next victim's and u would be easy pickings

Once I went on a date and gave her a blowjob afterwards

then I thought “wait a fucking minute”

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I told you you would never for get a girl like me now get ready bingo is starting in the lounge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi Dad stop annying the youngsters and get back to painting those racing stripes on your zimmer or I’ll tell mum what youve been up to

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Sydney, is that you??

poitier nope he's RIP

He's someone we know - who is he?

see paranoia is setting in, it's senior citizen he's new "

The fuck he is lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sydney, is that you??

poitier nope he's RIP

He's someone we know - who is he?

see paranoia is setting in, it's senior citizen he's new

The fuck he is lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would come round to play but the grim reaper likes to follow me around to collect his next victim's and u would be easy pickings

Once I went on a date and gave her a blowjob afterwards

then I thought “wait a fucking minute”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn if I was 6 years younger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

at least.

someone for _elshsuns.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww I've missed out...shame

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oi Dad stop annying the youngsters and get back to painting those racing stripes on your zimmer or I’ll tell mum what youve been up to"

Young man your peachy ass is grounded!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Awww I've missed out...shame"

Wow you have a fine piece of ass

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I would come round to play but the grim reaper likes to follow me around to collect his next victim's and u would be easy pickings

Once I went on a date and gave her a blowjob afterwards

then I thought “wait a fucking minute”

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"at least.

someone for _elshsuns.

Who??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Damn if I was 6 years younger

Young lady, are you bisexual?

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

I’m willing this to happen for you op

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m willing this to happen for you op"

Bless you young man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m willing this to happen for you op

Bless you young man "
you 28 and from London?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn if I was 6 years younger

Young lady, are you bisexual?

I can be! Will I do

. I’m a couple years older than 25 though. Only a couple mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m willing this to happen for you op

Bless you young man you 28 and from London? "

It was a long time ago.. 48 years to be precise

Is this dianne Abbott?

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By *lsieWoman
over a year ago

where ever

"I find your optimistic outlet uplifting

Young man you have more dick pics than brain cells

Love it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m willing this to happen for you op

Bless you young man you 28 and from London?

It was a long time ago.. 48 years to be precise

Is this dianne Abbott? "
you one of 5 a day

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

Tsk tsk.. I'd have hoped for a bit of ambition. don't believe all this about single bisexual ladies being a rare unicorn.

Now if you'd said ..Twins..that'ds be difficult.

Welcome back old timer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tsk tsk.. I'd have hoped for a bit of ambition. don't believe all this about single bisexual ladies being a rare unicorn.

Now if you'd said ..Twins..that'ds be difficult.

Welcome back old timer."

Wow.. why didn’t I think of that?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn if I was 6 years younger

Young lady, are you bisexual?

Indeed

But too old

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Damn if I was 6 years younger

Young lady, are you bisexual?

Indeed

But too old

Can you not lie about your age? Nora the explorer is in and ready

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m willing this to happen for you op

Bless you young man you 28 and from London?

It was a long time ago.. 48 years to be precise

Is this dianne Abbott? you one of 5 a day"

I don’t follow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m willing this to happen for you op

Bless you young man you 28 and from London?

It was a long time ago.. 48 years to be precise

Is this dianne Abbott? you one of 5 a day

I don’t follow? "
that's because you're a leader

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Damn if I was 6 years younger

Young lady, are you bisexual?

I can be! Will I do

. I’m a couple years older than 25 though. Only a couple mind "

You know how much I’d like to bum you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m willing this to happen for you op

Bless you young man you 28 and from London?

It was a long time ago.. 48 years to be precise

Is this dianne Abbott? you one of 5 a day

I don’t follow? that's because you're a leader "

I’m a leader

Fuck trump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn if I was 6 years younger

Young lady, are you bisexual?

Indeed

But too old

Can you not lie about your age? Nora the explorer is in and ready

I wouldn't want you to lower your standards

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Damn if I was 6 years younger

Young lady, are you bisexual?

Indeed

But too old

Can you not lie about your age? Nora the explorer is in and ready

I wouldn't want you to lower your standards

Do you know what’s the other option?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m willing this to happen for you op

Bless you young man you 28 and from London?

It was a long time ago.. 48 years to be precise

Is this dianne Abbott? you one of 5 a day

I don’t follow? that's because you're a leader

I’m a leader

Fuck trump"
Well enough people are trying I noticed the clintons ignored him and he them at the funeral the other day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aw man I’m too young. Heartbreaking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair OP is only doing what all single men do when they join fab. Aiming high with big ideas. Bukkake style gangbangs with a load of squirting lesbian pornstars etc etc.

Once reality of fab kicks in his outlook will change a little.

Give him 2 weeks and he’ll be asking if any old men on here want to meet in his car so he can suck them off and swallow all they’ve got to give

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aw man I’m too young. Heartbreaking "

You’ve been 21 for the last 7 years! Come off it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To be fair OP is only doing what all single men do when they join fab. Aiming high with big ideas. Bukkake style gangbangs with a load of squirting lesbian pornstars etc etc.

Once reality of fab kicks in his outlook will change a little.

Give him 2 weeks and he’ll be asking if any old men on here want to meet in his car so he can suck them off and swallow all they’ve got to give

Not everybody has a vagina you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aw man I’m too young. Heartbreaking "
Hey count yourself lucky he sent me pics omg wrinkly or what

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aw man I’m too young. Heartbreaking

You’ve been 21 for the last 7 years! Come off it "

Erm nope. Just the last ten months

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aw man I’m too young. Heartbreaking Hey count yourself lucky he sent me pics omg wrinkly or what "

Tell her about my dick.. go on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be fair OP is only doing what all single men do when they join fab. Aiming high with big ideas. Bukkake style gangbangs with a load of squirting lesbian pornstars etc etc.

Once reality of fab kicks in his outlook will change a little.

Give him 2 weeks and he’ll be asking if any old men on here want to meet in his car so he can suck them off and swallow all they’ve got to give

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

You really shouldn’t limit yourself OP.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You really shouldn’t limit yourself OP.

So I should not look from 25 to 25?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

O B have

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"O B have"
you’ve scored

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"O B have"

Hey sexy x

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"You really shouldn’t limit yourself OP.

So I should not look from 25 to 25? "

Born in March, Aries, feisty, and a minimum of three.

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

"at least.

someone for _elshsuns.

Out of my age range .... sorry

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"O B have

Hey sexy x "

So you like your tits lower than your bollocks ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"at least.

someone for _elshsuns.

Out of my age range .... sorry

Have we met before?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"O B have

Hey sexy x

So you like your tits lower than your bollocks ?"

Love the way you use millennials type language.. such a turn on

She said, O B have... poetry wow aaaahhh haaa joy

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"O B have

Hey sexy x

So you like your tits lower than your bollocks ?

Love the way you use millennials type language.. such a turn on

She said, O B have... poetry wow aaaahhh haaa joy"

Your not having a stroke are you...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"O B have

Hey sexy x

So you like your tits lower than your bollocks ?

Love the way you use millennials type language.. such a turn on

She said, O B have... poetry wow aaaahhh haaa joy

Your not having a stroke are you...

You can’t have a stroke if she took your heart

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

What a banana

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"O B have

Hey sexy x

So you like your tits lower than your bollocks ?

Love the way you use millennials type language.. such a turn on

She said, O B have... poetry wow aaaahhh haaa joy

Your not having a stroke are you...

You can’t have a stroke if she took your heart

How heartless of me not explaining the type of stroke I inferred...

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