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Lingerie Injuries!

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By *rTourette OP   Man
over a year ago

Muswell Hill

Has anyone had any comedy injuries from lingerie, or anything else?

Mine have all occurred by lingerie worn by someone else:

1 - a chafed chest from a corset hook;

2 - a chafed scrotum from a stocking top;

3 - a near miss of my genitals with the remaining crotch of a pair of torn fishnet tights, almost had a cheese-wire effect

Anyone else got any Fab out-takes?

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By *ortobello SionnachWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Are you SURE they are all done by someone else wearing them??

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By *rTourette OP   Man
over a year ago

Muswell Hill


"Are you SURE they are all done by someone else wearing them?? "

Yes

Video evidence in many cases

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I walked into the bedroom the other night in the dark and tripped on a pair of knickers that had been discarded on the floor.

Proper chaffed my knee on the end of the bed.

A

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By *rs PurchaseWoman
over a year ago

Pear Tree Productions

Mishap with an inflatable butt plug. Hadn't deflated fully unbeknown to us both. A little light tugging then the Comdey pop. Captured on video still makes me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely a number 2 on a few occasions

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I've pulled many a muscles trying to wrestle myself into corsets, things with LOADS of hook and eyes, latex and wrestling with my suspender clips at the back.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

When I had bars instead of rings, I was forever snagging my nipples on my lacy body suits.

One got pulled off on a bit of a rush... Thought I'd actually lost the whole nipple for a few minutes!

I've worn the wrong knickers to the gym before ended up with a chafed chuff after an hours sweary cardio. Go commando these days.

Lacing myself into a corset once, pulled tight & the ribbon snapped, my arm shot out, hand slapped the wall & I broke 2 fingers.

Twat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I had bars instead of rings, I was forever snagging my nipples on my lacy body suits.

One got pulled off on a bit of a rush... Thought I'd actually lost the whole nipple for a few minutes!

I've worn the wrong knickers to the gym before ended up with a chafed chuff after an hours sweary cardio. Go commando these days.

Lacing myself into a corset once, pulled tight & the ribbon snapped, my arm shot out, hand slapped the wall & I broke 2 fingers.

Twat! "

I sympathise with the nipple bars! I have two internally threaded outward facing claws with gems in mine... anything lacy is a no-go! Also a shower puff had snagged one A couple of times and I've genuinely thought I had torn my nipple right through ouch

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"When I had bars instead of rings, I was forever snagging my nipples on my lacy body suits.

One got pulled off on a bit of a rush... Thought I'd actually lost the whole nipple for a few minutes!

I've worn the wrong knickers to the gym before ended up with a chafed chuff after an hours sweary cardio. Go commando these days.

Lacing myself into a corset once, pulled tight & the ribbon snapped, my arm shot out, hand slapped the wall & I broke 2 fingers.

Twat!

I sympathise with the nipple bars! I have two internally threaded outward facing claws with gems in mine... anything lacy is a no-go! Also a shower puff had snagged one A couple of times and I've genuinely thought I had torn my nipple right through ouch"

Oh I forgot about the puffs!

I changed to rings as snagged on everything!

Couple of weeks ago I was tidying up some stuff left out in the gym.

Picked a resistance band up, it caught on a bench, I tugged it!

Whamo! Right on my left nipple, I was doubled up in tears, finally got my breath back, then had to walk the length of the gym with blood soaking through my vest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chafed penis from just lifting up her dress and pulling Lacey’s knickers aside then entering her from behind.

I can’t resist cupping and pinching her breasts and pulling her hair back with both hands when I should still be holding the knickers aside with one.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Chafed penis from just lifting up her dress and pulling Lacey’s knickers aside then entering her from behind.

I can’t resist cupping and pinching her breasts and pulling her hair back with both hands when I should still be holding the knickers aside with one."

I did a double take then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chafed penis from just lifting up her dress and pulling Lacey’s knickers aside then entering her from behind.

I can’t resist cupping and pinching her breasts and pulling her hair back with both hands when I should still be holding the knickers aside with one.

I did a double take then."

That can be arranged...

Lacey’s been looking at new strap on’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I had bars instead of rings, I was forever snagging my nipples on my lacy body suits.

One got pulled off on a bit of a rush... Thought I'd actually lost the whole nipple for a few minutes!

I've worn the wrong knickers to the gym before ended up with a chafed chuff after an hours sweary cardio. Go commando these days.

Lacing myself into a corset once, pulled tight & the ribbon snapped, my arm shot out, hand slapped the wall & I broke 2 fingers.

Twat!

I sympathise with the nipple bars! I have two internally threaded outward facing claws with gems in mine... anything lacy is a no-go! Also a shower puff had snagged one A couple of times and I've genuinely thought I had torn my nipple right through ouch

Oh I forgot about the puffs!

I changed to rings as snagged on everything!

Couple of weeks ago I was tidying up some stuff left out in the gym.

Picked a resistance band up, it caught on a bench, I tugged it!

Whamo! Right on my left nipple, I was doubled up in tears, finally got my breath back, then had to walk the length of the gym with blood soaking through my vest! "

Oh i don't even want to imagine the pain that caused!

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By *anana JoeMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Fractured a finger on a thong! Bloody painful it was too!

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By *rTourette OP   Man
over a year ago

Muswell Hill


"Chafed penis from ... pulling ... knickers aside then entering her from behind.

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I made a similar mistake years ago! Took about half a tube of Savlon to sort me out

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