FabSwingers.com forum: Please step inside

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hello and welcome to my little sanctuary.

Please make sure you’ve shut the door behind you as it tends to get a little nippy in here.

Now take a seat and relax while i get you a drink.

Now one might ask why your here?

Well all will be revealed throughout this thread.

Now sit back,relax and enjoy the ride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hoping the drink will be alcoholic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone sitting in this seat?

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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago

The dot in the i

Does the hot chocolate come with all the fixings?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here for the ride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a wise decision...?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does the hot chocolate come with all the fixings?

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flake,marshmallow the works

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Hope its not a bus ride..Had enough of them today!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this a wise decision...?"
oh of course my dear fellow

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I kind of stumbled across this place and come in from the cold. Any chance a wee dram (or more) to warm me up?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

This is the last place I expected to get a hymn stuck in my head.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I kind of stumbled across this place and come in from the cold. Any chance a wee dram (or more) to warm me up?"
ive got a concoction brewing in the cellar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this a wise decision...? oh of course my dear fellow

Excellent - I’ll have a beer if there’s any. Seems we’re in great company already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone sitting in this seat?

I am but feel free to make yourself comfortable anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh you’re that guy that used to post on the forums that you had news and then not tell us?! Am I correct?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Now let’s play a touch of classical

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello... Is this AA?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now let’s play a touch of classical

Have you no Duran Duran?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello... Is this AA? "

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"I kind of stumbled across this place and come in from the cold. Any chance a wee dram (or more) to warm me up?ive got a concoction brewing in the cellar

Curious, I have this habit (not sure if it intuition or luck) of stumbling across the best places. I look forward sampling your bar/drinks cabinet. Now to pull up a chair by the fire and enjoy the company of strangers.

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Glass of red in hand xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Glass of red in hand xx"

Is there any port?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Now one must pop out to catch dinner,if one should need the lavatory it’s at the far end of the corridor,but be warned DO NOT enter the black door on your way.

Tally ho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will there be refreshments?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I brought sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone sitting in this seat?

I am, but you can sit on my knee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the kettle on?

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"Now one must pop out to catch dinner,if one should need the lavatory it’s at the far end of the corridor,but be warned DO NOT enter the black door on your way.

Tally ho

Must be my mind, I thought that said back door

was getting the lube ready

Lex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone sitting in this seat?

I am but feel free to make yourself comfortable anyway

Noras fine, she's sat on my knee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is the kettle on?"

Probably.. bit op has gone for his dinner so you'll have to make your own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone sitting in this seat?

I am but feel free to make yourself comfortable anyway

Noras fine, she's sat on my knee

Can I occupy the arm of your chair? Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone sitting in this seat?

I am but feel free to make yourself comfortable anyway

Noras fine, she's sat on my knee

Can I occupy the arm of your chair? Xxx

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now one must pop out to catch dinner,if one should need the lavatory it’s at the far end of the corridor,but be warned DO NOT enter the black door on your way.

Tally ho

Must be my mind, I thought that said back door

was getting the lube ready

Lex"

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone sitting in this seat?

I am but feel free to make yourself comfortable anyway

Noras fine, she's sat on my knee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is the kettle on?

Probably.. bit op has gone for his dinner so you'll have to make your own

Sounds like my kind of host.. I'll make a pot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone sitting in this seat?

I am but feel free to make yourself comfortable anyway

Noras fine, she's sat on my knee

Can I perch on the other knee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone sitting in this seat?

I am but feel free to make yourself comfortable anyway

Noras fine, she's sat on my knee

Can I occupy the arm of your chair? Xxx

Why thank you my lady xxx

Of course "

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

"Glass of red in hand xx

Is there any port?"

Yes pour you a glass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Glass of red in hand xx

Is there any port?

Yes pour you a glass

xx"

Lovely 25 year old I believe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll just sit here waiting for my ride x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Locks all doors on way out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone sitting in this seat?

I am but feel free to make yourself comfortable anyway

Noras fine, she's sat on my knee

Can I perch on the other knee?

As long as you don’t all head towards us shouting BUNDLE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Locks all doors on way out

Oh I’m not liking that idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone sitting in this seat?

I am but feel free to make yourself comfortable anyway

Noras fine, she's sat on my knee

Can I perch on the other knee?

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we’ve all just fallen for the OPs sinister plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All follow me I’ve got my map and my backpack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All follow me I’ve got my map and my backpack

Do you have a shovel in that backpack?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All follow me I’ve got my map and my backpack

Do you have a compass and a flask?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All follow me I’ve got my map and my backpack

Do you have a compass and a flask? "

Only a hip flask xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a lipstick, some chewing gum, half a sausage roll and a tampon. We’re doomed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a lipstick, some chewing gum, half a sausage roll and a tampon. We’re doomed "

Begsie the chewing gum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Please no snooping around

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All those who abide by ones rules will be rewarded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sitting comfortably on my chaise lounge in my lingerie waiting to see what happens

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I will be back at 9pm to reveal all

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

Hi im a stranger id love a friendly welcome and maybe a hit drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All those who abide by ones rules will be rewarded

But the only rule you have given is to sit down and see what hapoens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sitting comfortably on my chaise lounge in my lingerie waiting to see what happens

Budge up a bit

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Budge up, please X.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room for a small one inside

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ok - sitting and awaiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will be back at 9pm to reveal all

Awww come on!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After the day I've had I'm hoping your cabinet and fridge are well stocked my man!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get bored very easily

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"I get bored very easily "

Then we’ll have to make our own entertainment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get bored very easily

Then we’ll have to make our own entertainment

Bella and I are having a lovely time on this chair. Care to join?

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"I get bored very easily

Then we’ll have to make our own entertainment

Bella and I are having a lovely time on this chair. Care to join?"

I’d love to squeeze in there with you ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get bored very easily

Then we’ll have to make our own entertainment

Bella and I are having a lovely time on this chair. Care to join?

I’d love to squeeze in there with you ladies

Hang on there just a minute. Which half of the couple are you?

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"I get bored very easily

Then we’ll have to make our own entertainment

Bella and I are having a lovely time on this chair. Care to join?

I’d love to squeeze in there with you ladies

Hang on there just a minute. Which half of the couple are you?"

Now would that make a difference where I squeezed

Haha it’s lex, it’s always me in the forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get bored very easily

Then we’ll have to make our own entertainment

Bella and I are having a lovely time on this chair. Care to join?

I’d love to squeeze in there with you ladies

Hang on there just a minute. Which half of the couple are you?

Now would that make a difference where I squeezed

Haha it’s lex, it’s always me in the forum

Ah that’s ok then

. Squeeze in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get bored very easily

Then we’ll have to make our own entertainment

Bella and I are having a lovely time on this chair. Care to join?

I’d love to squeeze in there with you ladies

Hang on there just a minute. Which half of the couple are you?

Now would that make a difference where I squeezed

Haha it’s lex, it’s always me in the forum

Ah that’s ok then

. Squeeze in

Your corner of the room is getting a little crowded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get bored very easily

Then we’ll have to make our own entertainment

Bella and I are having a lovely time on this chair. Care to join?

I’d love to squeeze in there with you ladies

Hang on there just a minute. Which half of the couple are you?

Now would that make a difference where I squeezed

Haha it’s lex, it’s always me in the forum

Ah that’s ok then

. Squeeze in

Your corner of the room is getting a little crowded

Ladies only here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get bored very easily

Then we’ll have to make our own entertainment

Bella and I are having a lovely time on this chair. Care to join?

I’d love to squeeze in there with you ladies

Hang on there just a minute. Which half of the couple are you?

Now would that make a difference where I squeezed

Haha it’s lex, it’s always me in the forum

Ah that’s ok then

. Squeeze in

Your corner of the room is getting a little crowded

Ladies only here

. "

Thays ok... I'll just sit in the other corner and watch quietly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get bored very easily

Then we’ll have to make our own entertainment

Bella and I are having a lovely time on this chair. Care to join?

I’d love to squeeze in there with you ladies

Hang on there just a minute. Which half of the couple are you?

Now would that make a difference where I squeezed

Haha it’s lex, it’s always me in the forum

Ah that’s ok then

. Squeeze in

Your corner of the room is getting a little crowded

Ladies only here

Thays ok... I'll just sit in the other corner and watch quietly

That’s fine. There’s some tissues to your right.

Hey shall we fill up his thread then he can’t comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room for a little one, I bring goodies

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"I get bored very easily

Then we’ll have to make our own entertainment

Bella and I are having a lovely time on this chair. Care to join?

I’d love to squeeze in there with you ladies

Hang on there just a minute. Which half of the couple are you?

Now would that make a difference where I squeezed

Haha it’s lex, it’s always me in the forum

Ah that’s ok then

. Squeeze in

Your corner of the room is getting a little crowded

Ladies only here

Thays ok... I'll just sit in the other corner and watch quietly

That’s fine. There’s some tissues to your right.

Hey shall we fill up his thread then he can’t comment

Well I reckon we’re already half way there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get bored very easily

Then we’ll have to make our own entertainment

Bella and I are having a lovely time on this chair. Care to join?

I’d love to squeeze in there with you ladies

Hang on there just a minute. Which half of the couple are you?

Now would that make a difference where I squeezed

Haha it’s lex, it’s always me in the forum

Ah that’s ok then

. Squeeze in

*sits quietly, admiring Nora's beautiful green eyes*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get bored very easily

Then we’ll have to make our own entertainment

Bella and I are having a lovely time on this chair. Care to join?

I’d love to squeeze in there with you ladies

Hang on there just a minute. Which half of the couple are you?

Now would that make a difference where I squeezed

Haha it’s lex, it’s always me in the forum

Ah that’s ok then

. Squeeze in

Your corner of the room is

getting a little crowded

Ladies only here

. "
I though I got a knee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get bored very easily

Then we’ll have to make our own entertainment

Bella and I are having a lovely time on this chair. Care to join?

I’d love to squeeze in there with you ladies

Hang on there just a minute. Which half of the couple are you?

Now would that make a difference where I squeezed

Haha it’s lex, it’s always me in the forum

Ah that’s ok then

. Squeeze in

Your corner of the room is getting a little crowded

Ladies only here

Thays ok... I'll just sit in the other corner and watch quietly

That’s fine. There’s some tissues to your right.

Hey shall we fill up his thread then he can’t comment

Whilst you ladies have fun I wanna know what he has in store for us!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get bored very easily

Then we’ll have to make our own entertainment

Bella and I are having a lovely time on this chair. Care to join?

I’d love to squeeze in there with you ladies

Hang on there just a minute. Which half of the couple are you?

Now would that make a difference where I squeezed

Haha it’s lex, it’s always me in the forum

Ah that’s ok then

. Squeeze in

*sits quietly, admiring Nora's beautiful green eyes*"

Awwww shucks you. Come here and sit with us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get bored very easily

Then we’ll have to make our own entertainment

Bella and I are having a lovely time on this chair. Care to join?

I’d love to squeeze in there with you ladies

Hang on there just a minute. Which half of the couple are you?

Now would that make a difference where I squeezed

Haha it’s lex, it’s always me in the forum

Ah that’s ok then

. Squeeze in

*sits quietly, admiring Nora's beautiful green eyes*

Awwww shucks you. Come here and sit with us

Damn it why didn't o think of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get bored very easily

Then we’ll have to make our own entertainment

Bella and I are having a lovely time on this chair. Care to join?

I’d love to squeeze in there with you ladies

Hang on there just a minute. Which half of the couple are you?

Now would that make a difference where I squeezed

Haha it’s lex, it’s always me in the forum

Ah that’s ok then

. Squeeze in

Your corner of the room is getting a little crowded

Ladies only here

Thays ok... I'll just sit in the other corner and watch quietly

That’s fine. There’s some tissues to your right.

Hey shall we fill up his thread then he can’t comment

Whilst you ladies have fun I wanna know what he has in store for us!! "

You’re our entertainment.

. Now get that music on and start stripping all sexy and seductively

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get bored very easily

Then we’ll have to make our own entertainment

Bella and I are having a lovely time on this chair. Care to join?

I’d love to squeeze in there with you ladies

Hang on there just a minute. Which half of the couple are you?

Now would that make a difference where I squeezed

Haha it’s lex, it’s always me in the forum

Ah that’s ok then

. Squeeze in

Your corner of the room is getting a little crowded

Ladies only here

Thays ok... I'll just sit in the other corner and watch quietly

That’s fine. There’s some tissues to your right.

Hey shall we fill up his thread then he can’t comment

Whilst you ladies have fun I wanna know what he has in store for us!!

You’re our entertainment.

. Now get that music on and start stripping all sexy and seductively "

But I’m already naked Nora!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get bored very easily

Then we’ll have to make our own entertainment

Bella and I are having a lovely time on this chair. Care to join?

I’d love to squeeze in there with you ladies

Hang on there just a minute. Which half of the couple are you?

Now would that make a difference where I squeezed

Haha it’s lex, it’s always me in the forum

Ah that’s ok then

. Squeeze in

Your corner of the room is getting a little crowded

Ladies only here

Thays ok... I'll just sit in the other corner and watch quietly

That’s fine. There’s some tissues to your right.

Hey shall we fill up his thread then he can’t comment

Whilst you ladies have fun I wanna know what he has in store for us!!

You’re our entertainment.

. Now get that music on and start stripping all sexy and seductively

But I’m already naked Nora!!

. Get over here then and start lap dancing

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"I get bored very easily

Then we’ll have to make our own entertainment

Bella and I are having a lovely time on this chair. Care to join?

I’d love to squeeze in there with you ladies

Hang on there just a minute. Which half of the couple are you?

Now would that make a difference where I squeezed

Haha it’s lex, it’s always me in the forum

Ah that’s ok then

. Squeeze in

Your corner of the room is getting a little crowded

Ladies only here

Thays ok... I'll just sit in the other corner and watch quietly

That’s fine. There’s some tissues to your right.

Hey shall we fill up his thread then he can’t comment

Whilst you ladies have fun I wanna know what he has in store for us!!

You’re our entertainment.

. Now get that music on and start stripping all sexy and seductively

But I’m already naked Nora!!

. Get over here then and start lap dancing

Come and dangle your mistletoe so I can kiss Nora underneath it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get bored very easily

Then we’ll have to make our own entertainment

Bella and I are having a lovely time on this chair. Care to join?

I’d love to squeeze in there with you ladies

Hang on there just a minute. Which half of the couple are you?

Now would that make a difference where I squeezed

Haha it’s lex, it’s always me in the forum

Ah that’s ok then

. Squeeze in

Your corner of the room is getting a little crowded

Ladies only here

Thays ok... I'll just sit in the other corner and watch quietly

That’s fine. There’s some tissues to your right.

Hey shall we fill up his thread then he can’t comment

Whilst you ladies have fun I wanna know what he has in store for us!!

You’re our entertainment.

. Now get that music on and start stripping all sexy and seductively

But I’m already naked Nora!!

. Get over here then and start lap dancing

Come and dangle your mistletoe so I can kiss Nora underneath it

Oh was that mistletoe? Wondered what that little thing was dangling above my head

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"I get bored very easily

Then we’ll have to make our own entertainment

Bella and I are having a lovely time on this chair. Care to join?

I’d love to squeeze in there with you ladies

Hang on there just a minute. Which half of the couple are you?

Now would that make a difference where I squeezed

Haha it’s lex, it’s always me in the forum

Ah that’s ok then

. Squeeze in

Your corner of the room is getting a little crowded

Ladies only here

Thays ok... I'll just sit in the other corner and watch quietly

That’s fine. There’s some tissues to your right.

Hey shall we fill up his thread then he can’t comment

Whilst you ladies have fun I wanna know what he has in store for us!!

You’re our entertainment.

. Now get that music on and start stripping all sexy and seductively

But I’m already naked Nora!!

. Get over here then and start lap dancing

Come and dangle your mistletoe so I can kiss Nora underneath it

Oh was that mistletoe? Wondered what that little thing was dangling above my head

No, silly Nora, that was his frosty mcsnowballs dangling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get bored very easily

Then we’ll have to make our own entertainment

Bella and I are having a lovely time on this chair. Care to join?

I’d love to squeeze in there with you ladies

Hang on there just a minute. Which half of the couple are you?

Now would that make a difference where I squeezed

Haha it’s lex, it’s always me in the forum

Ah that’s ok then

. Squeeze in

Your corner of the room is getting a little crowded

Ladies only here

Thays ok... I'll just sit in the other corner and watch quietly

That’s fine. There’s some tissues to your right.

Hey shall we fill up his thread then he can’t comment

Whilst you ladies have fun I wanna know what he has in store for us!!

You’re our entertainment.

. Now get that music on and start stripping all sexy and seductively

But I’m already naked Nora!!

. Get over here then and start lap dancing

Come and dangle your mistletoe so I can kiss Nora underneath it

Oh was that mistletoe? Wondered what that little thing was dangling above my head

*gazes into Nora's eyes even more intently*

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over a year ago

This may be an opportune moment to post up my Xmas picture

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over a year ago

"This may be an opportune moment to post up my Xmas picture

Go on go on go on

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"This may be an opportune moment to post up my Xmas picture

It’s not there yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On its way - I’d like a squeeze of all the boobs first

(Sorry OP....)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On its way - I’d like a squeeze of all the boobs first

(Sorry OP....) "

Only if we get to squeeze your snowballs

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"On its way - I’d like a squeeze of all the boobs first

(Sorry OP....) "

Well will you do it kinda gentle and just flick over my nipple while you’re there.

I might as well get something out of this as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get bored very easily "

No boredom if you're on my knee

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over a year ago

"On its way - I’d like a squeeze of all the boobs first

(Sorry OP....)

Well will you do it kinda gentle and just flick over my nipple while you’re there.

I might as well get something out of this as well

Your wish is my command

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get bored very easily

No boredom if you're on my knee

"
I thought Nora and I had a knee each

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over a year ago

"I get bored very easily

No boredom if you're on my knee

I thought Nora and I had a knee each

You have!

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"On its way - I’d like a squeeze of all the boobs first

(Sorry OP....)

Well will you do it kinda gentle and just flick over my nipple while you’re there.

I might as well get something out of this as well

Your wish is my command

Oh if you’re gonna answer to my wishes they become a lot more demanding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get bored very easily

No boredom if you're on my knee

I thought Nora and I had a knee each

You have!

Don't worry Bella.... as long as I have a face... you'll have somewhere to sit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get bored very easily

No boredom if you're on my knee

I thought Nora and I had a knee each

You have!

*gazes into bellas eyes whilst casually resting my head on Nora's cleavage*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get bored very easily

No boredom if you're on my knee

I thought Nora and I had a knee each

You have!

Don't worry Bella.... as long as I have a face... you'll have somewhere to sit

Cheeky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get bored very easily

No boredom if you're on my knee

I thought Nora and I had a knee each

You have!

Don't worry Bella.... as long as I have a face... you'll have somewhere to sit

Cheeky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get bored very easily

No boredom if you're on my knee

I thought Nora and I had a knee each

You have!

*gazes into bellas eyes whilst casually resting my head on Nora's cleavage*"

Ah you’ve died and gone to heaven Mr F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On its way - I’d like a squeeze of all the boobs first

(Sorry OP....)

Well will you do it kinda gentle and just flick over my nipple while you’re there.

I might as well get something out of this as well

Your wish is my command

Oh if you’re gonna answer to my wishes they become a lot more demanding

Looks like you’ll need to be a lot more demanding - admin don’t like the pic

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over a year ago

"On its way - I’d like a squeeze of all the boobs first

(Sorry OP....)

Well will you do it kinda gentle and just flick over my nipple while you’re there.

I might as well get something out of this as well

Your wish is my command

Oh if you’re gonna answer to my wishes they become a lot more demanding

Looks like you’ll need to be a lot more demanding - admin don’t like the pic

Noooo I need to see it! Kik it to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not falling for it. He's going to make you all have wild sex or something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im not falling for it. He's going to make you all have wild sex or something

Oh my I hope so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get bored very easily

No boredom if you're on my knee

I thought Nora and I had a knee each

You have!

*gazes into bellas eyes whilst casually resting my head on Nora's cleavage*

Ah you’ve died and gone to heaven Mr F

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over a year ago

"Im not falling for it. He's going to make you all have wild sex or something

Not got time for that tonight.. got brownies in the oven

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"On its way - I’d like a squeeze of all the boobs first

(Sorry OP....)

Well will you do it kinda gentle and just flick over my nipple while you’re there.

I might as well get something out of this as well

Your wish is my command

Oh if you’re gonna answer to my wishes they become a lot more demanding

Looks like you’ll need to be a lot more demanding - admin don’t like the pic

Haha that’s the kind of pic I’m demanding of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im not falling for it. He's going to make you all have wild sex or something

Not got time for that tonight.. got brownies in the oven

this book won't read itself either

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over a year ago

"Im not falling for it. He's going to make you all have wild sex or something

Not got time for that tonight.. got brownies in the oven

this book won't read itself either

Going to have to break out and take the punishment..

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On its way - I’d like a squeeze of all the boobs first

(Sorry OP....)

Well will you do it kinda gentle and just flick over my nipple while you’re there.

I might as well get something out of this as well

Your wish is my command

Oh if you’re gonna answer to my wishes they become a lot more demanding

Looks like you’ll need to be a lot more demanding - admin don’t like the pic

Haha that’s the kind of pic I’m demanding of

I’ve seen it.

. It’s hot

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over a year ago

"Im not falling for it. He's going to make you all have wild sex or something

Not got time for that tonight.. got brownies in the oven

this book won't read itself either

Going to have to break out and take the punishment..

Oh, is this "that kind" of a thread???

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"On its way - I’d like a squeeze of all the boobs first

(Sorry OP....)

Well will you do it kinda gentle and just flick over my nipple while you’re there.

I might as well get something out of this as well

Your wish is my command

Oh if you’re gonna answer to my wishes they become a lot more demanding

Looks like you’ll need to be a lot more demanding - admin don’t like the pic

Haha that’s the kind of pic I’m demanding of

I’ve seen it.

. It’s hot

Describe Nora, it can be like our Christmas charades

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi !?

I’m home

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"Hi !?

I’m home

Arrrgh stranger danger!!!

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over a year ago

"Hi !?

I’m home

Arrrgh stranger danger!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening!! Been helping myself to the vino if that's OK!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On its way - I’d like a squeeze of all the boobs first

(Sorry OP....)

Well will you do it kinda gentle and just flick over my nipple while you’re there.

I might as well get something out of this as well

Your wish is my command

Oh if you’re gonna answer to my wishes they become a lot more demanding

Looks like you’ll need to be a lot more demanding - admin don’t like the pic

Haha that’s the kind of pic I’m demanding of

I’ve seen it.

. It’s hot

Describe Nora, it can be like our Christmas charades

Back in a min. I just need to pop back and study it a bit more

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Are there gluten free nibbles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On its way - I’d like a squeeze of all the boobs first

(Sorry OP....)

Well will you do it kinda gentle and just flick over my nipple while you’re there.

I might as well get something out of this as well

Your wish is my command

Oh if you’re gonna answer to my wishes they become a lot more demanding

Looks like you’ll need to be a lot more demanding - admin don’t like the pic

Haha that’s the kind of pic I’m demanding of

I’ve seen it.

. It’s hot

Describe Nora, it can be like our Christmas charades

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"On its way - I’d like a squeeze of all the boobs first

(Sorry OP....)

Well will you do it kinda gentle and just flick over my nipple while you’re there.

I might as well get something out of this as well

Your wish is my command

Oh if you’re gonna answer to my wishes they become a lot more demanding

Looks like you’ll need to be a lot more demanding - admin don’t like the pic

Haha that’s the kind of pic I’m demanding of

I’ve seen it.

. It’s hot

Describe Nora, it can be like our Christmas charades

Back in a min. I just need to pop back and study it a bit more

Ooh cum on missus, I’m drooling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi !?

I’m home

What’s occurring then O spicy one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On its way - I’d like a squeeze of all the boobs first

(Sorry OP....)

Well will you do it kinda gentle and just flick over my nipple while you’re there.

I might as well get something out of this as well

Your wish is my command

Oh if you’re gonna answer to my wishes they become a lot more demanding

Looks like you’ll need to be a lot more demanding - admin don’t like the pic

Haha that’s the kind of pic I’m demanding of

I’ve seen it.

. It’s hot

Describe Nora, it can be like our Christmas charades

Back in a min. I just need to pop back and study it a bit more

Ooh cum on missus, I’m drooling

Nah i think I’ll keep it to myself. It’s my new screensaver

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

PLEASE FORM A QUE AND FOLLOW ME

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"On its way - I’d like a squeeze of all the boobs first

(Sorry OP....)

Well will you do it kinda gentle and just flick over my nipple while you’re there.

I might as well get something out of this as well

Your wish is my command

Oh if you’re gonna answer to my wishes they become a lot more demanding

Looks like you’ll need to be a lot more demanding - admin don’t like the pic

Haha that’s the kind of pic I’m demanding of

I’ve seen it.

. It’s hot

Describe Nora, it can be like our Christmas charades

Back in a min. I just need to pop back and study it a bit more

Ooh cum on missus, I’m drooling

Nah i think I’ll keep it to myself. It’s my new screensaver

I’ll have to ask my secret Santa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PLEASE FORM A QUE AND FOLLOW ME

There you go ladies... put hands on my hips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PLEASE FORM A QUE AND FOLLOW ME

Have I got time for a wee? I’m busting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We are going to the BLACK DOOR

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Are you all ready?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are going to the BLACK DOOR

Whose back door?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are going to the BLACK DOOR

Whose back door?"

Not mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have you all been following this thread from start to finish??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you all been following this thread from start to finish??

Mainly yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Now who’s ready??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Now who’s ready??

This better be good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh c’mon I’m starving here where’s the buffet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok gather round

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By *o-Vanilla-HereMan
over a year ago

Doncaster

I’ll take a seat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok gather round

Waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok gather round

Hurry up my brownies burning..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it a finger buffet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok gather round

Hurry up my brownies burning.."

You get get antibiotics for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On its way - I’d like a squeeze of all the boobs first

(Sorry OP....)

Well will you do it kinda gentle and just flick over my nipple while you’re there.

I might as well get something out of this as well

Your wish is my command

Oh if you’re gonna answer to my wishes they become a lot more demanding

Looks like you’ll need to be a lot more demanding - admin don’t like the pic

Haha that’s the kind of pic I’m demanding of

I’ve seen it.

. It’s hot

Describe Nora, it can be like our Christmas charades

Back in a min. I just need to pop back and study it a bit more

Ooh cum on missus, I’m drooling

Nah i think I’ll keep it to myself. It’s my new screensaver

Don’t you be on your phone on the train in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello and welcome to my little sanctuary.

Please make sure you’ve shut the door behind you as it tends to get a little nippy in here.

Now take a seat and relax while i get you a drink.

Now one might ask why your here?

Well all will be revealed throughout this thread.

Now sit back,relax and enjoy the ride

..but you offer in bucketfuls but don't deliver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On its way - I’d like a squeeze of all the boobs first

(Sorry OP....)

Well will you do it kinda gentle and just flick over my nipple while you’re there.

I might as well get something out of this as well

Your wish is my command

Oh if you’re gonna answer to my wishes they become a lot more demanding

Looks like you’ll need to be a lot more demanding - admin don’t like the pic

Haha that’s the kind of pic I’m demanding of

I’ve seen it.

. It’s hot

Describe Nora, it can be like our Christmas charades

Back in a min. I just need to pop back and study it a bit more

Ooh cum on missus, I’m drooling

Nah i think I’ll keep it to myself. It’s my new screensaver

Don’t you be on your phone on the train in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is it a finger blasting?

asking for a friend. Obviously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is it a finger blasting?

asking for a friend. Obviously."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I warned you all not to enter this black door when I went out and I’m so pleased and proud of you all that none of you entered,and you have all gained my trust,as a reward I am now opening this door and in front of you is a luxurious swinging room fully equipped with its very on hot tubs private bar and play areas.

Let your hair down relax and most of all have fun and enjoy

You’ve all earned it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is it a finger blasting?

asking for a friend. Obviously."

How rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I warned you all not to enter this black door when I went out and I’m so pleased and proud of you all that none of you entered,and you have all gained my trust,as a reward I am now opening this door and in front of you is a luxurious swinging room fully equipped with its very on hot tubs private bar and play areas.

Let your hair down relax and most of all have fun and enjoy

You’ve all earned it

I'm getting straight in the hot tub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let your hair down relax and most of all have fun and enjoy

You’ve all earned it

I'm getting straight in the hot tub

How many are in it though. All sounds a bit unhygienic for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is it a finger blasting?

asking for a friend. Obviously.

How rude

"
My other friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let your hair down relax and most of all have fun and enjoy

You’ve all earned it

I'm getting straight in the hot tub

How many are in it though. All sounds a bit unhygienic for me

Just me so far... come on and join me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm sound's rather lovely, ,,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hope you all have lots of fun!

I’m off to my room

My job is done here

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Let your hair down relax and most of all have fun and enjoy

You’ve all earned it

I'm getting straight in the hot tub

How many are in it though. All sounds a bit unhygienic for me

Have you had your wee? Just checking before I get in the hot tub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let your hair down relax and most of all have fun and enjoy

You’ve all earned it

I'm getting straight in the hot tub

How many are in it though. All sounds a bit unhygienic for me

Nora, shall we just nip to the pub?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On its way - I’d like a squeeze of all the boobs first

(Sorry OP....)

Well will you do it kinda gentle and just flick over my nipple while you’re there.

I might as well get something out of this as well

Your wish is my command

Oh if you’re gonna answer to my wishes they become a lot more demanding

Looks like you’ll need to be a lot more demanding - admin don’t like the pic

Haha that’s the kind of pic I’m demanding of

I’ve seen it.

. It’s hot

Describe Nora, it can be like our Christmas charades

Back in a min. I just need to pop back and study it a bit more

Ooh cum on missus, I’m drooling

Nah i think I’ll keep it to myself. It’s my new screensaver

I’ll have to ask my secret Santa

Right then.... about those nipples....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Let your hair down relax and most of all have fun and enjoy

You’ve all earned it

I'm getting straight in the hot tub

How many are in it though. All sounds a bit unhygienic for me

Nora, shall we just nip to the pub? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let your hair down relax and most of all have fun and enjoy

You’ve all earned it

I'm getting straight in the hot tub

How many are in it though. All sounds a bit unhygienic for me

Have you had your wee? Just checking before I get in the hot tub

yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let your hair down relax and most of all have fun and enjoy

You’ve all earned it

I'm getting straight in the hot tub

How many are in it though. All sounds a bit unhygienic for me

Nora, shall we just nip to the pub? "

Yeah me and you go find our own hot tub eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let your hair down relax and most of all have fun and enjoy

You’ve all earned it

I'm getting straight in the hot tub

How many are in it though. All sounds a bit unhygienic for me

Nora, shall we just nip to the pub?

Yeah me and you go find our own hot tub eh?

And Lexa too

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Let your hair down relax and most of all have fun and enjoy

You’ve all earned it

I'm getting straight in the hot tub

How many are in it though. All sounds a bit unhygienic for me

Nora, shall we just nip to the pub?

Yeah me and you go find our own hot tub eh?

And Lexa too

Can we invite old frosty balls along too?

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Let your hair down relax and most of all have fun and enjoy

You’ve all earned it

I'm getting straight in the hot tub

How many are in it though. All sounds a bit unhygienic for me

Nora, shall we just nip to the pub?

Yeah me and you go find our own hot tub eh?

And Lexa too

Can we invite old frosty balls along too? "

Need someone to top up the drinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let your hair down relax and most of all have fun and enjoy

You’ve all earned it

I'm getting straight in the hot tub

How many are in it though. All sounds a bit unhygienic for me

Nora, shall we just nip to the pub?

Yeah me and you go find our own hot tub eh?

And Lexa too

Can we invite old frosty balls along too?

Need someone to top up the drinks

Yeah he can drive us there so we can drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let your hair down relax and most of all have fun and enjoy

You’ve all earned it

I'm getting straight in the hot tub

How many are in it though. All sounds a bit unhygienic for me

Nora, shall we just nip to the pub?

Yeah me and you go find our own hot tub eh?

And Lexa too

Can we invite old frosty balls along too?

Need someone to top up the drinks

Yeah he can drive us there so we can drink

What about me

Am I just to be left here getting all pruney?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let your hair down relax and most of all have fun and enjoy

You’ve all earned it

I'm getting straight in the hot tub

How many are in it though. All sounds a bit unhygienic for me

Nora, shall we just nip to the pub?

Yeah me and you go find our own hot tub eh?

And Lexa too

Can we invite old frosty balls along too?

Need someone to top up the drinks

Yeah he can drive us there so we can drink

What about me

Am I just to be left here getting all pruney?"

I think frostys gone. Can you drive?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let your hair down relax and most of all have fun and enjoy

You’ve all earned it

I'm getting straight in the hot tub

How many are in it though. All sounds a bit unhygienic for me

Nora, shall we just nip to the pub?

Yeah me and you go find our own hot tub eh?

And Lexa too

Can we invite old frosty balls along too?

Need someone to top up the drinks

Yeah he can drive us there so we can drink

What about me

Am I just to be left here getting all pruney?

I think frostys gone. Can you drive?"

I was getting my car keys and my budgie smugglers for the hot tub

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over a year ago

Let your hair down relax and most of all have fun and enjoy

You’ve all earned it

I'm getting straight in the hot tub

How many are in it though. All sounds a bit unhygienic for me

Nora, shall we just nip to the pub?

Yeah me and you go find our own hot tub eh?

And Lexa too

Can we invite old frosty balls along too?

Need someone to top up the drinks

Yeah he can drive us there so we can drink

What about me

Am I just to be left here getting all pruney?

I think frostys gone. Can you drive?

I was getting my car keys and my budgie smugglers for the hot tub

Oh your pics up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let your hair down relax and most of all have fun and enjoy

You’ve all earned it

I'm getting straight in the hot tub

How many are in it though. All sounds a bit unhygienic for me

Nora, shall we just nip to the pub?

Yeah me and you go find our own hot tub eh?

And Lexa too

Can we invite old frosty balls along too?

Need someone to top up the drinks

Yeah he can drive us there so we can drink

What about me

Am I just to be left here getting all pruney?

I think frostys gone. Can you drive?

I was getting my car keys and my budgie smugglers for the hot tub

Oh your pics up!"

Yeah they accepted the tame version

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