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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anybody met one? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anybody met one? xx

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yep!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Anybody met one? xx

Snow White new 7 and they all lived together, very suspicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anybody met one? xx

Snow White new 7 and they all lived together, very suspicious"
guess she drifted .....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anybody met one? xx

Snow White new 7 and they all lived together, very suspicious"

Yes but that was when i was younger xx

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Anybody met one? xx

yep!

hehehehe me too, lol

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Anybody met one? xx

Snow White new 7 and they all lived together, very suspicious

Yes but that was when i was younger xx

So are you grumpy or happy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anybody met one? xx

Snow White new 7 and they all lived together, very suspicious

Yes but that was when i was younger xx

So are you grumpy or happy"

Dopey xx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Anybody met one? xx

Snow White new 7 and they all lived together, very suspicious

Yes but that was when i was younger xx

So are you grumpy or happy

Dopey xx

snap thats what i was going to say lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No! And now I feel left out. I want a bisexual dwarf

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No! And now I feel left out. I want a bisexual dwarf

Funny that cause i want a slutwhore xx

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

Are we talking male or female dwarfs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anybody met one? xx

Snow White new 7 and they all lived together, very suspicious

Yes but that was when i was younger xx

So are you grumpy or happy

Dopey xx

snap thats what i was going to say lol"

Was there a pissed one i cant remember lol xx

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"Anybody met one? xx

Snow White new 7 and they all lived together, very suspicious

Yes but that was when i was younger xx

So are you grumpy or happy

Dopey xx

snap thats what i was going to say lol

Was there a pissed one i cant remember lol xx

I know a man dwarf see but he is strait. Well i thin he is as near tapped him up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am usually on my knees .. does that make me one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am usually on my knees .. does that make me one

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Anybody met one? xx

Snow White new 7 and they all lived together, very suspicious

Yes but that was when i was younger xx

So are you grumpy or happy

Dopey xx

snap thats what i was going to say lol

Was there a pissed one i cant remember lol xx

Bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I think I may have tripped over one on sunday but can't be too sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I may have tripped over one on sunday but can't be too sure

Oh thats where the bruises are from xx

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"I am usually on my knees .. does that make me one

You have me thinking how short you need to be to be an official dwarf. Guessing under 4ft. Ask one of the short blokes here.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"I am usually on my knees .. does that make me one

You have me thinking how short you need to be to be an official dwarf. Guessing under 4ft. Ask one of the short blokes here.

Officially the supposed height is anyone under 4ft 10 inches

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

Some define it as being a person with an adult height of less than 4 feet 10 inches.

Think that's quite tall for a dwarf my self! Mind there are Modern fantasy Dwarfs with axes and elfs as mates. Is that the sort we are focusing on? Or them horny dudes from those dodgy moves?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Really? thats quite tall to be classed as a dwarf

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Funny thing about height is that in the 1800s the average height for a man was five foot

If you go to any really old house most males today would have to duck

So logically you tall folk are the odd ones lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Officially the supposed height is anyone under 4ft 10 inches"

Woo hoo Im not short enough!! *dancing round the room*

Who cares that I cant reach any of the shelves in shops, or change a light bulb without a chair, or open the curtains without standing on the sofa!!!

Im too tall to be a dwarf!!! *still dancing around the room*

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Officially the supposed height is anyone under 4ft 10 inches

Woo hoo Im not short enough!! *dancing round the room*

Who cares that I cant reach any of the shelves in shops, or change a light bulb without a chair, or open the curtains without standing on the sofa!!!

Im too tall to be a dwarf!!! *still dancing around the room*

Shona

x x x "

calm it short ass xx

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Officially the supposed height is anyone under 4ft 10 inches

Woo hoo Im not short enough!! *dancing round the room*

Who cares that I cant reach any of the shelves in shops, or change a light bulb without a chair, or open the curtains without standing on the sofa!!!

Im too tall to be a dwarf!!! *still dancing around the room*

Shona

x x x "

Well I'm only 5ft 1 in me bare feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anybody met one? xx

yep!

I'm just vertically challenged

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"Officially the supposed height is anyone under 4ft 10 inches

Woo hoo Im not short enough!! *dancing round the room*

Who cares that I cant reach any of the shelves in shops, or change a light bulb without a chair, or open the curtains without standing on the sofa!!!

Im too tall to be a dwarf!!! *still dancing around the room*

Shona

x x x

Well I'm only 5ft 1 in me bare feet"

Thats ok for a woman. Even 4ft 10 is i think at a pinch. Not a geezer though. Who is the shortest male poster?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Officially the supposed height is anyone under 4ft 10 inches

Woo hoo Im not short enough!! *dancing round the room*

Who cares that I cant reach any of the shelves in shops, or change a light bulb without a chair, or open the curtains without standing on the sofa!!!

Im too tall to be a dwarf!!! *still dancing around the room*

Shona

x x x

Well I'm only 5ft 1 in me bare feet"

In my stocking soles I am 5 ft dead on so your still taller than me . . . not dancing anymore!!

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thats ok for a woman. Even 4ft 10 is i think at a pinch. Not a geezer though. Who is the shortest male poster?

Got a strong suspicion that may be me lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats ok for a woman. Even 4ft 10 is i think at a pinch. Not a geezer though. Who is the shortest male poster?

Got a strong suspicion that may be me lol xx

And you called me short arse????

I saw how short you are . . . . whos the short arse now????

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thats ok for a woman. Even 4ft 10 is i think at a pinch. Not a geezer though. Who is the shortest male poster?

Got a strong suspicion that may be me lol xx

And you called me short arse????

I saw how short you are . . . . whos the short arse now????

Shona

x x x "

Ive ALWAYS been a short ass pmsl xx

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

Thats ok for a woman. Even 4ft 10 is i think at a pinch. Not a geezer though. Who is the shortest male poster?

Got a strong suspicion that may be me lol xx

And you called me short arse????

I saw how short you are . . . . whos the short arse now????

Shona

x x x

Ive ALWAYS been a short ass pmsl xx

You don't look that short. Might be the jimmy crankie shorts mind.

got to say shorter with a good personality far outweighs taller but bland.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thats ok for a woman. Even 4ft 10 is i think at a pinch. Not a geezer though. Who is the shortest male poster?

Got a strong suspicion that may be me lol xx

And you called me short arse????

I saw how short you are . . . . whos the short arse now????

Shona

x x x

Ive ALWAYS been a short ass pmsl xx

You don't look that short. Might be the jimmy crankie shorts mind.

got to say shorter with a good personality far outweighs taller but bland.

Arr thanks mate (you comin on to me?) lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anybody met one? xx

LMFAO............just might have

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

Thats ok for a woman. Even 4ft 10 is i think at a pinch. Not a geezer though. Who is the shortest male poster?

Got a strong suspicion that may be me lol xx

And you called me short arse????

I saw how short you are . . . . whos the short arse now????

Shona

x x x

Ive ALWAYS been a short ass pmsl xx

You don't look that short. Might be the jimmy crankie shorts mind.

got to say shorter with a good personality far outweighs taller but bland.

Arr thanks mate (you comin on to me?) lol xx

depends if your dressing up in the soon to be missus gear or not. Having said that im 2000 miles away lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny thing about height is that in the 1800s the average height for a man was five foot

If you go to any really old house most males today would have to duck

So logically you tall folk are the odd ones lol xx

eh shortarse are you saying am odd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No! And now I feel left out. I want a bisexual dwarf

Funny that cause i want a slutwhore xx

Are ya under 4ft 10 and bi sexual

I don't want no fake bi sexual dwarf

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"Anybody met one? xx

might just have had one nestled in my cleavage on sunday

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Anybody met one? xx

we only know one .................................. hang on whats the deffinition of a dwarf thinking of being PC of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shhhhh dont tell anyone i am one thats why i have no verifications of meeting anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anybody met one? xx

might just have had one nestled in my cleavage on sunday

mentally crossing people off my list i saw down your cleavage

lmao mwah xxx

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"Anybody met one? xx

might just have had one nestled in my cleavage on sunday

mentally crossing people off my list i saw down your cleavage

lmao mwah xxx"

hahaha - not enough !!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

that reminds me I never did get to collect the 'boobie' prize

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"that reminds me I never did get to collect the 'boobie' prize

think you were more than busy enough

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"that reminds me I never did get to collect the 'boobie' prize

think you were more than busy enough

moi?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You do realise that you cannot refer to people as 'dwarves' or 'dwarfish' any longer. These types of citizens are known as 'vertically challenged'.... tbh, I still do, and probably always will, call them ankle biters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed.

How could anyone stoop so low?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No! And now I feel left out. I want a bisexual dwarf

Can you buy one on ebay?

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By *ayceeCouple
over a year ago

northampton

I had one that fitted just perfectly in my cleavage on Sunday lol. Thought he was gonna move in at one point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i was feeling happy this morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had one that fitted just perfectly in my cleavage on Sunday lol. Thought he was gonna move in at one point.

Lol and to think i nearly bought my case xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a dwarf in the pub last night but didn't get round to asking him if he was bi-sexual !!!

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