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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I drive a fiat because I have no need to make up for anything

What do you drive?

What does he drive?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I drive a fiat because I have no need to make up for anything

What do you drive?

What does he drive? "

What do you drive,what does he drive????

Genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drive women wild with an off road experience

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

I drive a jeep a Nissan gtr and a relay van nothing to do with making up for size just coz that's what I choose to drive

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I have no car but 7 bicycles

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

We both drive BMWs

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By *arrasicMan
over a year ago

birmingham

BMW drivers need them to make up for there dicks.ooowww im for it now

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"I drive a fiat because I have no need to make up for anything

What do you drive?

What does he drive? "

The stereotype doesn’t always work.

I drive a BMW, I’m hung like a donkey.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

If cars were penis extensions, he wouldn't need to drive anything.

Anyway, out of the two of us I drive the wankmobile.

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By *arrasicMan
over a year ago

birmingham

"I drive a fiat because I have no need to make up for anything

What do you drive?

What does he drive?

The stereotype doesn’t always work.

I drive a BMW, I’m hung like a donkey.

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Hope you don't drive like one has most do

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"BMW drivers need them to make up for there dicks.ooowww im for it now "

I can't vouch for other drivers, but most definitely nothing to make up for here.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

I drive a Mercedes 4x4 in heels and stockings my penis doesn’t come into it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My every day car is fab 1.

It’s 21 feet long and 8 feet wide. My cock is tiny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d have a massive cock that cost a lot of money.

Meanwhile, it’s fairly average and I grew it at home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv got a rally car who wants to come for a ride???

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Hillman Imp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I drive a fiat because I have no need to make up for anything

What do you drive?

What does he drive?

The stereotype doesn’t always work.

I drive a BMW, I’m hung like a donkey.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"I drive a fiat because I have no need to make up for anything

What do you drive?

What does he drive? "

I drive a van.... because my drums are hard to transport on my bike.

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bmw here called beatrix shes great until the snows come

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I drive a fiat because I have no need to make up for anything

What do you drive?

What does he drive?

The stereotype doesn’t always work.

I drive a BMW, I’m hung like a donkey.

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eeeeeyore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4WD Hilux because i'm making up for the fact that i sometimes have to go off road with lots of equipment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I drive a Mercedes 4x4 in heels and stockings my penis doesn’t come into it"

Possibly the best answer I've seen on this thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to drive a large powerful car in order to transport my massive penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ponce a lift,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I drive a Mercedes 4x4 in heels and stockings my penis doesn’t come into it"

You leave it at home?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some need a juggernaut to transport their ego

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

I drive an old Audi A6 estate with my workshop in the boot and P drives me round the bend.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Iv got a rally car who wants to come for a ride???

Only if you let me drive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ride a motorcycle, but not a chopper??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Escort Mexico and Mitsubishi evo 8

Plus a few more

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"I drive a jeep a Nissan gtr and a relay van nothing to do with making up for size just coz that's what I choose to drive

A Nissan GTR is an impressive weapon indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a tvr in garage needs work on subframe and bodywork just like me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drive a vectra Sri and he mainly rides a vn900

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yamaha R1

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I’m fucked then. I drive a trabant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I drive a fiat because I have no need to make up for anything

What do you drive?

What does he drive? "

People to distraction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I drive a fiat because I have no need to make up for anything

What do you drive?

What does he drive?

People to distraction

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is sleigh a euphemism?

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By *r_BigHeadMan
over a year ago

The Naughty Step (aka Northampton)

"I drive a fiat because I have no need to make up for anything

What do you drive?

What does he drive? "

Haha I used to love this type of question when I had a Smart Car

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"I’m fucked then. I drive a trabant"

Or maybe not fucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If men have got a big car, people say you’ve got a small dick. If you’ve got a small car, they say you’re a hairdresser.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I drive a Mercedes 4x4 in heels and stockings my penis doesn’t come into it"
where do you leave your penis?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm driving my campervan today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me. New shape Ford Focus RS

Her. New shape Ford Fiesta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drive Range Rover, well I say drive mainly to the dealer to get fixed, hubby got a merc and a rs focus weekend warrior that never see’s the light of day which I wish he’d get rid of as I want to put a gym in there x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drive a transit van, and ride an r6. Not sure what that says about me ?

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"If men have got a big car, people say you’ve got a small dick. If you’ve got a small car, they say you’re a hairdresser. "

Funny you should say that.

My (male) barber drive a smart car, so maybe there’s some truth in the stereotype!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A grey Talbo

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"A grey Talbo "

I had you down as a deux chevaux man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

911 Turbo S...

Think what you like...??

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By *lsieWoman
over a year ago

where ever

I drive a mini.

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

a limo lol

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By *owhard007Man
over a year ago

leeds

"Yamaha R1

Kawasaki zzr1200

Its big and powerfull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For those with bikes, did you know we have a biker section at the bottom of the forums ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Pontiac Firebird, which I've owned for almost 16 years is currently off the road while I work on the engine and gearbox. I've removed them from the car to rebuild over the winter.

In the meantime, I am rocking a 2010 Mondeo Estate, which I'm enjoying way more than I thought I would. Reminds me a little of the Sierra I owned many years ago.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"a limo lol"

Nice make up for a wee penis

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"911 Turbo S...

Think what you like...??"

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"911 Turbo S...

Think what you like...??"

Cheer up fella your little man can't be that small.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mode of transport is my van. I love it! As for penis size, are we talking on a cold day or favourable weather?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mode of transport is my van. I love it! As for penis size, are we talking on a cold day or favourable weather?..."

Downhill, wind assisted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mode of transport is my van. I love it! As for penis size, are we talking on a cold day or favourable weather?...

Downhill, wind assisted. "

Just so long as it's a warm breeze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Audi......but I have the optional indicator package

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

I don't drive a car and I don't have a willy... (just sayin')

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By *ardiffCoupleNJCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd/Rhyfelin

MX-5:

Rroof down the most fun you can have in a car without having sex -it's too small for sex (we've tried -though roof is perfect height for a bit of outdoor fun also tried!).

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By *queekyCheesyCouple
over a year ago

newark

Car and van + her car.

Occasionally mountain bike, and there is no greater feeling than being faster than some dickhead revving it up only to be beaten by a cyclist

Unshockingly enough this results in attempts on my life sometimes. Then I take a wing mirror as a souveneir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Escort Mexico and Mitsubishi evo 8

Plus a few more "

A real Mexico, that's cool, I'm not discussing cars, my favourite just got dissected by a f'ing horse box while stationary.

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By *harlotte SometimesWoman
over a year ago

Leafy Warwickshire

I drive an Audi TT and I’ll have you know my indicators work perfectly....I can often provide additional hand signals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nissan 350z

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

A BMW so evidently I have a tiny penis.

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

My cock is huge -I drive a bin lorry -read it and weep, read it and weep is all I can say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Escort Mexico and Mitsubishi evo 8

Plus a few more

A real Mexico, that's cool, I'm not discussing cars, my favourite just got dissected by a f'ing horse box while stationary. "

How did a stationary horse box kill your car?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got an evoque and I love him he’s called mr grey.

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"Escort Mexico and Mitsubishi evo 8

Plus a few more

A real Mexico, that's cool, I'm not discussing cars, my favourite just got dissected by a f'ing horse box while stationary.

How did a stationary horse box kill your car?

Maybe they're all euphemisms?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Escort Mexico and Mitsubishi evo 8

Plus a few more

A real Mexico, that's cool, I'm not discussing cars, my favourite just got dissected by a f'ing horse box while stationary. "

Yep rs Mexico ,goes nicely with my escort cosworth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Escort Mexico and Mitsubishi evo 8

Plus a few more

A real Mexico, that's cool, I'm not discussing cars, my favourite just got dissected by a f'ing horse box while stationary.

How did a stationary horse box kill your car?

I was stationary the horsebox far from, drove straight through it instead of slowing to pass on a country road at night. Then blamed me for having a wide car while sat in her shitty grot box with 2 unrestrained 7 year old kids sat next to her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Escort Mexico and Mitsubishi evo 8

Plus a few more

A real Mexico, that's cool, I'm not discussing cars, my favourite just got dissected by a f'ing horse box while stationary.

How did a stationary horse box kill your car?

Nice you find it funny though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Escort Mexico and Mitsubishi evo 8

Plus a few more

A real Mexico, that's cool, I'm not discussing cars, my favourite just got dissected by a f'ing horse box while stationary.

How did a stationary horse box kill your car?

Nice you find it funny though

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

"My every day car is fab 1.

It’s 21 feet long and 8 feet wide. My cock is tiny

Are you Parker from Thunderbirds?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Escort Mexico and Mitsubishi evo 8

Plus a few more

A real Mexico, that's cool, I'm not discussing cars, my favourite just got dissected by a f'ing horse box while stationary.

Yep rs Mexico ,goes nicely with my escort cosworth "

Love the Mexico, must be worth a bomb now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't even drivd a car so I havd the nicest penis in the world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

E type jaguar let's face it they are the most phallic of all cars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

E type jaguar let's face it they are the most phallic of all cars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He drives a big BMW thing. I think it's a 4 wheel drive but I'm clueless when it comes to cars.

He's also had an BMW M3, an Audi R8 and another BMW (possibly 7 series.

His penis is more than adequate.

I don't drive and I have a huge vagina.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't even drivd a car so I havd the nicest penis in the world."

A huge one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He drives a big BMW thing. I think it's a 4 wheel drive but I'm clueless when it comes to cars.

He's also had an BMW M3, an Audi R8 and another BMW (possibly 7 series.

His penis is more than adequate.

I don't drive and I have a huge vagina."
How big are your feet?

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"He drives a big BMW thing. I think it's a 4 wheel drive but I'm clueless when it comes to cars.

He's also had an BMW M3, an Audi R8 and another BMW (possibly 7 series.

His penis is more than adequate.

I don't drive and I have a huge vagina."

Does that make you a parking garage for small cars?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He drives a big BMW thing. I think it's a 4 wheel drive but I'm clueless when it comes to cars.

He's also had an BMW M3, an Audi R8 and another BMW (possibly 7 series.

His penis is more than adequate.

I don't drive and I have a huge vagina.How big are your feet?"

Huge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He drives a big BMW thing. I think it's a 4 wheel drive but I'm clueless when it comes to cars.

He's also had an BMW M3, an Audi R8 and another BMW (possibly 7 series.

His penis is more than adequate.

I don't drive and I have a huge vagina.

Does that make you a parking garage for small cars?"

Large cocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Escort Mexico and Mitsubishi evo 8

Plus a few more

A real Mexico, that's cool, I'm not discussing cars, my favourite just got dissected by a f'ing horse box while stationary.

Yep rs Mexico ,goes nicely with my escort cosworth

Love the Mexico, must be worth a bomb now. "

Indeed they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If cars were penis extensions, he wouldn't need to drive anything.

Anyway, out of the two of us I drive the wankmobile."

That reminds me of Simon's yellow Fiat after Neil spaffed in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I owned a 4x4.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then bicycles are fannies

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"He drives a big BMW thing. I think it's a 4 wheel drive but I'm clueless when it comes to cars.

He's also had an BMW M3, an Audi R8 and another BMW (possibly 7 series.

His penis is more than adequate.

I don't drive and I have a huge vagina.

Does that make you a parking garage for small cars?

Large cocks."

As i thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock is so huge I have people drive for me.

Rocking that bus pass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drive a Mercedes Benz 2 door, V8, turbo injection.

When driving it, I cruise at 100 on the motorway whenever possible.

It has an integrated drinks refridgerator, a DVD entertainment system, climate controlled air conditioning, air suspension for a smooth ride and consumes fuel at a rate of about 8 miles per gallon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv got a rally car who wants to come for a ride???

Only if you let me drive "

By all means !!!

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By *oseyoudownMan
over a year ago

Trouble! AGAIN! x

I drive a STRETCH Hummer while standing on the driving seat and shouting at passing ladies through the sunroof!

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