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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's really nice that people chat about stuff, but do you think people chat shit for no reason. Im a no nonsense kind of person so say what you see, top tight corner, here we go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, I have ladies on here that I chat to, almost daily if not more, and we all chat shit, and we love it lol, no harm if it's mutual, and yes we have met..

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Horse shit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yep, I have ladies on here that I chat to, almost daily if not more, and we all chat shit, and we love it lol, no harm if it's mutual, and yes we have met.. "

Good for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Horse shit?"

What about dog shit? I mean white dog shit, you don't see that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cleaned our bmw today.

Between shags, obviously

It’s a deep blue colour with shiny alloy wheels.

I didn’t do the inside though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It just sort of tumbles out doesn't it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Horse shit?"

Bullshit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It just sort of tumbles out doesn't it. "

What’s in your hand ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It just sort of tumbles out doesn't it.

What’s in your hand ?"

My thigh.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"It's really nice that people chat about stuff, but do you think people chat shit for no reason. Im a no nonsense kind of person so say what you see, top tight corner, here we go. "
what about the doodoo?

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Pile of crap

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I cleaned our bmw today.

Between shags, obviously

It’s a deep blue colour with shiny alloy wheels.

I didn’t do the inside though. "

See, you had to say bmw, why not just car, chatting shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's really nice that people chat about stuff, but do you think people chat shit for no reason. Im a no nonsense kind of person so say what you see, top tight corner, here we go. "

Even worse when you end up chatting shit on the phone FFS!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It just sort of tumbles out doesn't it. "

So does mr tumble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep I post absolute bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It just sort of tumbles out doesn't it.

What’s in your hand ?

My thigh. "

Oh

That’s a relief

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's really nice that people chat about stuff, but do you think people chat shit for no reason. Im a no nonsense kind of person so say what you see, top tight corner, here we go. what about the doodoo?"

Aye can do wipes here, im a big kid now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It just sort of tumbles out doesn't it.

What’s in your hand ?

My thigh.

Oh

That’s a relief "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yep I post absolute bollocks "

Don't post your bollocks, i know it's christmas.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"It's really nice that people chat about stuff, but do you think people chat shit for no reason. Im a no nonsense kind of person so say what you see, top tight corner, here we go. what about the doodoo?

Aye can do wipes here, im a big kid now. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's really nice that people chat about stuff, but do you think people chat shit for no reason. Im a no nonsense kind of person so say what you see, top tight corner, here we go.

Even worse when you end up chatting shit on the phone FFS!!! "

Well stop it then.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"It's really nice that people chat about stuff, but do you think people chat shit for no reason. Im a no nonsense kind of person so say what you see, top tight corner, here we go.

Even worse when you end up chatting shit on the phone FFS!!!

Well stop it then. "

I'm not wiping your bum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pile of crap "

It's good but it's not right.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's really nice that people chat about stuff, but do you think people chat shit for no reason. Im a no nonsense kind of person so say what you see, top tight corner, here we go.

Even worse when you end up chatting shit on the phone FFS!!!

Well stop it then. I'm not wiping your bum "

Oh go on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cleaned our bmw today.

Between shags, obviously

It’s a deep blue colour with shiny alloy wheels.

I didn’t do the inside though.

See, you had to say bmw, why not just car, chatting shit. "

Ah

I’m a yuppie so I needed to put the bmw information in.

I’m actually typing this message from a cocktail bar whilst supping a woo woo through a pink straw.

I didn’t drive here though, it’s because of the drinks.

Lots of rozzers around this time of year. I shall just get an Uber home soon, I have the number in my Filofax.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I cleaned our bmw today.

Between shags, obviously

It’s a deep blue colour with shiny alloy wheels.

I didn’t do the inside though.

See, you had to say bmw, why not just car, chatting shit.

Ah

I’m a yuppie so I needed to put the bmw information in.

I’m actually typing this message from a cocktail bar whilst supping a woo woo through a pink straw.

I didn’t drive here though, it’s because of the drinks.

Lots of rozzers around this time of year. I shall just get an Uber home soon, I have the number in my Filofax."

I say there, i got some car radios for sale, fully tested by nigel mansell.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"It's really nice that people chat about stuff, but do you think people chat shit for no reason. Im a no nonsense kind of person so say what you see, top tight corner, here we go.

Even worse when you end up chatting shit on the phone FFS!!!

Well stop it then. I'm not wiping your bum

Oh go on. "

Do I have to ?

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Fuvffvo, uflfyyxxghu fh fjcjc gfjh. Duffin?

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Oops soz talking shit there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's really nice that people chat about stuff, but do you think people chat shit for no reason. Im a no nonsense kind of person so say what you see, top tight corner, here we go.

Even worse when you end up chatting shit on the phone FFS!!!

Well stop it then. I'm not wiping your bum

Oh go on. Do I have to ?"

Yeh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oops soz talking shit there"

Absolute plop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cleaned our bmw today.

Between shags, obviously

It’s a deep blue colour with shiny alloy wheels.

I didn’t do the inside though.

See, you had to say bmw, why not just car, chatting shit.

Ah

I’m a yuppie so I needed to put the bmw information in.

I’m actually typing this message from a cocktail bar whilst supping a woo woo through a pink straw.

I didn’t drive here though, it’s because of the drinks.

Lots of rozzers around this time of year. I shall just get an Uber home soon, I have the number in my Filofax.

I say there, i got some car radios for sale, fully tested by nigel mansell. "

No no old sport, had some of them before.

Got lumbered with the buggers, nobody wanted them.

What I’d really like to get into is these blueteeth all the youngsters are raving about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP ..what star sign are you ?..I bet it's Taurus...full of bull shit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I cleaned our bmw today.

Between shags, obviously

It’s a deep blue colour with shiny alloy wheels.

I didn’t do the inside though.

See, you had to say bmw, why not just car, chatting shit.

Ah

I’m a yuppie so I needed to put the bmw information in.

I’m actually typing this message from a cocktail bar whilst supping a woo woo through a pink straw.

I didn’t drive here though, it’s because of the drinks.

Lots of rozzers around this time of year. I shall just get an Uber home soon, I have the number in my Filofax.

I say there, i got some car radios for sale, fully tested by nigel mansell.

No no old sport, had some of them before.

Got lumbered with the buggers, nobody wanted them.

What I’d really like to get into is these blueteeth all the youngsters are raving about."

On tinterwebb things? I got some quality porn on vhs, buggers, muggers and methodists.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP ..what star sign are you ?..I bet it's Taurus...full of bull shit "

You can see my star sign anytime.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP ..what star sign are you ?..I bet it's Taurus...full of bull shit

You can see my star sign anytime. "

Look into my eye, look into my eye, don't look round the eye, 3 2 1 you're under.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire


"Oops soz talking shit there

Absolute plop "

Nice plop though

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Horse shit?

Bullshit? "

Plenty of that round here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Horse shit?

Bullshit?

Plenty of that round here!"

Of course there is. Absolute balls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Horse shit?

Bullshit?

Plenty of that round here!"

I step over and ignore that shit I've got my own shit to be dealing with, its all good shit here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Horse shit?

Bullshit?

Plenty of that round here!

I step over and ignore that shit I've got my own shit to be dealing with, its all good shit here "

No shit !

You’ve gotta be shittin me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Whatever you are full of shit, i don't even reckon you're swingers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have time for this shit.

I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't have time for this shit.

I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."

You have an absolutely breathtaking hiney.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't have time for this shit.

I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."

Point proven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't have time for this shit.

I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Point proven "

No shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't have time for this shit.

I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

You have an absolutely breathtaking hiney."

Aw that's so sweet, I'm in a glass case of emotion right now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't have time for this shit.

I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

You have an absolutely breathtaking hiney.

Aw that's so sweet, I'm in a glass case of emotion right now! "

Sorry Champ...I think I ate your chocolate squirrel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't have time for this shit.

I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

You have an absolutely breathtaking hiney.

Aw that's so sweet, I'm in a glass case of emotion right now!

Sorry Champ...I think I ate your chocolate squirrel"

! You smelly pirate hooker!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a phenomenal amount of shit chatted on these forums. I feel right at home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I talk 20% shite and the majority 80% is wonderfully engaging.... Everyone else thinks I talk 80% shite. With 20% sugar on top one hopes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whatever you are full of shit, i don't even reckon you're swingers. "

I get that shit all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't have time for this shit.

I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."

You stay classy San Diego

And thanks for stopping by

But, mainly, stay classy

Good old Ron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't have time for this shit.

I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

You stay classy San Diego

And thanks for stopping by

But, mainly, stay classy

Good old Ron "

Ah, good old Whale's vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't have time for this shit.

I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

You stay classy San Diego

And thanks for stopping by

But, mainly, stay classy

Good old Ron

Ah, good old Whale's vagina "

Which is, of course, German for San Diego

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