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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I think I’ve become lazy and my technique has gone to pot

Without wishing to inflict a lousy technical performance upon some unfortunate lady, what fruit types, household appliances or general bric a brac should I practice snogging upon to up my game once again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I’ve become lazy and my technique has gone to pot

Without wishing to inflict a lousy technical performance upon some unfortunate lady, what fruit types, household appliances or general bric a brac should I practice snogging upon to up my game once again? "

that's easy and it's a seasonal thing a turkey butt or a peach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a half closed squeezy mop may help you practice mind you can have it slightly wet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely it’s like riding a bike. It’ll all come back to you. Being the kind and lovely person I am though I can probably spare you half hour to practice on me. It being the season of good will and all that.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I think I’ve become lazy and my technique has gone to pot

Without wishing to inflict a lousy technical performance upon some unfortunate lady, what fruit types, household appliances or general bric a brac should I practice snogging upon to up my game once again? that's easy and it's a seasonal thing a turkey butt or a peach "

Should I cook the turkey first? What about stuffing?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"a half closed squeezy mop may help you practice mind you can have it slightly wet. "

I’m going to give this a go; No detergent on it though I presume?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I’ve become lazy and my technique has gone to pot

Without wishing to inflict a lousy technical performance upon some unfortunate lady, what fruit types, household appliances or general bric a brac should I practice snogging upon to up my game once again? that's easy and it's a seasonal thing a turkey butt or a peach

Should I cook the turkey first? What about stuffing? "

If you like warm sloppy kiss practice yes

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Surely it’s like riding a bike. It’ll all come back to you. Being the kind and lovely person I am though I can probably spare you half hour to practice on me. It being the season of good will and all that. "

Thank you m’lady xxx Puker up.......*dribbles*

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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A plunger ...clean it first though

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Follow her lead. I'm not out of practice, but I find everyone has their own technique, and things work best if technique is mirrored. Or at least, I get compliments when I mirror technique, and love it when someone returns the favour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cut a mouth out of an orange?

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own


"Cut a mouth out of an orange?"

Seedless one though, otherwise it'll be weird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cut a mouth out of an orange?

Seedless one though, otherwise it'll be weird. "

Yeah definitely coz it wouldn’t be at all weird if it was seedless.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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"Cut a mouth out of an orange?"
bet you have to concentrate doing that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cut a mouth out of an orange? bet you have to concentrate doing that one "

It's still a-peel-ing though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cut a mouth out of an orange? bet you have to concentrate doing that one

It's still a-peel-ing though "

You taking the pith?

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Cut a mouth out of an orange? bet you have to concentrate doing that one

It's still a-peel-ing though "

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own


"Cut a mouth out of an orange?

Seedless one though, otherwise it'll be weird.

Yeah definitely coz it wouldn’t be at all weird if it was seedless. "

Exactly

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Cut a mouth out of an orange? bet you have to concentrate doing that one

It's still a-peel-ing though

You taking the pith?"

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