FabSwingers.com forum: How many of you had sex this morning?

By *apeye OP Man
over a year ago

worcester

Is Sunday morning sex the best ?

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

Does it count if your still at it from the Saturday night well into Sunday morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twice this morning. Once at 5.30am then a quickie not so long ago....Sunday morning sex is the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only in my head!

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By *apeye OP Man
over a year ago

worcester

"Does it count if your still at it from the Saturday night well into Sunday morning

Keep it up, your doing a great job lol

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By *apeye OP Man
over a year ago

worcester

"Twice this morning. Once at 5.30am then a quickie not so long ago....Sunday morning sex is the best

That’s proper Sunday morning sex, keep it up !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does a quick bj in the woods count by a stranger. What a nice man mmmmm

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

If 1:00am counts as this morning, yes

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By *apeye OP Man
over a year ago

worcester

"Does a quick bj in the woods count by a stranger. What a nice man mmmmm"

Undecided whether that qualifies to be fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex? Been a while, had to go for a jog in Flip-flops just to remember what it sounds like.

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By *apeye OP Man
over a year ago

worcester

"If 1:00am counts as this morning, yes

Has to be past 5am to qualify sorry, you’ve be disqualified, try again

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Does a quick bj in the woods count by a stranger. What a nice man mmmmm"

Wrong thread ‘mate’....

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By *apeye OP Man
over a year ago

worcester

"Sex? Been a while, had to go for a jog in Flip-flops just to remember what it sounds like."

Good answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is Sunday morning sex the best ?"

Sweet Mary and Joseph your morning post today makes me wish I can get you a week all expenses paid, trip to Holland or the Czech Republic.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"If 1:00am counts as this morning, yes

Has to be past 5am to qualify sorry, you’ve be disqualified, try again"

1am is still today. Didn’t you go to school

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex? Been a while, had to go for a jog in Flip-flops just to remember what it sounds like."

Hahaha Absolute Gem

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By *_Yeah19Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Sure have, had to abandon first effort due to little people getting up, but finished off a bit later! What Sunday mornings are made for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Twice this morning. Once at 5.30am then a quickie not so long ago....Sunday morning sex is the best

That’s proper Sunday morning sex, keep it up !!"
id go again but the kids are up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only in my head!

Snap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only in my head!

Snap

Double snap

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By *urity555Man
over a year ago

south west

Oh once in Decs around 1am...

In the back of the car on the way home..

At home..

This morning once awake..

Oh and just now

Miss

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By *apeye OP Man
over a year ago

worcester

"Oh once in Decs around 1am...

In the back of the car on the way home..

At home..

This morning once awake..

Oh and just now

Talk about being greedy !! Or should that be just LUCKY

Miss

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Only in my head!

Snap

Double snap "

I'll make it a trio of snaps

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By *erenity7Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

"Sex? Been a while, had to go for a jog in Flip-flops just to remember what it sounds like."

I just spat my tea everywhere! Brilliant answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex? Been a while, had to go for a jog in Flip-flops just to remember what it sounds like."

Think I’ll be taking up flip-flop jogging too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had it by myself ...but I was perving Dan

So technically I had sex with Dan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a sexy cuddle but left high n dry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only in my head!

Snap

You were amazing!!

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By *apeye OP Man
over a year ago

worcester

"I had it by myself ...but I was perving Dan

So technically I had sex with Dan

That counts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was by myself but I was thinking of someone so kinda.

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By *apeye OP Man
over a year ago

worcester

"I was by myself but I was thinking of someone so kinda. "

Yep definitely qualifies

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

We did, supposed to get up early but decided we could use the time better by staying in bed

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By *apeye OP Man
over a year ago

worcester

"We did, supposed to get up early but decided we could use the time better by staying in bed

Did Santa have a full sack !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me! In my mind...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only in my head!

Snap

You were amazing!!

We should go again

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By *apeye OP Man
over a year ago

worcester

"Me! In my mind...

Doesn’t count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was by myself but I was thinking of someone so kinda. "

'Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only in my head!

Snap

You were amazing!!

We should go again

Ooh yes please - you on top this time?

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By *orro_sMan
over a year ago

Swansea

DIY in the early hours, does that count

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
over a year ago

lewisham

Just about to...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sadly not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a shower and some toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuppa tea and Frosties

sex is something I read about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had 2 wanks but did have sex last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope my hand was busy at 3am mind you

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

It’s as good as every other morning

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By *apeye OP Man
over a year ago

worcester

"DIY in the early hours, does that count

Sadly no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't remember what sex on a Sunday morning is like.

Just a soggy dog walk for me and a bowl of bran flakes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been having phone and text sex with my meet for Thurs night does that count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't remember what sex on a Sunday morning is like.

Just a soggy dog walk for me and a bowl of bran flakes.

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no randy druids on the henge then lol

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By *apeye OP Man
over a year ago

worcester

"Been having phone and text sex with my meet for Thurs night does that count "

Not until Thursday and that’s if you get lucky then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And breakfast made for me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't have sex this morning. But it's not 12 yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a good onesome earlier, lots of cuddling after as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been having phone and text sex with my meet for Thurs night does that count

Not until Thursday and that’s if you get lucky then"
oh she's already indicated she wants it lol and I've told her she's going to get it

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By *apeye OP Man
over a year ago

worcester

"I can't remember what sex on a Sunday morning is like.

Just a soggy dog walk for me and a bowl of bran flakes.

Well it could be arranged

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By *apeye OP Man
over a year ago

worcester

"I didn't have sex this morning. But it's not 12 yet

Still time for a quickie

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By *apeye OP Man
over a year ago

worcester

"And breakfast made for me too

Breakfast aswell, when’s he going to tell you what he’s done !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didn't have sex this morning. But it's not 12 yet

Still time for a quickie

I'll just get my toys out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but I'm up for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didn't have sex this morning. But it's not 12 yet

Still time for a quickie

I'll just get my toys out

"
I'd be your personal toy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didn't have sex this morning. But it's not 12 yet

Still time for a quickie

I'll just get my toys out

I'd be your personal toy"

You're too old to be my toy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me. I rubbed one out to porn and then stuck the kettle on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not this morning no, now should you have enquired yesterday morning.....

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By *apeye OP Man
over a year ago

worcester

"Not this morning no, now should you have enquired yesterday morning..... "

Was it all in your “mind” tho lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didn't have sex this morning. But it's not 12 yet

Still time for a quickie

I'll just get my toys out

I'd be your personal toy

You're too old to be my toy

"
ok I'd be your dilflol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didn't have sex this morning. But it's not 12 yet

Still time for a quickie

I'll just get my toys out

I'd be your personal toy

You're too old to be my toy

ok I'd be your dilflol x"

I gotta decline your offer, soz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didn't have sex this morning. But it's not 12 yet

Still time for a quickie

I'll just get my toys out

I'd be your personal toy

You're too old to be my toy

ok I'd be your dilflol x

I gotta decline your offer, soz

"
I know it's a distance thing lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didn't have sex this morning. But it's not 12 yet

Still time for a quickie

I'll just get my toys out

I'd be your personal toy

You're too old to be my toy

ok I'd be your dilflol x

I gotta decline your offer, soz

I know it's a distance thing lol x

You wish that was the reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not this morning no, now should you have enquired yesterday morning.....

Was it all in your “mind” tho lol"

Touché

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By *apeye OP Man
over a year ago

worcester

"Not this morning no, now should you have enquired yesterday morning.....

Was it all in your “mind” tho lol

Touché "

Great minds think alike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And breakfast made for me too

Breakfast aswell, when’s he going to tell you what he’s done !!"

Funnily enough I wondered the same

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"No but I'm up for it "

I’ll get the next train down sexy xx

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

Sadly no

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By *apeye OP Man
over a year ago

worcester

"Sadly no

There’s always tomorrow morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didn't have sex this morning. But it's not 12 yet

Still time for a quickie

I'll just get my toys out

I'd be your personal toy

You're too old to be my toy

ok I'd be your dilflol x

I gotta decline your offer, soz

I know it's a distance thing lol x

You wish that was the reason

"
u obviously haven't noticed myagnetic personality and my nicer cock lol X

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Not me... But hopefully the scheduling gods of naughty things will smile on me tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No but I'm up for it

I’ll get the next train down sexy xx "
awwww good girl bring you know what

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didn't have sex this morning. But it's not 12 yet

Still time for a quickie

I'll just get my toys out

I'd be your personal toy

You're too old to be my toy

ok I'd be your dilflol x

I gotta decline your offer, soz

I know it's a distance thing lol x

You wish that was the reason

u obviously haven't noticed myagnetic personality and my nicer cock lol X"

I obviously wasn't interested in the first place

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All night until the morning if tha counts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sadly not "

Pop round, I’ll put all the clocks back so we can fix that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didn't have sex this morning. But it's not 12 yet

Still time for a quickie

I'll just get my toys out

I'd be your personal toy

Harsh lol

You're too old to be my toy

ok I'd be your dilflol x

I gotta decline your offer, soz

I know it's a distance thing lol x

You wish that was the reason

u obviously haven't noticed myagnetic personality and my nicer cock lol X

I obviously wasn't interested in the first place

lol"
harsh lol

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By *apeye OP Man
over a year ago

worcester

"Not me... But hopefully the scheduling gods of naughty things will smile on me tomorrow

Crossed fingers for tomorrow then

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By *apeye OP Man
over a year ago

worcester

"All night until the morning if tha counts

All night, tell more privately if you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only in my head!

Snap

Double snap

I'll make it a trio of snaps

Quadruple snaps!

Morning sex is not just good on a Sunday though. Every morning would be nice with a partner.

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By *apeye OP Man
over a year ago

worcester

"Only in my head!

Snap

Double snap

I'll make it a trio of snaps

Quadruple snaps!

Always better on a Sunday morning tho

Morning sex is not just good on a Sunday though. Every morning would be nice with a partner."

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By *rue ReflectionsWoman
over a year ago

Hometown

Nope

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

"Sadly no

There’s always tomorrow morning "

Very true

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By *apeye OP Man
over a year ago

worcester

"Nope

Why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10 minutes ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did hehe although it was very quick as I’d worn him out the night before. Do love a nice morning sesh though!

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By *lg1000Couple
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

No, but tonight it is ON!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me

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By *uxomBloomsWoman
over a year ago

Near Tunbridge Wells

Does all night and into the morning count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only in my head!

Snap

Double snap

I'll make it a trio of snaps

Quadruple snaps!

Morning sex is not just good on a Sunday though. Every morning would be nice with a partner."

Sunday afternoon sex is pretty good too

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Yep

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By *rchie300Man
over a year ago

Hamworthy

No I didn’t...solo sex doesn’t count I take it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twice this morning, will add to that in the immediate future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me

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By *apeye OP Man
over a year ago

worcester

"Twice this morning, will add to that in the immediate future

You lucky lucky girl

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By *apeye OP Man
over a year ago

worcester

"Does all night and into the morning count?"

Only if it’s after 5am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love Sunday morning sex, unfortunately my oh is away so I am only seeing to myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woke up at seven with a hard in pressing into my back...hour and half later he was down stairs making me breakfast...even brought it up stairs for me. We finally got up about one...love sexy lazy sundays ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don’t have sex

We’re married

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By *apeye OP Man
over a year ago

worcester

"Woke up at seven with a hard in pressing into my back...hour and half later he was down stairs making me breakfast...even brought it up stairs for me. We finally got up about one...love sexy lazy sundays ..."

But did you do the deed ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do love morning sex

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By *apeye OP Man
over a year ago

worcester

"We don’t have sex

We’re married "

I know that feeling very well lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But did you do the deed ??"

Oh did we ever ...he loves early morning blowjobs ...and when I straddle him and take control (doesn’t happen very often) we both go mental

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By *apeye OP Man
over a year ago

worcester

But did you do the deed ??

Oh did we ever ...he loves early morning blowjobs ...and when I straddle him and take control (doesn’t happen very often) we both go mental "

That qualifies, well done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only in my head!

Snap

Double snap

I'll make it a trio of snaps

Quadruple snaps!

Morning sex is not just good on a Sunday though. Every morning would be nice with a partner.

Sunday afternoon sex is pretty good too

Hang on...

Did you have sex literally 10mins prior to posting that? Filthy, but cheeky Doc!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only in my head!

Snap

Double snap

I'll make it a trio of snaps

Quadruple snaps!

Morning sex is not just good on a Sunday though. Every morning would be nice with a partner.

Sunday afternoon sex is pretty good too

Hang on...

Did you have sex literally 10mins prior to posting that? Filthy, but cheeky Doc!"

Yep I did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only in my head!

Snap

Double snap

I'll make it a trio of snaps

Quadruple snaps!

Morning sex is not just good on a Sunday though. Every morning would be nice with a partner.

Sunday afternoon sex is pretty good too

Hang on...

Did you have sex literally 10mins prior to posting that? Filthy, but cheeky Doc!

Yep I did

Just what the doctor ordered then

Erm Doc, what's the secret? I am asking for a friend. He has not had a playmeet yet and trying to find a match for 2019. Any tips?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only in my head!

Snap

Double snap

I'll make it a trio of snaps

Quadruple snaps!

Morning sex is not just good on a Sunday though. Every morning would be nice with a partner.

Sunday afternoon sex is pretty good too

Hang on...

Did you have sex literally 10mins prior to posting that? Filthy, but cheeky Doc!

Yep I did

Just what the doctor ordered then

Erm Doc, what's the secret? I am asking for a friend. He has not had a playmeet yet and trying to find a match for 2019. Any tips?"

Learn to play the guitar and sing and play a song for them

I would just focus my attention on what I really want and then work out the best way to get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not just guitar ...any instrument...hubby took up ukulele ...dead easy and it’s a beautiful sounding thing when played properly...sat outside with the dire out this time of year with him serenading me....bliss...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only in my head!

Snap

Double snap

I'll make it a trio of snaps

Quadruple snaps!

Morning sex is not just good on a Sunday though. Every morning would be nice with a partner.

Sunday afternoon sex is pretty good too

Hang on...

Did you have sex literally 10mins prior to posting that? Filthy, but cheeky Doc!

Yep I did

Just what the doctor ordered then

Erm Doc, what's the secret? I am asking for a friend. He has not had a playmeet yet and trying to find a match for 2019. Any tips?

Learn to play the guitar and sing and play a song for them

I would just focus my attention on what I really want and then work out the best way to get it "

Roger that! I have scribbled down some notes and will pass on the message. Thanks Doc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not just guitar ...any instrument...hubby took up ukulele ...dead easy and it’s a beautiful sounding thing when played properly...sat outside with the dire out this time of year with him serenading me....bliss..."

Right, so will tell my friend to stop making a fool of himself pole dancing and learn to play an instrument!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right, so will tell my friend to stop making a fool of himself pole dancing and learn to play an instrument!"

Pole dancing could work too, women love a good laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me but I woke up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That should have read “out with the fire pit”....apologies ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We don’t have sex

We’re married

I know that feeling very well lol"

I’m sorry for you.

I was being sarcastic, we’ve had that much sex today I think my nob might fall off.

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

Right, so will tell my friend to stop making a fool of himself pole dancing and learn to play an instrument!

Pole dancing could work too, women love a good laugh

They enjoy laughing at him! I seen it with my own eyes. I sit in the corner pretending I don't know him. Oh lord the heckles are the worst thing Doc! Booooo... off, off, off!

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Right, so will tell my friend to stop making a fool of himself pole dancing and learn to play an instrument!

Pole dancing could work too, women love a good laugh

They enjoy laughing at him! I seen it with my own eyes. I sit in the corner pretending I don't know him. Oh lord the heckles are the worst thing Doc! Booooo... off, off, off!

How awful...are you sure they aren’t shouting for his shreddies to come off?

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Right, so will tell my friend to stop making a fool of himself pole dancing and learn to play an instrument!

Pole dancing could work too, women love a good laugh

They enjoy laughing at him! I seen it with my own eyes. I sit in the corner pretending I don't know him. Oh lord the heckles are the worst thing Doc! Booooo... off, off, off!

How awful...are you sure they aren’t shouting for his shreddies to come off?"

Well he starts to seductively undo the buttons on his shirt, but before he can get to the fourth one the screams of on, on, on!! Get louder. Oh the screams Doc! He just finishes off with a cartwheel because he has no shame and sits down like nothing happened

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By *apeye OP Man
over a year ago

worcester

"We don’t have sex

We’re married

I know that feeling very well lol

I’m sorry for you.

I was being sarcastic, we’ve had that much sex today I think my nob might fall off.

Don’t feel sorry, I was being sarcastic too lol

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"We don’t have sex

We’re married

I know that feeling very well lol

I’m sorry for you.

I was being sarcastic, we’ve had that much sex today I think my nob might fall off.

Don’t feel sorry, I was being sarcastic too lol

Thank the gods, I can go bed now then.

Good night _apeye.

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By *apeye OP Man
over a year ago

worcester

"We don’t have sex

We’re married

I know that feeling very well lol

I’m sorry for you.

I was being sarcastic, we’ve had that much sex today I think my nob might fall off.

Don’t feel sorry, I was being sarcastic too lol

Thank the gods, I can go bed now then.

Good night _apeye.

Take care

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