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"Because you liked my comment on another thread where I said exactly this, and then you post it "Love your user name! | |||
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"Because you liked my comment on another thread where I said exactly this, and then you post it "you lowered his self esteem and this is the result 180 comments on it | |||
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"Aw don’t worry op! If you ask nicely I’ll give you a pity fuck! "What do I have to say? | |||
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"Awwww see all good things come to those who crack mirrors " I don’t just crack mirrors, I melt camera phones  ... | |||
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"Commenting purely to read everyone else's comments  "Psssst ... you can do that without commenting haha | |||
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"For pity sake give me a f#ck" I said I was ugly. I didn’t say I was desperate | |||
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"Sorry not sure what this discussion about but I do love your ass x"That’s my face you’re looking at . | |||
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"Commenting purely to read everyone else's comments
Psssst ... you can do that without commenting haha"Ok, commenting for ease of finding potentially amusing thread tomorrow. | |||
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"I'm feeling uglier every time I log on here to this gorgeous fest of folk "Gorgeous is subjective....well kind of | |||
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"I'm feeling uglier every time I log on here to this gorgeous fest of folk
Gorgeous is subjective....well kind of "In which case so is ugly | |||
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"For pity sake give me a f#ck I said I was ugly. I didn’t say I was desperate "Oooooooo popcorn moment | |||
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"I'm feeling uglier every time I log on here to this gorgeous fest of folk
Gorgeous is subjective....well kind of "My mum thinks I look ok.... But objectively, let’s face it, I look like a bull dog, chewing a wasp, that’s sucked on a lemon. | |||
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"I'm feeling uglier every time I log on here to this gorgeous fest of folk
Gorgeous is subjective....well kind of
In which case so is ugly "Just like there is a red wine out there suited for everyone I'm sure you will be someone's flavour | |||
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"I'm feeling uglier every time I log on here to this gorgeous fest of folk
Gorgeous is subjective....well kind of
My mum thinks I look ok....
But objectively, let’s face it, I look like a bull dog, chewing a wasp, that’s sucked on a lemon. "mums are of an age where they need glasses | |||
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"Aw don’t worry op! If you ask nicely I’ll give you a pity fuck!
What do I have to say? "Can I have a fuck please Peachy? | |||
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"Aw don’t worry op! If you ask nicely I’ll give you a pity fuck!
What do I have to say?
Can I have a fuck please Peachy? "Jesus! I do love your ass ?? | |||
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"Aw don’t worry op! If you ask nicely I’ll give you a pity fuck!
What do I have to say?
Can I have a fuck please Peachy?
Jesus! I do love your ass ??"She wasn’t talking to you was she? | |||
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"Aw don’t worry op! If you ask nicely I’ll give you a pity fuck!
What do I have to say?
Can I have a fuck please Peachy?
Jesus! I do love your ass ??
She wasn’t talking to you was she? "Nope! But I have to express how I feel , no?   | |||
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"Aw don’t worry op! If you ask nicely I’ll give you a pity fuck!
What do I have to say?
Can I have a fuck please Peachy? " | |||
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"Aw don’t worry op! If you ask nicely I’ll give you a pity fuck!
What do I have to say?
Can I have a fuck please Peachy?
Jesus! I do love your ass ??
She wasn’t talking to you was she?
Nope! But I have to express how I feel , no? "Nope. | |||
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"Aw don’t worry op! If you ask nicely I’ll give you a pity fuck!
What do I have to say?
Can I have a fuck please Peachy?
Jesus! I do love your ass ??
She wasn’t talking to you was she?
Hmmm that’s for her to decide, not you
Nope! But I have to express how I feel , no?
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"Commenting purely to read everyone else's comments
Psssst ... you can do that without commenting haha
Ok, commenting for ease of finding potentially amusing thread tomorrow. "Good recovery! | |||
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"Fight fight fight "Ha ha you have way too much energy! | |||
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"Fight fight fight
Ha ha you have way too much energy!"I didn’t know there was such a thing! | |||
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"Insert here the same comment that I wrote on your 'I'm gorgeous thread' "Still battling the headache I see, have you tried pepto bismol? | |||
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"Don't worry OP you will become less ugly with age and once you get a job, start making money and become established." Done the above. Still hoping to get a bit taller as my age increases. | |||
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"Don't worry OP you will become less ugly with age and once you get a job, start making money and become established. Done the above. Still hoping to get a bit taller as my age increases. "I don't think that will help with ugliness, horse mask maybe? Turn the lights off? | |||
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"Insert here the same comment that I wrote on your 'I'm gorgeous thread'
Still battling the headache I see, have you tried pepto bismol?"Yes but it didn't work | |||
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"Don't worry OP you will become less ugly with age and once you get a job, start making money and become established. Done the above. Still hoping to get a bit taller as my age increases.
I don't think that will help with ugliness, horse mask maybe?
Turn the lights off?*
"None of that helps with my ugliness. Even a gimp mask or a gas mask makes no difference. I pretty much melt every device I look into, and crack mirrors. When it comes to height I tell them “we are all the same height lying down”. That never seems to work either.
*I enjoy having the lights on. | |||
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"Don't worry OP you will become less ugly with age and once you get a job, start making money and become established. Done the above. Still hoping to get a bit taller as my age increases.
I don't think that will help with ugliness, horse mask maybe?
Turn the lights off?*
None of that helps with my ugliness. Even a gimp mask or a gas mask makes no difference. I pretty much melt every device I look into, and crack mirrors.
When it comes to height I tell them “we are all the same height lying down”. That never seems to work either.
*I enjoy having the lights on. "Ok one final idea. If your mug is really as ugly as you claim, trademark it as a Halloween mask. Sell it on global market and to local farmers and from the money made get yourself a plastic surgery | |||
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"Don't worry OP you will become less ugly with age and once you get a job, start making money and become established. Done the above. Still hoping to get a bit taller as my age increases.
I don't think that will help with ugliness, horse mask maybe?
Turn the lights off?*
None of that helps with my ugliness. Even a gimp mask or a gas mask makes no difference. I pretty much melt every device I look into, and crack mirrors.
When it comes to height I tell them “we are all the same height lying down”. That never seems to work either.
*I enjoy having the lights on.
Ok one final idea. If your mug is really as ugly as you claim, trademark it as a Halloween mask. Sell it on global market and to local farmers and from the money made get yourself a plastic surgery "I’ll have to think about that. Not a bad suggestion actually . | |||
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"Don't worry OP you will become less ugly with age and once you get a job, start making money and become established. Done the above. Still hoping to get a bit taller as my age increases.
I don't think that will help with ugliness, horse mask maybe?
Turn the lights off?*
None of that helps with my ugliness. Even a gimp mask or a gas mask makes no difference. I pretty much melt every device I look into, and crack mirrors.
When it comes to height I tell them “we are all the same height lying down”. That never seems to work either.
*I enjoy having the lights on.
Ok one final idea. If your mug is really as ugly as you claim, trademark it as a Halloween mask. Sell it on global market and to local farmers and from the money made get yourself a plastic surgery
I’ll have to think about that. Not a bad suggestion actually . "or sell effigies to local farmers to display in their fields | |||
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"But I’m me, so deal with it . "Grow your hair long to hide your shame and just peep out like a wookie, all the wimmin find him cute. | |||
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"Need a sympathy shag?" That might help me feel better. I guess we can turn the lights out so that you can’t see me, if it would make things easier? | |||
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"Need a sympathy shag? That might help me feel better. I guess we can turn the lights out so that you can’t see me, if it would make things easier? "oh I'd definitely require a dark room | |||
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"Hoping this is a joke thread " it is a joke thread he loves a good mirror wank its his favourate | |||
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"Need a sympathy shag? That might help me feel better. I guess we can turn the lights out so that you can’t see me, if it would make things easier? "Nah, I’ll just fuck you from behind, that way I don’t have to look. I have a lovely selection of strap ons for you to choose from Lex | |||
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"Hoping this is a joke thread " Have you seen his face? It’s no joke | |||
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"Need a sympathy shag? That might help me feel better. I guess we can turn the lights out so that you can’t see me, if it would make things easier?
Nah, I’ll just fuck you from behind, that way I don’t have to look.
I have a lovely selection of strap ons for you to choose from
Lex"he has a very hairy back ya know | |||
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"Need a sympathy shag? That might help me feel better. I guess we can turn the lights out so that you can’t see me, if it would make things easier?
Nah, I’ll just fuck you from behind, that way I don’t have to look.
I have a lovely selection of strap ons for you to choose from
Lex"I have a few to add to that collection. | |||
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"Hoping this is a joke thread Have you seen his face? It’s no joke " | |||
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"But I’m me, so deal with it . "More attention seeking. Boring. | |||
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"Hoping this is a joke thread Have you seen his face? It’s no joke "Absolutely. | |||
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"Need a sympathy shag? That might help me feel better. I guess we can turn the lights out so that you can’t see me, if it would make things easier?
Nah, I’ll just fuck you from behind, that way I don’t have to look.
I have a lovely selection of strap ons for you to choose from
Lex" | |||
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"Aw don’t worry op! If you ask nicely I’ll give you a pity fuck!
What do I have to say?
Can I have a fuck please Peachy?
Jesus! I do love your ass ??"Thanks lovely - kind of you to say so! | |||
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What do I have to say?
Can I have a fuck please Peachy?
Jesus! I do love your ass ??
Thanks lovely - kind of you to say so! "Peachy has a fantastic ass .......  | |||
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"Aw don’t worry op! If you ask nicely I’ll give you a pity fuck!
What do I have to say?
Can I have a fuck please Peachy?
Jesus! I do love your ass ??
Thanks lovely - kind of you to say so!
Peachy has a fantastic ass ....... "its not as beautiful as my penis tho | |||
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"Aw don’t worry op! If you ask nicely I’ll give you a pity fuck!
What do I have to say?
Can I have a fuck please Peachy?
Jesus! I do love your ass ??
Thanks lovely - kind of you to say so! "they say the hubble telescope can see it from space ha | |||
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"Don't you need a license to be that ugly? " no but you do need planning permision before each smile | |||
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"Don't you need a license to be that ugly? " No I just normally wear a bag over my head when I go out to stop people pointing and laughing. | |||
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"Aw don’t worry op! If you ask nicely I’ll give you a pity fuck!
What do I have to say?
Can I have a fuck please Peachy?
Jesus! I do love your ass ??
Thanks lovely - kind of you to say so!
Peachy has a fantastic ass ....... its not as beautiful as my penis tho "You know what they say about folk who brag! Lmao | |||
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"Aw don’t worry op! If you ask nicely I’ll give you a pity fuck!
What do I have to say?
Can I have a fuck please Peachy?
Jesus! I do love your ass ??
Thanks lovely - kind of you to say so!
Peachy has a fantastic ass ....... its not as beautiful as my penis tho
You know what they say about folk who brag! Lmao "What do they say? | |||
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"Don't you need a license to be that ugly? No I just normally wear a bag over my head when I go out to stop people pointing and laughing. " Keep the bag on to hide the beard and I’ll do ya | |||
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"Aw don’t worry op! If you ask nicely I’ll give you a pity fuck!
What do I have to say?
Can I have a fuck please Peachy?
Jesus! I do love your ass ??
Thanks lovely - kind of you to say so!
Peachy has a fantastic ass ....... its not as beautiful as my penis tho
You know what they say about folk who brag! Lmao
What do they say? "they brag | |||
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"Everybody got something going for them u only here once make the most of it your a long time dead x" No we come back as trees, so I'm told | |||
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"Don't you need a license to be that ugly? No I just normally wear a bag over my head when I go out to stop people pointing and laughing. Keep the bag on to hide the beard and I’ll do ya " That’s more likely than me shaving it off . | |||
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"OP, if you're ugly, then there's no hope for the rest of us mere mortals! " That’s not true (but thanks for the compliment). | |||
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"But I’m me, so deal with it . "Never pick a fight with an ugly person! They have nothing to lose. | |||
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"But I’m me, so deal with it . "welcome to the ugly club but your not alone x | |||
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"Room for a brave one? " Depends on how brave you’re feeling, and how ugly you are . | |||
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"But I’m me, so deal with it . "But on a brighter note, there's nothing wrong with your eyes. | |||
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"Cue Christina Aguilera to help all those ulgy ducklings become beautiful swans" Every day is so wonderful, Then suddenly, It's hard to breathe... *melodramatic sigh* | |||
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"But I’m me, so deal with it .
But on a brighter note, there's nothing wrong with your eyes. "Normal visual acuity is scant compensation for a face that can strip paint of walls... | |||
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"Oh my God, I’m so ugly I wont disagree... but then I don't cast a reflection in a mirror.. so I can't talk either " You could still be a good looking vampire. | |||
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