FabSwingers.com forum: The most stupid thing I have ever said in my life

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is Belgium in the EU

In my defence, I'm quite d*unk and have been talking bollocks all night.

And there was a seriously sexy Russian man sitting really near to me all evening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You shoulda said “Khochesh’ trakhat’sya?”

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By *imon the welderMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"You shoulda said “Khochesh’ trakhat’sya?”

Is that Klingon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You shoulda said “Khochesh’ trakhat’sya?”

Is that Klingon?"

No it's Edsheerion

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"Is Belgium in the EU

In my defence, I'm quite d*unk and have been talking bollocks all night.

And there was a seriously sexy Russian man sitting really near to me all evening. "

just say you were so busy enjoying the stupidly strong beer you didn't remember Brussels

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You shoulda said “Khochesh’ trakhat’sya?”

Is that Russian for I want to suck your balls? (our Belgian waiter pulled that trick on us in Flemish this evening).

They swear a lot these Belgian waiters too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You shoulda said “Khochesh’ trakhat’sya?”

Is that Klingon?"

Yes, because she had a sexy Klingon sitting next to her all night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You shoulda said “Khochesh’ trakhat’sya?”

Is that Russian for I want to suck your balls? (our Belgian waiter pulled that trick on us in Flemish this evening).

They swear a lot these Belgian waiters too. "

On the right lines.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You shoulda said “Khochesh’ trakhat’sya?”

Is that Klingon?"

I'm Google translating it.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Most stupid thing?

"I do"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You shoulda said “Khochesh’ trakhat’sya?”

Is that Russian for I want to suck your balls? (our Belgian waiter pulled that trick on us in Flemish this evening).

They swear a lot these Belgian waiters too.

On the right lines."

I would have too, he was gorgeous.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Most stupid thing?

"I do" "

Done that too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You shoulda said “Khochesh’ trakhat’sya?”

Is that Klingon?

No it's Edsheerion"

No, that would be “Flowers, memories of the fields of childhood, body empowerment to get my leg over, waaaaahhhh love love vomit”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You shoulda said “Khochesh’ trakhat’sya?”

Oh I wish he did

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I have said too many stupid things in my life to list here. Your stupid thing is but a flea on the elephants back of my stupid stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most stupid thing?

"I do"

Done that too. "

And me

Still nothing lasts for ever.

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish

"Most stupid thing?

"I do" "

Ahh, me too! Currently feeding my Ferrari driving lawyers lifestyle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is normal Mary as you are a virgin.

As soon as someone will do you, you won't be asking those questions anymore and enjoy life, sex and sun

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Can't believe I'm saying this, but that I realised in my mid 30's...

You know how that 'beef' is from a cow. I thought 'lamb' was from sheep, not from lambs.

In my defense, I know lambs were baby sheep, but didn't put two and two together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a Guinness, in the Guinness factory in Dublin after doing the Guinness tour I asked my friend 'what was the guy's name again, Arthur Gibson?'

In my defence, it was a very d*unken weekend.

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Having a Guinness, in the Guinness factory in Dublin after doing the Guinness tour I asked my friend 'what was the guy's name again, Arthur Gibson?'

In my defence, it was a very d*unken weekend."

Idiot question here, who's Arthur Gibson. By the sound of your post, I'm guessing he's the original brewer, but I wouldn't have known either?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a Guinness, in the Guinness factory in Dublin after doing the Guinness tour I asked my friend 'what was the guy's name again, Arthur Gibson?'

In my defence, it was a very d*unken weekend.

Idiot question here, who's Arthur Gibson. By the sound of your post, I'm guessing he's the original brewer, but I wouldn't have known either? "

That makes me happy

Guinness, his name was Arthur Guinness

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Having a Guinness, in the Guinness factory in Dublin after doing the Guinness tour I asked my friend 'what was the guy's name again, Arthur Gibson?'

In my defence, it was a very d*unken weekend.

Idiot question here, who's Arthur Gibson. By the sound of your post, I'm guessing he's the original brewer, but I wouldn't have known either?

That makes me happy

Guinness, his name was Arthur Guinness"

Sh*t. I shouldn't have added to this thread. I look even more stupid!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a Guinness, in the Guinness factory in Dublin after doing the Guinness tour I asked my friend 'what was the guy's name again, Arthur Gibson?'

In my defence, it was a very d*unken weekend.

Idiot question here, who's Arthur Gibson. By the sound of your post, I'm guessing he's the original brewer, but I wouldn't have known either?

That makes me happy

Guinness, his name was Arthur Guinness

Sh*t. I shouldn't have added to this thread. I look even more stupid!!

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Having a Guinness, in the Guinness factory in Dublin after doing the Guinness tour I asked my friend 'what was the guy's name again, Arthur Gibson?'

In my defence, it was a very d*unken weekend.

Idiot question here, who's Arthur Gibson. By the sound of your post, I'm guessing he's the original brewer, but I wouldn't have known either?

That makes me happy

Guinness, his name was Arthur Guinness

Sh*t. I shouldn't have added to this thread. I look even more stupid!!

Your not having lamb for Sunday dinner are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a Guinness, in the Guinness factory in Dublin after doing the Guinness tour I asked my friend 'what was the guy's name again, Arthur Gibson?'

In my defence, it was a very d*unken weekend.

Idiot question here, who's Arthur Gibson. By the sound of your post, I'm guessing he's the original brewer, but I wouldn't have known either?

That makes me happy

Guinness, his name was Arthur Guinness

Sh*t. I shouldn't have added to this thread. I look even more stupid!!

Your not having lamb for Sunday dinner are you?

Hmm might do, a nice bit of sheep, washed down with a half pint of Gibson

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Having a Guinness, in the Guinness factory in Dublin after doing the Guinness tour I asked my friend 'what was the guy's name again, Arthur Gibson?'

In my defence, it was a very d*unken weekend.

Idiot question here, who's Arthur Gibson. By the sound of your post, I'm guessing he's the original brewer, but I wouldn't have known either?

That makes me happy

Guinness, his name was Arthur Guinness

Sh*t. I shouldn't have added to this thread. I look even more stupid!!

Your not having lamb for Sunday dinner are you?

Hmm might do, a nice bit of sheep, washed down with a half pint of Gibson"

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Can't believe I'm saying this, but that I realised in my mid 30's...

You know how that 'beef' is from a cow. I thought 'lamb' was from sheep, not from lambs.

In my defense, I know lambs were baby sheep, but didn't put two and two together.

You’re not eating baby animals are you?

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Can't believe I'm saying this, but that I realised in my mid 30's...

You know how that 'beef' is from a cow. I thought 'lamb' was from sheep, not from lambs.

In my defense, I know lambs were baby sheep, but didn't put two and two together.

You’re not eating baby animals are you?

Nooooo don't say that.. I'm just eating 'lamb' not lambs... There is a difference.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Can't believe I'm saying this, but that I realised in my mid 30's...

You know how that 'beef' is from a cow. I thought 'lamb' was from sheep, not from lambs.

In my defense, I know lambs were baby sheep, but didn't put two and two together.

You’re not eating baby animals are you?

Nooooo don't say that.. I'm just eating 'lamb' not lambs... There is a difference.

Shocking.....

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Can't believe I'm saying this, but that I realised in my mid 30's...

You know how that 'beef' is from a cow. I thought 'lamb' was from sheep, not from lambs.

In my defense, I know lambs were baby sheep, but didn't put two and two together.

You’re not eating baby animals are you?

Nooooo don't say that.. I'm just eating 'lamb' not lambs... There is a difference.

Shocking.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only a few yrs ago I asked how you tell which is the male and female part of a plug/socket

My lodger said he'd buy me a book. Ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought Dom or Sub meant dominoes or subway

Was frowned upon when I rocked up with a pizza and a sandwich

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Only a few yrs ago I asked how you tell which is the male and female part of a plug/socket

My lodger said he'd buy me a book. Ha ha ha "

Oh I don't feel so bad now!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I thought Dom or Sub meant dominoes or subway

Was frowned upon when I rocked up with a pizza and a sandwich

That's like my dream meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought Dom or Sub meant dominoes or subway

Was frowned upon when I rocked up with a pizza and a sandwich

That's like my dream meet

Will grab my car keys

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"Most stupid thing?

"I do" "

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

Are the proclaimers brothers?

Mr and I still laugh about this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ex of his was watching Apollo 13 when it first aired on tv ...as the credits rolled.....” good film, but not exactly likely to happen is it ??”

When a friend went to see titanic at the pictures, I told her “oh it sinks at the end “

Apparently I spoilt it for her !!!

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

And I've just done something else stupid. Think something that I thought was banter and a joke was actually deadly serious. I land my foot in it again!!

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"I thought Dom or Sub meant dominoes or subway

Was frowned upon when I rocked up with a pizza and a sandwich

That's like my dream meet

Will grab my car keys

That's almost like a fab 'Only fools and horses' batman sketch!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talking to Talk Talk on the phone. The guy asked where are you calling from. I said my living room. Thought he meant for me to check the connection. Guy couldn't stop laughing x

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By *owhard007Man
over a year ago

leeds

"Most stupid thing?

"I do" "

Yes I feel for that one.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"And I've just done something else stupid. Think something that I thought was banter and a joke was actually deadly serious. I land my foot in it again!!

Don’t worry you will learn from it whatever it was.

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