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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you know the moves to Baby Shark?

Can you do the Floss?

Is it something middle aged people should even contemplate?

Confess to the forums ...

I’m failing miserably ..

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I can floss twerk and dab, and know all the words to baby shark. What do I win?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hip would pop out dan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can floss twerk and dab, and know all the words to baby shark. What do I win?

My cock?

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Isn't baby shark just flapping hour arms up and down?

I can't floss, but refuse to admit I'm anywhere near middle aged.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I can floss twerk and dab, and know all the words to baby shark. What do I win?

My cock?"

Result!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, no,

And no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can floss

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

cant do the floss but i have a 3 year old grandson so can do baby shark and theres a monkey version

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

I have 4 kids age 5 and under if I didn’t know baby shark I’ve failed as a mother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course. I can do any fortnight dance and baby shark is a doddle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My arm to hip co-ordination needs a LOT of work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Much to the kids embarrassment I can baby shark and floss!!

Oh god I've got that stupid shark song in my head now... Baby shark doo doo doo do.... Arghhhh!!!!

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

I only floss my teeth but baby shark like a pro

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can just about floss, but my son is a natural at it and can do it so fast.

I might have to look up baby shark though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The backpack dance too.

I can do none of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The backpack dance too.

I can do none of it

Or is that the floss too. Who knows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My arm to hip co-ordination needs a LOT of work!

Haha I’m in stitches imagining you doing the floss!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you know the moves to Baby Shark?

Can you do the Floss?

Is it something middle aged people should even contemplate?

Confess to the forums ...

I’m failing miserably .. "

I guess as I don't have kids or grandkids I'm fucked in this thread (but I know who I hope is doing the fucking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can floss twerk and dab, and know all the words to baby shark. What do I win?

Me too lol .. That's what you get for having a 10 year old lad that can do them all very well x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baby shark is the best!! Love it!

I can do all the moves.

And I can floss.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My arm to hip co-ordination needs a LOT of work!

Haha I’m in stitches imagining you doing the floss!!

I’ll have you know I’ve got some moves on me Mrs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't floss. I just don't get it.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Don't even know what they are.

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

Think I'll stick to the Waltz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do it taught by my granddaughter haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't floss to save my life, but I'm a pro at baby shark and soco, bate, vira

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"The backpack dance too.

I can do none of it

Or is that the floss too. Who knows

Yep, they're the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baby shark

well known

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

One of my useless talents is the ability to memorise a shit party dance forever. I was born to floss and baby shark

Would have much preferred a better talent though.

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

I can floss, although intend to avoid baby shark as once I hear it it’s stuck with me

so I sing it to annoy whoever else I’m with

So thanks for that Dan-ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I refuse to floss and baby shark is banned from my house forever, one of my labourers was made to get out and walk the last mile home for singing it on the way home.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I've just about mastered the Mash Potato.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can floss, although intend to avoid baby shark as once I hear it it’s stuck with me

so I sing it to annoy whoever else I’m with

So thanks for that Dan-ta

Sorry. Not sorry!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Nah, middle aged people should be knitting and grumbling and bemoaning their life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can floss twerk and dab, and know all the words to baby shark. What do I win?

A spot on my hot list because you're too far away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just looked up Bany Shark.

Seriously?

Must've taken all of about 5 seconds to write those lyrics.

And how the f*** do you RUN away from a shark.

Surely you would swim away, I swim away, I swim away, I swim away, I swim away.....

In the jungle......

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I've just looked up Bany Shark.

Seriously?

Must've taken all of about 5 seconds to write those lyrics.

And how the f*** do you RUN away from a shark.

Surely you would swim away, I swim away, I swim away, I swim away, I swim away.....

In the jungle......"

Don't over think it. Just enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just looked up Bany Shark.

Seriously?

Must've taken all of about 5 seconds to write those lyrics.

And how the f*** do you RUN away from a shark.

Surely you would swim away, I swim away, I swim away, I swim away, I swim away.....

In the jungle......"

I think it’s for kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just looked up Bany Shark.

Seriously?

Must've taken all of about 5 seconds to write those lyrics.

And how the f*** do you RUN away from a shark.

Surely you would swim away, I swim away, I swim away, I swim away, I swim away.....

In the jungle......

I think it’s for kids

Have you seen James Corden doing it?

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By * Kiwis and a BananaMan
over a year ago

Part of your 5 a day

I’m pretty young and still struggle to do it correctly but practice makes perfect

Ps I’m not a great dancer so it takes me longer than others who are gifted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know at least 2 fortnite dance moves including the floss.

Baby shark makes my ears bleed.Luckily all my kids are over 10.So even they think baby shark sucks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dances like these are for nobody above the age of 12

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No the noise is enough dont get the stupidfloss thing either looks like going skiing

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"dances like these are for nobody above the age of 12

That means you can't do it, doesn't it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dances like these are for nobody above the age of 12

That means you can't do it, doesn't it

Not ashamed to say iv never tried

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"Do you know the moves to Baby Shark?

Can you do the Floss?

Is it something middle aged people should even contemplate?

Confess to the forums ...

I’m failing miserably .. "

I'm pleased to say I know neither.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Do you know the moves to Baby Shark?

Can you do the Floss?

Is it something middle aged people should even contemplate?

Confess to the forums ...

I’m failing miserably .. "

Yes and yes.... Its become an act of sheer delight for all the munchkins in my extended family to line up the parents, aunties, uncles and grandparents and watch us make complete tits of ourselves!! I do it with flair..

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I heard baby shark for the first time on Friday, I was taught some of the moves and it was a giggle but I’ll leave it there I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dances like these are for nobody above the age of 12

That means you can't do it, doesn't it

I did it for about 5 seconds and that was 5 too long

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo

Baby shark!…

Thank me later!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo

Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo

Baby shark!…

Thank me later!

I have never heard that, just read this quite alot... So no earworm for me! I only ever heard bloody Gagnam style, or whatever the feck it was called, because it was on the fecking news!!

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo

Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo

Baby shark!…

Thank me later!

So what's the floss thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can floss twerk and dab, and know all the words to baby shark. What do I win?

I'd like a spin on the floor miss!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo

Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo

Baby shark!…

Thank me later!

Hahahahaha

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"I refuse to floss and baby shark is banned from my house forever, one of my labourers was made to get out and walk the last mile home for singing it on the way home. "

Noted

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo

Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo

Baby shark!…

Thank me later!

So what's the floss thing?"

Ah the floss thing is totally different!! How’s your arm / hip coordination?

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