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"Could I have a pint of please x" Of?  my mind reading skills are a little rusty lol x | |||
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"Could I have a pint of please x" Good evening lovely _oddy..One pint of cola coming right up x | |||
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"Could I have a pint of please x Of? my mind reading skills are a little rusty lol x"I think it was cola!..Its the forum censors again! | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 08/12/18 20:15:51]" How bizarre! Ice and lemon my lovely? X | |||
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"Could I have a pint of please x Of? my mind reading skills are a little rusty lol x
I think it was cola!..Its the forum censors again!"correct young man | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 08/12/18 20:15:51] How bizarre! Ice and lemon my lovely? X" yes please | |||
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"Pint of vodka please mate A let’s hear the pogues..... fairy tale of New York " Dash of lemonade in that | |||
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"Ash can you cover the bar, I'm on my break "I will do..will be here for about 1 hour until my dinner is ready! x | |||
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"Pint of vodka please mate A let’s hear the pogues..... fairy tale of New York " Good evening...Pint of Vodka coming right up! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9jbdgZidu8 The Pogues - Fairytale of New York. My favourite Christmas song! | |||
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"Just something diet & non-alcoholic for me for me please - party pooper tonight! " Good evening Juniper Green..One glass of cola zero with ice and a lemon coming right up... Are you sure i cant tempt you to have a cocktail?  | |||
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"Ash can you cover the bar, I'm on my break
I will do..will be here for about 1 hour until my dinner is ready! x "Make sure you're here for 10, we're doing the cha cha slide remember!? | |||
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"Ooh missed the early doors session!! Looks like it's been a busy night!! Can we have a g&t and a JD honey on the rocks please!!... "Good evening Fabbish...Its been heaving in the bar tonight! One Gin and Tonic and a JD honey on the rocks coming right up...
Can i play a song for you on the jukebox? | |||
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"Just something diet & non-alcoholic for me for me please - party pooper tonight! " was only thinking of you the other night how are you both xx | |||
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"Prosecco for me, please "Good evening Lisa...One large Prosecco coming right up...How are you doing today? | |||
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"Just something diet & non-alcoholic for me for me please - party pooper tonight! Good evening Juniper Green..One glass of cola zero with ice and a lemon coming right up... Are you sure i cant tempt you to have a cocktail? "Sadly not tonight - & it’s not like me to turn one down!! | |||
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"Ash can you cover the bar, I'm on my break
I will do..will be here for about 1 hour until my dinner is ready! x
Make sure you're here for 10, we're doing the cha cha slide remember!? "I'll be here for 10 pm for the cha cha sliding! | |||
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"Currently enjoying a stiff Laphroaig but a top up just do the trick. "Good evening Doc...Happy to top up your Laphroaig... Can i play a song for you on the jukebox? | |||
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"Just something diet & non-alcoholic for me for me please - party pooper tonight! was only thinking of you the other night how are you both xx" Hey stranger!! We’re good! Wedding in 20 days!!! Still can’t believe it all began here xx He’s got a you know what so sat you know where until he can be nice to people. How are you??? xxx | |||
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"Evening Ash I brought some snacks and could you play Let it whip by the Dazz band please. "Good evening lovely Opal...I'm feeling quite peckish so thanks for bringing the snacks!.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSIL-SU--Lw Dazz Band - Let it whip Can i join you on the dance floor? x | |||
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"Just something diet & non-alcoholic for me for me please - party pooper tonight! Good evening Juniper Green..One glass of cola zero with ice and a lemon coming right up... Are you sure i cant tempt you to have a cocktail?
Sadly not tonight - & it’s not like me to turn one down!! "were always here every Saturday night so hopefully next time! | |||
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"Just something diet & non-alcoholic for me for me please - party pooper tonight! Good evening Juniper Green..One glass of cola zero with ice and a lemon coming right up... Are you sure i cant tempt you to have a cocktail?
Sadly not tonight - & it’s not like me to turn one down!!
were always here every Saturday night so hopefully next time!"Oh trust me i’ll be back - I might even run the bar as it’s been a while! | |||
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"Ooh missed the early doors session!! Looks like it's been a busy night!! Can we have a g&t and a JD honey on the rocks please!!...
Good evening Fabbish...Its been heaving in the bar tonight!
One Gin and Tonic and a JD honey on the rocks coming right up...
Can i play a song for you on the jukebox?"Perfect!! Thanks Ash!! Any 80s track will be very welcome!!! | |||
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"Just something diet & non-alcoholic for me for me please - party pooper tonight! Good evening Juniper Green..One glass of cola zero with ice and a lemon coming right up... Are you sure i cant tempt you to have a cocktail?
Sadly not tonight - & it’s not like me to turn one down!!
were always here every Saturday night so hopefully next time!
Oh trust me i’ll be back - I might even run the bar as it’s been a while!"I always appreciate any help at the bar!...I'm really more of a DJ than a barman.. | |||
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"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_uwE0WkM7Y Ella Fitzgerald - Its only a paper moon." Thank you! | |||
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"Let’s keep it simple, glass of wheat beer, don’t let me have nore than a few. They do have a time wasting period the next morning while having to spend time in the bathroom. "Good evening _icentious...One glass of wheat beer coming right up and I'll make sure you only have a few! | |||
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"Currently enjoying a stiff Laphroaig but a top up just do the trick.
Good evening Doc...Happy to top up your Laphroaig...
Can i play a song for you on the jukebox?"Absolutely, my perfect cousin by the undertones, cheers. | |||
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"Ooh missed the early doors session!! Looks like it's been a busy night!! Can we have a g&t and a JD honey on the rocks please!!...
Good evening Fabbish...Its been heaving in the bar tonight!
One Gin and Tonic and a JD honey on the rocks coming right up...
Can i play a song for you on the jukebox?
Perfect!! Thanks Ash!! Any 80s track will be very welcome!!! "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHknoSQZibU Madonna - Holiday. Hadn't heard this one for a while! | |||
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"Evening Ash I brought some snacks and could you play Let it whip by the Dazz band please.
Good evening lovely Opal...I'm feeling quite peckish so thanks for bringing the snacks!..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSIL-SU--Lw
Dazz Band - Let it whip
Can i join you on the dance floor? x"sure and there are no carbs or salt in tonights snacks x | |||
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"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_uwE0WkM7Y Ella Fitzgerald - Its only a paper moon. Thank you!" you're welcome..Is Ella one of your favourite singers? | |||
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"Hi Ash, I’m back for another woowoo x "Hi Angie..One more woo woo coming right up and another 80's song for us to dance too..x https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbLjJ6x2Hgs Whitney Houston - I wanna dance with somebody | |||
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"Currently enjoying a stiff Laphroaig but a top up just do the trick.
Good evening Doc...Happy to top up your Laphroaig...
Can i play a song for you on the jukebox?
Absolutely, my perfect cousin by the undertones, cheers. "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pgqa3cVOxUc The Undertones- My perfect cousin. | |||
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"Evening Ash I brought some snacks and could you play Let it whip by the Dazz band please.
Good evening lovely Opal...I'm feeling quite peckish so thanks for bringing the snacks!..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSIL-SU--Lw
Dazz Band - Let it whip
Can i join you on the dance floor? x sure and there are no carbs or salt in tonights snacks x"Thanks Opal..I knew you'd know what snacks to bring for me to nibble on x | |||
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"Hi Ash, I’m back for another woowoo x
Hi Angie..One more woo woo coming right up and another 80's song for us to dance too..x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbLjJ6x2Hgs
Whitney Houston - I wanna dance with somebody "Oh I like that one. X | |||
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"Whisky in the jar !! "Good evening Nifty..One whisky in a jar coming right up! | |||
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"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_uwE0WkM7Y Ella Fitzgerald - Its only a paper moon. Thank you! you're welcome..Is Ella one of your favourite singers?" I think she’s great, but not my absolute fav. I just thought she’d suit the Sidecar drink. | |||
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"Whilst you’re making them, I’ll have a woo woo too (too) please Ash. Let’s have Orgasm Addict by Buzzcocks on the jukebox in memory of Pete Shelley. In case no one else has made a request for him "Good timing MissSJ!..will make another woo woo for you too too! I heard that he had sadly passed away recently. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwAtifCoB3I Buzzcocks - Orgasm addict. | |||
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"Whilst you’re making them, I’ll have a woo woo too (too) please Ash. Let’s have Orgasm Addict by Buzzcocks on the jukebox in memory of Pete Shelley. In case no one else has made a request for him
Good timing MissSJ!..will make another woo woo for you too too!
I heard that he had sadly passed away recently.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwAtifCoB3I
Buzzcocks - Orgasm addict.
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"We needed another thread! will have your jukebox request up shortly Estella "Evening Ash 
Evening Fabbers
May in have a glass of pink Gin with wild winter berries please Ash?
And whatever you're drinking.
Jo.Xx | |||
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"Looks like the barman has fucked off. Its a free for all "Get in a free bar. | |||
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"Hi ash Can I have another cola please. Just less then 2 hrs left at work "Hi HowHard... Another cola coming right up... Not long until you finish work now! | |||
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"Can i grab a spiced rum and cola please?" Good evening Jingle belle One spiced rum and cola coming right up.. Can i play a song for you on the jukebox? | |||
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"Hi ash Can I have another cola please. Just less then 2 hrs left at work
Hi HowHard...
Another cola coming right up...
Not long until you finish work now!"Thanks ash I can't wait. | |||
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"Looks like the barman has fucked off. Its a free for all "Good evening Mistleho...what can i get you tonight?! | |||
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"Looks like the barman has fucked off. Its a free for all
Good evening Mistleho...what can i get you tonight?!"Well since I'm not getting the free bar, make mine a tequila please | |||
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"We needed another thread! will have your jukebox request up shortly Estella
Evening Ash
Evening Fabbers
May in have a glass of pink Gin with wild winter berries please Ash?
And whatever you're drinking.
Jo.Xx"Good evening Jo..Lovely to see you at the fab bar again..
One pink gin with wilder berries coming right up..
I'll have a brandy and cola thank you.
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"Looks like the barman has fucked off. Its a free for all
Good evening Mistleho...what can i get you tonight?!
Well since I'm not getting the free bar, make mine a tequila please "sounds like i got back just in time!
One tequila coming right up! | |||
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"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_uwE0WkM7Y Ella Fitzgerald - Its only a paper moon. Thank you! you're welcome..Is Ella one of your favourite singers? I think she’s great, but not my absolute fav. I just thought she’d suit the Sidecar drink. "Let me know if you fancy another! | |||
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"Vodka red bull and some 90s dance" Good evening PL..One Vodka red bull coming right up.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps2Jc28tQrw Robin S - Show me love | |||
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"Hi Ash, I’m back for another woowoo x
Hi Angie..One more woo woo coming right up and another 80's song for us to dance too..x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbLjJ6x2Hgs
Whitney Houston - I wanna dance with somebody
Oh I like that one. X "will find a slow one later if you fancy a smooch x | |||
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"Palaye Royale: I don't feel quite real (don't do yule songs ) thank you "quite right, damn you auto correct lol | |||
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"Palaye Royale: I don't feel quite real (don't do yule songs ) thank you "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVGtWngq3Yk Palaye Royale - I dont feel quite right Hadn't heard that one before! | |||
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"Who's ready for the Cha Cha Slide?! "Take it back now y'all | |||
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"Who's ready for the Cha Cha Slide?! "I am! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZv62ShoStY Mr C - The cha cha slide left foot...right foot........ | |||
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"I'll get the drinks sorted, you lot go and shake it! " Sounds like a plan!..Jessica might join us later! | |||
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"Who's ready for the Cha Cha Slide?!
Take it back now y'all"Charlie Brown! | |||
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"I'll get the drinks sorted, you lot go and shake it! Sounds like a plan!..Jessica might join us later!" Boom! She's a tired little bunny and has been chilling, hope she brings her dancing shoes  | |||
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"Oi oi !! Wazzuuppp??! evening, peeps "Are you suitably refreshed dear?! | |||
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"Large Malbec please Ash "Bellaseas I'm on bar duty now... coming right up  | |||
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"Oi oi !! Wazzuuppp??! evening, peeps
Are you suitably refreshed dear?! "Suitably refreshed..  yes my karaoke twin, I squeezed in an hour's nap before Celebs in jungle started tonight lol | |||
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"Oi oi !! Wazzuuppp??! evening, peeps "Gooood Eveeeening Jessica!... Can i play a song for you on the jukebox? | |||
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Please feel free to send me an invite and message, I find myself in all kinds of places across the UK due to work so not quite leaving the dream just yet .
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"Can I have a large glass of rosé wine please Ash "I'll get it for you, Ash is being the host with the most somewhere | |||
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"Oi oi !! Wazzuuppp??! evening, peeps
Are you suitably refreshed dear?!
Suitably refreshed.. yes my karaoke twin, I squeezed in an hour's nap before Celebs in jungle started tonight lol"Good girl! Tequila?! | |||
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"Oi oi !! Wazzuuppp??! evening, peeps
Gooood Eveeeening Jessica!...
Can i play a song for you on the jukebox? "I like to move it, move it, Ash! Yes please! | |||
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"Large Malbec please Ash "I'm DJ'ing tonight and keeping the dance floor busy Bella... Quean should be along shortly to bring your drink. x Is there anything i can play you on the jukebox? | |||
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"Oi oi !! Wazzuuppp??! evening, peeps
Are you suitably refreshed dear?!
Suitably refreshed.. yes my karaoke twin, I squeezed in an hour's nap before Celebs in jungle started tonight lol
Good girl! Tequila?! "Oh fuck.. not again?! lol | |||
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"Hi all... I’m Mike or Michale pretty new to this site. So far spoken to some great people
Please feel free to send me an invite and message, I find myself in all kinds of places across the UK due to work so not quite leaving the dream just yet .
"Evening Mike, welcome to the lounge bar  what's your poison sir? | |||
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"Oi oi !! Wazzuuppp??! evening, peeps
Are you suitably refreshed dear?!
Suitably refreshed.. yes my karaoke twin, I squeezed in an hour's nap before Celebs in jungle started tonight lol
Good girl! Tequila?!
Oh fuck.. not again?! lol"Mwahahaha gotta make up for lost time my fabulous friend | |||
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"Can I have a large glass of rosé wine please Ash "Good evening Kinkey Cat...Quean should be with you shortly and while your waiting I'll find a song for you on the jukebox.. | |||
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"Can I have a large glass of rosé wine please Ash
Good evening Kinkey Cat...Quean should be with you shortly and while your waiting I'll find a song for you on the jukebox.."Thank you Ash | |||
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"Oi oi !! Wazzuuppp??! evening, peeps
Are you suitably refreshed dear?!
Suitably refreshed.. yes my karaoke twin, I squeezed in an hour's nap before Celebs in jungle started tonight lol
Good girl! Tequila?!
Oh fuck.. not again?! lol
Mwahahaha gotta make up for lost time my fabulous friend "We do need some quality time together I agree, been a while! Go on then, let's get the party started! Where are all the fab hunks tonight? | |||
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"Oi oi !! Wazzuuppp??! evening, peeps
Gooood Eveeeening Jessica!...
Can i play a song for you on the jukebox?
I like to move it, move it, Ash! Yes please! "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtrgjbG3uUs Reel 2 Real - I like to move it I shall come and move it with you on the dance floor Jessica! | |||
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"Oi oi !! Wazzuuppp??! evening, peeps
Are you suitably refreshed dear?!
Suitably refreshed.. yes my karaoke twin, I squeezed in an hour's nap before Celebs in jungle started tonight lol
Good girl! Tequila?!
Oh fuck.. not again?! lol
Mwahahaha gotta make up for lost time my fabulous friend
We do need some quality time together I agree, been a while! Go on then, let's get the party started! Where are all the fab hunks tonight? "On the dance floor dancing around handbags | |||
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"Can I have a large glass of rosé wine please Ash
Good evening Kinkey Cat...Quean should be with you shortly and while your waiting I'll find a song for you on the jukebox..
Thank you Ash "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8JEm4d6Wu4 Faithless - Insomnia I hope you like a club classic! | |||
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"Can I have a large glass of rosé wine please Ash
Good evening Kinkey Cat...Quean should be with you shortly and while your waiting I'll find a song for you on the jukebox..
Thank you Ash
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Faithless - Insomnia
I hope you like a club classic!"Tuuuuune!!!!!! | |||
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"Oi oi !! Wazzuuppp??! evening, peeps
Are you suitably refreshed dear?!
Suitably refreshed.. yes my karaoke twin, I squeezed in an hour's nap before Celebs in jungle started tonight lol
Good girl! Tequila?!
Oh fuck.. not again?! lol
Mwahahaha gotta make up for lost time my fabulous friend
We do need some quality time together I agree, been a while! Go on then, let's get the party started! Where are all the fab hunks tonight?
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"Oi oi !! Wazzuuppp??! evening, peeps
Gooood Eveeeening Jessica!...
Can i play a song for you on the jukebox?
I like to move it, move it, Ash! Yes please!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtrgjbG3uUs
Reel 2 Real - I like to move it
I shall come and move it with you on the dance floor Jessica!"I'm waiting, Ash! Hope you can move it move it during the whole song | |||
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"Oi oi !! Wazzuuppp??! evening, peeps
Are you suitably refreshed dear?!
Suitably refreshed.. yes my karaoke twin, I squeezed in an hour's nap before Celebs in jungle started tonight lol
Good girl! Tequila?!
Oh fuck.. not again?! lol
Mwahahaha gotta make up for lost time my fabulous friend
We do need some quality time together I agree, been a while! Go on then, let's get the party started! Where are all the fab hunks tonight?
On the dance floor dancing around handbags
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"Pint of spice rum with a dash of for me please" Evening builder! A pint you say? Are you sure lol | |||
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"Oi oi !! Wazzuuppp??! evening, peeps
Gooood Eveeeening Jessica!...
Can i play a song for you on the jukebox?
I like to move it, move it, Ash! Yes please!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtrgjbG3uUs
Reel 2 Real - I like to move it
I shall come and move it with you on the dance floor Jessica!
I'm waiting, Ash! Hope you can move it move it during the whole song "I was out dancing until 4 am last night so will try and move it the best i can! | |||
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"Oi oi !! Wazzuuppp??! evening, peeps
Are you suitably refreshed dear?!
Suitably refreshed.. yes my karaoke twin, I squeezed in an hour's nap before Celebs in jungle started tonight lol
Good girl! Tequila?!
Oh fuck.. not again?! lol
Mwahahaha gotta make up for lost time my fabulous friend
We do need some quality time together I agree, been a while! Go on then, let's get the party started! Where are all the fab hunks tonight?
On the dance floor dancing around handbags
but who is looking after their man bags?
Is that a euphemism? "Well you know who are amongst the best dancers, looking hot | |||
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"Oi oi !! Wazzuuppp??! evening, peeps
Gooood Eveeeening Jessica!...
Can i play a song for you on the jukebox?
I like to move it, move it, Ash! Yes please!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtrgjbG3uUs
Reel 2 Real - I like to move it
I shall come and move it with you on the dance floor Jessica!
I'm waiting, Ash! Hope you can move it move it during the whole song
I was out dancing until 4 am last night so will try and move it the best i can!"Let's have a dance off then | |||
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"Oi oi !! Wazzuuppp??! evening, peeps
Gooood Eveeeening Jessica!...
Can i play a song for you on the jukebox?
I like to move it, move it, Ash! Yes please!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtrgjbG3uUs
Reel 2 Real - I like to move it
I shall come and move it with you on the dance floor Jessica!
I'm waiting, Ash! Hope you can move it move it during the whole song
I was out dancing until 4 am last night so will try and move it the best i can!
Let's have a dance off then "Winner gets a free shot! | |||
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"Oi oi !! Wazzuuppp??! evening, peeps
Gooood Eveeeening Jessica!...
Can i play a song for you on the jukebox?
I like to move it, move it, Ash! Yes please!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtrgjbG3uUs
Reel 2 Real - I like to move it
I shall come and move it with you on the dance floor Jessica!
I'm waiting, Ash! Hope you can move it move it during the whole song
I was out dancing until 4 am last night so will try and move it the best i can!
Let's have a dance off then
Winner gets a free shot!"I was a dancer on the movie Saturday night fever so should be easy for me to win! | |||
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"Oi oi !! Wazzuuppp??! evening, peeps
Gooood Eveeeening Jessica!...
Can i play a song for you on the jukebox?
I like to move it, move it, Ash! Yes please!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtrgjbG3uUs
Reel 2 Real - I like to move it
I shall come and move it with you on the dance floor Jessica!
I'm waiting, Ash! Hope you can move it move it during the whole song
I was out dancing until 4 am last night so will try and move it the best i can!
Let's have a dance off then
Winner gets a free shot!
I was a dancer on the movie Saturday night fever so should be easy for me to win!"Lol, yeah we believe you | |||
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Already on it.... ah ah ah ah staying alive! "Rhythm is a dancer! Look at Ash throwing those crazy shapes | |||
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"Bring it on, Ash! I'm ready!!
I'm ready to show you my dance moves any time Jessica!... "I'll hold you to that | |||
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"Ash I've finished work and could do with a large vodka please. "He's doing his John Travolta impression at the mo.... Ice and a slice with your vodka? | |||
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"Quean, you better record that
Already on it.... ah ah ah ah staying alive!
Rhythm is a dancer! Look at Ash throwing those crazy shapes "Careful Ash, you dont want to end up pulling a muscle | |||
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"Ash I've finished work and could do with a large vodka please.
He's doing his John Travolta impression at the mo....
Ice and a slice with your vodka? "Yes please love xx | |||
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"Quean, you better record that
Already on it.... ah ah ah ah staying alive!
Rhythm is a dancer! Look at Ash throwing those crazy shapes "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMPM1q_Uyxc Snap - Rhythm is a dancer! | |||
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"Ash I've finished work and could do with a large vodka please.
He's doing his John Travolta impression at the mo....
Ice and a slice with your vodka?
Yes please love xx"Hard day at the office dear? Here's ya vodka | |||
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"Hello Ash "Hello lovely Samiss...Hope you enjoyed watching Strictly.. Are you ready to have a little smooch? | |||
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"Quean, you better record that
Already on it.... ah ah ah ah staying alive!
Rhythm is a dancer! Look at Ash throwing those crazy shapes
Careful Ash, you dont want to end up pulling a muscle "He's pulled!! | |||
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"Ash I've finished work and could do with a large vodka please.
He's doing his John Travolta impression at the mo....
Ice and a slice with your vodka?
Yes please love xx
Hard day at the office dear? Here's ya vodka "You could say that love but it's feeling better now. Thanks love xxx | |||
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"Quean, you better record that
Already on it.... ah ah ah ah staying alive!
Rhythm is a dancer! Look at Ash throwing those crazy shapes
Careful Ash, you dont want to end up pulling a muscle
He's pulled!! "He's such a tart  | |||
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"Ash I've finished work and could do with a large vodka please.
He's doing his John Travolta impression at the mo....
Ice and a slice with your vodka?
Yes please love xx
Hard day at the office dear? Here's ya vodka
You could say that love but it's feeling better now. Thanks love xxx"Dim problem
If you've got any requests for the jukebox you'd better tell Ash before he disappears for his smooch | |||
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"Quean, you better record that
Already on it.... ah ah ah ah staying alive!
Rhythm is a dancer! Look at Ash throwing those crazy shapes
Careful Ash, you dont want to end up pulling a muscle
He's pulled!!
He's such a tart "It's those quiet ones you gotta watch out for | |||
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"Quean, you better record that
Already on it.... ah ah ah ah staying alive!
Rhythm is a dancer! Look at Ash throwing those crazy shapes
Careful Ash, you dont want to end up pulling a muscle
He's pulled!!
He's such a tart
It's those quiet ones you gotta watch out for "My nan warned me about them | |||
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Hello lovely Samiss...Hope you enjoyed watching Strictly..
Are you ready to have a little smooch? "Oh I did and ready for my smooch now | |||
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"Ash I've finished work and could do with a large vodka please.
He's doing his John Travolta impression at the mo....
Ice and a slice with your vodka?
Yes please love xx
Hard day at the office dear? Here's ya vodka
You could say that love but it's feeling better now. Thanks love xxx
Dim problem
If you've got any requests for the jukebox you'd better tell Ash before he disappears for his smooch "Thanks for the reminder can I have baby d let me be your fantasy thank you | |||
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"Quean, you better record that
Already on it.... ah ah ah ah staying alive!
Rhythm is a dancer! Look at Ash throwing those crazy shapes
Careful Ash, you dont want to end up pulling a muscle
He's pulled!!
He's such a tart
It's those quiet ones you gotta watch out for
My nan warned me about them"You dont have to worry about me ladies! | |||
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"Quean, you better record that
Already on it.... ah ah ah ah staying alive!
Rhythm is a dancer! Look at Ash throwing those crazy shapes
Careful Ash, you dont want to end up pulling a muscle
He's pulled!!
He's such a tart
It's those quiet ones you gotta watch out for
My nan warned me about them
You dont have to worry about me ladies!"Awww, we don't Ash | |||
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"Ash I've finished work and could do with a large vodka please.
He's doing his John Travolta impression at the mo....
Ice and a slice with your vodka?
Yes please love xx
Hard day at the office dear? Here's ya vodka
You could say that love but it's feeling better now. Thanks love xxx
Dim problem
If you've got any requests for the jukebox you'd better tell Ash before he disappears for his smooch
Thanks for the reminder can I have baby d let me be your fantasy thank you "Ash, line it up! | |||
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"Hello Ash
Hello lovely Samiss...Hope you enjoyed watching Strictly..
Are you ready to have a little smooch?
Oh I did and ready for my smooch now "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Bwwo7ctG10 Diana Ross - Endless Love I have our favourite smooch song ready. | |||
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"Quean, you better record that
Already on it.... ah ah ah ah staying alive!
Rhythm is a dancer! Look at Ash throwing those crazy shapes
Careful Ash, you dont want to end up pulling a muscle
He's pulled!!
He's such a tart
It's those quiet ones you gotta watch out for
My nan warned me about them
You dont have to worry about me ladies!
Awww, we don't Ash "We worry about those hunks with man bags | |||
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"Ash I've finished work and could do with a large vodka please.
He's doing his John Travolta impression at the mo....
Ice and a slice with your vodka?
Yes please love xx
Hard day at the office dear? Here's ya vodka
You could say that love but it's feeling better now. Thanks love xxx
Dim problem
If you've got any requests for the jukebox you'd better tell Ash before he disappears for his smooch
Thanks for the reminder can I have baby d let me be your fantasy thank you
Ash, line it up!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f17b8m5fniU Baby D - Let me be your fantasy... | |||
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"Quean, you better record that
Already on it.... ah ah ah ah staying alive!
Rhythm is a dancer! Look at Ash throwing those crazy shapes
Careful Ash, you dont want to end up pulling a muscle
He's pulled!!
He's such a tart
It's those quiet ones you gotta watch out for
My nan warned me about them
You dont have to worry about me ladies!
Awww, we don't Ash
We worry about those hunks with man bags "What do they even keep in them? | |||
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"Quean, you better record that
Already on it.... ah ah ah ah staying alive!
Rhythm is a dancer! Look at Ash throwing those crazy shapes
Careful Ash, you dont want to end up pulling a muscle
He's pulled!!
He's such a tart
It's those quiet ones you gotta watch out for
My nan warned me about them
You dont have to worry about me ladies!
Awww, we don't Ash
We worry about those hunks with man bags
What do they even keep in them? "Butt plugs | |||
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"Quean, you better record that
Already on it.... ah ah ah ah staying alive!
Rhythm is a dancer! Look at Ash throwing those crazy shapes
Careful Ash, you dont want to end up pulling a muscle
He's pulled!!
He's such a tart
It's those quiet ones you gotta watch out for
My nan warned me about them
You dont have to worry about me ladies!
Awww, we don't Ash
We worry about those hunks with man bags
What do they even keep in them?
Butt plugs "Ha! Cos you never know when you'll need one | |||
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"Quean, you better record that
Already on it.... ah ah ah ah staying alive!
Rhythm is a dancer! Look at Ash throwing those crazy shapes
Careful Ash, you dont want to end up pulling a muscle
He's pulled!!
He's such a tart
It's those quiet ones you gotta watch out for
My nan warned me about them
You dont have to worry about me ladies!
Awww, we don't Ash
We worry about those hunks with man bags
What do they even keep in them? "I dont have a man bag! | |||
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"Quean, you better record that
Already on it.... ah ah ah ah staying alive!
Rhythm is a dancer! Look at Ash throwing those crazy shapes
Careful Ash, you dont want to end up pulling a muscle
He's pulled!!
He's such a tart
It's those quiet ones you gotta watch out for
My nan warned me about them
You dont have to worry about me ladies!
Awww, we don't Ash
We worry about those hunks with man bags
What do they even keep in them?
I dont have a man bag!"True, you stole mine to dance around | |||
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"Quean, you better record that
Already on it.... ah ah ah ah staying alive!
Rhythm is a dancer! Look at Ash throwing those crazy shapes
Careful Ash, you dont want to end up pulling a muscle
He's pulled!!
He's such a tart
It's those quiet ones you gotta watch out for
My nan warned me about them
You dont have to worry about me ladies!
Awww, we don't Ash
We worry about those hunks with man bags
What do they even keep in them?
Butt plugs
Ha! Cos you never know when you'll need one "Especially in fab bar | |||
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"Quean, you better record that
Already on it.... ah ah ah ah staying alive!
Rhythm is a dancer! Look at Ash throwing those crazy shapes
Careful Ash, you dont want to end up pulling a muscle
He's pulled!!
He's such a tart
It's those quiet ones you gotta watch out for
My nan warned me about them
You dont have to worry about me ladies!
Awww, we don't Ash
We worry about those hunks with man bags
What do they even keep in them?
I dont have a man bag!"Ash, I was talking about those hunks, not you, don't worry | |||
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"Hello Ash
Hello lovely Samiss...Hope you enjoyed watching Strictly..
Are you ready to have a little smooch?
Oh I did and ready for my smooch now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Bwwo7ctG10
Diana Ross - Endless Love
I have our favourite smooch song ready."Hello.... | |||
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"Oi oi !! Wazzuuppp??! evening, peeps
Are you suitably refreshed dear?!
Suitably refreshed.. yes my karaoke twin, I squeezed in an hour's nap before Celebs in jungle started tonight lol
Good girl! Tequila?!
Oh fuck.. not again?! lol
Mwahahaha gotta make up for lost time my fabulous friend
We do need some quality time together I agree, been a while! Go on then, let's get the party started! Where are all the fab hunks tonight? " | |||
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"Hello Ash
Hello lovely Samiss...Hope you enjoyed watching Strictly..
Are you ready to have a little smooch?
Oh I did and ready for my smooch now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Bwwo7ctG10
Diana Ross - Endless Love
I have our favourite smooch song ready.
Hello.... "Thank you for the smooch..as always perfect way to end the night..... | |||
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"Oi oi !! Wazzuuppp??! evening, peeps
Are you suitably refreshed dear?!
Suitably refreshed.. yes my karaoke twin, I squeezed in an hour's nap before Celebs in jungle started tonight lol
Good girl! Tequila?!
Oh fuck.. not again?! lol
Mwahahaha gotta make up for lost time my fabulous friend
We do need some quality time together I agree, been a while! Go on then, let's get the party started! Where are all the fab hunks tonight?
"Oooh, are you gonna give us a ride home on your sleigh? | |||
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"Hello Ash
Hello lovely Samiss...Hope you enjoyed watching Strictly..
Are you ready to have a little smooch?
Oh I did and ready for my smooch now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Bwwo7ctG10
Diana Ross - Endless Love
I have our favourite smooch song ready.
Hello....
Thank you for the smooch..as always perfect way to end the night..... "No, thank you Ash... x | |||
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"Quean, you better record that
Already on it.... ah ah ah ah staying alive!
Rhythm is a dancer! Look at Ash throwing those crazy shapes
Careful Ash, you dont want to end up pulling a muscle
He's pulled!!
He's such a tart
It's those quiet ones you gotta watch out for
My nan warned me about them
You dont have to worry about me ladies!
Awww, we don't Ash
We worry about those hunks with man bags
What do they even keep in them?
I dont have a man bag!
Ash, I was talking about those hunks, not you, don't worry "Thanks cheeky!..I have many hidden talents. | |||
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"Quean, you better record that
Already on it.... ah ah ah ah staying alive!
Rhythm is a dancer! Look at Ash throwing those crazy shapes
Careful Ash, you dont want to end up pulling a muscle
He's pulled!!
He's such a tart
It's those quiet ones you gotta watch out for
My nan warned me about them
You dont have to worry about me ladies!
Awww, we don't Ash
We worry about those hunks with man bags
What do they even keep in them?
I dont have a man bag!
Ash, I was talking about those hunks, not you, don't worry
Thanks cheeky!..I have many hidden talents. "So he says | |||
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***BARMAN "Last orders at the bar!!! Prosecco coming up for you | |||
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"Quean, you better record that
Already on it.... ah ah ah ah staying alive!
Rhythm is a dancer! Look at Ash throwing those crazy shapes
Careful Ash, you dont want to end up pulling a muscle
He's pulled!!
He's such a tart
It's those quiet ones you gotta watch out for
My nan warned me about them
You dont have to worry about me ladies!
Awww, we don't Ash
We worry about those hunks with man bags
What do they even keep in them?
I dont have a man bag!
Ash, I was talking about those hunks, not you, don't worry
Thanks cheeky!..I have many hidden talents.
So he says "Lol, your best talent is agreeing a lock in!!! | |||
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"Hello Ash
Hello lovely Samiss...Hope you enjoyed watching Strictly..
Are you ready to have a little smooch?
Oh I did and ready for my smooch now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Bwwo7ctG10
Diana Ross - Endless Love
I have our favourite smooch song ready.
Hello....
Thank you for the smooch..as always perfect way to end the night.....
No, thank you Ash... x"Same time again next Saturday? x | |||
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Last orders at the bar!!! Prosecco coming up for you "Thank you, the barman is seriously slacking | |||
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***BARMAN
Last orders at the bar!!! Prosecco coming up for you
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"Oi oi !! Wazzuuppp??! evening, peeps
Are you suitably refreshed dear?!
Suitably refreshed.. yes my karaoke twin, I squeezed in an hour's nap before Celebs in jungle started tonight lol
Good girl! Tequila?!
Oh fuck.. not again?! lol
Mwahahaha gotta make up for lost time my fabulous friend
We do need some quality time together I agree, been a while! Go on then, let's get the party started! Where are all the fab hunks tonight?
Oooh, are you gonna give us a ride home on your sleigh? "Free ride home, yipeeee | |||
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"Hello Ash
Hello lovely Samiss...Hope you enjoyed watching Strictly..
Are you ready to have a little smooch?
Oh I did and ready for my smooch now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Bwwo7ctG10
Diana Ross - Endless Love
I have our favourite smooch song ready.
Hello....
Thank you for the smooch..as always perfect way to end the night.....
No, thank you Ash... x
Same time again next Saturday? x "No idea why I said 'no' there, auto carrot maybe, yes same time next Saturday x | |||
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"Hello Ash
Hello lovely Samiss...Hope you enjoyed watching Strictly..
Are you ready to have a little smooch?
Oh I did and ready for my smooch now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Bwwo7ctG10
Diana Ross - Endless Love
I have our favourite smooch song ready.
Hello....
Thank you for the smooch..as always perfect way to end the night.....
No, thank you Ash... x
Same time again next Saturday? x
No idea why I said 'no' there, auto carrot maybe, yes same time next Saturday x"will look forward to it x | |||
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