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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

... are certainly changing

I saw one today that included questions like :

- describe yourself in a tweet

- what would you alternative career be ?

- 2 items off your bucket list

- who inspires you in business ?

- what keeps you awake at night ?

- tell us something about yourself that we would never ask

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Whatever happened to 'where do you see yourself in 5 years ?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think if anyone on this forum was being perfectly honest, every one of those questions would get some very inappropriate answers!

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Welcome to the modern age...

Business today is so full of corporate arse wipe bollocks, it makes me cringe at times..

There are a plethora of grads coming through that seem they have been taught to speak a foreign business language to everyone else.. I believe the language is called Utterbollox!

Seems they have managed to infiltrate HR... God help us all!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think if anyone on this forum was being perfectly honest, every one of those questions would get some very inappropriate answers!"

You make a very valid point

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By *rs Myvanwy Scarlet-BlackTV/TS
over a year ago

Walthamstow

"... are certainly changing

I saw one today that included questions like :

- describe yourself in a tweet

- what would you alternative career be ?

- 2 items off your bucket list

- who inspires you in business ?

- what keeps you awake at night ?

- tell us something about yourself that we would never ask

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Whatever happened to 'where do you see yourself in 5 years ?'

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there's one company euro garages that ask if your straight gay or transgender and if out and if transgender do u dress in public and wish to dress at work so I told them the truth but never got a reply

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... are certainly changing

I saw one today that included questions like :

- describe yourself in a tweet

- what would you alternative career be ?

- 2 items off your bucket list

- who inspires you in business ?

- what keeps you awake at night ?

- tell us something about yourself that we would never ask

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Whatever happened to 'where do you see yourself in 5 years ?'

there's one company euro garages that ask if your straight gay or transgender and if out and if transgender do u dress in public and wish to dress at work so I told them the truth but never got a reply "

Many companies try to be 'cool' and appear compliant in public, whilst being totally different in actuality

For example, the last company I worked for was 'White British only'

Foreign sounding surname ? Forget it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... are certainly changing

I saw one today that included questions like :

- describe yourself in a tweet"

Deceptively charming, not what you expect

"- what would you alternative career be ?"

Tenalady stunt arse.

"- 2 items off your bucket list "

Dinner and a blowjob with Her Royal Thighness Queen Levosia. (yep, thats two things)

"- who inspires you in business ?"

Donald Trump. How someone that incompetent can be so rich...

"- what keeps you awake at night ?"
Bizarre dreams about being attacked with an angle grinder in a steam punk bar (green arrow me)

"- tell us something about yourself that we would never ask "

I'm on fab

When do I start?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... are certainly changing

I saw one today that included questions like :

- describe yourself in a tweet

Deceptively charming, not what you expect

- what would you alternative career be ?

Tenalady stunt arse.

- 2 items off your bucket list

Dinner and a blowjob with Her Royal Thighness Queen Levosia. (yep, thats two things)

- who inspires you in business ?

Donald Trump. How someone that incompetent can be so rich...

- what keeps you awake at night ? Bizarre dreams about being attacked with an angle grinder in a steam punk bar (green arrow me)

- tell us something about yourself that we would never ask

I'm on fab

When do I start?"

When CAN you start ?

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