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"Lemsip with a bit of sugar please " Good evening Nora..you are first in the bar tonight!... One lemsip with a bit of honey coming right up... It sounds like you have a bit of a cold? | |||
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"Lemsip with a bit of sugar please Good evening Nora..you are first in the bar tonight!... One lemsip with a bit of honey coming right up... It sounds like you have a bit of a cold? A bit of a cold!! A bit!! . This is bordering on man flu I’ll have you know. " Oh no !! Get well soon | |||
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"Lemsip with a bit of sugar please Good evening Nora..you are first in the bar tonight!... One lemsip with a bit of honey coming right up... It sounds like you have a bit of a cold? A bit of a cold!! A bit!! . This is bordering on man flu I’ll have you know. Oh no !! Get well soon " Thank you xxx | |||
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"Latte for me pls" Good evening Pull..One Latte coming right up.. | |||
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"Evening Ash, rum and please, music let’s start with some Chic" Good evening NotTommy..One rum and cola coming right up.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOx81aG-EN4&list=PL9iNjvH1MsR7Hz9-qgbchMl4JM9EejWhk Chic - Everybody Dance Great way to start the Jukebox! | |||
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"I’m normally ignored in the forums so if I order a drink I’ll probably die of thirst waiting at the bar for it " Hello | |||
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"I’m normally ignored in the forums so if I order a drink I’ll probably die of thirst waiting at the bar for it " Who said that | |||
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"Large mug of tea please - milk no sugar - thanks " Good evening Doc..One large mug of tea coming right up!.. | |||
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"I’m normally ignored in the forums so if I order a drink I’ll probably die of thirst waiting at the bar for it " Who said that? | |||
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"I’m normally ignored in the forums so if I order a drink I’ll probably die of thirst waiting at the bar for it Who said that? " Copycat | |||
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"Lemsip with a bit of sugar please Good evening Nora..you are first in the bar tonight!... One lemsip with a bit of honey coming right up... It sounds like you have a bit of a cold? A bit of a cold!! A bit!! . This is bordering on man flu I’ll have you know. " Could i make a hot whisky for you for your bird flu sorry i mean man flu?! | |||
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"Lemsip with a bit of sugar please Good evening Nora..you are first in the bar tonight!... One lemsip with a bit of honey coming right up... It sounds like you have a bit of a cold? A bit of a cold!! A bit!! . This is bordering on man flu I’ll have you know. Could i make a hot whisky for you for your bird flu sorry i mean man flu?!" No thanks. Whisky makes me heave. Does gin work? | |||
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"Hullo Ash, hullo bar folk, I’m fresh out of the tub and I’d like a vat of mulled wine to keep me warm please. Oh, don’t forget a mug for yourself. Can we have an indie disco?" Good evening MrsMac!...One vat of mulled wine coming right up and I'll have a mug also thank you... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGdGFtwCNBE&list=PL4GdB0iatBBILCgGMCJVtYX03UJx1HVjB The Killers - Mr Brightside | |||
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"Latte for me pls Good evening Pull..One Latte coming right up.. " thanku | |||
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"Baileys and ice please Tall gent too " Good evening Mistleflo.. One Baileys and ice coming right up.. I'm sure there will be some tall gents in the bar this evening! | |||
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"I’m normally ignored in the forums so if I order a drink I’ll probably die of thirst waiting at the bar for it " I’ll get you one | |||
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"Nesquick pink milk for be with a blob of ice cream please . Work at stupid o'clock tomorrow " Good evening Taff..One pint of pink Nesquick milk coming right up with a blob of ice cream! | |||
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"I’m normally ignored in the forums so if I order a drink I’ll probably die of thirst waiting at the bar for it " Good evening norfolkcouple.. No one is every ignored at my bar... One Baileys with ice coming right up x | |||
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"I’m normally ignored in the forums so if I order a drink I’ll probably die of thirst waiting at the bar for it I’ll get you one " Thank you young man appreciated , you see standing here waiting to be served & still I’m waiting for Baileys & ice | |||
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"Dry roasted nuts please " Good evening..One packet of dry roasted nuts coming right up!... Can i get you a drink as you might get thirsty eating so many nuts! | |||
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"I’m normally ignored in the forums so if I order a drink I’ll probably die of thirst waiting at the bar for it Good evening norfolkcouple.. No one is every ignored at my bar... One Baileys with ice coming right up x" Oh thank you I take back what I said xx | |||
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"Lemsip with a bit of sugar please Good evening Nora..you are first in the bar tonight!... One lemsip with a bit of honey coming right up... It sounds like you have a bit of a cold? A bit of a cold!! A bit!! . This is bordering on man flu I’ll have you know. Could i make a hot whisky for you for your bird flu sorry i mean man flu?! No thanks. Whisky makes me heave. Does gin work?" Lets give it a try!..One hot Gin coming up! | |||
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"Same service is shocking tonight " Returning the favour | |||
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"Yes please... " Good evening Spider!..you made it for our date!..One special old fashioned cocktail coming right up just for you... | |||
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"I can’t drink fizzy drinks nor wines too acidic and burns my throat So baileys coffee please" Good evening Stella... One Baileys coffee coming right up... | |||
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"Yay it's that time again!! Evening all!! Usual large g&t with ice and lime for me please Ash! x" Good evening princess Tiana!..One large Gin and Tonic with ice and lime coming right up | |||
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"Hullo Ash, hullo bar folk, I’m fresh out of the tub and I’d like a vat of mulled wine to keep me warm please. Oh, don’t forget a mug for yourself. Can we have an indie disco?" Mulled wine MrsMac? Wanna sample some of me?...... um, i mean mine! | |||
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"I had a request for the jukebox.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdC2jPPxAwk Jocelyn Brown - Somebody else's guy." Ooh. Dancefloor! | |||
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"Hullo Ash, hullo bar folk, I’m fresh out of the tub and I’d like a vat of mulled wine to keep me warm please. Oh, don’t forget a mug for yourself. Can we have an indie disco? Mulled wine MrsMac? Wanna sample some of me?...... um, i mean mine! " You were my inspiration | |||
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"Wine. Large. Red. Please and thank you." Good evening Meli..One large glass of red wine coming right up... | |||
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"Hullo Ash, hullo bar folk, I’m fresh out of the tub and I’d like a vat of mulled wine to keep me warm please. Oh, don’t forget a mug for yourself. Can we have an indie disco? Mulled wine MrsMac? Wanna sample some of me?...... um, i mean mine! You were my inspiration " I've always wanted to be a Muse | |||
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"Good evening Ash just a small gin for me tonight please. What will you have? " Evening Babs | |||
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"Evening Ash Nice cold Pinot please, whilst I cook dinner, be back for a dance later...'save the last dance for me'... " Good evening lovely Samiss..One glass of cold Pinot white coming right up...Hope you enjoy strictly and we can have a smooch later on x | |||
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"Evening Ash Nice cold Pinot please, whilst I cook dinner, be back for a dance later...'save the last dance for me'... Good evening lovely Samiss..One glass of cold Pinot white coming right up...Hope you enjoy strictly and we can have a smooch later on x" Aah thanks Ash, looking forward to Strictly. Hope you're not too tired for our smooch, you're very busy tonight | |||
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"Whisky, two fingers of water and two ice cubes, please!" Good evening Elcee.. One whisky with 2 fingers of water and 2 ice cubes coming right up! | |||
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"Evening Ash Nice cold Pinot please, whilst I cook dinner, be back for a dance later...'save the last dance for me'... Good evening lovely Samiss..One glass of cold Pinot white coming right up...Hope you enjoy strictly and we can have a smooch later on x Aah thanks Ash, looking forward to Strictly. Hope you're not too tired for our smooch, you're very busy tonight " Fear not beaut, I'll man the lifeboats so he can meet you for your smooch | |||
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"Evening chief pint of Guinness whiskey chaser and what Norfolk couple want on me " Good evening Emp.. One pint of Guinness with a whisky chaser coming right up... Have already served Norfolkcouple! Sorry for the delay this evening!..Its busy tonight! | |||
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"Yay it's that time again!! Evening all!! Usual large g&t with ice and lime for me please Ash! x Good evening princess Tiana!..One large Gin and Tonic with ice and lime coming right up " Thanks Ash!!! Looks like you're going to be busy tonight!!! x | |||
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"Evening Ash, evening all! If you're taking requests could we have, don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough-Michael Jackson...let's boogie!! " Good evening Badsanta! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yURRmWtbTbo I love this song..Can i join you on the dance floor?! | |||
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"2 kamikazies please and could we request the cha cha slide as a 10pm dance floor filler " Good evening HimandHer! The cha cha slide has been programmed onto the juke box to come on at 10 pm! | |||
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"Evening Ash, evening all! If you're taking requests could we have, don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough-Michael Jackson...let's boogie!! Good evening Badsanta! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yURRmWtbTbo I love this song..Can i join you on the dance floor?!" Of course, bring your handbag..we'll dance around that | |||
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"Evening Ash could I have a woo woo please, and yazoo the only way is up on the jukebox x " Good evening Angie...one woo woo coming right up..x https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjD3EVC1-zU Yazz - The only way is up Have you got your dancing shoes on? | |||
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"Bloody hell Ash, it's heaving in here! Need a hand? Q x" Good evening quean!..would appreciate some help behind the bar thank you I have served everyone up to Angie so far! If you'd like to do the drinks for a while i can man the jukebox! x | |||
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"Bloody hell Ash, it's heaving in here! Need a hand? Q x Good evening quean!..would appreciate some help behind the bar thank you I have served everyone up to Angie so far! If you'd like to do the drinks for a while i can man the jukebox! x" Gotcha! | |||
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"Evening Ash could I have a woo woo please, and yazoo the only way is up on the jukebox x Good evening Angie...one woo woo coming right up..x https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjD3EVC1-zU Yazz - The only way is up Have you got your dancing shoes on?" Yes I have. Love a boogie x | |||
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"Good evening Ash just a small gin for me tonight please. What will you have? " Gin coming up Babs, would you like that with ice and lemon? | |||
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"Good evening Ash just a small gin for me tonight please. What will you have? " Good evening lovely Babs.. One small gin and tonic coming right up.. I'll have a small brandy thank you. would you like me to play some Rick Astley for you on the jukebox? x | |||
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"Cuba Libre please" Cuba Libre.... ice? | |||
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"Evening Ash, I’ll have a sparkling water just now please " Sparkling water coming right up! | |||
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"Good evening, Can I ‘prop’ the bar up please. I’m feeling lonely tonight. Can I have a Cointreau and Baileys in a very wide glass with crushed ice in shaken not stirred please. Can I have Boogie Wonderland on t’juke box please? Thank you " Come sit with me sugar, I'll keep you entertained.... drink coming right up x | |||
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"I was looking for a kiss,fuck,blah blah thread but stumbled into here, Guinness ta " Shamrock on top? | |||
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"Rum and cola with ice doesn't quite sound the same, I'm gonna have a Guinness " Pint or half? | |||
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"Nesquick pink milk for be with a blob of ice cream please . Work at stupid o'clock tomorrow Good evening Taff..One pint of pink Nesquick milk coming right up with a blob of ice cream!" Diolch thank you | |||
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"Pint off piss please " Soz.... we don't serve that till after midnight | |||
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"Pint off piss please " Think you’re in the wrong bar ‘mate’! | |||
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"Pint off piss please Think you’re in the wrong bar ‘mate’! " There's all kinds of madness here after midnight lol x | |||
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"Pint off piss please Think you’re in the wrong bar ‘mate’! " I dunno so much | |||
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"Nesquick pink milk for be with a blob of ice cream please . Work at stupid o'clock tomorrow Good evening Taff..One pint of pink Nesquick milk coming right up with a blob of ice cream! Diolch thank you " Dim problem.... let me know if you need a refill | |||
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"Pint off piss please Think you’re in the wrong bar ‘mate’! There's all kinds of madness here after midnight lol x" Really ooooh now I’m scared lol | |||
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"Good evening Ash just a small gin for me tonight please. What will you have? Good evening lovely Babs.. One small gin and tonic coming right up.. I'll have a small brandy thank you. would you like me to play some Rick Astley for you on the jukebox? x" Oh that would be lovely | |||
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"Good evening, Can I ‘prop’ the bar up please. I’m feeling lonely tonight. Can I have a Cointreau and Baileys in a very wide glass with crushed ice in shaken not stirred please. Can I have Boogie Wonderland on t’juke box please? Thank you " Good evening Bhubaysi... The lovely Quean should have your drink shortly... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=god7hAPv8f0 Earth wind and fire - Boogie wonderland You wont feel lonely with all of us in the bar tonight.. Can i have the next dance? | |||
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"Pint off piss please Think you’re in the wrong bar ‘mate’! I dunno so much " What happens in the bar stays in the bar | |||
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"Pint off piss please Think you’re in the wrong bar ‘mate’! There's all kinds of madness here after midnight lol x Really ooooh now I’m scared lol " Fear not! You can stand behind the bar with me don't tell Ash but I've got a secret stash of tequila I'll share with you | |||
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"Evening Ash could I have a woo woo please, and yazoo the only way is up on the jukebox x Good evening Angie...one woo woo coming right up..x https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjD3EVC1-zU Yazz - The only way is up Have you got your dancing shoes on? Yes I have. Love a boogie x " Thanks for the boogie Angie x | |||
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"Evening Ash, evening all! If you're taking requests could we have, don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough-Michael Jackson...let's boogie!! Good evening Badsanta! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yURRmWtbTbo I love this song..Can i join you on the dance floor?! Of course, bring your handbag..we'll dance around that " I left my handbag at home..can i borrow yours Quean?! | |||
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"Evening Ash, evening all! If you're taking requests could we have, don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough-Michael Jackson...let's boogie!! Good evening Badsanta! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yURRmWtbTbo I love this song..Can i join you on the dance floor?! Of course, bring your handbag..we'll dance around that I left my handbag at home..can i borrow yours Quean?!" Totes..... if it starts vibrating just ignore it | |||
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"Good evening Ash just a small gin for me tonight please. What will you have? Good evening lovely Babs.. One small gin and tonic coming right up.. I'll have a small brandy thank you. would you like me to play some Rick Astley for you on the jukebox? x Oh that would be lovely " https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ Rick Astley - Never Gonna give you up. I'm ready for another dance babs when you are! | |||
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"Lemsip with a bit of sugar please " Oh no! Not the dreaded flu bug! Hugs x | |||
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"Baileys and ice please Tall gent too " I’ll have the same please Ash! | |||
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"Pint off piss please Think you’re in the wrong bar ‘mate’! " he's in the coffee bar coffee is diuretic | |||
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"Baileys and ice please Tall gent too I’ll have the same please Ash! " Ash is boogying on the dance floor.... but I'm happy to take your order | |||
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"Can I have a mulled wine top up Quean? Ash, in the spirit of Alimarks night out without me Can we skank? Madness -One Step Beyond" You my lovely, can have whatever you want | |||
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"Cuba Libre please" Not had one of those for years | |||
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"Looks like the rush is over.... phew! Just gonna go and collect some glasses " Thanks Q...Wouldn't have been able to manage last couple of hours on my own!.. | |||
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"Looks like the rush is over.... phew! Just gonna go and collect some glasses Thanks Q...Wouldn't have been able to manage last couple of hours on my own!.." I'm a total asset Ash, let's discuss a pay rise | |||
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"Pint off piss please " There’s always one to lower the tone | |||
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"Baileys and ice please Tall gent too I’ll have the same please Ash! Ash is boogying on the dance floor.... but I'm happy to take your order " Thank you! | |||
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"Baileys and ice please Tall gent too I’ll have the same please Ash! " Good evening Diamond... The Baileys and Ice is very popular tonight! Can i play a song for you on the jukebox? | |||
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"Pint off piss please There’s always one to lower the tone " It wouldn't be a Saturday night in the pub if there wasn't lol Let me get you a Cuba Libre.... on the house | |||
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"Evening ash can I get a cocktail please xx" What's your tipple? | |||
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"Can I have a mulled wine top up Quean? Ash, in the spirit of Alimarks night out without me Can we skank? Madness -One Step Beyond" we sure can MrsMac! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOJSM46nWwo Madness - One step beyond. | |||
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"Evening ash can I get a cocktail please xx" Good evening Kat...while Q gets your cocktail can i play a song for you on the jukebox? xx | |||
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"Can I have a mulled wine top up Quean? Ash, in the spirit of Alimarks night out without me Can we skank? Madness -One Step Beyond You my lovely, can have whatever you want " I have that in writing now | |||
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"Can I have a mulled wine top up Quean? Ash, in the spirit of Alimarks night out without me Can we skank? Madness -One Step Beyond You my lovely, can have whatever you want I have that in writing now " I'm a woman of my word | |||
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"Evening ash can I get a cocktail please xx What's your tipple? " Well I like surprises please xc | |||
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"Evening ash can I get a cocktail please xx Good evening Kat...while Q gets your cocktail can i play a song for you on the jukebox? xx" You chose xx | |||
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"Evening ash can I get a cocktail please xx What's your tipple? Well I like surprises please xc" In that case ..... BOO! | |||
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"Ash, can you change the barrel?! " I'll go down to the basement to change the barrels..will be back in a minute! | |||
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"Evening ash can I get a cocktail please xx What's your tipple? Well I like surprises please xc" I'll make you a Quean Special | |||
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"Can I have a mulled wine top up Quean? Ash, in the spirit of Alimarks night out without me Can we skank? Madness -One Step Beyond You my lovely, can have whatever you want I have that in writing now I'm a woman of my word " 'Tis true | |||
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"Can I have a mulled wine top up Quean? Ash, in the spirit of Alimarks night out without me Can we skank? Madness -One Step Beyond You my lovely, can have whatever you want I have that in writing now I'm a woman of my word 'Tis true " Hey Santa baby..... need a drink after all that dancing? X | |||
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"Evening ash can I get a cocktail please xx Good evening Kat...while Q gets your cocktail can i play a song for you on the jukebox? xx You chose xx" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X-Mrc2l1d0&list=PLYagrqIg-kgTNL4-c4N6-zeURIPqVkrdK Michael Jackson - Rock with you Are you ready for a boogie Kat? xx | |||
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"Evening ash can I get a cocktail please xx What's your tipple? Well I like surprises please xc In that case ..... BOO! " Hi there you xx | |||
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"Evening ash can I get a cocktail please xx What's your tipple? Well I like surprises please xc I'll make you a Quean Special " Ohhhhhh what's in that xx | |||
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"Evening ash can I get a cocktail please xx Good evening Kat...while Q gets your cocktail can i play a song for you on the jukebox? xx You chose xx https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X-Mrc2l1d0&list=PLYagrqIg-kgTNL4-c4N6-zeURIPqVkrdK Michael Jackson - Rock with you Are you ready for a boogie Kat? xx" More ready for a snuggle I'm sleepy x | |||
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"Evening ash can I get a cocktail please xx What's your tipple? Well I like surprises please xc I'll make you a Quean Special Ohhhhhh what's in that xx" Hey there your sexy self xxx | |||
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"Evening ash can I get a cocktail please xx What's your tipple? Well I like surprises please xc I'll make you a Quean Special Ohhhhhh what's in that xx Hey there your sexy self xxx" Your to kind xx | |||
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"Evening ash can I get a cocktail please xx What's your tipple? Well I like surprises please xc I'll make you a Quean Special Ohhhhhh what's in that xx" Champagne, Gin, sliced peach and a sprinkling of sass | |||
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"Baileys and ice please Tall gent too I’ll have the same please Ash! Good evening Diamond... The Baileys and Ice is very popular tonight! Can i play a song for you on the jukebox? " Fancy a boogie with me? You chose .. | |||
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"Evening ash can I get a cocktail please xx What's your tipple? Well I like surprises please xc I'll make you a Quean Special Ohhhhhh what's in that xx Champagne, Gin, sliced peach and a sprinkling of sass " I don't like gin but that sounds nice xx | |||
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"Bar man, a large glass of Prosecco if you please. Keep the change. " Prosecco coming right up! Enjoy | |||
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"Evening ash can I get a cocktail please xx What's your tipple? Well I like surprises please xc I'll make you a Quean Special Ohhhhhh what's in that xx Champagne, Gin, sliced peach and a sprinkling of sass I don't like gin but that sounds nice xx" Try it.... you might just like it | |||
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"Evening ash can I get a cocktail please xx Good evening Kat...while Q gets your cocktail can i play a song for you on the jukebox? xx You chose xx https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X-Mrc2l1d0&list=PLYagrqIg-kgTNL4-c4N6-zeURIPqVkrdK Michael Jackson - Rock with you Are you ready for a boogie Kat? xx More ready for a snuggle I'm sleepy x" I'm always ready to have a snuggle with you x Hope you enjoyed Q's cocktail x | |||
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"Evening ash can I get a cocktail please xx What's your tipple? Well I like surprises please xc I'll make you a Quean Special Ohhhhhh what's in that xx Hey there your sexy self xxx Your to kind xx" You’re too far away | |||
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"Bar man, a large glass of Prosecco if you please. Keep the change. " Good evening Dana.. Quean will be with you at the bar shortly..Can i play a song for you on the jukebox while you wait? | |||
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"Baileys and ice please Tall gent too I’ll have the same please Ash! Good evening Diamond... The Baileys and Ice is very popular tonight! Can i play a song for you on the jukebox? Fancy a boogie with me? You chose .." Would love to have a boogie with you Diamond..This is one of my favourite disco tracks... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5o6L31vScI Average white band - lets go round again | |||
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"Evening ash can I get a cocktail please xx What's your tipple? Well I like surprises please xc I'll make you a Quean Special Ohhhhhh what's in that xx Champagne, Gin, sliced peach and a sprinkling of sass I don't like gin but that sounds nice xx Try it.... you might just like it " If it's served by you I'm sure it will be delicious xx | |||
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"Pint of lager please Gin n tonic An a packet of Nobby's Nuts Can't be drinking on an empty stomach Cheers.." Here ya go.... want me to order chicken in a basket for you? Kitchen is open till 8 | |||
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"Can I have a mulled wine top up Quean? Ash, in the spirit of Alimarks night out without me Can we skank? Madness -One Step Beyond You my lovely, can have whatever you want I have that in writing now I'm a woman of my word 'Tis true Hey Santa baby..... need a drink after all that dancing? X" I think I need to! What's on offer? I fancy something fruity | |||
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"And a bag of salty nuts " I'll keep your glass topped up... salty nuts can give you such a dry mouth! | |||
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"Evening ash can I get a cocktail please xx Good evening Kat...while Q gets your cocktail can i play a song for you on the jukebox? xx You chose xx https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X-Mrc2l1d0&list=PLYagrqIg-kgTNL4-c4N6-zeURIPqVkrdK Michael Jackson - Rock with you Are you ready for a boogie Kat? xx More ready for a snuggle I'm sleepy x I'm always ready to have a snuggle with you x Hope you enjoyed Q's cocktail x" Thanks ash xx | |||
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"Evening ash can I get a cocktail please xx What's your tipple? Well I like surprises please xc I'll make you a Quean Special Ohhhhhh what's in that xx Champagne, Gin, sliced peach and a sprinkling of sass " Oooh yes please!! Sounds lush!!! x | |||
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"Evening ash can I get a cocktail please xx What's your tipple? Well I like surprises please xc I'll make you a Quean Special Ohhhhhh what's in that xx Champagne, Gin, sliced peach and a sprinkling of sass I don't like gin but that sounds nice xx Try it.... you might just like it If it's served by you I'm sure it will be delicious xx" I pride myself on my attentive manner to my customers | |||
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"Can I have a mulled wine top up Quean? Ash, in the spirit of Alimarks night out without me Can we skank? Madness -One Step Beyond You my lovely, can have whatever you want I have that in writing now I'm a woman of my word 'Tis true Hey Santa baby..... need a drink after all that dancing? X I think I need to! What's on offer? I fancy something fruity " Mmmm, fruity and fun?! | |||
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"Evening ash can I get a cocktail please xx What's your tipple? Well I like surprises please xc I'll make you a Quean Special Ohhhhhh what's in that xx Champagne, Gin, sliced peach and a sprinkling of sass Oooh yes please!! Sounds lush!!! x" Lush drink for a lush lady | |||
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"I've had to turn down a meet coz I'm skint Large whiskey neat please Ash and keep the bottle handy " Aww, wanna set up a tab and settle it with Ash next week? | |||
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"I've had to turn down a meet coz I'm skint Large whiskey neat please Ash and keep the bottle handy Aww, wanna set up a tab and settle it with Ash next week? " please | |||
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"I think we might need to start another thread soon Quean!..you have earned your pay rise and a bonus for your efforts tonight. " Told you I was awesome | |||
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"I've had to turn down a meet coz I'm skint Large whiskey neat please Ash and keep the bottle handy Aww, wanna set up a tab and settle it with Ash next week? please " Whisky coming up.... don't feel glum, plenty of peeps in here to cheer you up my friend | |||
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"I've had to turn down a meet coz I'm skint Large whiskey neat please Ash and keep the bottle handy Aww, wanna set up a tab and settle it with Ash next week? please Whisky coming up.... don't feel glum, plenty of peeps in here to cheer you up my friend " Thank you xx | |||
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"Evening ash can I get a cocktail please xx What's your tipple? Well I like surprises please xc I'll make you a Quean Special Ohhhhhh what's in that xx Champagne, Gin, sliced peach and a sprinkling of sass Oooh yes please!! Sounds lush!!! x Lush drink for a lush lady " Ahh fanks You're doing a great job!! Will be back for a top up soon!!! x | |||
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"Baileys and ice please Tall gent too I’ll have the same please Ash! Good evening Diamond... The Baileys and Ice is very popular tonight! Can i play a song for you on the jukebox? Fancy a boogie with me? You chose .. Would love to have a boogie with you Diamond..This is one of my favourite disco tracks... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5o6L31vScI Average white band - lets go round again " Great choice | |||
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"Evening Ash Could I have Sex on the beach please x" I think you'll have to buy a drink first | |||
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"Evening Ash Could I have Sex on the beach please x" Good evening Spider. Quean should be along with your cocktail shortly but in the mean time will play something for you on the jukebox x | |||
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"Evening ash can I get a cocktail please xx What's your tipple? Well I like surprises please xc I'll make you a Quean Special Ohhhhhh what's in that xx Champagne, Gin, sliced peach and a sprinkling of sass Oooh yes please!! Sounds lush!!! x Lush drink for a lush lady Ahh fanks You're doing a great job!! Will be back for a top up soon!!! x" Enjoy! X | |||
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"Evening Ash Could I have Sex on the beach please x" Indeed, don't you find the sand gets stuck in your bits tho? | |||
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"Baileys and ice please Tall gent too I’ll have the same please Ash! Good evening Diamond... The Baileys and Ice is very popular tonight! Can i play a song for you on the jukebox? Fancy a boogie with me? You chose .. Would love to have a boogie with you Diamond..This is one of my favourite disco tracks... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5o6L31vScI Average white band - lets go round again Great choice " I'm glad you liked it and I enjoyed the boogie. | |||
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"Disaronno on the rocks " Coming right up sir! | |||
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"Evening Ash Could I have Sex on the beach please x I think you'll have to buy a drink first " Lol, need a top up Santa? | |||
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"Evening ash can I get a cocktail please xx What's your tipple? Well I like surprises please xc I'll make you a Quean Special Ohhhhhh what's in that xx Champagne, Gin, sliced peach and a sprinkling of sass I don't like gin but that sounds nice xx Try it.... you might just like it If it's served by you I'm sure it will be delicious xx I pride myself on my attentive manner to my customers " xx | |||
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"Can I have a Sidecar cocktail, please? And Ella Fitzgerald & Delta Rhythm Boys - It's Only A Paper Moon on the jukebox, please?" Ah, good choice.... here you go lovely lady, enjoy | |||
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