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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Good evening everyone..Its Saturday night so the Fab Lounge bar is Open!..why not stop by for a drink,chat,mingle and boogie on the dance floor?..I'm also taking any requests for the jukebox!..Its happy hour until 8 pm..Newbies are very welcome and lurkers if this is your first visit!

What can i get you to drink and play on the jukebox?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemsip with a bit of sugar please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Latte for me pls

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Lemsip with a bit of sugar please "

Good evening Nora..you are first in the bar tonight!...

One lemsip with a bit of honey coming right up...

It sounds like you have a bit of a cold?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Ash, rum and please, music let’s start with some Chic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large mug of tea please - milk no sugar - thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lemsip with a bit of sugar please

Good evening Nora..you are first in the bar tonight!...

One lemsip with a bit of honey coming right up...

It sounds like you have a bit of a cold?"

A bit of a cold!! A bit!! . This is bordering on man flu I’ll have you know.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Hullo Ash, hullo bar folk, I’m fresh out of the tub and I’d like a vat of mulled wine to keep me warm please. Oh, don’t forget a mug for yourself.

Can we have an indie disco?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lemsip with a bit of sugar please

Good evening Nora..you are first in the bar tonight!...

One lemsip with a bit of honey coming right up...

It sounds like you have a bit of a cold?

A bit of a cold!! A bit!! . This is bordering on man flu I’ll have you know. "

Oh no !! Get well soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baileys and ice please

Tall gent too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lemsip with a bit of sugar please

Good evening Nora..you are first in the bar tonight!...

One lemsip with a bit of honey coming right up...

It sounds like you have a bit of a cold?

A bit of a cold!! A bit!! . This is bordering on man flu I’ll have you know.

Oh no !! Get well soon "

Thank you xxx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Latte for me pls"

Good evening Pull..One Latte coming right up..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nesquick pink milk for be with a blob of ice cream please . Work at stupid o'clock tomorrow

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash, rum and please, music let’s start with some Chic"

Good evening NotTommy..One rum and cola coming right up..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOx81aG-EN4&list=PL9iNjvH1MsR7Hz9-qgbchMl4JM9EejWhk

Chic - Everybody Dance

Great way to start the Jukebox!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m normally ignored in the forums so if I order a drink I’ll probably die of thirst waiting at the bar for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m normally ignored in the forums so if I order a drink I’ll probably die of thirst waiting at the bar for it "

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m normally ignored in the forums so if I order a drink I’ll probably die of thirst waiting at the bar for it "

Who said that

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Large mug of tea please - milk no sugar - thanks "

Good evening Doc..One large mug of tea coming right up!..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m normally ignored in the forums so if I order a drink I’ll probably die of thirst waiting at the bar for it "

Who said that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dry roasted nuts please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m normally ignored in the forums so if I order a drink I’ll probably die of thirst waiting at the bar for it

Who said that? "

Copycat

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Lemsip with a bit of sugar please

Good evening Nora..you are first in the bar tonight!...

One lemsip with a bit of honey coming right up...

It sounds like you have a bit of a cold?

A bit of a cold!! A bit!! . This is bordering on man flu I’ll have you know. "

Could i make a hot whisky for you for your bird flu sorry i mean man flu?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lemsip with a bit of sugar please

Good evening Nora..you are first in the bar tonight!...

One lemsip with a bit of honey coming right up...

It sounds like you have a bit of a cold?

A bit of a cold!! A bit!! . This is bordering on man flu I’ll have you know.

Could i make a hot whisky for you for your bird flu sorry i mean man flu?!"

No thanks. Whisky makes me heave. Does gin work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh hello you lovely people , may I have a baileys with ice please ? Xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hullo Ash, hullo bar folk, I’m fresh out of the tub and I’d like a vat of mulled wine to keep me warm please. Oh, don’t forget a mug for yourself.

Can we have an indie disco?"

Good evening MrsMac!...One vat of mulled wine coming right up and I'll have a mug also thank you...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGdGFtwCNBE&list=PL4GdB0iatBBILCgGMCJVtYX03UJx1HVjB

The Killers - Mr Brightside

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Yes please...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Latte for me pls

Good evening Pull..One Latte coming right up.. "

thanku

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Baileys and ice please

Tall gent too "

Good evening Mistleflo..

One Baileys and ice coming right up..

I'm sure there will be some tall gents in the bar this evening!

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

I can’t drink fizzy drinks nor wines too acidic and burns my throat

So baileys coffee please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay it's that time again!! Evening all!!

Usual large g&t with ice and lime for me please Ash! x

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By *mp411Man
over a year ago

chester


"I’m normally ignored in the forums so if I order a drink I’ll probably die of thirst waiting at the bar for it "

I’ll get you one

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Wine. Large. Red.

Please and thank you.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Evening Ash Nice cold Pinot please, whilst I cook dinner, be back for a dance later...'save the last dance for me'...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Nesquick pink milk for be with a blob of ice cream please . Work at stupid o'clock tomorrow "

Good evening Taff..One pint of pink Nesquick milk coming right up with a blob of ice cream!

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Whisky, two fingers of water and two ice cubes, please!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I’m normally ignored in the forums so if I order a drink I’ll probably die of thirst waiting at the bar for it "

Good evening norfolkcouple..

No one is every ignored at my bar...

One Baileys with ice coming right up x

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By *mp411Man
over a year ago

chester

Evening chief pint of Guinness whiskey chaser and what Norfolk couple want on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Ash, evening all! If you're taking requests could we have, don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough-Michael Jackson...let's boogie!!

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

2 kamikazies please and could we request the cha cha slide as a 10pm dance floor filler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m normally ignored in the forums so if I order a drink I’ll probably die of thirst waiting at the bar for it

I’ll get you one "

Thank you young man appreciated , you see standing here waiting to be served & still I’m waiting for Baileys & ice

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Dry roasted nuts please "

Good evening..One packet of dry roasted nuts coming right up!...

Can i get you a drink as you might get thirsty eating so many nuts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m normally ignored in the forums so if I order a drink I’ll probably die of thirst waiting at the bar for it

Good evening norfolkcouple..

No one is every ignored at my bar...

One Baileys with ice coming right up x"

Oh thank you I take back what I said xx

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By *mp411Man
over a year ago

chester

Same service is shocking tonight

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Lemsip with a bit of sugar please

Good evening Nora..you are first in the bar tonight!...

One lemsip with a bit of honey coming right up...

It sounds like you have a bit of a cold?

A bit of a cold!! A bit!! . This is bordering on man flu I’ll have you know.

Could i make a hot whisky for you for your bird flu sorry i mean man flu?!

No thanks. Whisky makes me heave. Does gin work?"

Lets give it a try!..One hot Gin coming up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Same service is shocking tonight "

Returning the favour

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Yes please... "

Good evening Spider!..you made it for our date!..One special old fashioned cocktail coming right up just for you...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I can’t drink fizzy drinks nor wines too acidic and burns my throat

So baileys coffee please"

Good evening Stella...

One Baileys coffee coming right up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Ash could I have a woo woo please, and yazoo the only way is up on the jukebox x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Yay it's that time again!! Evening all!!

Usual large g&t with ice and lime for me please Ash! x"

Good evening princess Tiana!..One large Gin and Tonic with ice and lime coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell Ash, it's heaving in here! Need a hand?

Q x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

I had a request for the jukebox..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdC2jPPxAwk

Jocelyn Brown - Somebody else's guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hullo Ash, hullo bar folk, I’m fresh out of the tub and I’d like a vat of mulled wine to keep me warm please. Oh, don’t forget a mug for yourself.

Can we have an indie disco?"

Mulled wine MrsMac? Wanna sample some of me?...... um, i mean mine!

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"I had a request for the jukebox..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdC2jPPxAwk

Jocelyn Brown - Somebody else's guy."

Ooh. Dancefloor!

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"Hullo Ash, hullo bar folk, I’m fresh out of the tub and I’d like a vat of mulled wine to keep me warm please. Oh, don’t forget a mug for yourself.

Can we have an indie disco?

Mulled wine MrsMac? Wanna sample some of me?...... um, i mean mine! "

You were my inspiration

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Good evening Ash just a small gin for me tonight please. What will you have?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Wine. Large. Red.

Please and thank you."

Good evening Meli..One large glass of red wine coming right up...

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Cuba Libre please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hullo Ash, hullo bar folk, I’m fresh out of the tub and I’d like a vat of mulled wine to keep me warm please. Oh, don’t forget a mug for yourself.

Can we have an indie disco?

Mulled wine MrsMac? Wanna sample some of me?...... um, i mean mine!

You were my inspiration "

I've always wanted to be a Muse

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good evening Ash just a small gin for me tonight please. What will you have? "

Evening Babs

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash Nice cold Pinot please, whilst I cook dinner, be back for a dance later...'save the last dance for me'... "

Good evening lovely Samiss..One glass of cold Pinot white coming right up...Hope you enjoy strictly and we can have a smooch later on x

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Ash Nice cold Pinot please, whilst I cook dinner, be back for a dance later...'save the last dance for me'...

Good evening lovely Samiss..One glass of cold Pinot white coming right up...Hope you enjoy strictly and we can have a smooch later on x"

Aah thanks Ash, looking forward to Strictly. Hope you're not too tired for our smooch, you're very busy tonight

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Whisky, two fingers of water and two ice cubes, please!"

Good evening Elcee..

One whisky with 2 fingers of water and 2 ice cubes coming right up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Ash Nice cold Pinot please, whilst I cook dinner, be back for a dance later...'save the last dance for me'...

Good evening lovely Samiss..One glass of cold Pinot white coming right up...Hope you enjoy strictly and we can have a smooch later on x

Aah thanks Ash, looking forward to Strictly. Hope you're not too tired for our smooch, you're very busy tonight "

Fear not beaut, I'll man the lifeboats so he can meet you for your smooch

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening chief pint of Guinness whiskey chaser and what Norfolk couple want on me "

Good evening Emp..

One pint of Guinness with a whisky chaser coming right up...

Have already served Norfolkcouple!

Sorry for the delay this evening!..Its busy tonight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yay it's that time again!! Evening all!!

Usual large g&t with ice and lime for me please Ash! x

Good evening princess Tiana!..One large Gin and Tonic with ice and lime coming right up "

Thanks Ash!!! Looks like you're going to be busy tonight!!! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Ash, I’ll have a sparkling water just now please

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash, evening all! If you're taking requests could we have, don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough-Michael Jackson...let's boogie!! "

Good evening Badsanta!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yURRmWtbTbo

I love this song..Can i join you on the dance floor?!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"2 kamikazies please and could we request the cha cha slide as a 10pm dance floor filler "

Good evening HimandHer!

The cha cha slide has been programmed onto the juke box to come on at 10 pm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Ash, evening all! If you're taking requests could we have, don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough-Michael Jackson...let's boogie!!

Good evening Badsanta!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yURRmWtbTbo

I love this song..Can i join you on the dance floor?!"

Of course, bring your handbag..we'll dance around that

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Good evening,

Can I ‘prop’ the bar up please. I’m feeling lonely tonight.

Can I have a Cointreau and Baileys in a very wide glass with crushed ice in shaken not stirred please.

Can I have Boogie Wonderland on t’juke box please?

Thank you

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash could I have a woo woo please, and yazoo the only way is up on the jukebox x "

Good evening Angie...one woo woo coming right up..x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjD3EVC1-zU

Yazz - The only way is up

Have you got your dancing shoes on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was looking for a kiss,fuck,blah blah thread but stumbled into here, Guinness ta

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Bloody hell Ash, it's heaving in here! Need a hand?

Q x"

Good evening quean!..would appreciate some help behind the bar thank you

I have served everyone up to Angie so far!

If you'd like to do the drinks for a while i can man the jukebox! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody hell Ash, it's heaving in here! Need a hand?

Q x

Good evening quean!..would appreciate some help behind the bar thank you

I have served everyone up to Angie so far!

If you'd like to do the drinks for a while i can man the jukebox! x"

Gotcha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Ash could I have a woo woo please, and yazoo the only way is up on the jukebox x

Good evening Angie...one woo woo coming right up..x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjD3EVC1-zU

Yazz - The only way is up

Have you got your dancing shoes on?"

Yes I have. Love a boogie x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Ash just a small gin for me tonight please. What will you have? "

Gin coming up Babs, would you like that with ice and lemon?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash just a small gin for me tonight please. What will you have? "

Good evening lovely Babs..

One small gin and tonic coming right up..

I'll have a small brandy thank you.

would you like me to play some Rick Astley for you on the jukebox? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cuba Libre please"

Cuba Libre.... ice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rum and cola with ice doesn't quite sound the same, I'm gonna have a Guinness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Ash, I’ll have a sparkling water just now please "

Sparkling water coming right up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening,

Can I ‘prop’ the bar up please. I’m feeling lonely tonight.

Can I have a Cointreau and Baileys in a very wide glass with crushed ice in shaken not stirred please.

Can I have Boogie Wonderland on t’juke box please?

Thank you "

Come sit with me sugar, I'll keep you entertained.... drink coming right up x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint off piss please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was looking for a kiss,fuck,blah blah thread but stumbled into here, Guinness ta "

Shamrock on top?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rum and cola with ice doesn't quite sound the same, I'm gonna have a Guinness "

Pint or half?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nesquick pink milk for be with a blob of ice cream please . Work at stupid o'clock tomorrow

Good evening Taff..One pint of pink Nesquick milk coming right up with a blob of ice cream!"

Diolch thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pint off piss please "

Soz.... we don't serve that till after midnight

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Pint off piss please "

Think you’re in the wrong bar ‘mate’!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pint off piss please

Think you’re in the wrong bar ‘mate’! "

There's all kinds of madness here after midnight lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pint off piss please

Think you’re in the wrong bar ‘mate’! "

I dunno so much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nesquick pink milk for be with a blob of ice cream please . Work at stupid o'clock tomorrow

Good evening Taff..One pint of pink Nesquick milk coming right up with a blob of ice cream! Diolch thank you "

Dim problem.... let me know if you need a refill

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Pint off piss please

Think you’re in the wrong bar ‘mate’!

There's all kinds of madness here after midnight lol x"

Really ooooh now I’m scared lol

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Good evening Ash just a small gin for me tonight please. What will you have?

Good evening lovely Babs..

One small gin and tonic coming right up..

I'll have a small brandy thank you.

would you like me to play some Rick Astley for you on the jukebox? x"

Oh that would be lovely

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening,

Can I ‘prop’ the bar up please. I’m feeling lonely tonight.

Can I have a Cointreau and Baileys in a very wide glass with crushed ice in shaken not stirred please.

Can I have Boogie Wonderland on t’juke box please?

Thank you "

Good evening Bhubaysi...

The lovely Quean should have your drink shortly...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=god7hAPv8f0

Earth wind and fire - Boogie wonderland

You wont feel lonely with all of us in the bar tonight..

Can i have the next dance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pint off piss please

Think you’re in the wrong bar ‘mate’!

I dunno so much "

What happens in the bar stays in the bar

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over a year ago


"Pint off piss please

Think you’re in the wrong bar ‘mate’!

There's all kinds of madness here after midnight lol x

Really ooooh now I’m scared lol "

Fear not! You can stand behind the bar with me don't tell Ash but I've got a secret stash of tequila I'll share with you

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash could I have a woo woo please, and yazoo the only way is up on the jukebox x

Good evening Angie...one woo woo coming right up..x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjD3EVC1-zU

Yazz - The only way is up

Have you got your dancing shoes on?

Yes I have. Love a boogie x "

Thanks for the boogie Angie x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash, evening all! If you're taking requests could we have, don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough-Michael Jackson...let's boogie!!

Good evening Badsanta!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yURRmWtbTbo

I love this song..Can i join you on the dance floor?!

Of course, bring your handbag..we'll dance around that "

I left my handbag at home..can i borrow yours Quean?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Ash, evening all! If you're taking requests could we have, don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough-Michael Jackson...let's boogie!!

Good evening Badsanta!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yURRmWtbTbo

I love this song..Can i join you on the dance floor?!

Of course, bring your handbag..we'll dance around that

I left my handbag at home..can i borrow yours Quean?!"

Totes..... if it starts vibrating just ignore it

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash just a small gin for me tonight please. What will you have?

Good evening lovely Babs..

One small gin and tonic coming right up..

I'll have a small brandy thank you.

would you like me to play some Rick Astley for you on the jukebox? x

Oh that would be lovely "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Rick Astley - Never Gonna give you up.

I'm ready for another dance babs when you are!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Lemsip with a bit of sugar please "

Oh no! Not the dreaded flu bug! Hugs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like the rush is over.... phew!

Just gonna go and collect some glasses

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Baileys and ice please

Tall gent too "

I’ll have the same please Ash!

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Can I have a mulled wine top up Quean?

Ash, in the spirit of Alimarks night out without me

Can we skank? Madness -One Step Beyond

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pint off piss please

Think you’re in the wrong bar ‘mate’! "

he's in the coffee bar coffee is diuretic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Baileys and ice please

Tall gent too

I’ll have the same please Ash! "

Ash is boogying on the dance floor.... but I'm happy to take your order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a mulled wine top up Quean?

Ash, in the spirit of Alimarks night out without me

Can we skank? Madness -One Step Beyond"

You my lovely, can have whatever you want

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Cuba Libre please"

Not had one of those for years

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Looks like the rush is over.... phew!

Just gonna go and collect some glasses "

Thanks Q...Wouldn't have been able to manage last couple of hours on my own!..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looks like the rush is over.... phew!

Just gonna go and collect some glasses

Thanks Q...Wouldn't have been able to manage last couple of hours on my own!.."

I'm a total asset Ash, let's discuss a pay rise

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Pint off piss please "

There’s always one to lower the tone

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Baileys and ice please

Tall gent too

I’ll have the same please Ash!

Ash is boogying on the dance floor.... but I'm happy to take your order "

Thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening ash can I get a cocktail please xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Baileys and ice please

Tall gent too

I’ll have the same please Ash! "

Good evening Diamond...

The Baileys and Ice is very popular tonight!

Can i play a song for you on the jukebox?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pint off piss please

There’s always one to lower the tone "

It wouldn't be a Saturday night in the pub if there wasn't lol

Let me get you a Cuba Libre.... on the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening ash can I get a cocktail please xx"

What's your tipple?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Can I have a mulled wine top up Quean?

Ash, in the spirit of Alimarks night out without me

Can we skank? Madness -One Step Beyond"

we sure can MrsMac!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOJSM46nWwo

Madness - One step beyond.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening ash can I get a cocktail please xx"

Good evening Kat...while Q gets your cocktail can i play a song for you on the jukebox? xx

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"Can I have a mulled wine top up Quean?

Ash, in the spirit of Alimarks night out without me

Can we skank? Madness -One Step Beyond

You my lovely, can have whatever you want "

I have that in writing now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ash, can you change the barrel?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a mulled wine top up Quean?

Ash, in the spirit of Alimarks night out without me

Can we skank? Madness -One Step Beyond

You my lovely, can have whatever you want

I have that in writing now "

I'm a woman of my word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening ash can I get a cocktail please xx

What's your tipple? "

Well I like surprises please xc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening ash can I get a cocktail please xx

Good evening Kat...while Q gets your cocktail can i play a song for you on the jukebox? xx"

You chose xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening ash can I get a cocktail please xx

What's your tipple?

Well I like surprises please xc"

In that case ..... BOO!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Ash, can you change the barrel?! "

I'll go down to the basement to change the barrels..will be back in a minute!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening ash can I get a cocktail please xx

What's your tipple?

Well I like surprises please xc"

I'll make you a Quean Special

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a mulled wine top up Quean?

Ash, in the spirit of Alimarks night out without me

Can we skank? Madness -One Step Beyond

You my lovely, can have whatever you want

I have that in writing now

I'm a woman of my word "

'Tis true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a mulled wine top up Quean?

Ash, in the spirit of Alimarks night out without me

Can we skank? Madness -One Step Beyond

You my lovely, can have whatever you want

I have that in writing now

I'm a woman of my word

'Tis true "

Hey Santa baby..... need a drink after all that dancing? X

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening ash can I get a cocktail please xx

Good evening Kat...while Q gets your cocktail can i play a song for you on the jukebox? xx

You chose xx"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X-Mrc2l1d0&list=PLYagrqIg-kgTNL4-c4N6-zeURIPqVkrdK

Michael Jackson - Rock with you

Are you ready for a boogie Kat? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening ash can I get a cocktail please xx

What's your tipple?

Well I like surprises please xc

In that case ..... BOO! "

Hi there you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening ash can I get a cocktail please xx

What's your tipple?

Well I like surprises please xc

I'll make you a Quean Special "

Ohhhhhh what's in that xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening ash can I get a cocktail please xx

Good evening Kat...while Q gets your cocktail can i play a song for you on the jukebox? xx

You chose xx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X-Mrc2l1d0&list=PLYagrqIg-kgTNL4-c4N6-zeURIPqVkrdK

Michael Jackson - Rock with you

Are you ready for a boogie Kat? xx"

More ready for a snuggle I'm sleepy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening ash can I get a cocktail please xx

What's your tipple?

Well I like surprises please xc

I'll make you a Quean Special

Ohhhhhh what's in that xx"

Hey there your sexy self xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening ash can I get a cocktail please xx

What's your tipple?

Well I like surprises please xc

I'll make you a Quean Special

Ohhhhhh what's in that xx

Hey there your sexy self xxx"

Your to kind xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bar man, a large glass of Prosecco if you please. Keep the change.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening ash can I get a cocktail please xx

What's your tipple?

Well I like surprises please xc

I'll make you a Quean Special

Ohhhhhh what's in that xx"

Champagne, Gin, sliced peach and a sprinkling of sass

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By *owhard007Man
over a year ago

leeds

Evening ash

Just a cola please as I'm still at work

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Baileys and ice please

Tall gent too

I’ll have the same please Ash!

Good evening Diamond...

The Baileys and Ice is very popular tonight!

Can i play a song for you on the jukebox? "

Fancy a boogie with me? You chose ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening ash can I get a cocktail please xx

What's your tipple?

Well I like surprises please xc

I'll make you a Quean Special

Ohhhhhh what's in that xx

Champagne, Gin, sliced peach and a sprinkling of sass "

I don't like gin but that sounds nice xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bar man, a large glass of Prosecco if you please. Keep the change. "

Prosecco coming right up! Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening ash can I get a cocktail please xx

What's your tipple?

Well I like surprises please xc

I'll make you a Quean Special

Ohhhhhh what's in that xx

Champagne, Gin, sliced peach and a sprinkling of sass

I don't like gin but that sounds nice xx"

Try it.... you might just like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of lager please

Gin n tonic

An a packet of Nobby's Nuts

Can't be drinking on an empty stomach

Cheers..

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening ash can I get a cocktail please xx

Good evening Kat...while Q gets your cocktail can i play a song for you on the jukebox? xx

You chose xx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X-Mrc2l1d0&list=PLYagrqIg-kgTNL4-c4N6-zeURIPqVkrdK

Michael Jackson - Rock with you

Are you ready for a boogie Kat? xx

More ready for a snuggle I'm sleepy x"

I'm always ready to have a snuggle with you x

Hope you enjoyed Q's cocktail x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening ash can I get a cocktail please xx

What's your tipple?

Well I like surprises please xc

I'll make you a Quean Special

Ohhhhhh what's in that xx

Hey there your sexy self xxx

Your to kind xx"

You’re too far away

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Bar man, a large glass of Prosecco if you please. Keep the change. "

Good evening Dana..

Quean will be with you at the bar shortly..Can i play a song for you on the jukebox while you wait?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glass of mothers ruin please with ice and lemon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And a bag of salty nuts

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Baileys and ice please

Tall gent too

I’ll have the same please Ash!

Good evening Diamond...

The Baileys and Ice is very popular tonight!

Can i play a song for you on the jukebox?

Fancy a boogie with me? You chose .."

Would love to have a boogie with you Diamond..This is one of my favourite disco tracks...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5o6L31vScI

Average white band - lets go round again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening ash can I get a cocktail please xx

What's your tipple?

Well I like surprises please xc

I'll make you a Quean Special

Ohhhhhh what's in that xx

Champagne, Gin, sliced peach and a sprinkling of sass

I don't like gin but that sounds nice xx

Try it.... you might just like it "

If it's served by you I'm sure it will be delicious xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pint of lager please

Gin n tonic

An a packet of Nobby's Nuts

Can't be drinking on an empty stomach

Cheers.."

Here ya go.... want me to order chicken in a basket for you? Kitchen is open till 8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a mulled wine top up Quean?

Ash, in the spirit of Alimarks night out without me

Can we skank? Madness -One Step Beyond

You my lovely, can have whatever you want

I have that in writing now

I'm a woman of my word

'Tis true

Hey Santa baby..... need a drink after all that dancing? X"

I think I need to! What's on offer? I fancy something fruity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And a bag of salty nuts "

I'll keep your glass topped up... salty nuts can give you such a dry mouth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening ash can I get a cocktail please xx

Good evening Kat...while Q gets your cocktail can i play a song for you on the jukebox? xx

You chose xx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X-Mrc2l1d0&list=PLYagrqIg-kgTNL4-c4N6-zeURIPqVkrdK

Michael Jackson - Rock with you

Are you ready for a boogie Kat? xx

More ready for a snuggle I'm sleepy x

I'm always ready to have a snuggle with you x

Hope you enjoyed Q's cocktail x"

Thanks ash xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening ash can I get a cocktail please xx

What's your tipple?

Well I like surprises please xc

I'll make you a Quean Special

Ohhhhhh what's in that xx

Champagne, Gin, sliced peach and a sprinkling of sass "

Oooh yes please!! Sounds lush!!! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening ash can I get a cocktail please xx

What's your tipple?

Well I like surprises please xc

I'll make you a Quean Special

Ohhhhhh what's in that xx

Champagne, Gin, sliced peach and a sprinkling of sass

I don't like gin but that sounds nice xx

Try it.... you might just like it

If it's served by you I'm sure it will be delicious xx"

I pride myself on my attentive manner to my customers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a mulled wine top up Quean?

Ash, in the spirit of Alimarks night out without me

Can we skank? Madness -One Step Beyond

You my lovely, can have whatever you want

I have that in writing now

I'm a woman of my word

'Tis true

Hey Santa baby..... need a drink after all that dancing? X

I think I need to! What's on offer? I fancy something fruity "

Mmmm, fruity and fun?!

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

I've had to turn down a meet coz I'm skint

Large whiskey neat please Ash and keep the bottle handy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening ash can I get a cocktail please xx

What's your tipple?

Well I like surprises please xc

I'll make you a Quean Special

Ohhhhhh what's in that xx

Champagne, Gin, sliced peach and a sprinkling of sass

Oooh yes please!! Sounds lush!!! x"

Lush drink for a lush lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had to turn down a meet coz I'm skint

Large whiskey neat please Ash and keep the bottle handy "

Aww, wanna set up a tab and settle it with Ash next week?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

I think we might need to start another thread soon Quean!..you have earned your pay rise and a bonus for your efforts tonight.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"I've had to turn down a meet coz I'm skint

Large whiskey neat please Ash and keep the bottle handy

Aww, wanna set up a tab and settle it with Ash next week? "

please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think we might need to start another thread soon Quean!..you have earned your pay rise and a bonus for your efforts tonight. "

Told you I was awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had to turn down a meet coz I'm skint

Large whiskey neat please Ash and keep the bottle handy

Aww, wanna set up a tab and settle it with Ash next week?

please "

Whisky coming up.... don't feel glum, plenty of peeps in here to cheer you up my friend

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"I've had to turn down a meet coz I'm skint

Large whiskey neat please Ash and keep the bottle handy

Aww, wanna set up a tab and settle it with Ash next week?

please

Whisky coming up.... don't feel glum, plenty of peeps in here to cheer you up my friend "

Thank you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening ash can I get a cocktail please xx

What's your tipple?

Well I like surprises please xc

I'll make you a Quean Special

Ohhhhhh what's in that xx

Champagne, Gin, sliced peach and a sprinkling of sass

Oooh yes please!! Sounds lush!!! x

Lush drink for a lush lady "

Ahh fanks

You're doing a great job!! Will be back for a top up soon!!! x

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Baileys and ice please

Tall gent too

I’ll have the same please Ash!

Good evening Diamond...

The Baileys and Ice is very popular tonight!

Can i play a song for you on the jukebox?

Fancy a boogie with me? You chose ..

Would love to have a boogie with you Diamond..This is one of my favourite disco tracks...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5o6L31vScI

Average white band - lets go round again

"

Great choice

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Evening Ash

Could I have Sex on the beach please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disaronno on the rocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Ash

Could I have Sex on the beach please x"

I think you'll have to buy a drink first

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash

Could I have Sex on the beach please x"

Good evening Spider.

Quean should be along with your cocktail shortly but in the mean time will play something for you on the jukebox x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a Sidecar cocktail, please?

And Ella Fitzgerald & Delta Rhythm Boys - It's Only A Paper Moon on the jukebox, please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening ash can I get a cocktail please xx

What's your tipple?

Well I like surprises please xc

I'll make you a Quean Special

Ohhhhhh what's in that xx

Champagne, Gin, sliced peach and a sprinkling of sass

Oooh yes please!! Sounds lush!!! x

Lush drink for a lush lady

Ahh fanks

You're doing a great job!! Will be back for a top up soon!!! x"

Enjoy! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Ash

Could I have Sex on the beach please x"

Indeed, don't you find the sand gets stuck in your bits tho?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Baileys and ice please

Tall gent too

I’ll have the same please Ash!

Good evening Diamond...

The Baileys and Ice is very popular tonight!

Can i play a song for you on the jukebox?

Fancy a boogie with me? You chose ..

Would love to have a boogie with you Diamond..This is one of my favourite disco tracks...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5o6L31vScI

Average white band - lets go round again

Great choice "

I'm glad you liked it and I enjoyed the boogie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Disaronno on the rocks "

Coming right up sir!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Ash

Could I have Sex on the beach please x

I think you'll have to buy a drink first "

Lol, need a top up Santa?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening ash can I get a cocktail please xx

What's your tipple?

Well I like surprises please xc

I'll make you a Quean Special

Ohhhhhh what's in that xx

Champagne, Gin, sliced peach and a sprinkling of sass

I don't like gin but that sounds nice xx

Try it.... you might just like it

If it's served by you I'm sure it will be delicious xx

I pride myself on my attentive manner to my customers "

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"Can I have a Sidecar cocktail, please?

And Ella Fitzgerald & Delta Rhythm Boys - It's Only A Paper Moon on the jukebox, please?"

Ah, good choice.... here you go lovely lady, enjoy

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