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By *riskygaz OP   Man
over a year ago

birmingham

To get a shag on here lol, had some good times when first on the site but it feels like a life time ago since I got lucky, hints and tips welcome

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

If i get a message look at the profile first before deciding wether to answer, so there's a tip.

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By *utsidenakedMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

You need a massive cock, be under forty, free to meet anytime, have a totally bald body as mist ladies dont like real men oh and it helps if ya black, so get ready for your make over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy a watermelon.

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By *utsidenakedMan
over a year ago

Dorchester


"If i get a message look at the profile first before deciding wether to answer, so there's a tip. "

Ok under forty five then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buy a watermelon. "

From Morrisons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could it be the 70’s look bedroom overhead furniture or the measuring stick on the shelf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You mailed me 2 years ago. I suggested you expand the one sentence on your profile. I see you didn't take that advice back then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buy a watermelon. "

Where do I put it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, you need to say more and that picture's still not straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You need a massive cock, be under forty, free to meet anytime, have a totally bald body as mist ladies dont like real men oh and it helps if ya black, so get ready for your make over"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To get a shag on here lol, had some good times when first on the site but it feels like a life time ago since I got lucky, hints and tips welcome "
a few pics on your knees in the begging position, a puppy and cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buy a watermelon.

Where do I put it?"

I was waiting for someone to ask that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of these replies lol

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess it depends who you want to shag!

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Turns out you do need to say more!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I guess it depends who you want to shag! "
Well true...... Do you think he's after page one most fabbed women?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buy a watermelon.

Where do I put it?"

On your penis.

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"To get a shag on here lol, had some good times when first on the site but it feels like a life time ago since I got lucky, hints and tips welcome "
About 20 more cock pics from different angles will do the trick.

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By *entish79Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"If i get a message look at the profile first before deciding wether to answer, so there's a tip. "

Need you say more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get used to being wrong whatever you do, especially if you're following advice from threads like this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a cheat book like i did

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

I was reliably informed a gaping arsehole closeup photo was all I needed to guarantee a shag on here..

I tell ya, don't believe any of the advice anyone gives, especially the watermelon..

Although that's may help to achieve the perfect gaping arse shot..

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds


"To get a shag on here lol, had some good times when first on the site but it feels like a life time ago since I got lucky, hints and tips welcome "

Tip.

Read the previous advice threads in the archives. They're full of hints.

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By *riskygaz OP   Man
over a year ago

birmingham

More info on my page is top tip so far, well I used to have quite a bit more, but then thought is anyone actually bothering to read this, or just having a quick look at my pictures to decide if they might fancy me or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I guess it depends who you want to shag! Well true...... Do you think he's after page one most fabbed women? "

They don't meet!! They are far too busy already!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, you need to say more and that picture's still not straight "

Well done that man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"More info on my page is top tip so far, well I used to have quite a bit more, but then thought is anyone actually bothering to read this, or just having a quick look at my pictures to decide if they might fancy me or not "

You used to have more info on your profile in the past ? As I said earlier, your brief profile hasn't changed since 2 years when you last mailed me.

Read some profiles, get some ideas on how to phrase what you offer and seek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You need a massive cock, be under forty, free to meet anytime, have a totally bald body as mist ladies dont like real men oh and it helps if ya black, so get ready for your make over"

I don’t like big cocks

I prefer men over the age of 40

I’m only free at certain times so meh

I like hairy men

I’m yet to fuck a black man

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Turns out you do need to say more! "

Bingo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get a cheat book like i did "

I told you not to tell anybody about that book!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually he does have a nice dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Platinum membership

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You mailed me 2 years ago. I suggested you expand the one sentence on your profile. I see you didn't take that advice back then."

Wow, you have a great memory and the advice hasn't dated...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get a cheat book like i did

I told you not to tell anybody about that book! "
its ok shes well protected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To get a shag on here lol, had some good times when first on the site but it feels like a life time ago since I got lucky, hints and tips welcome "

Fuck it. Buy a sudoku book, that's what I done. I even completed a rubix cube. Just saying .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You need a massive cock, be under forty, free to meet anytime, have a totally bald body as mist ladies dont like real men oh and it helps if ya black, so get ready for your make over"

Nah, that's bollocks lol, I fail on practically all of those requirements and I'm not complaining.

I couldn't possibly give a straight answer to the OP though, as he hasn't asked for profile advice.

B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I guess it depends who you want to shag! Well true...... Do you think he's after page one most fabbed women?

They don't meet!! They are far too busy already!! "
taking pics and begging for fabs..... I get you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You mailed me 2 years ago. I suggested you expand the one sentence on your profile. I see you didn't take that advice back then.

Wow, you have a great memory and the advice hasn't dated... "

Site supporter tells me it was 2 years ago, and I made a private note on his profile

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By *rimtonMan
over a year ago

Bromley

offer free cake ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"offer free cake ?"

Guaranteed results.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's the guy with the measurements drawn on his cock... He can advise you how to get more women... Think it's the cock picture ... Certainly memorable picture and to his credit his profile cracks me up.

But think that's the key... Be memorable... And funny

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By *ark-Nat 2016Couple
over a year ago

cheshire

Paint the area around the headboard would be good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You mailed me 2 years ago. I suggested you expand the one sentence on your profile. I see you didn't take that advice back then."

You can lead a horse to water....

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"You need a massive cock, be under forty, free to meet anytime, have a totally bald body as mist ladies dont like real men oh and it helps if ya black, so get ready for your make over"

Noooo wrong wrong wrong...

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Get rid of the old pics, take new ones, put at least a small biopic on your profile ad some people do read them, and get rid of the “mmm” it’s creepy

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By *ature studentsCouple
over a year ago

Near Bournemouth Dorset.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

One line profile and you ask need you say more with a token Obviously you do!

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By *riskygaz OP   Man
over a year ago

birmingham


"Paint the area around the headboard would be good "
I have been meaning to buy I head board for so long and just never get round to going for it lol

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London


"You need a massive cock, be under forty, free to meet anytime, have a totally bald body as mist ladies dont like real men oh and it helps if ya black, so get ready for your make over"

You forgot the main one: do not be bitter or compare yourself with other men.

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By *riskygaz OP   Man
over a year ago

birmingham


"You mailed me 2 years ago. I suggested you expand the one sentence on your profile. I see you didn't take that advice back then.

Wow, you have a great memory and the advice hasn't dated...

Site supporter tells me it was 2 years ago, and I made a private note on his profile "
ok I have taken the advice and added a bit more on my profile, I don't think you should have to much because I really think a lot of people are not going to read a msive profile.

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Buy a watermelon. "

Far too many seeds, wouldn't a warm apple pie be better?

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Buy a watermelon.

Far too many seeds, wouldn't a warm apple pie be better? "

Thought you didn’t like apples?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to be rich, masculine or coloured.

It's what most girls up north want from what I've seen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got to be rich, masculine or coloured.

It's what most girls up north want from what I've seen.

"

Wrong on all 3 points.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You mailed me 2 years ago. I suggested you expand the one sentence on your profile. I see you didn't take that advice back then.

Wow, you have a great memory and the advice hasn't dated...

Site supporter tells me it was 2 years ago, and I made a private note on his profile ok I have taken the advice and added a bit more on my profile, I don't think you should have to much because I really think a lot of people are not going to read a msive profile."

Much better

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Got to be rich, masculine or coloured.

It's what most girls up north want from what I've seen.

"

Coloured?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You mailed me 2 years ago. I suggested you expand the one sentence on your profile. I see you didn't take that advice back then.

Wow, you have a great memory and the advice hasn't dated...

Site supporter tells me it was 2 years ago, and I made a private note on his profile "

Haha great thinking, I wish I was that intuitive...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got to be rich, masculine or coloured.

It's what most girls up north want from what I've seen.

Coloured? "

Rich ? not relevant for a swinging meet for me.

Masculine ? Hmmm, as I personally seek men only, yes I seek masculine. Not sure what point you were making to be honest.

Coloured ? I don't see many profiles stating that preference ?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Got to be rich, masculine or coloured.

It's what most girls up north want from what I've seen.

Coloured?

Rich ? not relevant for a swinging meet for me.

Masculine ? Hmmm, as I personally seek men only, yes I seek masculine. Not sure what point you were making to be honest.

Coloured ? I don't see many profiles stating that preference ?"

I was more thinking, are we in the pre Civil Rights era?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got to be rich, masculine or coloured.

It's what most girls up north want from what I've seen.

Coloured?

Rich ? not relevant for a swinging meet for me.

Masculine ? Hmmm, as I personally seek men only, yes I seek masculine. Not sure what point you were making to be honest.

Coloured ? I don't see many profiles stating that preference ?

I was more thinking, are we in the pre Civil Rights era? "

I realised that. I was kind of expanding on all his comments

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Got to be rich, masculine or coloured.

It's what most girls up north want from what I've seen.

"

Rubbish!

If anything you could argue the Fab ‘Holy Trinity’ is;

Under 45;

Over 6ft;

Can accommodate.

But I score poorly on all three counts.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To get a shag on here lol, had some good times when first on the site but it feels like a life time ago since I got lucky, hints and tips welcome "

up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be unique? Stand out. Have a beard? (Actually not many beard fans, scratch that)

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

Maybe admit defeat and just pay someone to service you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe admit defeat and just pay someone to service you?"

Bad girl !! You are not too old to be spanked lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To get a shag on here lol, had some good times when first on the site but it feels like a life time ago since I got lucky, hints and tips welcome

up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A"

I'm disappointed that no one understands the comedy genius of this statement. #toughcrowd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To get a shag on here lol, had some good times when first on the site but it feels like a life time ago since I got lucky, hints and tips welcome

up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A

I'm disappointed that no one understands the comedy genius of this statement. #toughcrowd"

That's cheating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To get a shag on here lol, had some good times when first on the site but it feels like a life time ago since I got lucky, hints and tips welcome

up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A

I'm disappointed that no one understands the comedy genius of this statement. #toughcrowd

That's cheating "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To get a shag on here lol, had some good times when first on the site but it feels like a life time ago since I got lucky, hints and tips welcome

up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A

I'm disappointed that no one understands the comedy genius of this statement. #toughcrowd

That's cheating

Thank you "

It deserved a response

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Assume that every day more men will be on fab doing things better than you and your decision to remain static or up your game is totally yours.

Men who are here for longer should have more insight and knowledge about what's good than random new users, so can do much better if they constantly up their game.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You need a massive cock, be under forty, free to meet anytime, have a totally bald body as mist ladies dont like real men oh and it helps if ya black, so get ready for your make over"

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

o/p be patient and have a nice natter in the forums/cam rooms. Good luck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy some pheremone spray then post a picture of it next to your cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get a cheat book like i did

I told you not to tell anybody about that book! its ok shes well protected"

Look after her well and she shall look after you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Upload a pic of your cock next to a Sky remote

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"I don't think you should have to much because I really think a lot of people are not going to read a msive profile."

Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaaha

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire


"Maybe admit defeat and just pay someone to service you?

Bad girl !! You are not too old to be spanked lady "

I probably am by now.

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