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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

What is is about my profile that would encourage anyone to think I’d enjoy face farting?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Oh I've had that one too

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"What is is about my profile that would encourage anyone to think I’d enjoy face farting? "

I think it's the bit about making you laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my botty trumping

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By *HX6969Man
over a year ago

St Albans

A new line in the profile then?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"What is is about my profile that would encourage anyone to think I’d enjoy face farting? "

Seriously, this is a thing?

Odd!

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Oh I've had that one too "

From a simon?

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"What is is about my profile that would encourage anyone to think I’d enjoy face farting?

I think it's the bit about making you laugh "

Well technically it did but keeping that quiet

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"A new line in the profile then? "

What would you suggest?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Oh I've had that one too

From a simon?"

Oh I'm not sure, I've had it more than once, last time was a day or two ago. I wonder what the attraction is?!

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"What is is about my profile that would encourage anyone to think I’d enjoy face farting?

Seriously, this is a thing?

Odd! "

God i soo hope not...

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Oh I've had that one too

From a simon?

Oh I'm not sure, I've had it more than once, last time was a day or two ago. I wonder what the attraction is?! "

Perhaps we should ask the Men?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"What is is about my profile that would encourage anyone to think I’d enjoy face farting? "

‘Mmmmm yes.....take in that heady aroma darling......’

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Oh my botty trumping "

You’d blame the pooch!

Knowing my luck youd ask if the pooch could have a go too!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

You're a woman, they have a thing, they have to share.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face farting? Really?

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"You're a woman, they have a thing, they have to share. "

Ahhh there went the mystery...

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Face farting? Really?"

I’d copy and paste for comedic value but I’d get a ban....

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"You're a woman, they have a thing, they have to share.

Ahhh there went the mystery... "

See also any other undesirable thing you get sent. Also penis, whether desirable or not

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"You're a woman, they have a thing, they have to share.

Ahhh there went the mystery...

See also any other undesirable thing you get sent. Also penis, whether desirable or not "

Lol the pre cum drippy ones are sooo sensual...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do they want you to give or receive?!

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Do they want you to give or receive?! "

Receive... prolonged play apparently, I’m just thinking the rich food, the effects of Brussels and mince pies...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Face farting? Really?

I’d copy and paste for comedic value but I’d get a ban...."

Sorry you have to put up with this

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Oh I've had that one too

From a simon?

Oh I'm not sure, I've had it more than once, last time was a day or two ago. I wonder what the attraction is?!

Perhaps we should ask the Men?"

no attraction to lady farting here..

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

Impossible because Ladies don't fart

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Oh I've had that one too

From a simon?

Oh I'm not sure, I've had it more than once, last time was a day or two ago. I wonder what the attraction is?!

Perhaps we should ask the Men?no attraction to lady farting here.. "

Thank goodness!!

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Impossible because Ladies don't fart "

Exactly!! Glitter puffs are sooo fragrant...

But it was a man asking if he could do it to me....

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?


"What is is about my profile that would encourage anyone to think I’d enjoy face farting? "

I didn't realise at first,, but if a mix up your profile and use a few of the letters from your profile it does say 'trump lover', just a thought.

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By *imon the welderMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"Oh I've had that one too

From a simon?"

Not this one...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have heard of this one it’s weird I would of thought a woman farting in your face as a sign you have pissed her off

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By *HX6969Man
over a year ago

St Albans


"A new line in the profile then?

What would you suggest? "

...

Not into anally produced gases

...

Hahahahaha lol

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"What is is about my profile that would encourage anyone to think I’d enjoy face farting?

I didn't realise at first,, but if a mix up your profile and use a few of the letters from your profile it does say 'trump lover', just a thought. "

Does it?

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Oh I've had that one too

From a simon?

Not this one... "

Good man!!

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"I have heard of this one it’s weird I would of thought a woman farting in your face as a sign you have pissed her off "

Me too...

The world of weird and wonderful eh??

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By *uzzy Navel OP   Woman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"A new line in the profile then?

What would you suggest?

...

Not into anally produced gases

...

Hahahahaha lol"

Far too subtle.... god imagine the questions that’d result in.

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall


"Impossible because Ladies don't fart

Exactly!! Glitter puffs are sooo fragrant...

But it was a man asking if he could do it to me.... "

Oh I see... pucker up then lol

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