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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Pick your birth month

Jan. I Pulled

Feb. I Licked

Mar. I Shagged

April. I Kissed

May . I Spat On

June. I Fondled

July. I Slapped

Aug. I Came on

Sept. I Ate

Oct. I Sucked

Nov. I Kicked

Dec. I Punched

Now pick the day you were born.

1.Santas sack

2.Pigs in blankets

3.My ex

4.Rudolph

5.A naughty elf

6.A xmas tree

7.Scrooge

8.Some egg nog

9.Jingle bells

10.A Cracker

11.Santas belly

12.A xmas pud

13.A nice elf

14.The Grinch

15.3 wise men

16.Stockings

17.A xmas jumper

18.Custard

19.Mrs Claus

20.The Turkey

21.The in laws

22.Kevin McAllister

23.A Snowman

24.Holly

25.A prawn cocktail

26.Champagne

27.Wrapping paper

28.Santas sleigh

29.A candle stick

30.Mistletoe

31.Sexy lingerie

Now choose the colour of the last knickers/pants you wore

White - While singing carols

Purple - Under the mistletoe

Red - While opening presents

Yellow - Because I love sprouts

Black - Then ate mince pies

Blue - Because I was pissed

Pink - On xmas eve

Green- Because no one loves me

Other- While basting the turkey

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I shagged a prawn cocktail while opening presents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I licked the grinch

To be fair - it’s not a lie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I licked the grinch

To be fair - it’s not a lie "
why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I punched Santa’s sack.

That does sound like something I would do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I punched Santa’s sack.

That does sound like something I would do.

"
why is everyone missing the end quotes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I’m not silly enough to publish my TRUE birthday (like who would be silly enough to do THAT on an internet casual fuck site!) but since my Fab birthday is January 1st then blimey ..

I pulled Santa’s sack while opening presents! (the red pants bit is true!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I’m not silly enough to publish my TRUE birthday (like who would be silly enough to do THAT on an internet casual fuck site!) but since my Fab birthday is January 1st then blimey ..

I pulled Santa’s sack while opening presents! (the red pants bit is true!)"

People don’t lie on the internet do they

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I liked holly while eating mince pies. Just call me wonder tongue

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I’m not silly enough to publish my TRUE birthday (like who would be silly enough to do THAT on an internet casual fuck site!) but since my Fab birthday is January 1st then blimey ..

I pulled Santa’s sack while opening presents! (the red pants bit is true!)

People don’t lie on the internet do they "
No comment

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I liked holly while eating mince pies. Just call me wonder tongue "
Multi tasking , I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I’m not silly enough to publish my TRUE birthday (like who would be silly enough to do THAT on an internet casual fuck site!) but since my Fab birthday is January 1st then blimey ..

I pulled Santa’s sack while opening presents! (the red pants bit is true!)

People don’t lie on the internet do they "

Ah a Valentine’s Day birthday!! how lovely x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I’m not silly enough to publish my TRUE birthday (like who would be silly enough to do THAT on an internet casual fuck site!) but since my Fab birthday is January 1st then blimey ..

I pulled Santa’s sack while opening presents! (the red pants bit is true!)

People don’t lie on the internet do they

Ah a Valentine’s Day birthday!! how lovely x x "

Nah ... I did it for attention , thought some horny fucker would find it erotic

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I licked a Christmas tree because I was pissed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I punched Santa’s sack.

That does sound like something I would do.

why is everyone missing the end quotes "

It’s too much to scroll with my little fingers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I licked a Christmas tree because I was pissed "
We've all done it

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

I pulled mistletoe cos no one loves me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ducked Santa’s sack whilst opening presents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I slapped Mrs Claus on Christmas Eve x

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

I pulled wrapping paper while opening presants... tad disappointed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I kissed 3 wise men while basting the turkey

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I pulled wrapping paper while opening presants... tad disappointed "
tell lies have another go

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I kissed 3 wise men while basting the turkey "
Kinky

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I slapped Mrs Claus on Christmas Eve x "
Lay off the sherry Angie

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx


"I pulled wrapping paper while opening presants... tad disappointed tell lies have another go "

Think i might

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I kissed 3 wise men while basting the turkey Kinky "

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I licked the grinch

To be fair - it’s not a lie "

I shagged the grinch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I licked the grinch

To be fair - it’s not a lie

I shagged the grinch "

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