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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To ask something unique that has never been asked here before.

I can't go first because I can't think of anything unique to ask, but I bet you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a favourite memory you reminisce about often?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is true that you like sucking dicks that were dipped into petit filous?

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By * Kiwis and a BananaMan
over a year ago

Part of your 5 a day

Have you ever seen a baby pigeon??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you ever seen your life flash before your eyes

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Have you ever seen a baby pigeon?????? "

Good point... the bloody things are everywhere but you never see chicks...

Do they hatch fully grown or something?

Nita

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

If I have five apples and you have five apples and I eat all your apples....would I make a good MP?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Why does my hair style really beautifully if I'm not going anywhere but look like a ball of frizz if I am?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you ever seen a baby pigeon??????

Good point... the bloody things are everywhere but you never see chicks...

Do they hatch fully grown or something?

Nita"

I have actually seen one and they are hideous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it actually true not To yellow snow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it actually true not To yellow snow? "

Eat ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It will just be the universe answering the questions by the way, I have to go in for my tea

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"It will just be the universe answering the questions by the way, I have to go in for my tea

The universe ain't listening.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Is it actually true not To yellow snow? "

It tastes kind of salty but has never harmed me in my years of tasting it so it can’t be that bad

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It will just be the universe answering the questions by the way, I have to go in for my tea

The universe ain't listening."

I'll poke it or something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What was Margery Tyrell's plan when she gave Olena the rose note before she got murderd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has Diane abbot got a IQ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it actually true not To yellow snow? "

Yep and if walking in the mountains somebody hasn’t left chocolate raisins out for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is 9 inches VWE?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it actually true not To yellow snow?

Yep and if walking in the mountains somebody hasn’t left chocolate raisins out for you

When In Wales, weather isn't that bad is a lie!!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

This....er....green stuff seeping out of my weener......is it normal?

Asking for whichever chap appears below me, obviously.....

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Have you ever seen a baby pigeon??????

Good point... the bloody things are everywhere but you never see chicks...

Do they hatch fully grown or something?

Nita

I have actually seen one and they are hideous

In that case they can stay hidden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it actually true not To yellow snow?

Yep and if walking in the mountains somebody hasn’t left chocolate raisins out for you

When In Wales, weather isn't that bad is a lie!! "

And you don’t get used to the rain that’s a lie also

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By *picknspanMan
over a year ago

North West Leeds

"Has Diane abbot got a IQ?? "

Yes but the number is so miniscual that only a scientist with 20/20 vision and a mega powerful microscope can faintly see a glimpse of it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What was Margery Tyrell's plan when she gave Olena the rose note before she got murderd."

Id need to google all that

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

M Theory......discuss using an anology featuring a tea cup, a shoe and a condom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you ever seen a baby pigeon?????? "
yes i used to keep them

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Have you ever seen a baby pigeon?????? "

Oh. My. God. You just blew my mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do fluffs smell so much worse when you let one go in the bath?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Why do fluffs smell so much worse when you let one go in the bath? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does Santa masterbate?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Why do fluffs smell so much worse when you let one go in the bath? "

There is a science behind this indeed most wondrous phenomenon (I going to google it....)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do fluffs smell so much worse when you let one go in the bath?

There is a science behind this indeed most wondrous phenomenon (I going to google it....)

Please let me know your findings

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I hath returned with the answer

Apparently, when a coarse individual passes wind through their back passage (obviously I never perform such wholly vulgar acts....ahem) a large percentage of the gas is absorbed and slowed from full airborne release by one’s undergarments and trousers or skirt.

Conversely, in a bath the gas is transported directly out and upwards in a bubble whereupon reaching the surface, the full malodorous stench is proudly emitted.

Also, the warm air (in the bath) furthermore adds to the speed of the olfactory terror that rises from the deep so to speak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did frank lampards goal vs germany 'not cross the line'

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"How did frank lampards goal vs germany 'not cross the line'

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Don't watch football so don't know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you ever seen a baby pigeon??????

Good point... the bloody things are everywhere but you never see chicks...

Do they hatch fully grown or something?

Nita"

Nah, see them all the time at work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hath returned with the answer

Conversely, in a bath the gas is transported directly out and upwards in a bubble whereupon reaching the surface, the full malodorous stench is proudly emitted.

Also, the warm air (in the bath) furthermore adds to the speed of the olfactory terror that rises from the deep so to speak

Beautifully emitted explanation thankyou

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Who picks up guide dog poop?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who picks up guide dog poop?"

They use the toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you ever seen a baby pigeon?????? "

Holy shit... NO!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How did frank lampards goal vs germany 'not cross the line'

To be fair, the two feet it landed behind the goal line was close. It’s understandable how the ref didn’t give it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you ever seen a baby pigeon??????

Good point... the bloody things are everywhere but you never see chicks...

Do they hatch fully grown or something?

Nita

I have actually seen one and they are hideous

We had a pair of pigeons build a nest and raise two chicks on our balcony years ago. They are so astonishingly ugly that they go right through hideous and come out the other side as adorably cute : -D

Juvenile pigeons are very similar to adults. You can spot them though as their legs are grey and they lack the iridescent colours on the neck feathers.

Here endeth etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does Santa masterbate?

Of course, but he only comes once a year.

Thank you, thank you etc

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By *hunderstruckMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Does Santa masterbate?

He empties his sack every year

Ho Ho Ho

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By *imon the welderMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Who picks up guide dog poop?"

I helped “foster “ a guide dog a few years ago

They are trained to poo on demand in a specific place once a day

And judging from the smell of this particular hound even a blind person would of had no problems locating said turd

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you; but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Who picks up guide dog poop?

I helped “foster “ a guide dog a few years ago

They are trained to poo on demand in a specific place once a day

And judging from the smell of this particular hound even a blind person would of had no problems locating said turd "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I throw you a ball, would you bat it?

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Is 9 inches VWE? "

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I asked earlier but didn't get my answer:

If I died in a foreign country will the NHS want my organs as I'm an organ donor.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

When did ducks decide they were partial to bread?

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By *ovingittwoCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"Why does my hair style really beautifully if I'm not going anywhere but look like a ball of frizz if I am?"

Yesss!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you ever seen a baby pigeon?????? yes i used to keep them"

So did my ex husband, and he raced them. Baby pigeons don't leave the best until they are quite big.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I asked earlier but didn't get my answer:

If I died in a foreign country will the NHS want my organs as I'm an organ donor."

No as they can’t afford to ship you back.

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By *ovingittwoCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"I asked earlier but didn't get my answer:

If I died in a foreign country will the NHS want my organs as I'm an organ donor."

No too expensive x

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

What did the first ever person who milked a cow think he was doing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What did the first ever person who milked a cow think he was doing?"

I'm guessing he thought he was milking a cow!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"What did the first ever person who milked a cow think he was doing?"

He.....er....slipped and grabbed hold of the udder to break his fall. Yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I asked earlier but didn't get my answer:

If I died in a foreign country will the NHS want my organs as I'm an organ donor.

No as they can’t afford to ship you back. "

My insurance would ship me back. The NHS sends organs overseas to private recipients, so they can surely get mine sent home in a freezer box.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is there not enough random dick pics sent to me?

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"What did the first ever person who milked a cow think he was doing?

I'm guessing he thought he was milking a cow!

Think about it properly Doc!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Why is there not enough random dick pics sent to me?"

Your inbox is about to swell to gargantuan proportions.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is there not enough random dick pics sent to me?"

Do you know Jim’s mum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is there not enough random dick pics sent to me?"
you asked for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What did the first ever person who milked a cow think he was doing?

I'm guessing he thought he was milking a cow!

Think about it properly Doc! "

Whooooooosh !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is there not enough random dick pics sent to me?

Do you know Jim’s mum?"
. Jim's mum just saw my dick

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

"If I have five apples and you have five apples and I eat all your apples....would I make a good MP?

Nah you'd be rotten to the core... .....oh wait you would make a good MP after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What did the first ever person who milked a cow think he was doing?

I'm guessing he thought he was milking a cow!

Think about it properly Doc! "

I...think...he...thought...he...was...milking...a...cow!

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