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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As rare as it is i sent some today admitadly some were tongue in cheek but i sent some and ghese girls had the brass balls to just ignore me i dont understand it im an utter delight

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

maybe they just haven’t seen them yet, send another to bring your delightfulness to their attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe they had to many messages and bulk deleted

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe they had to many messages and bulk deleted "
yep that must be it phew was worried then

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"As rare as it is i sent some today admitadly some were tongue in cheek but i sent some and ghese girls had the brass balls to just ignore me i dont understand it im an utter delight "
They were just shrewd

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As rare as it is i sent some today admitadly some were tongue in cheek but i sent some and ghese girls had the brass balls to just ignore me i dont understand it im an utter delight They were just shrewd "
im thinking fridged

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"As rare as it is i sent some today admitadly some were tongue in cheek but i sent some and ghese girls had the brass balls to just ignore me i dont understand it im an utter delight They were just shrewd im thinking fridged "
You know what thought did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally I think he's starting to look desperate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As rare as it is i sent some today admitadly some were tongue in cheek but i sent some and ghese girls had the brass balls to just ignore me i dont understand it im an utter delight They were just shrewd im thinking fridged "

FaF messages are overrated

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As rare as it is i sent some today admitadly some were tongue in cheek but i sent some and ghese girls had the brass balls to just ignore me i dont understand it im an utter delight They were just shrewd im thinking fridged You know what thought did. "
no idea dont often have them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As rare as it is i sent some today admitadly some were tongue in cheek but i sent some and ghese girls had the brass balls to just ignore me i dont understand it im an utter delight They were just shrewd im thinking fridged

FaF messages are overrated "

arnt they just

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Personally I think he's starting to look desperate "
who me nooooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"As rare as it is i sent some today admitadly some were tongue in cheek but i sent some and ghese girls had the brass balls to just ignore me i dont understand it im an utter delight They were just shrewd im thinking fridged You know what thought did. no idea dont often have them"
Actually you do give that impression

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As rare as it is i sent some today admitadly some were tongue in cheek but i sent some and ghese girls had the brass balls to just ignore me i dont understand it im an utter delight They were just shrewd im thinking fridged You know what thought did. no idea dont often have them Actually you do give that impression "
i do but i do better impressions than that too

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Sorry "
Ffs, at it again hey. Breaking hearts left, right and center.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry Ffs, at it again hey. Breaking hearts left, right and center. "

That's me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As rare as it is i sent some today admitadly some were tongue in cheek but i sent some and ghese girls had the brass balls to just ignore me i dont understand it im an utter delight "

I’ve stopped messaging people now as the profiles I read say “when we’re after a single guy will come and find you”

Patience is one of my strong points.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry "

So u should be twisting the dagger like that

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Sorry Ffs, at it again hey. Breaking hearts left, right and center.

That's me "

I've got a heart of stone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry Ffs, at it again hey. Breaking hearts left, right and center.

That's me I've got a heart of stone "

iv got a sledge hammer

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Sorry Ffs, at it again hey. Breaking hearts left, right and center.

That's me I've got a heart of stone iv got a sledge hammer "

You'd need lava

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry

So u should be twisting the dagger like that"

What can I say? I'm a sadist

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry

So u should be twisting the dagger like that

What can I say? I'm a sadist "

my penis just ran away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry

So u should be twisting the dagger like that

What can I say? I'm a sadist my penis just ran away "

Its okay I found it... made its way here

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Sorry

So u should be twisting the dagger like that

What can I say? I'm a sadist my penis just ran away "

She's all talk.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry

So u should be twisting the dagger like that

What can I say? I'm a sadist my penis just ran away

Its okay I found it... made its way here "

thats because its one of those homing penisis hits the spot everytime

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)


"As rare as it is i sent some today admitadly some were tongue in cheek but i sent some and ghese girls had the brass balls to just ignore me i dont understand it im an utter delight They were just shrewd im thinking fridged "

Why are they in the fridge and has the light broken?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry

So u should be twisting the dagger like that

What can I say? I'm a sadist my penis just ran away

Its okay I found it... made its way here thats because its one of those homing penisis hits the spot everytime "

Thought it was a bit odd to orgasm like that whilst making a brew. Now I know why.

And Shush blonde.. I'm only all talk because my mouth is empty.

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Sorry

So u should be twisting the dagger like that

What can I say? I'm a sadist my penis just ran away

Its okay I found it... made its way here thats because its one of those homing penisis hits the spot everytime

Thought it was a bit odd to orgasm like that whilst making a brew. Now I know why.

And Shush blonde.. I'm only all talk because my mouth is empty. "

Have to remedy that then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As rare as it is i sent some today admitadly some were tongue in cheek but i sent some and ghese girls had the brass balls to just ignore me i dont understand it im an utter delight They were just shrewd im thinking fridged

Why are they in the fridge and has the light broken?"

no the light is on but nobodys home

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Success a respose

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No animals were harmed during the making of this experiment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry

So u should be twisting the dagger like that

What can I say? I'm a sadist my penis just ran away

Its okay I found it... made its way here thats because its one of those homing penisis hits the spot everytime

Thought it was a bit odd to orgasm like that whilst making a brew. Now I know why.

And Shush blonde.. I'm only all talk because my mouth is empty. Have to remedy that then "

I'll take the spiked tongue bar out then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very sensible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh you just wanna cut and paste the same old crap to everyone....

“Hi you look great, nice pics, great body...” then some pornographic fantasy, poorly spelt, full of abusive and degrading language.

The more offensive and down right disgusting the better. Makes you stand out see. Have em lining up to suck your cock in no time...

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Sorry

So u should be twisting the dagger like that

What can I say? I'm a sadist my penis just ran away

Its okay I found it... made its way here thats because its one of those homing penisis hits the spot everytime

Thought it was a bit odd to orgasm like that whilst making a brew. Now I know why.

And Shush blonde.. I'm only all talk because my mouth is empty. Have to remedy that then

I'll take the spiked tongue bar out then "

That sounds like it would be the Nightmare before Christmas!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh you just wanna cut and paste the same old crap to everyone....

“Hi you look great, nice pics, great body...” then some pornographic fantasy, poorly spelt, full of abusive and degrading language.

The more offensive and down right disgusting the better. Makes you stand out see. Have em lining up to suck your cock in no time..."

i wasnt asking for tips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry

So u should be twisting the dagger like that

What can I say? I'm a sadist my penis just ran away

Its okay I found it... made its way here thats because its one of those homing penisis hits the spot everytime

Thought it was a bit odd to orgasm like that whilst making a brew. Now I know why.

And Shush blonde.. I'm only all talk because my mouth is empty. Have to remedy that then

I'll take the spiked tongue bar out then That sounds like it would be the Nightmare before Christmas!"

No I'm all talk really aren't I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh you just wanna cut and paste the same old crap to everyone....

“Hi you look great, nice pics, great body...” then some pornographic fantasy, poorly spelt, full of abusive and degrading language.

The more offensive and down right disgusting the better. Makes you stand out see. Have em lining up to suck your cock in no time...i wasnt asking for tips "

Well that one was to free. Your welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry

So u should be twisting the dagger like that

What can I say? I'm a sadist my penis just ran away

Its okay I found it... made its way here thats because its one of those homing penisis hits the spot everytime

Thought it was a bit odd to orgasm like that whilst making a brew. Now I know why.

And Shush blonde.. I'm only all talk because my mouth is empty. Have to remedy that then

I'll take the spiked tongue bar out then That sounds like it would be the Nightmare before Christmas!

No I'm all talk really aren't I "

omg blonde get your woman in line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry

So u should be twisting the dagger like that

What can I say? I'm a sadist my penis just ran away

Its okay I found it... made its way here thats because its one of those homing penisis hits the spot everytime

Thought it was a bit odd to orgasm like that whilst making a brew. Now I know why.

And Shush blonde.. I'm only all talk because my mouth is empty. Have to remedy that then

I'll take the spiked tongue bar out then That sounds like it would be the Nightmare before Christmas!

No I'm all talk really aren't I omg blonde get your woman in line "

Yeah Blonde get me in line

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry

So u should be twisting the dagger like that

What can I say? I'm a sadist my penis just ran away

Its okay I found it... made its way here thats because its one of those homing penisis hits the spot everytime

Thought it was a bit odd to orgasm like that whilst making a brew. Now I know why.

And Shush blonde.. I'm only all talk because my mouth is empty. Have to remedy that then

I'll take the spiked tongue bar out then That sounds like it would be the Nightmare before Christmas!

No I'm all talk really aren't I omg blonde get your woman in line

Yeah Blonde get me in line "

well if he wont i will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you send your palm tea-bagging pic with the message?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you send your palm tea-bagging pic with the message?"
urm

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Sorry

So u should be twisting the dagger like that

What can I say? I'm a sadist my penis just ran away

Its okay I found it... made its way here thats because its one of those homing penisis hits the spot everytime

Thought it was a bit odd to orgasm like that whilst making a brew. Now I know why.

And Shush blonde.. I'm only all talk because my mouth is empty. Have to remedy that then

I'll take the spiked tongue bar out then That sounds like it would be the Nightmare before Christmas!

No I'm all talk really aren't I omg blonde get your woman in line "

Pffft, don't worry I'm the fucking DADDY!

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Sorry

So u should be twisting the dagger like that

What can I say? I'm a sadist my penis just ran away

Its okay I found it... made its way here thats because its one of those homing penisis hits the spot everytime

Thought it was a bit odd to orgasm like that whilst making a brew. Now I know why.

And Shush blonde.. I'm only all talk because my mouth is empty. Have to remedy that then

I'll take the spiked tongue bar out then That sounds like it would be the Nightmare before Christmas!

No I'm all talk really aren't I omg blonde get your woman in line

Yeah Blonde get me in line "

I'll keep you in check

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Success again woo hoo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry

So u should be twisting the dagger like that

What can I say? I'm a sadist my penis just ran away

Its okay I found it... made its way here thats because its one of those homing penisis hits the spot everytime

Thought it was a bit odd to orgasm like that whilst making a brew. Now I know why.

And Shush blonde.. I'm only all talk because my mouth is empty. Have to remedy that then

I'll take the spiked tongue bar out then That sounds like it would be the Nightmare before Christmas!

No I'm all talk really aren't I omg blonde get your woman in line Pffft, don't worry I'm the fucking DADDY!"

daddy cool eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry

So u should be twisting the dagger like that

What can I say? I'm a sadist my penis just ran away

Its okay I found it... made its way here thats because its one of those homing penisis hits the spot everytime

Thought it was a bit odd to orgasm like that whilst making a brew. Now I know why.

And Shush blonde.. I'm only all talk because my mouth is empty. Have to remedy that then

I'll take the spiked tongue bar out then That sounds like it would be the Nightmare before Christmas!

No I'm all talk really aren't I omg blonde get your woman in line Pffft, don't worry I'm the fucking DADDY!"

I didn't know you were into that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry

So u should be twisting the dagger like that

What can I say? I'm a sadist my penis just ran away

Its okay I found it... made its way here thats because its one of those homing penisis hits the spot everytime

Thought it was a bit odd to orgasm like that whilst making a brew. Now I know why.

And Shush blonde.. I'm only all talk because my mouth is empty. Have to remedy that then

I'll take the spiked tongue bar out then That sounds like it would be the Nightmare before Christmas!

No I'm all talk really aren't I omg blonde get your woman in line Pffft, don't worry I'm the fucking DADDY!

I didn't know you were into that "

hes not hes only pretending he knows nobody would take gary barlow seriously

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Sorry

So u should be twisting the dagger like that

What can I say? I'm a sadist my penis just ran away

Its okay I found it... made its way here thats because its one of those homing penisis hits the spot everytime

Thought it was a bit odd to orgasm like that whilst making a brew. Now I know why.

And Shush blonde.. I'm only all talk because my mouth is empty. Have to remedy that then

I'll take the spiked tongue bar out then That sounds like it would be the Nightmare before Christmas!

No I'm all talk really aren't I omg blonde get your woman in line Pffft, don't worry I'm the fucking DADDY!

I didn't know you were into that "

Just an expression

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Sorry

So u should be twisting the dagger like that

What can I say? I'm a sadist my penis just ran away

Its okay I found it... made its way here thats because its one of those homing penisis hits the spot everytime

Thought it was a bit odd to orgasm like that whilst making a brew. Now I know why.

And Shush blonde.. I'm only all talk because my mouth is empty. Have to remedy that then

I'll take the spiked tongue bar out then That sounds like it would be the Nightmare before Christmas!

No I'm all talk really aren't I omg blonde get your woman in line Pffft, don't worry I'm the fucking DADDY!

I didn't know you were into that hes not hes only pretending he knows nobody would take gary barlow seriously"

You're about as serious as a clown.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry

So u should be twisting the dagger like that

What can I say? I'm a sadist my penis just ran away

Its okay I found it... made its way here thats because its one of those homing penisis hits the spot everytime

Thought it was a bit odd to orgasm like that whilst making a brew. Now I know why.

And Shush blonde.. I'm only all talk because my mouth is empty. Have to remedy that then

I'll take the spiked tongue bar out then That sounds like it would be the Nightmare before Christmas!

No I'm all talk really aren't I omg blonde get your woman in line Pffft, don't worry I'm the fucking DADDY!

I didn't know you were into that Just an expression "

Sure...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry

So u should be twisting the dagger like that

What can I say? I'm a sadist my penis just ran away

Its okay I found it... made its way here thats because its one of those homing penisis hits the spot everytime

Thought it was a bit odd to orgasm like that whilst making a brew. Now I know why.

And Shush blonde.. I'm only all talk because my mouth is empty. Have to remedy that then

I'll take the spiked tongue bar out then That sounds like it would be the Nightmare before Christmas!

No I'm all talk really aren't I omg blonde get your woman in line Pffft, don't worry I'm the fucking DADDY!

I didn't know you were into that hes not hes only pretending he knows nobody would take gary barlow seriously You're about as serious as a clown. "

girls want funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

All in all a productive end to a day

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