FabSwingers.com forum: Life of Brian

By *ensualbicock OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Up ya go big nose !

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hungbrian ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who are you calling big nose .big nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not another Bigus Dickus thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He’s been a very naughty boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not another Bigus Dickus thread!"
He had a sister you know

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

[Removed by poster at 06/12/18 05:35:58]

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

He's a very naughty boy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Judaism people's front. Or was the people's front of Judaism

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"The Judaism people's front. Or was the people's front of Judaism "

Your Front will do...

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By *.gerri.xTV/TS
over a year ago

North west

Your Front will do...

Can't beat subtle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's lumps of it round the back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are there any women here ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 pointed stones, 2 flat and a packet of gravel please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crucifixion? Very good, up the stairs one cross each

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

SPLITTER!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spare a sheckle for an old ex leper!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blessed are the Cheesemakers!

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

What have the Fabswingers ever done for us ?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

He wanks as high as any man in wome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's just a very naughty boy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He wanks as high as any man in wome "

Would that be my old friend Bigus?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who are you?

Wise Man #2: We are three wise men.

Brian's mother: What?

Wise Man #1: We are three wise men.

Brian's mother: Well, what are you doing creeping around a cow shed at two o'clock in the morning? That doesn't sound very wise to me.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Nail some sense into them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He wanks as high as any man in wome

Would that be my old friend Bigus? "

What’s so funny about bigus dickuss

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Where are you going to keep it. In a box!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll probably get away with crucifixion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some things in life are bad

They can really make you mad

Other things just make you swear and curse

When you're chewing on life's gristle

Don't grumble, give a whistle

And this'll help things turn out for the best

And always look on the bright side of life

Always look on the light side of life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Third person plural present indicative, "they go."

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Apart from boobies..arses.. legs ..boots ..shoes ..pussies.. cocks.. up skirts .. trout pouts..wet t shirts...cock snot .. fart pipes... what has fabswingers ever done for us

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

"He’s been a very naughty boy "

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

"Up ya go big nose !"

Trouble is “ usually ends

Always look on the bright side of life,

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

"Are there any women here ? "

Women pretending to be men...that's novel

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By *ensualbicock OP Man
over a year ago

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Half a Dinari for me life story!!

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

That's more like it. Ten?! Are you trying to insult me?! Me, with a poor dying grandmother?! Ten?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!

Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.

Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!

Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!

Brian: Now, FUCK OFF!

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

"Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!

Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.

Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!

Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!

Brian: Now, FUCK OFF! "

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By *ensualbicock OP Man
over a year ago

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"Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!

Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.

Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!

Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!

Brian: Now, FUCK OFF! "

How shall we fuck off o Lord

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By *en1975Man
over a year ago

Tamworth

‘I’m Brian, and so is my wife”

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