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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you were an animal, what animal would you be?

(Lose 100 points for honey badger

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I’m going to be a reindeer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Eagle!

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

A guinea pig

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An Eagle!"

Oooo imagine the views!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A monkey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A guinea pig

I shall tickle your wee belly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A snow leopard

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

A wasp and I would use my stinger with undisguised glee and frequency.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guinea pig

Fancy experimenting?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A monkey

Ooo Oooo ooooh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A monkey

That's mine

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"A guinea pig

I shall tickle your wee belly!"

I will wee myself if you do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always a pig, my god I love pigs...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Love these!

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'll be a chimpanzee. Caesar to be specific.

If I can't be a chimpanzee then I'd be an Orca.

One that is free.

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By *irkydirkyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Polar bear... cos everyone can just fuck off, well... until I’m hungry and want to eat you

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Right now I think I’d like to be a cat. A lap cat sitting amongst the knitting would be lovely.

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By *ay19720Man
over a year ago

Ashford kent

Im a leo in the stars so therefore. .

A lion.... (a male one course lol)

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Lizard or Andean condor

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By *uit and bootsMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Red Panda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im a leo in the stars so therefore. .

A lion.... (a male one course lol)

A lion is male. A lioness is female... you're welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An echidna

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

A walrus. With the biggest tusks imaginable.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

An otter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m sure many would say I’m a weasel, however I’ll say I’m a cute little lamb ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gazelle. So graceful and pretty, just like me

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I think it's rather obvious...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My spirit guide, a Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it's rather obvious... "

A bear?

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

A hippopotamus dwelling in mud all day keeping cool.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kinky gerbil

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"If you were an animal, what animal would you be?

(Lose 100 points for honey badger

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I’m going to be a reindeer. "

You already are!

I quite like those naughty pandas!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

crocodile.

i always smile first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(In this scenario I can still talk)

I'd be an otter.

So I could scurry into places and say "Is it me? Or has it just got a little otter in here?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baby giraffe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dog. Cuddled up in front of the fire. Getting Scooby snacks all the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(In this scenario I can still talk)

I'd be an otter.

So I could scurry into places and say "Is it me? Or has it just got a little otter in here?" "

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"A guinea pig

Good eating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(In this scenario I can still talk)

I'd be an otter.

So I could scurry into places and say "Is it me? Or has it just got a little otter in here?" "

Winner!

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

"A snow leopard

Sexy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A gazelle. So graceful and pretty, just like me

And loves a good pronking!

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I think it's rather obvious...

A bear?"

I'm not that hairy!

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By *omewhatSlightlyDazedMan
over a year ago

Warwick Birmingham & YamYamLand

A tortopotamus because I couldn't decide between tortoise or hippopotamus

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"A guinea pig

Good eating"

Nice to be useful after I cark it. Shove a stick up me bum and bung me on the barbie. Winner winner guineapig dinner

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'm a sloth actually. Forget walrus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it's rather obvious...

A bear?

I'm not that hairy! "

Monkeys are really hairy too mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Polar bear

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"(In this scenario I can still talk)

I'd be an otter.

So I could scurry into places and say "Is it me? Or has it just got a little otter in here?" "

And not a narwhal?

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

A giant tortoise

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I think it's rather obvious...

A bear?

I'm not that hairy!

Monkeys are really hairy too mind"

That's very true, perhaps I should rethink my choice of animal to a slightly less hairy beast.

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By *ay-89Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

I'd trade places with one of my cats. Nice big comfortable bed to sleep on all day and night, no washing up, cuddles and attention when I want it. Oh, and of course the toe beanz!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm I wonder?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Can I be a cougar lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you were an animal, what animal would you be?

(Lose 100 points for honey badger

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I’m going to be a reindeer. "

Anyway, you ain't no reindeer, you're a Fox!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely a bear, possibly even a polar bear for the frstive season

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being so tall i would have to say a giraffe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leopard cos i love leopard print (not real of course)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being a Mama to German Shepherds, and head of their pack I have to say Wolf :D

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

I'd have to be a Tigger, because I love to bounce

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

"I'd have to be a Tigger, because I love to bounce "

T-i-gg-er....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lickalotapuss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Panda

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Any jungle VIP

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

A panther.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

A Fiery winged bird, obviously

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By *iamond coupleCouple
over a year ago

leeds

I would be a whale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An echidna"

Whatever you do, don't Google echidna penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An echidna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An echidna"

Whatever you do, don't Google echidna penis.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"An echidna

Whatever you do, don't Google echidna penis."

I looked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pampered pussy.

I might sit on your lap - I might not.. meh

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By *ounger seeking helpMan
over a year ago

Wednesbury

How about sitting on my lap

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish

A leopard.

Comes with a fancy coat and matching shoes.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I would be a rabbit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dolphin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be a donkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bird to shit on you

#youknowwhoyouare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be a chimpanzee. Caesar to be specific.

If I can't be a chimpanzee then I'd be an Orca.

One that is free. "

The Orca is my favourite animal.

I even have a tattoo of one on my back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An elephant

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By *mp411Man
over a year ago

chester

Big nasty fire breathing dragon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An echidna

Whatever you do, don't Google echidna penis.

I looked

But I told you not to!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"An echidna

Whatever you do, don't Google echidna penis.

I looked

But I told you not to!"

I always seem to do what I’m told not to

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

A rampant rabbit

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

A Dodo ... ..'cos I feel extinct on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bear

So i can sleep thru the winter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been previously told that I would be a scorpion. So I am sticking to that train of thought...

Mistress A_elia x

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