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I witnessed a bare knuckle fight to the death

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Two heterosexual males. Maybe early 20s? Getting ready to fight. Shirtless. In the middle of a busy shopping centre. In the rain. Everybody watching. It looked very important. Very planned.

I was intrigued. I wondered what they were fighting for. I asked a nearby bearded student. He replied 'they are fighting for one lady'. 'Oh right' i responded.

To cut a long story short, the fight ended. One winner. The winner looked like Aaron Livesy from Emmerdale. He was happy. Everyone applauded. Even pensioners believe it or not.

He then walked over to a lady in the crowd. Could this be the lady they were fighting over? I asked myself. And then she emerged. She looked like...Mo from Eastenders.

He put his arm around her and they walked off into the sunset. I assume she rewarded him with some loving in the bedroom.

The End

True story btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it _hite1100?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To the death? You mean he murdered the guy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was it _hite1100?"

I'd watch that YouTube video. And probably share it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How was it raining in the middle of the shopping centre?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"To the death? You mean he murdered the guy? "

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"To the death? You mean he murdered the guy?

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To the death? You mean he murdered the guy? "

Nah just very bruised and didn't get any lady loving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was it _hite1100?"

The nearby bearded student?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"To the death? You mean he murdered the guy?

Nah just very bruised and didn't get any lady loving "

Oh..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To the death? You mean he murdered the guy?

Nah just very bruised and didn't get any lady loving "

Misleading title.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Was it _hite1100?

The nearby bearded student?"

who's that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To the death? You mean he murdered the guy?

Nah just very bruised and didn't get any lady loving "

So you mean "to the death" in a figurative sense then. It sounds like a rather medieval scene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To the death? You mean he murdered the guy?

Nah just very bruised and didn't get any lady loving

Misleading title."

Kind of like any news report in the sun or on unilad

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Two heterosexual males. Maybe early 20s? Getting ready to fight. Shirtless. In the middle of a busy shopping centre. In the rain. Everybody watching. It looked very important. Very planned.

I was intrigued. I wondered what they were fighting for. I asked a nearby bearded student. He replied 'they are fighting for one lady'. 'Oh right' i responded.

To cut a long story short, the fight ended. One winner. The winner looked like Aaron Livesy from Emmerdale. He was happy. Everyone applauded. Even pensioners believe it or not.

He then walked over to a lady in the crowd. Could this be the lady they were fighting over? I asked myself. And then she emerged. She looked like...Mo from Eastenders.

He put his arm around her and they walked off into the sunset. I assume she rewarded him with some loving in the bedroom.

The End

True story btw"

sounds terrible are you ok?

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"Was it _hite1100?

The nearby bearded student?"

I graduated in the mid 00s, sans beard.

Not guilty, your honour .

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Two heterosexual males. Maybe early 20s? Getting ready to fight. Shirtless. In the middle of a busy shopping centre. In the rain. Everybody watching. It looked very important. Very planned.

I was intrigued. I wondered what they were fighting for. I asked a nearby bearded student. He replied 'they are fighting for one lady'. 'Oh right' i responded.

To cut a long story short, the fight ended. One winner. The winner looked like Aaron Livesy from Emmerdale. He was happy. Everyone applauded. Even pensioners believe it or not.

He then walked over to a lady in the crowd. Could this be the lady they were fighting over? I asked myself. And then she emerged. She looked like...Mo from Eastenders.

He put his arm around her and they walked off into the sunset. I assume she rewarded him with some loving in the bedroom.

The End

True story btw"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sooooo who was the bearded guy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sooooo who was the bearded guy?"

Father Christmas???

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Sooooo who was the bearded guy?"
bantah clause?

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By *ob_2017Man
over a year ago

the last place you look

Came here looking for outright murder.

Was disappointed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was it _hite1100?

The nearby bearded student?

I graduated in the mid 00s, sans beard.

Not guilty, your honour . "

But still a student of much.

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"Sooooo who was the bearded guy?bantah clause?"

Top work.

I like you .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happens all the time in Sunderland

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Two heterosexual males. Maybe early 20s? Getting ready to fight. Shirtless. In the middle of a busy shopping centre. In the rain. Everybody watching. It looked very important. Very planned.

I was intrigued. I wondered what they were fighting for. I asked a nearby bearded student. He replied 'they are fighting for one lady'. 'Oh right' i responded.

To cut a long story short, the fight ended. One winner. The winner looked like Aaron Livesy from Emmerdale. He was happy. Everyone applauded. Even pensioners believe it or not.

He then walked over to a lady in the crowd. Could this be the lady they were fighting over? I asked myself. And then she emerged. She looked like...Mo from Eastenders.

He put his arm around her and they walked off into the sunset. I assume she rewarded him with some loving in the bedroom.

The End

True story btw"

Why not stop the fight?

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By *picknspanMan
over a year ago

North West Leeds

I thought they had banned Diamond white cider.....clearly not!!

Congratulations on writing an almost cognitive and coherent story after consuming 8 pints of it though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Came here looking for outright murder.

Was disappointed."

You might have more luck in Byker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stories and fantasies forum would lap this up

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire


"Two heterosexual males. Maybe early 20s? Getting ready to fight. Shirtless. In the middle of a busy shopping centre. In the rain. Everybody watching. It looked very important. Very planned.

I was intrigued. I wondered what they were fighting for. I asked a nearby bearded student. He replied 'they are fighting for one lady'. 'Oh right' i responded.

To cut a long story short, the fight ended. One winner. The winner looked like Aaron Livesy from Emmerdale. He was happy. Everyone applauded. Even pensioners believe it or not.

He then walked over to a lady in the crowd. Could this be the lady they were fighting over? I asked myself. And then she emerged. She looked like...Mo from Eastenders.

He put his arm around her and they walked off into the sunset. I assume she rewarded him with some loving in the bedroom.

The End

True story btw"

So who died?

Why weren’t they arrested?

Your post states to the death??

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

Had my nose broke twice over women

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Had my nose broke twice over women "
aaaw you ok?

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"Was it _hite1100?

The nearby bearded student?

I graduated in the mid 00s, sans beard.

Not guilty, your honour .

But still a student of much. "

ATPL exams at the moment .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had my nose broke twice over women "

And still so handsome...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I thought they had banned Diamond white cider.....clearly not!!

Congratulations on writing an almost cognitive and coherent story after consuming 8 pints of it though!"

harsh

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By *ob_2017Man
over a year ago

the last place you look


"Came here looking for outright murder.

Was disappointed.

You might have more luck in Byker."

Probably, but I like my death from a distance. It's messy up close.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a couple of dickheads!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was it _hite1100?

The nearby bearded student?

I graduated in the mid 00s, sans beard.

Not guilty, your honour .

But still a student of much.

ATPL exams at the moment . "

Antagonistic Thread Production Limits?

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Had my nose broke twice over women

And still so handsome..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had my nose broke twice over women

And still so handsome... "

Have you finished playing cricket now?

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By *picknspanMan
over a year ago

North West Leeds


"I thought they had banned Diamond white cider.....clearly not!!

Congratulations on writing an almost cognitive and coherent story after consuming 8 pints of it though!harsh "

True was bit harsh, sorry in retrospect should have said 7 pints

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Was it _hite1100?

The nearby bearded student?

I graduated in the mid 00s, sans beard.

Not guilty, your honour .

But still a student of much.

ATPL exams at the moment . "

Flying?

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Had my nose broke twice over women

And still so handsome...

Have you finished playing cricket now?"

You're not the umpire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The weather outside was frightening

So they came inside for fighting

He's battered from head to toe

Came to blows

Came to blows

Came to blows

Sing it with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman who expects you to fight like this is a bitch.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"A woman who expects you to fight like this is a bitch.

"

What does that make the men fighting over her?

Great story as usual op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had my nose broke twice over women

And still so handsome...

Have you finished playing cricket now? You're not the umpire "

And what Did you think I was eluding to with my question?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"How was it raining in the middle of the shopping centre?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The weather outside was frightening

So they came inside for fighting

He's battered from head to toe

Came to blows

Came to blows

Came to blows

Sing it with me"

Ball room blitz!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was it _hite1100?

The nearby bearded student?

I graduated in the mid 00s, sans beard.

Not guilty, your honour .

But still a student of much.

ATPL exams at the moment .

Flying? "

Air transport pilot licence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How was it raining in the middle of the shopping centre?"

Shhh, don't spoil the illusion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A woman who expects you to fight like this is a bitch.

"

Oh you must have more backstory than us...

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Had my nose broke twice over women

And still so handsome...

Have you finished playing cricket now? You're not the umpire

And what Did you think I was eluding to with my question?"

You were eluding to me braking my nose twice playing Cricket. I turned it around into playing Cricket with the Lady calling me handsome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had my nose broke twice over women

And still so handsome...

Have you finished playing cricket now? You're not the umpire

And what Did you think I was eluding to with my question? You were eluding to me braking my nose twice playing Cricket. I turned it around into playing Cricket with the Lady calling me handsome."

Nope,nope,nope,I was eluding to your likeness to Freddy Flintoff as a matter of fact

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Had my nose broke twice over women

And still so handsome...

Have you finished playing cricket now? You're not the umpire

And what Did you think I was eluding to with my question? You were eluding to me braking my nose twice playing Cricket. I turned it around into playing Cricket with the Lady calling me handsome.

Nope,nope,nope,I was eluding to your likeness to Freddy Flintoff as a matter of fact "

Oh right, fair play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had my nose broke twice over women

And still so handsome...

Have you finished playing cricket now? You're not the umpire

And what Did you think I was eluding to with my question? You were eluding to me braking my nose twice playing Cricket. I turned it around into playing Cricket with the Lady calling me handsome.

Nope,nope,nope,I was eluding to your likeness to Freddy Flintoff as a matter of fact Oh right, fair play "

See? Handsome

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Had my nose broke twice over women

And still so handsome...

Have you finished playing cricket now? You're not the umpire

And what Did you think I was eluding to with my question? You were eluding to me braking my nose twice playing Cricket. I turned it around into playing Cricket with the Lady calling me handsome.

Nope,nope,nope,I was eluding to your likeness to Freddy Flintoff as a matter of fact Oh right, fair play

See? Handsome "

Thank you, I appreciate it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had my nose broke twice over women

And still so handsome...

Have you finished playing cricket now? You're not the umpire

And what Did you think I was eluding to with my question? You were eluding to me braking my nose twice playing Cricket. I turned it around into playing Cricket with the Lady calling me handsome.

Nope,nope,nope,I was eluding to your likeness to Freddy Flintoff as a matter of fact "

I've always said that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had my nose broke twice over women

And still so handsome...

Have you finished playing cricket now? You're not the umpire

And what Did you think I was eluding to with my question? You were eluding to me braking my nose twice playing Cricket. I turned it around into playing Cricket with the Lady calling me handsome.

Nope,nope,nope,I was eluding to your likeness to Freddy Flintoff as a matter of fact Oh right, fair play

See? Handsome Thank you, I appreciate it. "

Enough for an appreciation thread?

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Had my nose broke twice over women

And still so handsome...

Have you finished playing cricket now? You're not the umpire

And what Did you think I was eluding to with my question? You were eluding to me braking my nose twice playing Cricket. I turned it around into playing Cricket with the Lady calling me handsome.

Nope,nope,nope,I was eluding to your likeness to Freddy Flintoff as a matter of fact Oh right, fair play

See? Handsome Thank you, I appreciate it.

Enough for an appreciation thread? "

No, I wouldn't embarrass you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had my nose broke twice over women

And still so handsome...

Have you finished playing cricket now? You're not the umpire

And what Did you think I was eluding to with my question? You were eluding to me braking my nose twice playing Cricket. I turned it around into playing Cricket with the Lady calling me handsome.

Nope,nope,nope,I was eluding to your likeness to Freddy Flintoff as a matter of fact Oh right, fair play

See? Handsome Thank you, I appreciate it.

Enough for an appreciation thread? No, I wouldn't embarrass you."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A woman who expects you to fight like this is a bitch.

What does that make the men fighting over her?

Great story as usual op "

The men fighting over her are probably dumb cave men.

A woman can't really respect you if she based her attraction on if you fight in shopping centres for her.

She sounds like a jeromy Kyle skank.

And she's probably one of those bitches who screams while men fight and gets in the middle/knocked out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A woman who expects you to fight like this is a bitch.

What does that make the men fighting over her?

Great story as usual op

The men fighting over her are probably dumb cave men.

A woman can't really respect you if she based her attraction on if you fight in shopping centres for her.

She sounds like a jeromy Kyle skank.

And she's probably one of those bitches who screams while men fight and gets in the middle/knocked out.

"

Wow you really have it in for this imaginary woman

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"A woman who expects you to fight like this is a bitch.

What does that make the men fighting over her?

Great story as usual op

The men fighting over her are probably dumb cave men.

A woman can't really respect you if she based her attraction on if you fight in shopping centres for her.

She sounds like a jeromy Kyle skank.

And she's probably one of those bitches who screams while men fight and gets in the middle/knocked out.

Wow you really have it in for this imaginary woman "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marginally better forum read than kiss,fuck,avoid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Marginally better forum read than kiss,fuck,avoid "

I don’t think you’re really supposed to ‘read’ them

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