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By *tella Heels OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Ok let’s have your best jokes for Christmas 2018

How does good king Wenceslas like his pizzas?

Deep pan, crisp and even!!

Tahdah!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s the difference between snowmen and snow women ?

Snow balls!!!! Tadah

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By *heaspieswingerMan
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Why was the penguin so well liked?

Because he was an ice guy!

Boom-tiss!

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By *tella Heels OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Who sneaks seeping the bakery on Christmas Eve?

Mince spy..

Boom boom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember lying in bed as a kid, waiting for Santa to come...

... and then that awkward silence as he got dressed and left

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Darth Vader tells Luke Skywalker that he knows what he's getting for Christmas....Luke asks how?...Darth replies "I felt your presents"

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

What did one snowman say to the other ?

Can you smell carrots

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?

Claustrophobia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call Santa's wife?

Mary Christmas

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By *tella Heels OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

The EU are at it again, we have to rename our Christmas greens to green spouts as they are not from Brussels

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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago

Gleam Street

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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago

Gleam Street

Try again ..

Why are christmas trees so bad at knitting?

They always drop their needles!

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By *emon DelightMan
over a year ago

South Wales

What kind of music do elves listen to?

Wrap!

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By *rMrs998Couple
over a year ago

Inverness


"Ok let’s have your best jokes for Christmas 2018

How does good king Wenceslas like his pizzas?

Deep pan, crisp and even!!

Tahdah!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What happened to the thief who stole a Christmas Advent calendar?

He got 25 days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What bike does santa ride??

A hollydavidson

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