FabSwingers.com forum: Push something up the arse of the poster above

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Play nicely though, No Cactus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My little finger, gently.

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

My cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone else’s cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone else’s cock

That angry ginger stinky guy off the bus and Grindrs tongue

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Someone else’s cock

That angry ginger stinky guy off the bus and Grindrs tongue

My strapon..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone else’s cock

That angry ginger stinky guy off the bus and Grindrs tongue

My strapon.."

I’m good with that as long as it vibrates and you got good hip action

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone else’s cock

That angry ginger stinky guy off the bus and Grindrs tongue

My strapon.."
Malteasers

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By *ondonFreakMan
over a year ago

London

A Toblerone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A litre of Angel Delight.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

"Play nicely though, No Cactus

This is a very dangerous thing to do!!

Tryst me I know, I had surgery because someone pushed something to far into my rectum, as a man this surgery is serious and can lead to a colostomy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Play nicely though, No Cactus

This is a very dangerous thing to do!!

Tryst me I know, I had surgery because someone pushed something to far into my rectum, as a man this surgery is serious and can lead to a colostomy!"

Chocolate eclair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Play nicely though, No Cactus

This is a very dangerous thing to do!!

Tryst me I know, I had surgery because someone pushed something to far into my rectum, as a man this surgery is serious and can lead to a colostomy!

Chocolate eclair"

A chocolate fudge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Play nicely though, No Cactus

This is a very dangerous thing to do!!

Tryst me I know, I had surgery because someone pushed something to far into my rectum, as a man this surgery is serious and can lead to a colostomy!

Chocolate eclair

A chocolate fudge

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my penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My tongue

Cabin bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My tongue

My tongue!

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By *ay19720Man
over a year ago

Ashford kent

What ever she hands me or points at...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hose pipe

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By *0nderMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

My tongue, and anything else she wishes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My tongue

My tongue!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My tongue

Cabin bag "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My tongue

My tongue!

??"

In your botty

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

ferret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A truncheon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My tongue

My tongue!

In your botty"

Stop it

I’d clean the booty up

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

Traffic cone ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ferret"

Sounds painful...when they bite they don’t let go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ferret

Sounds painful...when they bite they don’t let go

Sounds painful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hard cock.bareback and rough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My hard cock.bareback and rough

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a hungry gerbil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My hard cock.bareback and rough

antibiotics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ping pong balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My hard cock.bareback and rough

antibiotics

A tea bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ping pong balls "

How many tho?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My hard cock.bareback and rough

antibiotics

A tea bag"

A tea pot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ping pong balls

How many tho?"

Oh keep going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ping pong balls

How many tho?

Oh keep going "

My tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ping pong balls

How many tho?

Oh keep going "

You might only get 2 max! Is a no go zone usually

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"ferret

Sounds painful...when they bite they don’t let go

The ferret wasn't meant for you -you were playing silly buggers and got inbetween me and it's intended target.

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By *ondongreg79Man
over a year ago

london

Captain’s telescope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemon jelly cubes

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Lemon jelly cubes"

The guy aboves tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lemon jelly cubes

The guy aboves tongue

Oh thank you

My tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lemon jelly cubes

The guy aboves tongue

Oh thank you

My tongue

My willie

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Lemon jelly cubes

The guy aboves tongue

Oh thank you

My tongue

My willie

My collection of action men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lemon jelly cubes

The guy aboves tongue

Oh thank you

My tongue

My willie

My collection of action men"
All of them?

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Lemon jelly cubes

The guy aboves tongue

Oh thank you

My tongue

My willie

My collection of action menAll of them?

We’ll diver action man and tank commander first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broccoli......you should be honoured

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reindeer antlers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reindeer antlers

Ouch!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reindeer antlers

"
Whilst you are still wearing them?

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"Reindeer antlers

My jingle bells

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reindeer antlers

My jingle bells"

A turkey baster!

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"Reindeer antlers

My jingle bells

A turkey baster!

My meat thermometer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reindeer antlers

My jingle bells

A turkey baster!

My meat thermometer"

A Christmas cracker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reindeer antlers

My jingle bells

A turkey baster!

My meat thermometer

A Christmas cracker! "

My head just dont fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reindeer antlers

My jingle bells

A turkey baster!

My meat thermometer

A Christmas cracker!

My head just dont fart"

White1100's head

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By *ondonFreakMan
over a year ago

London

All my xmas dinner sprouts #SeasonalAnswer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa... He's sure it was a chimney opening...

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Santa... He's sure it was a chimney opening... "

The contents of his sack....

Santa's I mean!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Santa... He's sure it was a chimney opening...

The contents of his sack....

Santa's I mean!

"
im fucking a lot of arse today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Terrys

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By *orro_sMan
over a year ago

Swansea

"Terrys"

Forrero Rocher

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By *atexbound_scotMan
over a year ago

Livingston

Miss Piggie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£10

In 2 pence pieces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rugby ball in Wasps colours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A rugby ball in Wasps colours

"
a wasp dressed as a rugby ball

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

A watermelon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/12/18 14:50:52]

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"[Removed by poster at 04/12/18 14:50:52]"

Aaaw you don't want to play with my bum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 04/12/18 14:50:52]

Aaaw you don't want to play with my bum?"
my penis pls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 04/12/18 14:50:52]

Aaaw you don't want to play with my bum?"

Only 1 thing going up there

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"[Removed by poster at 04/12/18 14:50:52]

Aaaw you don't want to play with my bum?

Only 1 thing going up there

Again? Lucky me

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By *oerow16Man
over a year ago

Essex/ London

"[Removed by poster at 04/12/18 14:50:52]

Aaaw you don't want to play with my bum?

Only 1 thing going up there

Again? Lucky me

My tongue then my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about a swiss roll? Chocolat, of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A frozen sausage

No offence.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A watermelon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An open vix nasal stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A peppered hamster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An open vix nasal stick"

My foot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An open vix nasal stick

My foot"

Or feet

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

And,,,, push !!

"I'm in"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Undies wedgiiiiiuuuue

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Sky remote?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"An open vix nasal stick

My foot

Or feet"

I’ll be gentle; An ice lolly (it will slide in nice and easy and sooth at the same time)

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A tin of baked beans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Glitter"

My willy pls

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By *rs Myvanwy Scarlet-BlackTV/TS
over a year ago

hot wife

One of my toys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of my toys"

A galvanised steel farm gate

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"One of my toys

A galvanised steel farm gate "

The bull from behind the aforementioned gate

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

"One of my toys

A galvanised steel farm gate

The bull from behind the aforementioned gate

my tongue

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By *amelhunterMan
over a year ago

newcastle

[Removed by poster at 04/12/18 15:25:50]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Defo my cock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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he said fingers before he realised it was guy il say a wet tbag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 04/12/18 15:25:50]he said fingers before he realised it was guy il say a wet tbag"

Brexit

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By *r_BlueEyesMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Ken Dodd' s Tickling Stick

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Ken Dodd' s Tickling Stick "

A well lubed finger....

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By *ouble featureCouple
over a year ago

Crowthorne

"Ken Dodd' s Tickling Stick

A well lubed finger....

A well lubed cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ken Dodd' s Tickling Stick

A well lubed finger....

"
a poster of a cock

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By *imon the welderMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Ken Dodd' s Tickling Stick

A well lubed finger....

2 well lubed fingers....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ken Dodd' s Tickling Stick

A well lubed finger....

a poster of a cock"

A sheep covered in hair spray

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My tongue

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A Dairylea Cheese Triangle

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

A barge pole

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"A Dairylea Cheese Triangle"

A pylon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/12/18 15:48:04]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donald trumps head

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"Donald trumps head"
you would have to remove it from his own first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A tin of baked beans "

All 57?

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By *firsttimeCouple
over a year ago

halifax

Helen x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

5 Gold Rings

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By *illingVicMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

"5 Gold Rings

My tongue, for a few hours?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A partridge, pear tree is an optional extra

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"5 Gold Rings

My tongue, for a few hours?"

You can have my tongue.....

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

"5 Gold Rings

My tongue, for a few hours?

You can have my tongue.....

Fist

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"5 Gold Rings

My tongue, for a few hours?

You can have my tongue.....

Fist "

Ouch! You'll get back mine!!

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"5 Gold Rings

My tongue, for a few hours?

You can have my tongue.....

Fist "

My largest dildo.

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By *r_BlueEyesMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"5 Gold Rings

My tongue, for a few hours?

You can have my tongue.....

Fist

Ouch! You'll get back mine!!

Anything I can fit up there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/12/18 16:02:22]

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Lynx can, I'll be kind, the mini size lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A couple of Polo mints

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"A couple of Polo mints "

A Savoy cabbage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An original Kenner darth Vader figure complete with lightsaber

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

Yoda, the actual yoda

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Chewbacca

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A wet rolled up copy of the Radio Times

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

All the little playing pieces from a game of Monopoly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yoda, the actual yoda "

Powerful you have become

The dark side I sense in you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the little playing pieces from a game of Monopoly "

Tin tins dog

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"All the little playing pieces from a game of Monopoly

Tin tins dog"

Tintin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the little playing pieces from a game of Monopoly

Tin tins dog"

Popeye’s pipe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All the little playing pieces from a game of Monopoly

Tin tins dog

Tintin"

A strawberry Cornetto

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By *picknspanMan
over a year ago

North West Leeds

"All the little playing pieces from a game of Monopoly

Tin tins dog

Tintin"

A fluffy tale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the little playing pieces from a game of Monopoly

Tin tins dog

Tintin

A fluffy tale"

A note saying 'please turn over'

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"All the little playing pieces from a game of Monopoly

Tin tins dog

Popeye’s pipe"

Scooby-Doo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the little playing pieces from a game of Monopoly

Tin tins dog

Popeye’s pipe

Scooby-Doo "

Shaggy’s sandwich

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"All the little playing pieces from a game of Monopoly

Tin tins dog

Popeye’s pipe

Scooby-Doo

Shaggy’s sandwich "

Shaggy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the little playing pieces from a game of Monopoly

Tin tins dog

Popeye’s pipe

Scooby-Doo

Shaggy’s sandwich

Shaggy"

My sausage

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By *illingVicMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

"5 Gold Rings

My tongue, for a few hours?

You can have my tongue.....

Um... superior to the fist option, I feel! Thanks

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"All the little playing pieces from a game of Monopoly

Tin tins dog

Popeye’s pipe

Scooby-Doo

Shaggy’s sandwich

Shaggy

My sausage"

Link or square?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A pickled onion

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Seeing as you mentioned square, you can have a burger from Wendy's lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Santa... He's sure it was a chimney opening... "

can't stop laughing at this

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Some Signal SR toothpaste so you can have multicoloured poos

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Some Signal SR toothpaste so you can have multicoloured poos

Mouthwash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some Signal SR toothpaste so you can have multicoloured poos

Mouthwash"

Ace’s toothbrush

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Some Signal SR toothpaste so you can have multicoloured poos

Mouthwash

Ace’s toothbrush"

A Cadburys chocolate orange

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over a year ago

"Some Signal SR toothpaste so you can have multicoloured poos

Mouthwash

Ace’s toothbrush

A Cadburys chocolate orange"

You can’t - it’s Terry’s

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Some Signal SR toothpaste so you can have multicoloured poos

Mouthwash

Ace’s toothbrush

A Cadburys chocolate orange"

A jar of pickled cabbage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My tongue.x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Some Signal SR toothpaste so you can have multicoloured poos

Mouthwash

Ace’s toothbrush

A Cadburys chocolate orange

A jar of pickled cabbage"

Have you got a cabbage fixation today Missus?

A tube of Smarties

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By *firsttimeCouple
over a year ago

halifax

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By *firsttimeCouple
over a year ago

halifax

"5 Gold Rings

My tongue, for a few hours?

You can have my tongue.....

My hubby x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 04/12/18 17:23:53]"
Xbox one controller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 04/12/18 17:23:53] Xbox one controller

Sega Megadrive console

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An opened tube of glitter - He it's nearly Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

String of pearls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anal hook

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By *orro_sMan
over a year ago

Swansea

"anal hook

Jellied eels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anal hook

Jellied eels

Miss piggy

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

"anal hook

Jellied eels

Miss piggy"
my tongue then hubby,s cock!. xxxx

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By *aimeSmithTV/TS
over a year ago

Cliss

"anal hook

Jellied eels

Miss piggy my tongue then hubby,s cock!. xxxx

My smooth girly cock xx

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By *owhard007Man
over a year ago

leeds

One finger then thumb followed by my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anal hook

Jellied eels

Miss piggy my tongue then hubby,s cock!. xxxx

My BT home hub just to see if my Wi-Fi signal is any different.

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

cactus

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By *itandhotCouple
over a year ago

citywest

My strap on and hubbys cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

11 Lord's a leaping

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A vase of flowers

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By *illingVicMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

"5 Gold Rings

My tongue, for a few hours?

You can have my tongue.....

My hubby x"

I am unsure if you’re suggesting you stick your hubby up my ass. I imagine an entire human being would be... uncomfortable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5 Gold Rings

My tongue, for a few hours?

You can have my tongue.....

My hubby x

I am unsure if you’re suggesting you stick your hubby up my ass. I imagine an entire human being would be... uncomfortable. "

Some sudo crem after that trauma

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"5 Gold Rings

My tongue, for a few hours?

You can have my tongue.....

My hubby x

I am unsure if you’re suggesting you stick your hubby up my ass. I imagine an entire human being would be... uncomfortable. "

Pfffft, try giving birth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Timmy’s mallet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jim’s mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jim

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