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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It’s on channel 5 now

Love the theme tune to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sing it to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bruce beat chuck Norris

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Bullshiiiiitttt Mr Hannnnn man!’

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Boards don’t hit back.....’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought you were on about fucking my ex mother-in-law

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You straight of a comic book mr Han man

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

After watching the monstrous Bolo kill about five negligent guards:

Mr Han: ‘Are you shocked Mr Williams?’

Williams: ‘Only at how sloppy your man was.’

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Waaaat chaaaaaa!’ - Bruce Lee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not consetwaite on de finga or you will miss all de heavenwee glawee

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Do not consetwaite on de finga or you will miss all de heavenwee glawee "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Classic film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

John Saxon was sloppy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"John Saxon was sloppy"

Wanna bet?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"John Saxon was sloppy"

I’ve always liked John Saxon as an actor.

Is that a wig or else a comb-over he always sports though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"John Saxon was sloppy

I’ve always liked John Saxon as an actor.

Is that a wig or else a comb-over he always sports though? "

Yeah good actor,shit martial artist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's what happens when Mr gives me his first thrust

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"John Saxon was sloppy

I’ve always liked John Saxon as an actor.

Is that a wig or else a comb-over he always sports though?

Yeah good actor,shit martial artist"

He’s about on the same technical proficiency level as David Hasslehoff in Knight Rider and the late Gil Gerard in Buck Rogers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"John Saxon was sloppy

I’ve always liked John Saxon as an actor.

Is that a wig or else a comb-over he always sports though?

Yeah good actor,shit martial artist"

If you go on YouTube, there is a video of the first ever televised world karate championship from the late 60’s

Bob wall is there, Joe Lewis is explaining an Chuck Norris cried off an wasn’t there cos he was injured.

But to be honest, they ain’t all that.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UNIwtVe63LM

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Random Enter The Dragon Fact: During the fight scene between Bruce and Bob Wall (playing O’Hara in the movie), Bob was required to thrust a broken glass bottle at our hero who was to kick it out of his hand.

Two problems sadly ensued during filming however:

1) Real glass was for some reason used instead of sugar glass (!!!)

and

2) The sequence was badly mistimed initially resulting in Bruce sustaining a nasty, stitches requiring gash to his hand which halted filming for quite some time.

Whoops.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The art of farting without farting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Channel 5 has been good all night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Random Enter The Dragon Fact: During the fight scene between Bruce and Bob Wall (playing O’Hara in the movie), Bob was required to thrust a broken glass bottle at our hero who was to kick it out of his hand.

Two problems sadly ensued during filming however:

1) Real glass was for some reason used instead of sugar glass (!!!)

and

2) The sequence was badly mistimed initially resulting in Bruce sustaining a nasty, stitches requiring gash to his hand which halted filming for quite some time.

Whoops.

"

Steven Seagal threatened to shoot Bob wall if he came over to his place when bob rang him up and told him to stop slagging off Bruce Lee or he’d come over and batter him.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Random Enter The Dragon Fact: During the fight scene between Bruce and Bob Wall (playing O’Hara in the movie), Bob was required to thrust a broken glass bottle at our hero who was to kick it out of his hand.

Two problems sadly ensued during filming however:

1) Real glass was for some reason used instead of sugar glass (!!!)

and

2) The sequence was badly mistimed initially resulting in Bruce sustaining a nasty, stitches requiring gash to his hand which halted filming for quite some time.

Whoops.

Steven Seagal threatened to shoot Bob wall if he came over to his place when bob rang him up and told him to stop slagging off Bruce Lee or he’d come over and batter him. "

There’s so many funny stories regarding Seagal (and his delusional behaviour)

Did you hear the hilarious one concerning Gene LeBell applying a headlock on him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Random Enter The Dragon Fact: During the fight scene between Bruce and Bob Wall (playing O’Hara in the movie), Bob was required to thrust a broken glass bottle at our hero who was to kick it out of his hand.

Two problems sadly ensued during filming however:

1) Real glass was for some reason used instead of sugar glass (!!!)

and

2) The sequence was badly mistimed initially resulting in Bruce sustaining a nasty, stitches requiring gash to his hand which halted filming for quite some time.

Whoops.

Steven Seagal threatened to shoot Bob wall if he came over to his place when bob rang him up and told him to stop slagging off Bruce Lee or he’d come over and batter him.

There’s so many funny stories regarding Seagal (and his delusional behaviour)

Did you hear the hilarious one concerning Gene LeBell applying a headlock on him? "

Yeah he did a RNC and had him unconscious in front of a load of people.

He’s the guy taught judo to chuck Norris and Bruce Lee.

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By *eckycreweslutTV/TS
over a year ago

crewe

mega film!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"John Saxon was sloppy

I’ve always liked John Saxon as an actor.

Is that a wig or else a comb-over he always sports though?

Yeah good actor,shit martial artist

He’s about on the same technical proficiency level as David Hasslehoff in Knight Rider and the late Gil Gerard in Buck Rogers "

Gil Gerard is dead!!!!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Random Enter The Dragon Fact: During the fight scene between Bruce and Bob Wall (playing O’Hara in the movie), Bob was required to thrust a broken glass bottle at our hero who was to kick it out of his hand.

Two problems sadly ensued during filming however:

1) Real glass was for some reason used instead of sugar glass (!!!)

and

2) The sequence was badly mistimed initially resulting in Bruce sustaining a nasty, stitches requiring gash to his hand which halted filming for quite some time.

Whoops.

Steven Seagal threatened to shoot Bob wall if he came over to his place when bob rang him up and told him to stop slagging off Bruce Lee or he’d come over and batter him.

There’s so many funny stories regarding Seagal (and his delusional behaviour)

Did you hear the hilarious one concerning Gene LeBell applying a headlock on him?

Yeah he did a RNC and had him unconscious in front of a load of people.

He’s the guy taught judo to chuck Norris and Bruce Lee. "

That’s the guy

There’s a bit more to the story according to Gene himself though (and a few other witnesses apparently).

Basically, Steven was boasting that his Akido training had rendered him impervious to being ‘Chocked Out.’

Gene’s apparently a decent sort and isn’t confrontational so let Seagal’s boasts slide initially.

However Seagal kept pushing for Gene to try his mettle against him and he eventually agreed to put Seagal in the lock.

He did so and not only did Seagal immediately pass out through the carotid compression/oxygen deprivation of the technique..............but he also shat in his pants for all to behold (and smell)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Random Enter The Dragon Fact: During the fight scene between Bruce and Bob Wall (playing O’Hara in the movie), Bob was required to thrust a broken glass bottle at our hero who was to kick it out of his hand.

Two problems sadly ensued during filming however:

1) Real glass was for some reason used instead of sugar glass (!!!)

and

2) The sequence was badly mistimed initially resulting in Bruce sustaining a nasty, stitches requiring gash to his hand which halted filming for quite some time.

Whoops.

Steven Seagal threatened to shoot Bob wall if he came over to his place when bob rang him up and told him to stop slagging off Bruce Lee or he’d come over and batter him.

There’s so many funny stories regarding Seagal (and his delusional behaviour)

Did you hear the hilarious one concerning Gene LeBell applying a headlock on him?

Yeah he did a RNC and had him unconscious in front of a load of people.

He’s the guy taught judo to chuck Norris and Bruce Lee.

That’s the guy

There’s a bit more to the story according to Gene himself though (and a few other witnesses apparently).

Basically, Steven was boasting that his Akido training had rendered him impervious to being ‘Chocked Out.’

Gene’s apparently a decent sort and isn’t confrontational so let Seagal’s boasts slide initially.

However Seagal kept pushing for Gene to try his mettle against him and he eventually agreed to put Seagal in the lock.

He did so and not only did Seagal immediately pass out through the carotid compression/oxygen deprivation of the technique..............but he also shat in his pants for all to behold (and smell) "

Seagal is a twat

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"John Saxon was sloppy

I’ve always liked John Saxon as an actor.

Is that a wig or else a comb-over he always sports though?

Yeah good actor,shit martial artist

He’s about on the same technical proficiency level as David Hasslehoff in Knight Rider and the late Gil Gerard in Buck Rogers

Gil Gerard is dead!!!!"

Yes, sadly so I used to love Buck Rogers (and the sexy ladies in it - remember Wilma?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"John Saxon was sloppy

I’ve always liked John Saxon as an actor.

Is that a wig or else a comb-over he always sports though?

Yeah good actor,shit martial artist

He’s about on the same technical proficiency level as David Hasslehoff in Knight Rider and the late Gil Gerard in Buck Rogers

Gil Gerard is dead!!!!

Yes, sadly so I used to love Buck Rogers (and the sexy ladies in it - remember Wilma?)

"

Fit as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Random Enter The Dragon Fact: During the fight scene between Bruce and Bob Wall (playing O’Hara in the movie), Bob was required to thrust a broken glass bottle at our hero who was to kick it out of his hand.

Two problems sadly ensued during filming however:

1) Real glass was for some reason used instead of sugar glass (!!!)

and

2) The sequence was badly mistimed initially resulting in Bruce sustaining a nasty, stitches requiring gash to his hand which halted filming for quite some time.

Whoops.

Steven Seagal threatened to shoot Bob wall if he came over to his place when bob rang him up and told him to stop slagging off Bruce Lee or he’d come over and batter him.

There’s so many funny stories regarding Seagal (and his delusional behaviour)

Did you hear the hilarious one concerning Gene LeBell applying a headlock on him?

Yeah he did a RNC and had him unconscious in front of a load of people.

He’s the guy taught judo to chuck Norris and Bruce Lee.

That’s the guy

There’s a bit more to the story according to Gene himself though (and a few other witnesses apparently).

Basically, Steven was boasting that his Akido training had rendered him impervious to being ‘Chocked Out.’

Gene’s apparently a decent sort and isn’t confrontational so let Seagal’s boasts slide initially.

However Seagal kept pushing for Gene to try his mettle against him and he eventually agreed to put Seagal in the lock.

He did so and not only did Seagal immediately pass out through the carotid compression/oxygen deprivation of the technique..............but he also shat in his pants for all to behold (and smell)

Seagal is a twat"

Gene Lebell is a ledge

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