FabSwingers.com forum: What made you smile today?

By *icentious OP Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Me was walking the dog though the woods and two big dogs came hurtling towards me.

They weren’t dogs, they were deer, gorgeous to see.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

A new dog grooming tool my word it does a good job, down side picking up all the hair! However one handsome looking hound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting home after suffering a flat tyre, to discover that there was no puncture, thus saving me the cost of new rubber.

Result!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching my youngest and her friend practicing and singing for the Xmas play

May have been a little tear there too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reg Holdsworth and Curley Watts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘You finally dyed your hair purple and blue! This is why you’re my favourite’ - sibilants at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a big family lunch and finally swapping the whole year's birthday and Xmas presents as we never see each other!

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By *allSteveMan
over a year ago

Poole

Nothing as I has a sh1t day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sod all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussycats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I felt so horrendous today but I only had a few clients so I went home, got snuggled under my duvets and had an afternoon nap. I had a little smile to myself before I fell asleep.

Adam got home and said 'are you ok beautiful?' and that made me smile too.

Eve. x

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

A black poodle rocking a red poloneck all in one suit.

Just its head and tail sticking out.

It looked so pleased with itself I had to smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finally finishing decorating my living room ready for new carpets tomorrow

Aaaaand relax!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lady from Fab that I am speaking to on WhatsApp had me in stitches in regards to a joke about helmets, hi vis jackets and an exposed crack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw a squirrel with a little waistcoat on.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I saw a squirrel with a little waistcoat on."

Ah, what was the squirrel wearing?

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By *uit and bootsMan
over a year ago

Manchester

BigT1000, he was lovely, whatever happened to him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone told me I look like a young professor Brian Cox. Happens frequently, never gets old, start talking about stars and the hadron collider in the hope it messes with them.

Oh, my manager showed me a video of her new puppy barking at the painted wolf noises on the Attenborough documentary last night.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

An old horse feeling a bit too full of himself!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The chance of a 80k deal

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

"Someone told me I look like a young professor Brian Cox. Happens frequently, never gets old, start talking about stars and the hadron collider in the hope it messes with them.

Oh, my manager showed me a video of her new puppy barking at the painted wolf noises on the Attenborough documentary last night."

A.i love brian Cox so i really want to see you now

B isn't that series just amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poking bruises accquired in the most delicious way on Saturday

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

Waking up with baby soft skin after an exceptional Yoni massage last night at the expert hands of a fellow fabster...just lush!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Poking bruises accquired in the most delicious way on Saturday

Poking bruises as in bruises from poking?

Ooher.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

A vision in a mirror that's seared in my mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A vision in a mirror that's seared in my mind

Ooooh sounds fun

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

Some lovely messages in my inbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A proposal of marrage by a girl iv never met

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"A proposal of marrage by a girl iv never met

Sounds like one to treat with kid gloves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A proposal of marrage by a girl iv never met

. Can I just say you were the one who said it ages ago!!

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"A vision in a mirror that's seared in my mind

I know what you mean.

If I feel down I look in the mirror and always feel better.

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By *dam and slutCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

The thread telling me I am having a mid life crisis and that this isn't the path to true love and self-fulfillment. ??

xslutx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A vision in a mirror that's seared in my mind

I know what you mean.

If I feel down I look in the mirror and always feel better.

. Why doesn’t that surprise me

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"A vision in a mirror that's seared in my mind

I know what you mean.

If I feel down I look in the mirror and always feel better.

. Why doesn’t that surprise me "

Because you can see my face pic?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"A vision in a mirror that's seared in my mind

Ooooh sounds fun

Yes it was!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A proposal of marrage by a girl iv never met

. Can I just say you were the one who said it ages ago!!"
um nope i have no memory of that event

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

My friends. Always there when I need them. They put a big smile on my grumpy face today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A proposal of marrage by a girl iv never met

. Can I just say you were the one who said it ages ago!!um nope i have no memory of that event

Must have been that time you had 2 buds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw some one fall over earlier. It didn’t make me smile, it made me full on belly chuckle

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Leaving threads from the resident Drama Queens.

Just leave already!

I'm running a book on which one will be back first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw a squirrel with a little waistcoat on.

Ah, what was the squirrel wearing?"

A little waistcoat

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"Leaving threads from the resident Drama Queens.

Just leave already!

I'm running a book on which one will be back first.

You called?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A proposal of marrage by a girl iv never met

. Can I just say you were the one who said it ages ago!!um nope i have no memory of that event

Must have been that time you had 2 buds "
low blow anyone know a good devorce lawyer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some lovely messages in my inbox

. "

You’re very welcome. I meant everything I said!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The "silent night" post in the bed 'song title' thread.

Topical humour at its best, he's a funny guy.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I saw a squirrel with a little waistcoat on.

Ah, what was the squirrel wearing?

A little waistcoat "

Oh, I thought that was you.

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"Some lovely messages in my inbox

You’re very welcome. I meant everything I said!

I always love to hear your dulcet tones sugar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The "silent night" post in the bed 'song title' thread.

Topical humour at its best, he's a funny guy."

I thought that was funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The "silent night" post in the bed 'song title' thread.

Topical humour at its best, he's a funny guy.

I thought that was funny

Thank you,I feel better now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What made me smile today was just reading the "ever met the one thread".. Howling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Oreo I just ate. Ok, I ate more than one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing my little ones faces, as they saw santa and Rudolph this evening

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I finished a project and had some good feedback.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waking up stupidly early and exhausted then remembering I'm off work

A leisurely breakfast without anyone talking at me

Going to the cinema and getting completely absorbed in the film with chocolate snacks

Medicinal red wine on a Monday because no work again tomorrow

Happy fucking days x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hearing Gerry Cinnamon "sometimes" on Radio X

A toddler at work calling every female he saw "nanny"

Looking into the eyes of Mr, feeling like the whole world stops around us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some lovely messages in my inbox

. "

What was he like?

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"Some lovely messages in my inbox

What was he like?

One of them looked like a woman who knows how to wear hosiery.

10 denier max, please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some lovely messages in my inbox

What was he like?

One of them looked like a woman who knows how to wear hosiery.

10 denier max, please

. "

Who’s Max?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hearing Gerry Cinnamon "sometimes" on Radio X

A toddler at work calling every female he saw "nanny"

Looking into the eyes of Mr, feeling like the whole world stops around us.

Whereas I didn't bear witness to the toddler. He sounds adorable though. The others made me beam like a searchlight mind!

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"Some lovely messages in my inbox

What was he like?

One of them looked like a woman who knows how to wear hosiery.

10 denier max, please

Who’s Max?"

Me.

Others are min. But nobody cares about them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some lovely messages in my inbox

What was he like?

One of them looked like a woman who knows how to wear hosiery.

10 denier max, please

Who’s Max?

Me.

Others are min. But nobody cares about them.

Hello Max!

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"Some lovely messages in my inbox

What was he like?

One of them looked like a woman who knows how to wear hosiery.

10 denier max, please

Who’s Max?

Me.

Others are min. But nobody cares about them.

Hello Max!"

Hello your majesty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A thread today made me smile, actually I did laugh out loud,it was about a ginger man's butthole

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I got measured today for surgical stockings to wear during a general anaesthetic and I was small !

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"I got measured today for surgical stockings to wear during a general anaesthetic and I was small ! "

That’s a result

Hope all goes well with the op. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing the angry man from Grindr on the bus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seeing the angry man from Grindr on the bus

I've just fuckin mentioned that above^^^^^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A thread today made me smile, actually I did laugh out loud,it was about a ginger man's butthole "

Ahem, his spunky ginger bum hole.

That we later established had ‘roids and a bit of pooh visible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seeing the angry man from Grindr on the bus

I've just fuckin mentioned that above^^^^^^"

He looked so fucking angry.

An he’s messaged me again

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"A thread today made me smile, actually I did laugh out loud,it was about a ginger man's butthole

Ahem, his spunky ginger bum hole.

That we later established had ‘roids and a bit of pooh visible.

Tone. Lowered.

Good work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seeing the angry man from Grindr on the bus

I've just fuckin mentioned that above^^^^^^

He looked so fucking angry.

An he’s messaged me again

Why don't you just stick your penis into his ginger love hole,you know you want to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My daughter said daddy you love me and I love you but that doesn't mean I don't love cake lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seeing the angry man from Grindr on the bus

I've just fuckin mentioned that above^^^^^^

He looked so fucking angry.

An he’s messaged me again

Why don't you just stick your penis into his ginger love hole,you know you want to"

I wouldn’t stick your umbrella in there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A thread today made me smile, actually I did laugh out loud,it was about a ginger man's butthole

Ahem, his spunky ginger bum hole.

That we later established had ‘roids and a bit of pooh visible.

Tone. Lowered.

Good work.

It’s going down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A thread today made me smile, actually I did laugh out loud,it was about a ginger man's butthole

Ahem, his spunky ginger bum hole.

That we later established had ‘roids and a bit of pooh visible.

Tone. Lowered.

Good work.

Are you the tone monitor?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A thread today made me smile, actually I did laugh out loud,it was about a ginger man's butthole

Ahem, his spunky ginger bum hole.

That we later established had ‘roids and a bit of pooh visible.

Tone. Lowered.

Good work.

Are you the tone monitor?"

I recon he should shaft the angry man from Grindr

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"A thread today made me smile, actually I did laugh out loud,it was about a ginger man's butthole

Ahem, his spunky ginger bum hole.

That we later established had ‘roids and a bit of pooh visible.

Tone. Lowered.

Good work.

Are you the tone monitor?"

Yep.

I run this place now, didn’t you get the memo??

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"A thread today made me smile, actually I did laugh out loud,it was about a ginger man's butthole

Ahem, his spunky ginger bum hole.

That we later established had ‘roids and a bit of pooh visible.

Tone. Lowered.

Good work.

Are you the tone monitor?

I recon he should shaft the angry man from Grindr

I doubt he’s good looking enough for someone of my calibre.

(+ I’m straight

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By *rHornyGentMan
over a year ago

South East London

"BigT1000, he was lovely, whatever happened to him?

Probably back in his uni classes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A thread today made me smile, actually I did laugh out loud,it was about a ginger man's butthole

Ahem, his spunky ginger bum hole.

That we later established had ‘roids and a bit of pooh visible.

Tone. Lowered.

Good work.

Are you the tone monitor?

I recon he should shaft the angry man from Grindr

Am I having a conversation with you on two threads? Fuck it I'm going bed,and I'll be dreaming of ginger buttholes thanks to you

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"BigT1000, he was lovely, whatever happened to him?

Probably back in his uni classes

At Plymouth uni

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A thread today made me smile, actually I did laugh out loud,it was about a ginger man's butthole

Ahem, his spunky ginger bum hole.

That we later established had ‘roids and a bit of pooh visible.

Tone. Lowered.

Good work.

Are you the tone monitor?

I recon he should shaft the angry man from Grindr

I doubt he’s good looking enough for someone of my calibre.

(+ I’m straight

). "

Yeah of course you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A thread today made me smile, actually I did laugh out loud,it was about a ginger man's butthole

Ahem, his spunky ginger bum hole.

That we later established had ‘roids and a bit of pooh visible.

Tone. Lowered.

Good work.

Are you the tone monitor?

I recon he should shaft the angry man from Grindr

I doubt he’s good looking enough for someone of my calibre.

(+ I’m straight

). "

Go on, he’d already got his mate to fire one off up there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A thread today made me smile, actually I did laugh out loud,it was about a ginger man's butthole

Ahem, his spunky ginger bum hole.

That we later established had ‘roids and a bit of pooh visible.

Tone. Lowered.

Good work.

Are you the tone monitor?

I recon he should shaft the angry man from Grindr

Am I having a conversation with you on two threads? Fuck it I'm going bed,and I'll be dreaming of ginger buttholes thanks to you"

Thank Grindr

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By *bonynivoryCouple
over a year ago

market harborough

The Christmas tree and decorations are down from the loft. Tree is up waiting to be decorated tomorrow. The best part is the dogs haven't destroyed it yet

Mrs

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"A thread today made me smile, actually I did laugh out loud,it was about a ginger man's butthole

Ahem, his spunky ginger bum hole.

That we later established had ‘roids and a bit of pooh visible.

Tone. Lowered.

Good work.

Are you the tone monitor?

I recon he should shaft the angry man from Grindr

I doubt he’s good looking enough for someone of my calibre.

(+ I’m straight

Go on, he’d already got his mate to fire one off up there.

Sadly I can’t change it.

Judging from what a couple of gay mates have told me I’d do pretty well if I swung that way.

My sexuality is what it is sadly

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By *rHornyGentMan
over a year ago

South East London

Updating my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A thread today made me smile, actually I did laugh out loud,it was about a ginger man's butthole

Ahem, his spunky ginger bum hole.

That we later established had ‘roids and a bit of pooh visible.

Tone. Lowered.

Good work.

Are you the tone monitor?

I recon he should shaft the angry man from Grindr

I doubt he’s good looking enough for someone of my calibre.

(+ I’m straight

Go on, he’d already got his mate to fire one off up there.

Sadly I can’t change it.

Judging from what a couple of gay mates have told me I’d do pretty well if I swung that way.

My sexuality is what it is sadly

. "

Force yourself, take one for the team.

Or ya know ..... give angry ginger bum hole man one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Catching up with some old fab friends has made me smile

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"A thread today made me smile, actually I did laugh out loud,it was about a ginger man's butthole

Ahem, his spunky ginger bum hole.

That we later established had ‘roids and a bit of pooh visible.

Tone. Lowered.

Good work.

Are you the tone monitor?

I recon he should shaft the angry man from Grindr

I doubt he’s good looking enough for someone of my calibre.

(+ I’m straight

Go on, he’d already got his mate to fire one off up there.

Sadly I can’t change it.

Judging from what a couple of gay mates have told me I’d do pretty well if I swung that way.

My sexuality is what it is sadly

Force yourself, take one for the team.

Or ya know ..... give angry ginger bum hole man one

Double bag it. One over my head, one over his incase mine falls off.

Hmmmm. Still nah, sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A thread today made me smile, actually I did laugh out loud,it was about a ginger man's butthole

Ahem, his spunky ginger bum hole.

That we later established had ‘roids and a bit of pooh visible.

Tone. Lowered.

Good work.

Are you the tone monitor?

I recon he should shaft the angry man from Grindr

I doubt he’s good looking enough for someone of my calibre.

(+ I’m straight

Go on, he’d already got his mate to fire one off up there.

Sadly I can’t change it.

Judging from what a couple of gay mates have told me I’d do pretty well if I swung that way.

My sexuality is what it is sadly

Force yourself, take one for the team.

Or ya know ..... give angry ginger bum hole man one

Double bag it. One over my head, one over his incase mine falls off.

Hmmmm. Still nah, sorry

. "

Coward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My daughter said daddy you love me and I love you but that doesn't mean I don't love cake lol"

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"A thread today made me smile, actually I did laugh out loud,it was about a ginger man's butthole

Ahem, his spunky ginger bum hole.

That we later established had ‘roids and a bit of pooh visible.

Tone. Lowered.

Good work.

Are you the tone monitor?

I recon he should shaft the angry man from Grindr

I doubt he’s good looking enough for someone of my calibre.

(+ I’m straight

Go on, he’d already got his mate to fire one off up there.

Sadly I can’t change it.

Judging from what a couple of gay mates have told me I’d do pretty well if I swung that way.

My sexuality is what it is sadly

Force yourself, take one for the team.

Or ya know ..... give angry ginger bum hole man one

Double bag it. One over my head, one over his incase mine falls off.

Hmmmm. Still nah, sorry

Coward "

That mental image didn’t make me smile, either, so you’re dismally failing on this thread.

Shush!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

got ma hole

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"got ma hole"

You’ve got more than one

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Anal sex with Hitler on the Grindr bus

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Someone told me I look like a young professor Brian Cox. Happens frequently, never gets old, start talking about stars and the hadron collider in the hope it messes with them.

Oh, my manager showed me a video of her new puppy barking at the painted wolf noises on the Attenborough documentary last night.

A.i love brian Cox so i really want to see you now

B isn't that series just amazing

I look like an old Brian Cox... waiting for the thousands of messages and offers

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over a year ago

Ummmm confuses by above...

Mine was buying myself lilies and roses. Looking forward to them opening up.

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over a year ago

"A thread today made me smile, actually I did laugh out loud,it was about a ginger man's butthole

Ahem, his spunky ginger bum hole.

That we later established had ‘roids and a bit of pooh visible.

Tone. Lowered.

Good work.

Are you the tone monitor?

I recon he should shaft the angry man from Grindr

I doubt he’s good looking enough for someone of my calibre.

(+ I’m straight

Go on, he’d already got his mate to fire one off up there.

Sadly I can’t change it.

Judging from what a couple of gay mates have told me I’d do pretty well if I swung that way.

My sexuality is what it is sadly

Force yourself, take one for the team.

Or ya know ..... give angry ginger bum hole man one

Double bag it. One over my head, one over his incase mine falls off.

Hmmmm. Still nah, sorry

Coward

That mental image didn’t make me smile, either, so you’re dismally failing on this thread.

Shush! "

Nah Gowan

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"A thread today made me smile, actually I did laugh out loud,it was about a ginger man's butthole

Ahem, his spunky ginger bum hole.

That we later established had ‘roids and a bit of pooh visible.

Tone. Lowered.

Good work.

Are you the tone monitor?

I recon he should shaft the angry man from Grindr

I doubt he’s good looking enough for someone of my calibre.

(+ I’m straight

Go on, he’d already got his mate to fire one off up there.

Sadly I can’t change it.

Judging from what a couple of gay mates have told me I’d do pretty well if I swung that way.

My sexuality is what it is sadly

Force yourself, take one for the team.

Or ya know ..... give angry ginger bum hole man one

Double bag it. One over my head, one over his incase mine falls off.

Hmmmm. Still nah, sorry

Coward

That mental image didn’t make me smile, either, so you’re dismally failing on this thread.

Shush!

Nah Gowan "

Who the hell is that?

For future reference, when you address me, “my liege” is the correct term.

Run along now, I don’t expect to have to remind you again. If I do, I might dock your pay

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over a year ago

"A thread today made me smile, actually I did laugh out loud,it was about a ginger man's butthole

Ahem, his spunky ginger bum hole.

That we later established had ‘roids and a bit of pooh visible.

Tone. Lowered.

Good work.

Are you the tone monitor?

I recon he should shaft the angry man from Grindr

I doubt he’s good looking enough for someone of my calibre.

(+ I’m straight

Go on, he’d already got his mate to fire one off up there.

Sadly I can’t change it.

Judging from what a couple of gay mates have told me I’d do pretty well if I swung that way.

My sexuality is what it is sadly

Force yourself, take one for the team.

Or ya know ..... give angry ginger bum hole man one

Double bag it. One over my head, one over his incase mine falls off.

Hmmmm. Still nah, sorry

Coward

That mental image didn’t make me smile, either, so you’re dismally failing on this thread.

Shush!

Nah Gowan

Who the hell is that?

For future reference, when you address me, “my liege” is the correct term.

Run along now, I don’t expect to have to remind you again. If I do, I might dock your pay

Nah I wanna bonus for finding you a stinky ginger pinky cream pie even if he is an angry over 50z

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"A thread today made me smile, actually I did laugh out loud,it was about a ginger man's butthole

Ahem, his spunky ginger bum hole.

That we later established had ‘roids and a bit of pooh visible.

Tone. Lowered.

Good work.

Are you the tone monitor?

I recon he should shaft the angry man from Grindr

I doubt he’s good looking enough for someone of my calibre.

(+ I’m straight

Go on, he’d already got his mate to fire one off up there.

Sadly I can’t change it.

Judging from what a couple of gay mates have told me I’d do pretty well if I swung that way.

My sexuality is what it is sadly

Force yourself, take one for the team.

Or ya know ..... give angry ginger bum hole man one

Double bag it. One over my head, one over his incase mine falls off.

Hmmmm. Still nah, sorry

Coward

That mental image didn’t make me smile, either, so you’re dismally failing on this thread.

Shush!

Nah Gowan

Who the hell is that?

For future reference, when you address me, “my liege” is the correct term.

Run along now, I don’t expect to have to remind you again. If I do, I might dock your pay

Nah I wanna bonus for finding you a stinky ginger pinky cream pie even if he is an angry over 50z

Ye gods. What a mental image.

You’re hereby dismissed. Time for you to be seen and not heard, I reckon.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

My little dog on a mad one in the garden, running around at full pelt, then fell asleep by the fire knackered

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over a year ago

"A thread today made me smile, actually I did laugh out loud,it was about a ginger man's butthole

Ahem, his spunky ginger bum hole.

That we later established had ‘roids and a bit of pooh visible.

Tone. Lowered.

Good work.

Are you the tone monitor?

I recon he should shaft the angry man from Grindr

I doubt he’s good looking enough for someone of my calibre.

(+ I’m straight

Go on, he’d already got his mate to fire one off up there.

Sadly I can’t change it.

Judging from what a couple of gay mates have told me I’d do pretty well if I swung that way.

My sexuality is what it is sadly

Force yourself, take one for the team.

Or ya know ..... give angry ginger bum hole man one

Double bag it. One over my head, one over his incase mine falls off.

Hmmmm. Still nah, sorry

Coward

That mental image didn’t make me smile, either, so you’re dismally failing on this thread.

Shush!

Nah Gowan

Who the hell is that?

For future reference, when you address me, “my liege” is the correct term.

Run along now, I don’t expect to have to remind you again. If I do, I might dock your pay

Nah I wanna bonus for finding you a stinky ginger pinky cream pie even if he is an angry over 50z

Ye gods. What a mental image.

You’re hereby dismissed. Time for you to be seen and not heard, I reckon.

Shush just do as thou art told

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over a year ago

Hither Green

"A thread today made me smile, actually I did laugh out loud,it was about a ginger man's butthole

Ahem, his spunky ginger bum hole.

That we later established had ‘roids and a bit of pooh visible.

Tone. Lowered.

Good work.

Are you the tone monitor?

I recon he should shaft the angry man from Grindr

I doubt he’s good looking enough for someone of my calibre.

(+ I’m straight

Go on, he’d already got his mate to fire one off up there.

Sadly I can’t change it.

Judging from what a couple of gay mates have told me I’d do pretty well if I swung that way.

My sexuality is what it is sadly

Force yourself, take one for the team.

Or ya know ..... give angry ginger bum hole man one

Double bag it. One over my head, one over his incase mine falls off.

Hmmmm. Still nah, sorry

Coward

That mental image didn’t make me smile, either, so you’re dismally failing on this thread.

Shush!

Nah Gowan

Who the hell is that?

For future reference, when you address me, “my liege” is the correct term.

Run along now, I don’t expect to have to remind you again. If I do, I might dock your pay

Nah I wanna bonus for finding you a stinky ginger pinky cream pie even if he is an angry over 50z

Ye gods. What a mental image.

You’re hereby dismissed. Time for you to be seen and not heard, I reckon.

Shush just do as thou art told

You need to be careful.

I could have forgiven you previous indescretion. I was merely going have you slung into the stables with the rest of the animals.

The rate you’re going I’ll have to have you killed and tossed into the moat

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over a year ago

"A thread today made me smile, actually I did laugh out loud,it was about a ginger man's butthole

Ahem, his spunky ginger bum hole.

That we later established had ‘roids and a bit of pooh visible.

Tone. Lowered.

Good work.

Are you the tone monitor?

I recon he should shaft the angry man from Grindr

I doubt he’s good looking enough for someone of my calibre.

(+ I’m straight

Go on, he’d already got his mate to fire one off up there.

Sadly I can’t change it.

Judging from what a couple of gay mates have told me I’d do pretty well if I swung that way.

My sexuality is what it is sadly

Force yourself, take one for the team.

Or ya know ..... give angry ginger bum hole man one

Double bag it. One over my head, one over his incase mine falls off.

Hmmmm. Still nah, sorry

Coward

That mental image didn’t make me smile, either, so you’re dismally failing on this thread.

Shush!

Nah Gowan

Who the hell is that?

For future reference, when you address me, “my liege” is the correct term.

Run along now, I don’t expect to have to remind you again. If I do, I might dock your pay

Nah I wanna bonus for finding you a stinky ginger pinky cream pie even if he is an angry over 50z

Ye gods. What a mental image.

You’re hereby dismissed. Time for you to be seen and not heard, I reckon.

Shush just do as thou art told

You need to be careful.

I could have forgiven you previous indescretion. I was merely going have you slung into the stables with the rest of the animals.

The rate you’re going I’ll have to have you killed and tossed into the moat

. "

Wait till the results of the poll come in- power to the people

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over a year ago

Hither Green

"A thread today made me smile, actually I did laugh out loud,it was about a ginger man's butthole

Ahem, his spunky ginger bum hole.

That we later established had ‘roids and a bit of pooh visible.

Tone. Lowered.

Good work.

Are you the tone monitor?

I recon he should shaft the angry man from Grindr

I doubt he’s good looking enough for someone of my calibre.

(+ I’m straight

Go on, he’d already got his mate to fire one off up there.

Sadly I can’t change it.

Judging from what a couple of gay mates have told me I’d do pretty well if I swung that way.

My sexuality is what it is sadly

Force yourself, take one for the team.

Or ya know ..... give angry ginger bum hole man one

Double bag it. One over my head, one over his incase mine falls off.

Hmmmm. Still nah, sorry

Coward

That mental image didn’t make me smile, either, so you’re dismally failing on this thread.

Shush!

Nah Gowan

Who the hell is that?

For future reference, when you address me, “my liege” is the correct term.

Run along now, I don’t expect to have to remind you again. If I do, I might dock your pay

Nah I wanna bonus for finding you a stinky ginger pinky cream pie even if he is an angry over 50z

Ye gods. What a mental image.

You’re hereby dismissed. Time for you to be seen and not heard, I reckon.

Shush just do as thou art told

You need to be careful.

I could have forgiven you previous indescretion. I was merely going have you slung into the stables with the rest of the animals.

The rate you’re going I’ll have to have you killed and tossed into the moat

Wait till the results of the poll come in- power to the people

The people?

You mo fos can eat cake

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over a year ago

"A thread today made me smile, actually I did laugh out loud,it was about a ginger man's butthole

Ahem, his spunky ginger bum hole.

That we later established had ‘roids and a bit of pooh visible.

Tone. Lowered.

Good work.

Are you the tone monitor?

I recon he should shaft the angry man from Grindr

I doubt he’s good looking enough for someone of my calibre.

(+ I’m straight

Go on, he’d already got his mate to fire one off up there.

Sadly I can’t change it.

Judging from what a couple of gay mates have told me I’d do pretty well if I swung that way.

My sexuality is what it is sadly

Force yourself, take one for the team.

Or ya know ..... give angry ginger bum hole man one

Double bag it. One over my head, one over his incase mine falls off.

Hmmmm. Still nah, sorry

Coward

That mental image didn’t make me smile, either, so you’re dismally failing on this thread.

Shush!

Nah Gowan

Who the hell is that?

For future reference, when you address me, “my liege” is the correct term.

Run along now, I don’t expect to have to remind you again. If I do, I might dock your pay

Nah I wanna bonus for finding you a stinky ginger pinky cream pie even if he is an angry over 50z

Ye gods. What a mental image.

You’re hereby dismissed. Time for you to be seen and not heard, I reckon.

Shush just do as thou art told

You need to be careful.

I could have forgiven you previous indescretion. I was merely going have you slung into the stables with the rest of the animals.

The rate you’re going I’ll have to have you killed and tossed into the moat

Wait till the results of the poll come in- power to the people

The people?

You mo fos can eat cake

And ice cream

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"A thread today made me smile, actually I did laugh out loud,it was about a ginger man's butthole

Ahem, his spunky ginger bum hole.

That we later established had ‘roids and a bit of pooh visible.

Tone. Lowered.

Good work.

Are you the tone monitor?

I recon he should shaft the angry man from Grindr

I doubt he’s good looking enough for someone of my calibre.

(+ I’m straight

Go on, he’d already got his mate to fire one off up there.

Sadly I can’t change it.

Judging from what a couple of gay mates have told me I’d do pretty well if I swung that way.

My sexuality is what it is sadly

Force yourself, take one for the team.

Or ya know ..... give angry ginger bum hole man one

Double bag it. One over my head, one over his incase mine falls off.

Hmmmm. Still nah, sorry

Coward

That mental image didn’t make me smile, either, so you’re dismally failing on this thread.

Shush!

Nah Gowan

Who the hell is that?

For future reference, when you address me, “my liege” is the correct term.

Run along now, I don’t expect to have to remind you again. If I do, I might dock your pay

Nah I wanna bonus for finding you a stinky ginger pinky cream pie even if he is an angry over 50z

Ye gods. What a mental image.

You’re hereby dismissed. Time for you to be seen and not heard, I reckon.

Shush just do as thou art told

You need to be careful.

I could have forgiven you previous indescretion. I was merely going have you slung into the stables with the rest of the animals.

The rate you’re going I’ll have to have you killed and tossed into the moat

Wait till the results of the poll come in- power to the people

The people?

You mo fos can eat cake

And ice cream

Oi! Stop flirting.

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over a year ago

"A thread today made me smile, actually I did laugh out loud,it was about a ginger man's butthole

Ahem, his spunky ginger bum hole.

That we later established had ‘roids and a bit of pooh visible.

Tone. Lowered.

Good work.

Are you the tone monitor?

I recon he should shaft the angry man from Grindr

I doubt he’s good looking enough for someone of my calibre.

(+ I’m straight

Go on, he’d already got his mate to fire one off up there.

Sadly I can’t change it.

Judging from what a couple of gay mates have told me I’d do pretty well if I swung that way.

My sexuality is what it is sadly

Force yourself, take one for the team.

Or ya know ..... give angry ginger bum hole man one

Double bag it. One over my head, one over his incase mine falls off.

Hmmmm. Still nah, sorry

Coward

That mental image didn’t make me smile, either, so you’re dismally failing on this thread.

Shush!

Nah Gowan

Who the hell is that?

For future reference, when you address me, “my liege” is the correct term.

Run along now, I don’t expect to have to remind you again. If I do, I might dock your pay

Nah I wanna bonus for finding you a stinky ginger pinky cream pie even if he is an angry over 50z

Ye gods. What a mental image.

You’re hereby dismissed. Time for you to be seen and not heard, I reckon.

Shush just do as thou art told

You need to be careful.

I could have forgiven you previous indescretion. I was merely going have you slung into the stables with the rest of the animals.

The rate you’re going I’ll have to have you killed and tossed into the moat

Wait till the results of the poll come in- power to the people

The people?

You mo fos can eat cake

And ice cream

Oi! Stop flirting.

Was just thinking how well the cake thing went for Marie

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"A thread today made me smile, actually I did laugh out loud,it was about a ginger man's butthole

Ahem, his spunky ginger bum hole.

That we later established had ‘roids and a bit of pooh visible.

Tone. Lowered.

Good work.

Are you the tone monitor?

I recon he should shaft the angry man from Grindr

I doubt he’s good looking enough for someone of my calibre.

(+ I’m straight

Go on, he’d already got his mate to fire one off up there.

Sadly I can’t change it.

Judging from what a couple of gay mates have told me I’d do pretty well if I swung that way.

My sexuality is what it is sadly

Force yourself, take one for the team.

Or ya know ..... give angry ginger bum hole man one

Double bag it. One over my head, one over his incase mine falls off.

Hmmmm. Still nah, sorry

Coward

That mental image didn’t make me smile, either, so you’re dismally failing on this thread.

Shush!

Nah Gowan

Who the hell is that?

For future reference, when you address me, “my liege” is the correct term.

Run along now, I don’t expect to have to remind you again. If I do, I might dock your pay

Nah I wanna bonus for finding you a stinky ginger pinky cream pie even if he is an angry over 50z

Ye gods. What a mental image.

You’re hereby dismissed. Time for you to be seen and not heard, I reckon.

Shush just do as thou art told

You need to be careful.

I could have forgiven you previous indescretion. I was merely going have you slung into the stables with the rest of the animals.

The rate you’re going I’ll have to have you killed and tossed into the moat

Wait till the results of the poll come in- power to the people

The people?

You mo fos can eat cake

And ice cream

Oi! Stop flirting.

Was just thinking how well the cake thing went for Marie

Not well.

But that only goes to show how you look at things from the perspective of a peasant...

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"A thread today made me smile, actually I did laugh out loud,it was about a ginger man's butthole

Ahem, his spunky ginger bum hole.

That we later established had ‘roids and a bit of pooh visible.

Tone. Lowered.

Good work.

Are you the tone monitor?

I recon he should shaft the angry man from Grindr

I doubt he’s good looking enough for someone of my calibre.

(+ I’m straight

Go on, he’d already got his mate to fire one off up there.

Sadly I can’t change it.

Judging from what a couple of gay mates have told me I’d do pretty well if I swung that way.

My sexuality is what it is sadly

Force yourself, take one for the team.

Or ya know ..... give angry ginger bum hole man one

Double bag it. One over my head, one over his incase mine falls off.

Hmmmm. Still nah, sorry

Coward

That mental image didn’t make me smile, either, so you’re dismally failing on this thread.

Shush!

Nah Gowan

Who the hell is that?

For future reference, when you address me, “my liege” is the correct term.

Run along now, I don’t expect to have to remind you again. If I do, I might dock your pay

Nah I wanna bonus for finding you a stinky ginger pinky cream pie even if he is an angry over 50z

Ye gods. What a mental image.

You’re hereby dismissed. Time for you to be seen and not heard, I reckon.

Shush just do as thou art told

You need to be careful.

I could have forgiven you previous indescretion. I was merely going have you slung into the stables with the rest of the animals.

The rate you’re going I’ll have to have you killed and tossed into the moat

Wait till the results of the poll come in- power to the people

The people?

You mo fos can eat cake

And ice cream

Oi! Stop flirting.

Was just thinking how well the cake thing went for Marie

Not well.

But that only goes to show how you look at things from the perspective of a peasant...

Well there’s one thumbs up in the poll thread already

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"A thread today made me smile, actually I did laugh out loud,it was about a ginger man's butthole

Ahem, his spunky ginger bum hole.

That we later established had ‘roids and a bit of pooh visible.

Tone. Lowered.

Good work.

Are you the tone monitor?

I recon he should shaft the angry man from Grindr

I doubt he’s good looking enough for someone of my calibre.

(+ I’m straight

Go on, he’d already got his mate to fire one off up there.

Sadly I can’t change it.

Judging from what a couple of gay mates have told me I’d do pretty well if I swung that way.

My sexuality is what it is sadly

Force yourself, take one for the team.

Or ya know ..... give angry ginger bum hole man one

Double bag it. One over my head, one over his incase mine falls off.

Hmmmm. Still nah, sorry

Coward

That mental image didn’t make me smile, either, so you’re dismally failing on this thread.

Shush!

Nah Gowan

Who the hell is that?

For future reference, when you address me, “my liege” is the correct term.

Run along now, I don’t expect to have to remind you again. If I do, I might dock your pay

Nah I wanna bonus for finding you a stinky ginger pinky cream pie even if he is an angry over 50z

Ye gods. What a mental image.

You’re hereby dismissed. Time for you to be seen and not heard, I reckon.

Shush just do as thou art told

You need to be careful.

I could have forgiven you previous indescretion. I was merely going have you slung into the stables with the rest of the animals.

The rate you’re going I’ll have to have you killed and tossed into the moat

Wait till the results of the poll come in- power to the people

The people?

You mo fos can eat cake

And ice cream

Oi! Stop flirting.

Was just thinking how well the cake thing went for Marie

Not well.

But that only goes to show how you look at things from the perspective of a peasant...

Well there’s one thumbs up in the poll thread already

You need to stop thinking about my pole.

Once again, aspiration trumps reality on Fab.

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over a year ago

"A thread today made me smile, actually I did laugh out loud,it was about a ginger man's butthole

Ahem, his spunky ginger bum hole.

That we later established had ‘roids and a bit of pooh visible.

Tone. Lowered.

Good work.

Are you the tone monitor?

I recon he should shaft the angry man from Grindr

I doubt he’s good looking enough for someone of my calibre.

(+ I’m straight

Go on, he’d already got his mate to fire one off up there.

Sadly I can’t change it.

Judging from what a couple of gay mates have told me I’d do pretty well if I swung that way.

My sexuality is what it is sadly

Force yourself, take one for the team.

Or ya know ..... give angry ginger bum hole man one

Double bag it. One over my head, one over his incase mine falls off.

Hmmmm. Still nah, sorry

Coward

That mental image didn’t make me smile, either, so you’re dismally failing on this thread.

Shush!

Nah Gowan

Who the hell is that?

For future reference, when you address me, “my liege” is the correct term.

Run along now, I don’t expect to have to remind you again. If I do, I might dock your pay

Nah I wanna bonus for finding you a stinky ginger pinky cream pie even if he is an angry over 50z

Ye gods. What a mental image.

You’re hereby dismissed. Time for you to be seen and not heard, I reckon.

Shush just do as thou art told

You need to be careful.

I could have forgiven you previous indescretion. I was merely going have you slung into the stables with the rest of the animals.

The rate you’re going I’ll have to have you killed and tossed into the moat

Wait till the results of the poll come in- power to the people

The people?

You mo fos can eat cake

And ice cream

Oi! Stop flirting.

Was just thinking how well the cake thing went for Marie

Not well.

But that only goes to show how you look at things from the perspective of a peasant...

Well there’s one thumbs up in the poll thread already

You need to stop thinking about my pole.

Once again, aspiration trumps reality on Fab.

Shush you know you want too

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