FabSwingers.com forum: The 2018 Fab Awards

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is someone going to start the ball rolling on the annual lamp post pissing contest?

I'd do it but I can't be bothered with counting votes...

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

I’d do it if a gave a fuck , but as I don’t , I shan’t be volunteering either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nit my bag i already know what i am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aren’t all awards some type of sycophantic exercise in their own way?

I’ll join you in the nominee list for ‘cynic of the year’

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aren’t all awards some type of sycophantic exercise in their own way?

I’ll join you in the nominee list for ‘cynic of the year’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d do it if a gave a fuck , but as I don’t , I shan’t be volunteering either

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Well that's 2 nominee's already for the Couldn't give a fuck award

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d do it if a gave a fuck , but as I don’t , I shan’t be volunteering either

Well that's 2 nominee's already for the Couldn't give a fuck award

But will either turn up on presentations night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d do it if a gave a fuck , but as I don’t , I shan’t be volunteering either

Well that's 2 nominee's already for the Couldn't give a fuck award

I don’t even know what it means

. It’s not even on google!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d do it if a gave a fuck , but as I don’t , I shan’t be volunteering either

Well that's 2 nominee's already for the Couldn't give a fuck award

But will either turn up on presentations night?

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Strong and valid point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could someone enlighten me on this years award categories - besides the 'Couldn't give a fuck' award?

Is there an award for horniest DJ?

Tinseliest penis?

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By *utsidenakedMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Another award, ill have to but more shelves

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"I’d do it if a gave a fuck , but as I don’t , I shan’t be volunteering either

Well that's 2 nominee's already for the Couldn't give a fuck award

But will either turn up on presentations night?

Strong and valid point

An excellent point , and we certainly won’t be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d do it if a gave a fuck , but as I don’t , I shan’t be volunteering either

Well that's 2 nominee's already for the Couldn't give a fuck award

But will either turn up on presentations night?

Strong and valid point

An excellent point , and we certainly won’t be

Well if if it was up to me and I gave a fuck you guys could win it for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Best Tits.

Best Cock.

Most likely to go unlos.

Nicest bloke / bird.

Person who has a mate (who's a ninja)

Person most deserving a bit of fab luck

Randomest poster.

Best Threadkiller.

Most lamp posts pissed on in a thread.

Most tenuous link from initial post to "nice tits"

Flounce of the year.

Most likely to say "Russian Roulette" on a bareback thread...

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Best Tits.

Best Cock.

Most likely to go unlos.

Nicest bloke / bird.

Person who has a mate (who's a ninja)

Person most deserving a bit of fab luck

Randomest poster.

Best Threadkiller.

Most lamp posts pissed on in a thread.

Most tenuous link from initial post to "nice tits"

Flounce of the year.

Most likely to say "Russian Roulette" on a bareback thread...

These are awesome categories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best Tits.

Best Cock.

Most likely to go unlos.

Nicest bloke / bird.

Person who has a mate (who's a ninja)

Person most deserving a bit of fab luck

Randomest poster.

Best Threadkiller.

Most lamp posts pissed on in a thread.

Most tenuous link from initial post to "nice tits"

Flounce of the year.

Most likely to say "Russian Roulette" on a bareback thread...

Interesting categories.... However I'll probably have to have a run at the 2019 awards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best Tits.

Best Cock.

Most likely to go unlos.

Nicest bloke / bird.

Person who has a mate (who's a ninja)

Person most deserving a bit of fab luck

Randomest poster.

Best Threadkiller.

Most lamp posts pissed on in a thread.

Most tenuous link from initial post to "nice tits"

Flounce of the year.

Most likely to say "Russian Roulette" on a bareback thread...

These are awesome categories

I could be a contender for the Threadkiller award, lol

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I’m just writing my acceptance speech, wait a few minutes before announcing anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best Tits.

Best Cock.

Most likely to go unlos.

Nicest bloke / bird.

Person who has a mate (who's a ninja)

Person most deserving a bit of fab luck

Randomest poster.

Best Threadkiller.

Most lamp posts pissed on in a thread.

Most tenuous link from initial post to "nice tits"

Flounce of the year.

Most likely to say "Russian Roulette" on a bareback thread...

Can I be nominated for the most deserving of a bit of fab luck please

. And I’m quite a nice bird too deep down. Very deep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best Tits.

Best Cock.

Most likely to go unlos.

Nicest bloke / bird.

Person who has a mate (who's a ninja)

Person most deserving a bit of fab luck

Randomest poster.

Best Threadkiller.

Most lamp posts pissed on in a thread.

Most tenuous link from initial post to "nice tits"

Flounce of the year.

Most likely to say "Russian Roulette" on a bareback thread...

Can I be nominated for the most deserving of a bit of fab luck please

. And I’m quite a nice bird too deep down. Very deep

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anytime

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Best Tits.

Best Cock.

Most likely to go unlos.

Nicest bloke / bird.

Person who has a mate (who's a ninja)

Person most deserving a bit of fab luck

Randomest poster.

Best Threadkiller.

Most lamp posts pissed on in a thread.

Most tenuous link from initial post to "nice tits"

Flounce of the year.

Most likely to say "Russian Roulette" on a bareback thread...

Can I be nominated for the most deserving of a bit of fab luck please

. And I’m quite a nice bird too deep down. Very deep

You'll have to blow, I mean bribe the OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m just writing my acceptance speech, wait a few minutes before announcing anything "
Most premature fabber?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best Tits.

Best Cock.

Most likely to go unlos.

Nicest bloke / bird.

Person who has a mate (who's a ninja)

Person most deserving a bit of fab luck

Randomest poster.

Best Threadkiller.

Most lamp posts pissed on in a thread.

Most tenuous link from initial post to "nice tits"

Flounce of the year.

Most likely to say "Russian Roulette" on a bareback thread...

Can I be nominated for the most deserving of a bit of fab luck please

. And I’m quite a nice bird too deep down. Very deep

You'll have to blow, I mean bribe the OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bump.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Shit categories ........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit categories ........"

Hellooooooo. Where’ve ya been?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Shit categories ........"

How about longest gap between forum posts?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shit categories ........

Going for the grumpiest fabber?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwnnnnnn

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Shit categories ........

Hellooooooo. Where’ve ya been?! "

Ulllooooooooo Nora. Today I have been to The Asda.

In Liverpool it's not Asda. Its THE Asda.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Shit categories ........

Going for the grumpiest fabber?

Not this year. I can't fit another Grumpy award on the shelf.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Best Tits.

Best Cock.

Most likely to go unlos.

Nicest bloke / bird.

Person who has a mate (who's a ninja)

Person most deserving a bit of fab luck

Randomest poster.

Best Threadkiller.

Most lamp posts pissed on in a thread.

Most tenuous link from initial post to "nice tits"

Flounce of the year.

Most likely to say "Russian Roulette" on a bareback thread...

These are awesome categories

I could be a contender for the Threadkiller award, lol"

That's me!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Shit categories ........

How about longest gap between forum posts?

You win ........ !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit categories ........

Hellooooooo. Where’ve ya been?!

Ulllooooooooo Nora. Today I have been to The Asda.

In Liverpool it's not Asda. Its THE Asda. "

Haha. Is it not deee Asda?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Shit categories ........

How about longest gap between forum posts?

You win ........ !!"

The laptop keys got stuck down. Had to save up for a new one. Took a while.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit categories ........

How about longest gap between forum posts?

Winner!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Shit categories ........

Hellooooooo. Where’ve ya been?!

Ulllooooooooo Nora. Today I have been to The Asda.

In Liverpool it's not Asda. Its THE Asda.

Haha. Is it not deee Asda?"

Deffo de Asda

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Is someone going to start the ball rolling on the annual lamp post pissing contest?

I'd do it but I can't be bothered with counting votes..."
Comeback player of the year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit categories ........

How about longest gap between forum posts?

You win ........ !!"

Damn... read the whole thread first, scarlet!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Best Tits.

Best Cock.

Most likely to go unlos.

Nicest bloke / bird.

Person who has a mate (who's a ninja)

Person most deserving a bit of fab luck

Randomest poster.

Best Threadkiller.

Most lamp posts pissed on in a thread.

Most tenuous link from initial post to "nice tits"

Flounce of the year.

Most likely to say "Russian Roulette" on a bareback thread...

You forgot best flirt

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

Just give me the award now ffs... hate all the suspense

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Shit categories ........

How about longest gap between forum posts?

You win ........ !!

Damn... read the whole thread first, scarlet!

Can we have the category of ........

Sayin' what someone's already said ???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Best Tits.

Best Cock.

Most likely to go unlos.

Nicest bloke / bird.

Person who has a mate (who's a ninja)

Person most deserving a bit of fab luck

Randomest poster.

Best Threadkiller.

Most lamp posts pissed on in a thread.

Most tenuous link from initial post to "nice tits"

Flounce of the year.

Most likely to say "Russian Roulette" on a bareback thread...

You forgot best flirt

And worst flirt

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Just give me the award now ffs... hate all the suspense

It would save a lot of trouble if we just gave it to you wouldn't it?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

What about a category for people who repeat what others say, only using different words?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What about a category for people who repeat what others say, only using different words?

Or the cellophane award for most invisible fabber

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"What about a category for people who repeat what others say, only using different words?

You win !!!!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

To answer the OP's question I'm not going to be involved. Tried it once but all the 'hate' wasn't worth the amount of effort it takes sadly

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"What about a category for people who repeat what others say, only using different words?

Or the cellophane award for most invisible fabber"

They call me Mr. Cellophane ...... name that film !

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"What about a category for people who repeat what others say, only using different words?

You win !!!! "

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"To answer the OP's question I'm not going to be involved. Tried it once but all the 'hate' wasn't worth the amount of effort it takes sadly

People get jealous....... OMG do they get jealous.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"To answer the OP's question I'm not going to be involved. Tried it once but all the 'hate' wasn't worth the amount of effort it takes sadly

People get jealous....... OMG do they get jealous."

And nasty with it, was a real eye opener for me

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Most beard threads started.

Most confusing name.

Over-compensator of the year.

Most creative variation on kiss/fuck/avoid.

Subtlest "look at me" thread.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Anyway my UNLOS of the year goes to Hatter

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By *hesexpeopleCouple
over a year ago

s wales

"What about a category for people who repeat what others say, only using different words?

Or the cellophane award for most invisible fabber

They call me Mr. Cellophane ...... name that film !"

Chicago!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyway my UNLOS of the year goes to Hatter

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"What about a category for people who repeat what others say, only using different words?

Or the cellophane award for most invisible fabber

They call me Mr. Cellophane ...... name that film !

Chicago!"

Shit. I thought it was Bugsy Malone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in her enough to recognise any contenders

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Hottest lips?

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

"Just give me the award now ffs... hate all the suspense

It would save a lot of trouble if we just gave it to you wouldn't it?"

we could close the thread and all go home then... innit x

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Not in her enough to recognise any contenders "

In who?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not in her enough to recognise any contenders

In who?"

here, sorry, haven’t got my glasses on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not in her enough to recognise any contenders "

You definitely need to get in her more.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Not in her enough to recognise any contenders

You definitely need to get in her more."

Agree

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Can I nominate Dan for the "Most Gratuitous Use Of The Word "Bobbins" Award" - think he'll be the only nominee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I nominate Dan for the "Most Gratuitous Use Of The Word "Bobbins" Award" - think he'll be the only nominee

Moi?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is someone going to start the ball rolling on the annual lamp post pissing contest?

I'd do it but I can't be bothered with counting votes..."

Do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we add 'best thumb but struggling to type messages with it ?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Can we add 'best thumb but struggling to type messages with it ? "

That category has my n as me written all over it!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Can we add 'best thumb but struggling to type messages with it ?

That category has my n as me written all over it!

See

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we add 'best thumb but struggling to type messages with it ?

That category has my n as me written all over it!

See

Bless you xoxo GG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we add 'best thumb but struggling to type messages with it ?

That category has my n as me written all over it!

See

Winner!

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