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".. my inbox and Kik seems to be full of Christmas trees, advent calendars and decorations. But, sadly, distinctly lacking in gratuitous female nudity! Come on ladies, as much as I appreciate all your festive efforts around the house throw in a naughty or two *every now and then* .. purrrlease?! What’s making YOU think you might be on the wrong site right now?! " I could always forward you some of the dick pics I've had this morning? | |||
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"Strange men asking for pics of my Xmas decorations rather than my tits " hahahaha now I've got to clean up my coffee!!! | |||
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"Strange men asking for pics of my Xmas decorations rather than my tits " What can I say? It’s a kink of mine | |||
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"Strange men asking for pics of my Xmas decorations rather than my tits What can I say? It’s a kink of mine " Somehow I’m not even remotely surprised by that. | |||
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"Strange men asking for pics of my Xmas decorations rather than my tits " Don't be concerned, I just want to see your tits... x | |||
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"Strange men asking for pics of my Xmas decorations rather than my tits What can I say? It’s a kink of mine Somehow I’m not even remotely surprised by that. " ‘Candy canes......mmmm yessss!!’ *fappety fap* | |||
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"Guess my daily nudes aren’t good enough Fine I’ll go cry myself to sleep Suit yourself " ooh I’ll have to pop over to instant messaging application of choice and see if daily selfie has arrived! .. | |||
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"Strange men asking for pics of my Xmas decorations rather than my tits " Oi, I'm not that strange ya know Missus! | |||
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"Strange men asking for pics of my Xmas decorations rather than my tits What can I say? It’s a kink of mine Somehow I’m not even remotely surprised by that. ‘Candy canes......mmmm yessss!!’ *fappety fap* " You actually really intrigue me but also scare me a teeny bit. | |||
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"Strange men asking for pics of my Xmas decorations rather than my tits Oi, I'm not that strange ya know Missus! " Hmmmmmmm | |||
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"Strange men asking for pics of my Xmas decorations rather than my tits " Show us yer baubles. | |||
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"Strange men asking for pics of my Xmas decorations rather than my tits What can I say? It’s a kink of mine Somehow I’m not even remotely surprised by that. ‘Candy canes......mmmm yessss!!’ *fappety fap* You actually really intrigue me but also scare me a teeny bit. " Oh, I’m harmless even off the heavy meds dosage and even then, they’re only prescribed to inhibit my somewhat curious proclivities for attempting to mate with trees and letter boxes..... | |||
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"I havn't got mine up yet. " Can you send me a pic when you have? (Damn!! I’m doing it wrong again aren’t I!!) | |||
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"Strange men asking for pics of my Xmas decorations rather than my tits What can I say? It’s a kink of mine Somehow I’m not even remotely surprised by that. ‘Candy canes......mmmm yessss!!’ *fappety fap* You actually really intrigue me but also scare me a teeny bit. Oh, I’m harmless even off the heavy meds dosage and even then, they’re only prescribed to inhibit my somewhat curious proclivities for attempting to mate with trees and letter boxes..... " | |||
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"Strange men asking for pics of my Xmas decorations rather than my tits " Haha I’ll take the latter if on offer | |||
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"I havn't got mine up yet. " What! I'm surprised that no one has offered to help you out with that one | |||
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"Strange men asking for pics of my Xmas decorations rather than my tits Oi, I'm not that strange ya know Missus! Hmmmmmmm " I think you would like to find out? | |||
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"Guess my daily nudes aren’t good enough Fine I’ll go cry myself to sleep Suit yourself ooh I’ll have to pop over to instant messaging application of choice and see if daily selfie has arrived! .. " I hadn’t sent it yet - it’s a rubbish one today buddy | |||
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"Guess my daily nudes aren’t good enough Fine I’ll go cry myself to sleep Suit yourself ooh I’ll have to pop over to instant messaging application of choice and see if daily selfie has arrived! .. I hadn’t sent it yet - it’s a rubbish one today buddy " Aww none of your pics are rubbish Queen. | |||
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"Guess my daily nudes aren’t good enough Fine I’ll go cry myself to sleep Suit yourself ooh I’ll have to pop over to instant messaging application of choice and see if daily selfie has arrived! .. I hadn’t sent it yet - it’s a rubbish one today buddy " Ahh it’s Fab as usual! Thank you! I love my daily selfie, one of the highlights of my day! | |||
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"Guess my daily nudes aren’t good enough Fine I’ll go cry myself to sleep Suit yourself ooh I’ll have to pop over to instant messaging application of choice and see if daily selfie has arrived! .. I hadn’t sent it yet - it’s a rubbish one today buddy Ahh it’s Fab as usual! Thank you! I love my daily selfie, one of the highlights of my day! " Bloody favouritism | |||
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"Strange men asking for pics of my Xmas decorations rather than my tits Oi, I'm not that strange ya know Missus! Hmmmmmmm I think you would like to find out? " Can’t I have a beard phobia | |||
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"Guess my daily nudes aren’t good enough Fine I’ll go cry myself to sleep Suit yourself ooh I’ll have to pop over to instant messaging application of choice and see if daily selfie has arrived! .. I hadn’t sent it yet - it’s a rubbish one today buddy Ahh it’s Fab as usual! Thank you! I love my daily selfie, one of the highlights of my day! Bloody favouritism " He’s just saying that so I don’t blab to the world he is actually a she called Debra from Newcastle | |||
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"I havn't got mine up yet. Can you send me a pic when you have? (Damn!! I’m doing it wrong again aren’t I!!) " You tinsel whore | |||
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"I havn't got mine up yet. What! I'm surprised that no one has offered to help you out with that one " Its quite a big one. Takes some wrangling | |||
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"Guess my daily nudes aren’t good enough Fine I’ll go cry myself to sleep Suit yourself ooh I’ll have to pop over to instant messaging application of choice and see if daily selfie has arrived! .. I hadn’t sent it yet - it’s a rubbish one today buddy Ahh it’s Fab as usual! Thank you! I love my daily selfie, one of the highlights of my day! Bloody favouritism He’s just saying that so I don’t blab to the world he is actually a she called Debra from Newcastle " He did have a bit of a Geordie twang now I come to think of it | |||
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"Guess my daily nudes aren’t good enough Fine I’ll go cry myself to sleep Suit yourself ooh I’ll have to pop over to instant messaging application of choice and see if daily selfie has arrived! .. I hadn’t sent it yet - it’s a rubbish one today buddy Ahh it’s Fab as usual! Thank you! I love my daily selfie, one of the highlights of my day! Bloody favouritism He’s just saying that so I don’t blab to the world he is actually a she called Debra from Newcastle He did have a bit of a Geordie twang now I come to think of it " | |||
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"Strange men asking for pics of my Xmas decorations rather than my tits Oi, I'm not that strange ya know Missus! Hmmmmmmm I think you would like to find out? Can’t I have a beard phobia " I have a razor and am getting quite bored with ma goatee if I'm totally honest, ma hair is gonna stay quite long though | |||
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"Guess my daily nudes aren’t good enough Fine I’ll go cry myself to sleep Suit yourself ooh I’ll have to pop over to instant messaging application of choice and see if daily selfie has arrived! .. I hadn’t sent it yet - it’s a rubbish one today buddy Ahh it’s Fab as usual! Thank you! I love my daily selfie, one of the highlights of my day! Bloody favouritism " Well .. ANYONE can send daily selfies if they want to .. #JustSayin’ | |||
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"Guess my daily nudes aren’t good enough Fine I’ll go cry myself to sleep Suit yourself ooh I’ll have to pop over to instant messaging application of choice and see if daily selfie has arrived! .. I hadn’t sent it yet - it’s a rubbish one today buddy Ahh it’s Fab as usual! Thank you! I love my daily selfie, one of the highlights of my day! Bloody favouritism Well .. ANYONE can send daily selfies if they want to .. #JustSayin’" So I’m just ‘ANYONE’ to you now? Huh?! | |||
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"Guess my daily nudes aren’t good enough Fine I’ll go cry myself to sleep Suit yourself ooh I’ll have to pop over to instant messaging application of choice and see if daily selfie has arrived! .. I hadn’t sent it yet - it’s a rubbish one today buddy Ahh it’s Fab as usual! Thank you! I love my daily selfie, one of the highlights of my day! Bloody favouritism Well .. ANYONE can send daily selfies if they want to .. #JustSayin’ So I’m just ‘ANYONE’ to you now? Huh?!" Oooooooh. You’re treading on very thin ice now Danny boy. Send me all my pics immediately! And hers too! | |||
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"Guess my daily nudes aren’t good enough Fine I’ll go cry myself to sleep Suit yourself ooh I’ll have to pop over to instant messaging application of choice and see if daily selfie has arrived! .. I hadn’t sent it yet - it’s a rubbish one today buddy Ahh it’s Fab as usual! Thank you! I love my daily selfie, one of the highlights of my day! Bloody favouritism Well .. ANYONE can send daily selfies if they want to .. #JustSayin’ So I’m just ‘ANYONE’ to you now? Huh?! Oooooooh. You’re treading on very thin ice now Danny boy. Send me all my pics immediately! And hers too!" Is that cracks I can hear? From the ice? HMMMM | |||
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"Guess my daily nudes aren’t good enough Fine I’ll go cry myself to sleep Suit yourself ooh I’ll have to pop over to instant messaging application of choice and see if daily selfie has arrived! .. I hadn’t sent it yet - it’s a rubbish one today buddy Ahh it’s Fab as usual! Thank you! I love my daily selfie, one of the highlights of my day! Bloody favouritism Well .. ANYONE can send daily selfies if they want to .. #JustSayin’ So I’m just ‘ANYONE’ to you now? Huh?! Oooooooh. You’re treading on very thin ice now Danny boy. Send me all my pics immediately! And hers too!" Backs away slowly!! Anyway people of Fab! Why do YOU think you’re on the wrong site right now!?! | |||
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"Anyway people of Fab! Why do YOU think you’re on the wrong site right now!?! " Cos fabguys is full? | |||
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"Who are you trying to kid? You love it! Aren’t my lights pretty? " I have tree envy! They’re lush! | |||
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"I’m on the wrong site because I’m looking for a nice guy to have a monogamous relationship with!" Not every guy likes being rimmed everyday though Annie | |||
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"Well I was going to treat you to a glimpse of my Christmas apron... But I guess I'll take it off and get dressed again " .. well let’s not be hasty now! | |||
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"I’m on the wrong site because I’m looking for a nice guy to have a monogamous relationship with! Not every guy likes being rimmed everyday though Annie " He could have it done whilst he slept. He doesn’t have to be awake for it. | |||
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"I’m on the wrong site because I’m looking for a nice guy to have a monogamous relationship with! Not every guy likes being rimmed everyday though Annie He could have it done whilst he slept. He doesn’t have to be awake for it. " | |||
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"I’m pellucidly on the erroneous site..... I thought FAB related to Gerry Anderson’s Thunderbirds. Imagine my surprise when I found out what actually goes on here.... " You also seem to have swallowed a goodly bit of Jane Austen. Or another thesaurus | |||
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"I’m pellucidly on the erroneous site..... I thought FAB related to Gerry Anderson’s Thunderbirds. Imagine my surprise when I found out what actually goes on here.... You also seem to have swallowed a goodly bit of Jane Austen. Or another thesaurus " I love a bit of Jane Austin.....all those bodices and garters......mmmmm *blood rushes to loin area* | |||
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"I’m pellucidly on the erroneous site..... I thought FAB related to Gerry Anderson’s Thunderbirds. Imagine my surprise when I found out what actually goes on here.... You also seem to have swallowed a goodly bit of Jane Austen. Or another thesaurus I love a bit of Jane Austin.....all those bodices and garters......mmmmm *blood rushes to loin area* " My bodice doth heave for you. | |||
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".. my inbox and Kik seems to be full of Christmas trees, advent calendars and decorations. But, sadly, distinctly lacking in gratuitous female nudity! Come on ladies, as much as I appreciate all your festive efforts around the house throw in a naughty or two *every now and then* .. purrrlease?! What’s making YOU think you might be on the wrong site right now?! " Excellent effort. Hope you got a lot | |||
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".. my inbox and Kik seems to be full of Christmas trees, advent calendars and decorations. But, sadly, distinctly lacking in gratuitous female nudity! Come on ladies, as much as I appreciate all your festive efforts around the house throw in a naughty or two *every now and then* .. purrrlease?! What’s making YOU think you might be on the wrong site right now?! Excellent effort. Hope you got a lot " Ha thank you! I actually got more Chrimbo decs than gratuitous nudity! But I did get some! Thanks to those that did #youknowwhoyouare | |||
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"I’m pellucidly on the erroneous site..... I thought FAB related to Gerry Anderson’s Thunderbirds. Imagine my surprise when I found out what actually goes on here.... You also seem to have swallowed a goodly bit of Jane Austen. Or another thesaurus I love a bit of Jane Austin.....all those bodices and garters......mmmmm *blood rushes to loin area* My bodice doth heave for you. " He He - My loins doth now swell in licentious anticipation.....so much so that the buttons on my manly britches have now popped and flown across the courtyard, subsequently knocking over a lowly stablehand | |||
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" Ha thank you! I actually got more Chrimbo decs than gratuitous nudity! But I did get some! Thanks to those that did #youknowwhoyouare " As long as you didn’t get many cock pics haha | |||
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"I’m pellucidly on the erroneous site..... I thought FAB related to Gerry Anderson’s Thunderbirds. Imagine my surprise when I found out what actually goes on here.... You also seem to have swallowed a goodly bit of Jane Austen. Or another thesaurus I love a bit of Jane Austin.....all those bodices and garters......mmmmm *blood rushes to loin area* My bodice doth heave for you. He He - My loins doth now swell in licentious anticipation.....so much so that the buttons on my manly britches have now popped and flown across the courtyard, subsequently knocking over a lowly stablehand " Lets hope he doesn't tumble into that handy water trough, so stood before me will be a bulging nearly trouserless gent and a (no doubt) shirtless wet stablehand. Whatever is a girl to do, my fan will flutter uncontrollably | |||
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