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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

.. my inbox and Kik seems to be full of Christmas trees, advent calendars and decorations.

But, sadly, distinctly lacking in gratuitous female nudity!

Come on ladies, as much as I appreciate all your festive efforts around the house throw in a naughty or two *every now and then* .. purrrlease?!

What’s making YOU think you might be on the wrong site right now?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".. my inbox and Kik seems to be full of Christmas trees, advent calendars and decorations.

But, sadly, distinctly lacking in gratuitous female nudity!

Come on ladies, as much as I appreciate all your festive efforts around the house throw in a naughty or two *every now and then* .. purrrlease?!

What’s making YOU think you might be on the wrong site right now?! "

I could always forward you some of the dick pics I've had this morning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strange men asking for pics of my Xmas decorations rather than my tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Strange men asking for pics of my Xmas decorations rather than my tits "

hahahaha now I've got to clean up my coffee!!!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Strange men asking for pics of my Xmas decorations rather than my tits "

What can I say? It’s a kink of mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guess my daily nudes aren’t good enough

Fine

I’ll go cry myself to sleep

Suit yourself

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

Pot, kettle, black

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Strange men asking for pics of my Xmas decorations rather than my tits

What can I say? It’s a kink of mine "

Somehow I’m not even remotely surprised by that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Strange men asking for pics of my Xmas decorations rather than my tits "

Don't be concerned, I just want to see your tits... x

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Strange men asking for pics of my Xmas decorations rather than my tits

What can I say? It’s a kink of mine

Somehow I’m not even remotely surprised by that. "

‘Candy canes......mmmm yessss!!’ *fappety fap*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Guess my daily nudes aren’t good enough

Fine

I’ll go cry myself to sleep

Suit yourself

"

ooh I’ll have to pop over to instant messaging application of choice and see if daily selfie has arrived! ..

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Strange men asking for pics of my Xmas decorations rather than my tits "

Oi, I'm not that strange ya know Missus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Strange men asking for pics of my Xmas decorations rather than my tits

What can I say? It’s a kink of mine

Somehow I’m not even remotely surprised by that.

‘Candy canes......mmmm yessss!!’ *fappety fap* "

You actually really intrigue me but also scare me a teeny bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Strange men asking for pics of my Xmas decorations rather than my tits

Oi, I'm not that strange ya know Missus! "

Hmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Strange men asking for pics of my Xmas decorations rather than my tits "

Show us yer baubles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I havn't got mine up yet.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Strange men asking for pics of my Xmas decorations rather than my tits

What can I say? It’s a kink of mine

Somehow I’m not even remotely surprised by that.

‘Candy canes......mmmm yessss!!’ *fappety fap*

You actually really intrigue me but also scare me a teeny bit. "

Oh, I’m harmless even off the heavy meds dosage and even then, they’re only prescribed to inhibit my somewhat curious proclivities for attempting to mate with trees and letter boxes.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I havn't got mine up yet. "

Can you send me a pic when you have?

(Damn!! I’m doing it wrong again aren’t I!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Strange men asking for pics of my Xmas decorations rather than my tits

What can I say? It’s a kink of mine

Somehow I’m not even remotely surprised by that.

‘Candy canes......mmmm yessss!!’ *fappety fap*

You actually really intrigue me but also scare me a teeny bit.

Oh, I’m harmless even off the heavy meds dosage and even then, they’re only prescribed to inhibit my somewhat curious proclivities for attempting to mate with trees and letter boxes..... "

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley


"Strange men asking for pics of my Xmas decorations rather than my tits "

Haha

I’ll take the latter if on offer

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I havn't got mine up yet. "

What! I'm surprised that no one has offered to help you out with that one

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Strange men asking for pics of my Xmas decorations rather than my tits

Oi, I'm not that strange ya know Missus!

Hmmmmmmm "

I think you would like to find out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guess my daily nudes aren’t good enough

Fine

I’ll go cry myself to sleep

Suit yourself

ooh I’ll have to pop over to instant messaging application of choice and see if daily selfie has arrived! .. "

I hadn’t sent it yet - it’s a rubbish one today buddy

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By *ackDanielsWhiteRabbitMan
over a year ago

Halifax


"Guess my daily nudes aren’t good enough

Fine

I’ll go cry myself to sleep

Suit yourself

ooh I’ll have to pop over to instant messaging application of choice and see if daily selfie has arrived! ..

I hadn’t sent it yet - it’s a rubbish one today buddy "

Aww none of your pics are rubbish Queen.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Guess my daily nudes aren’t good enough

Fine

I’ll go cry myself to sleep

Suit yourself

ooh I’ll have to pop over to instant messaging application of choice and see if daily selfie has arrived! ..

I hadn’t sent it yet - it’s a rubbish one today buddy "

Ahh it’s Fab as usual! Thank you!

I love my daily selfie, one of the highlights of my day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guess my daily nudes aren’t good enough

Fine

I’ll go cry myself to sleep

Suit yourself

ooh I’ll have to pop over to instant messaging application of choice and see if daily selfie has arrived! ..

I hadn’t sent it yet - it’s a rubbish one today buddy

Ahh it’s Fab as usual! Thank you!

I love my daily selfie, one of the highlights of my day! "

Bloody favouritism

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Strange men asking for pics of my Xmas decorations rather than my tits

Oi, I'm not that strange ya know Missus!

Hmmmmmmm

I think you would like to find out? "

Can’t I have a beard phobia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guess my daily nudes aren’t good enough

Fine

I’ll go cry myself to sleep

Suit yourself

ooh I’ll have to pop over to instant messaging application of choice and see if daily selfie has arrived! ..

I hadn’t sent it yet - it’s a rubbish one today buddy

Ahh it’s Fab as usual! Thank you!

I love my daily selfie, one of the highlights of my day!

Bloody favouritism "

He’s just saying that so I don’t blab to the world he is actually a she called Debra from Newcastle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I havn't got mine up yet.

Can you send me a pic when you have?

(Damn!! I’m doing it wrong again aren’t I!!) "

You tinsel whore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I havn't got mine up yet.

What! I'm surprised that no one has offered to help you out with that one "

Its quite a big one. Takes some wrangling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guess my daily nudes aren’t good enough

Fine

I’ll go cry myself to sleep

Suit yourself

ooh I’ll have to pop over to instant messaging application of choice and see if daily selfie has arrived! ..

I hadn’t sent it yet - it’s a rubbish one today buddy

Ahh it’s Fab as usual! Thank you!

I love my daily selfie, one of the highlights of my day!

Bloody favouritism

He’s just saying that so I don’t blab to the world he is actually a she called Debra from Newcastle "

He did have a bit of a Geordie twang now I come to think of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guess my daily nudes aren’t good enough

Fine

I’ll go cry myself to sleep

Suit yourself

ooh I’ll have to pop over to instant messaging application of choice and see if daily selfie has arrived! ..

I hadn’t sent it yet - it’s a rubbish one today buddy

Ahh it’s Fab as usual! Thank you!

I love my daily selfie, one of the highlights of my day!

Bloody favouritism

He’s just saying that so I don’t blab to the world he is actually a she called Debra from Newcastle

He did have a bit of a Geordie twang now I come to think of it "

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Strange men asking for pics of my Xmas decorations rather than my tits

Oi, I'm not that strange ya know Missus!

Hmmmmmmm

I think you would like to find out?

Can’t I have a beard phobia "

I have a razor and am getting quite bored with ma goatee if I'm totally honest, ma hair is gonna stay quite long though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was meant to open deliveroo, my thumbs had other ideas

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Guess my daily nudes aren’t good enough

Fine

I’ll go cry myself to sleep

Suit yourself

ooh I’ll have to pop over to instant messaging application of choice and see if daily selfie has arrived! ..

I hadn’t sent it yet - it’s a rubbish one today buddy

Ahh it’s Fab as usual! Thank you!

I love my daily selfie, one of the highlights of my day!

Bloody favouritism "

Well .. ANYONE can send daily selfies if they want to .. #JustSayin’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guess my daily nudes aren’t good enough

Fine

I’ll go cry myself to sleep

Suit yourself

ooh I’ll have to pop over to instant messaging application of choice and see if daily selfie has arrived! ..

I hadn’t sent it yet - it’s a rubbish one today buddy

Ahh it’s Fab as usual! Thank you!

I love my daily selfie, one of the highlights of my day!

Bloody favouritism

Well .. ANYONE can send daily selfies if they want to .. #JustSayin’"

So I’m just ‘ANYONE’ to you now? Huh?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guess my daily nudes aren’t good enough

Fine

I’ll go cry myself to sleep

Suit yourself

ooh I’ll have to pop over to instant messaging application of choice and see if daily selfie has arrived! ..

I hadn’t sent it yet - it’s a rubbish one today buddy

Ahh it’s Fab as usual! Thank you!

I love my daily selfie, one of the highlights of my day!

Bloody favouritism

Well .. ANYONE can send daily selfies if they want to .. #JustSayin’

So I’m just ‘ANYONE’ to you now? Huh?!"

Oooooooh. You’re treading on very thin ice now Danny boy. Send me all my pics immediately! And hers too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guess my daily nudes aren’t good enough

Fine

I’ll go cry myself to sleep

Suit yourself

ooh I’ll have to pop over to instant messaging application of choice and see if daily selfie has arrived! ..

I hadn’t sent it yet - it’s a rubbish one today buddy

Ahh it’s Fab as usual! Thank you!

I love my daily selfie, one of the highlights of my day!

Bloody favouritism

Well .. ANYONE can send daily selfies if they want to .. #JustSayin’

So I’m just ‘ANYONE’ to you now? Huh?!

Oooooooh. You’re treading on very thin ice now Danny boy. Send me all my pics immediately! And hers too!"

Is that cracks I can hear? From the ice? HMMMM

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Guess my daily nudes aren’t good enough

Fine

I’ll go cry myself to sleep

Suit yourself

ooh I’ll have to pop over to instant messaging application of choice and see if daily selfie has arrived! ..

I hadn’t sent it yet - it’s a rubbish one today buddy

Ahh it’s Fab as usual! Thank you!

I love my daily selfie, one of the highlights of my day!

Bloody favouritism

Well .. ANYONE can send daily selfies if they want to .. #JustSayin’

So I’m just ‘ANYONE’ to you now? Huh?!

Oooooooh. You’re treading on very thin ice now Danny boy. Send me all my pics immediately! And hers too!"

Backs away slowly!!

Anyway people of Fab! Why do YOU think you’re on the wrong site right now!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I’m on the wrong site because I fancy someone called Debra from Newcastle

I also haven’t met anyone in months and just in general cba

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Anyway people of Fab! Why do YOU think you’re on the wrong site right now!?! "

Cos fabguys is full?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

Who are you trying to kid? You love it! Aren’t my lights pretty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honest Dan, you wouldn't want to see me in the nud

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who are you trying to kid? You love it! Aren’t my lights pretty? "

I have tree envy! They’re lush!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m on the wrong site because I’m looking for a nice guy to have a monogamous relationship with!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I’m on the wrong site because I’m looking for a nice guy to have a monogamous relationship with!"

Not every guy likes being rimmed everyday though Annie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm here have food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmmm here have food"

And Micky and goofy

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Well I was going to treat you to a glimpse of my Christmas apron... But I guess I'll take it off and get dressed again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I was going to treat you to a glimpse of my Christmas apron... But I guess I'll take it off and get dressed again

"

.. well let’s not be hasty now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m on the wrong site because I’m looking for a nice guy to have a monogamous relationship with!

Not every guy likes being rimmed everyday though Annie "

He could have it done whilst he slept. He doesn’t have to be awake for it.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I’m on the wrong site because I’m looking for a nice guy to have a monogamous relationship with!

Not every guy likes being rimmed everyday though Annie

He could have it done whilst he slept. He doesn’t have to be awake for it. "

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m pellucidly on the erroneous site.....

I thought FAB related to Gerry Anderson’s Thunderbirds.

Imagine my surprise when I found out what actually goes on here....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m pellucidly on the erroneous site.....

I thought FAB related to Gerry Anderson’s Thunderbirds.

Imagine my surprise when I found out what actually goes on here.... "

You also seem to have swallowed a goodly bit of Jane Austen. Or another thesaurus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that’s what I’m doing wrong, forgetting to send a daily selfie to dan. Hummph, x

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I’m pellucidly on the erroneous site.....

I thought FAB related to Gerry Anderson’s Thunderbirds.

Imagine my surprise when I found out what actually goes on here....

You also seem to have swallowed a goodly bit of Jane Austen. Or another thesaurus "

I love a bit of Jane Austin.....all those bodices and garters......mmmmm *blood rushes to loin area*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m pellucidly on the erroneous site.....

I thought FAB related to Gerry Anderson’s Thunderbirds.

Imagine my surprise when I found out what actually goes on here....

You also seem to have swallowed a goodly bit of Jane Austen. Or another thesaurus

I love a bit of Jane Austin.....all those bodices and garters......mmmmm *blood rushes to loin area* "

My bodice doth heave for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".. my inbox and Kik seems to be full of Christmas trees, advent calendars and decorations.

But, sadly, distinctly lacking in gratuitous female nudity!

Come on ladies, as much as I appreciate all your festive efforts around the house throw in a naughty or two *every now and then* .. purrrlease?!

What’s making YOU think you might be on the wrong site right now?! "

Excellent effort. Hope you got a lot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


".. my inbox and Kik seems to be full of Christmas trees, advent calendars and decorations.

But, sadly, distinctly lacking in gratuitous female nudity!

Come on ladies, as much as I appreciate all your festive efforts around the house throw in a naughty or two *every now and then* .. purrrlease?!

What’s making YOU think you might be on the wrong site right now?!

Excellent effort. Hope you got a lot "

Ha thank you!

I actually got more Chrimbo decs than gratuitous nudity! But I did get some!

Thanks to those that did #youknowwhoyouare

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I’m pellucidly on the erroneous site.....

I thought FAB related to Gerry Anderson’s Thunderbirds.

Imagine my surprise when I found out what actually goes on here....

You also seem to have swallowed a goodly bit of Jane Austen. Or another thesaurus

I love a bit of Jane Austin.....all those bodices and garters......mmmmm *blood rushes to loin area*

My bodice doth heave for you. "

He He - My loins doth now swell in licentious anticipation.....so much so that the buttons on my manly britches have now popped and flown across the courtyard, subsequently knocking over a lowly stablehand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Ha thank you!

I actually got more Chrimbo decs than gratuitous nudity! But I did get some!

Thanks to those that did #youknowwhoyouare "

As long as you didn’t get many cock pics haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m pellucidly on the erroneous site.....

I thought FAB related to Gerry Anderson’s Thunderbirds.

Imagine my surprise when I found out what actually goes on here....

You also seem to have swallowed a goodly bit of Jane Austen. Or another thesaurus

I love a bit of Jane Austin.....all those bodices and garters......mmmmm *blood rushes to loin area*

My bodice doth heave for you.

He He - My loins doth now swell in licentious anticipation.....so much so that the buttons on my manly britches have now popped and flown across the courtyard, subsequently knocking over a lowly stablehand "

Lets hope he doesn't tumble into that handy water trough, so stood before me will be a bulging nearly trouserless gent and a (no doubt) shirtless wet stablehand. Whatever is a girl to do, my fan will flutter uncontrollably

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