FabSwingers.com forum: something different

By *ribsa OP Man
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Doubledecker. It was After Eight. They got off at Quality Street. He asked her name

'Polo, I'm the one with the hole'. She said with a Wispa.

'I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts'. He replied. He touched her creme eggs and put his hand into her Snickers. He fondled her flapjacks and she rubbed his tic tacs. It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight and he shot his chewy centre. But 3 days later his Sherbert Dibdab started to itch. Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he's got fuckin Allsorts .

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to be careful when you pick'n'mix.

By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

That's one Aero'va tall tale.