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The Toy that drove you mad

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So what toy you or someone else has bought your child over the years has drove you to the brink of Madness, either noisy or just an utter twat to put together

My sister bought my son a Batman city scene type of thing a few years back. The air was blue while Mark put it together .It was all air powered with a minefield of tubes that made various things happen.9 hours it took him and I think the bairn played with it for 30 mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what toy you or someone else has bought your child over the years has drove you to the brink of Madness, either noisy or just an utter twat to put together

My sister bought my son a Batman city scene type of thing a few years back. The air was blue while Mark put it together .It was all air powered with a minefield of tubes that made various things happen.9 hours it took him and I think the bairn played with it for 30 mins "

Alexa!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i always make sure i buy noisy toys for my families kids . knowing they will be demented for weeks on end ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So what toy you or someone else has bought your child over the years has drove you to the brink of Madness, either noisy or just an utter twat to put together

My sister bought my son a Batman city scene type of thing a few years back. The air was blue while Mark put it together .It was all air powered with a minefield of tubes that made various things happen.9 hours it took him and I think the bairn played with it for 30 mins

Alexa!!! "
There was no such thing back then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what toy you or someone else has bought your child over the years has drove you to the brink of Madness, either noisy or just an utter twat to put together

My sister bought my son a Batman city scene type of thing a few years back. The air was blue while Mark put it together .It was all air powered with a minefield of tubes that made various things happen.9 hours it took him and I think the bairn played with it for 30 mins

Alexa!!! There was no such thing back then "

Oh are you talking years ago? Sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i always make sure i buy noisy toys for my families kids . knowing they will be demented for weeks on end ha ha ha "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what toy you or someone else has bought your child over the years has drove you to the brink of Madness, either noisy or just an utter twat to put together

My sister bought my son a Batman city scene type of thing a few years back. The air was blue while Mark put it together .It was all air powered with a minefield of tubes that made various things happen.9 hours it took him and I think the bairn played with it for 30 mins "

Feckin Bop-it!! That had to mysteriously vanish on Boxing Day!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scalextric!

It too hours to set up then you nan would stand in to or the cars wouldn't work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And what's with toys that have 100's of screws keeping them attached to the packaging ... The cunts in the factory must be sadist's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh heck so many over the years, though I do remember buying my sons some of the micro machines and the vans that transform to roads. I spent hours sticking all the stickers all over them, many of them small and fiddly. Thankfully the boys did like them. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So what toy you or someone else has bought your child over the years has drove you to the brink of Madness, either noisy or just an utter twat to put together

My sister bought my son a Batman city scene type of thing a few years back. The air was blue while Mark put it together .It was all air powered with a minefield of tubes that made various things happen.9 hours it took him and I think the bairn played with it for 30 mins

Feckin Bop-it!! That had to mysteriously vanish on Boxing Day!!!"
Lol yeah great shout we had one that swiftly found its way to The Heart Foundation

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh heck so many over the years, though I do remember buying my sons some of the micro machines and the vans that transform to roads. I spent hours sticking all the stickers all over them, many of them small and fiddly. Thankfully the boys did like them. X "
Oh the times ive trodden on a micro machine almost as painful as a lego brick

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Scalextric!

It too hours to set up then you nan would stand in to or the cars wouldn't work. "
(gotta love ya nan's)

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I used to have a wee keyboard and the sample tune on it was "wake me up before you go-go" by Wham, that used to drive my parents nuts, I can still hear it in my head now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Operation . I realised I would never be a surgeon x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I used to have a wee keyboard and the sample tune on it was "wake me up before you go-go" by Wham, that used to drive my parents nuts, I can still hear it in my head now "
Jitterbug

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I can remember The Italian Job game for the old Playstation 1 we bought our son , we would go to bed with the constant sound of a police car siren in our heads and Michael Caine shouting "Put your foot down , Put your foot down we'll lose them easy"

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Rubiks Cube..... Aaaargh

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Anal Intruder 5000

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"i always make sure i buy noisy toys for my families kids . knowing they will be demented for weeks on end ha ha ha "

I do too. But I make sure they're noisy without batteries ha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mousetrap

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

Think this one might win.

Bought one of the kids an Amstrad CPC464 when they first came out, discovered you could not buy any games for it (was on the cassette format) so spent literally weeks, finding games in pc magazines and hand typing in all the codes that they printed for the WHOLE GAME, soul destroying it was

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

I remember when my sisters both got Furbys for Christmas back in the early 90's and I wanted to launch them out of the window by new years day

I do remember my Hornby train set being an arse to set up, but it was bought for me when I was around 7 so my dad set it all up, I just had to learn how to use it. Still got it all in boxes somewhere, hasn't been used in nearly 30 years!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I remember when my sisters both got Furbys for Christmas back in the early 90's and I wanted to launch them out of the window by new years day

I do remember my Hornby train set being an arse to set up, but it was bought for me when I was around 7 so my dad set it all up, I just had to learn how to use it. Still got it all in boxes somewhere, hasn't been used in nearly 30 years!"
Oh furby's were bastards .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I remember when my sisters both got Furbys for Christmas back in the early 90's and I wanted to launch them out of the window by new years day

I do remember my Hornby train set being an arse to set up, but it was bought for me when I was around 7 so my dad set it all up, I just had to learn how to use it. Still got it all in boxes somewhere, hasn't been used in nearly 30 years!Oh furby's were bastards ."

My furby creeped me out and I had to get rid of it after nagging for it for months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rubik cube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rubiks Cube..... Aaaargh "

Yep totally!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rubiks Cube..... Aaaargh

Yep totally!!"

Really pisses you off when these kids on the telly can do them in under 10 seconds, Clever twats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have to say some of the recent Lego Techic sets simply because, whilst my son is quite enthusiastic about them he pretty much wants me to put them together.

Which I'm OK with, but they take hours and I end up with back ache from sitting in the same position for hours, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i always make sure i buy noisy toys for my families kids . knowing they will be demented for weeks on end ha ha ha

I do too. But I make sure they're noisy without batteries ha x"

ooo that's super evil … I will have to remember that for next year ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always use to give friends kids drum kits for Christmas.

Best present.

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"Mousetrap"

A lifetime to set up and 3 minutes to play

I hated the Glitterator. You put a ring inside a dome which spun at “super high speed” spraying it with glitter. Yeah and my whole fucking house!!

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