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The “just for fun, let’s not take it TOO seriously, hey?” non-willy waving Willy waving thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok so I’m never winning any *actual* willy waving contests (cough ) so let’s all have a pseudo-willy waving contest instead - just for fun!!

Why are YOU better than everyone else on Fab? Ladies can join in, it can be a foof-waggling as much as a willy-waving thread!

But hey, play nicely! It’s a Sunday evening and some of us have got school tomorrow.

I’ll start : erm, well my dear old Nan (God bless her soul ) used to say that I was a VERY handsome boy, despite what all the girls at school used to say.

So why are YOU the bees knees compared to everyone else?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, I'm not full of myself, like most other women on here.

I'm modest.

I'm beautiful and I am better at sex than any woman on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny that Dan-ta - my wee old Gran used to say that I had “the most kissable lips known to womankind”

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I’m easily the most beautiful of the fat, deaf, loud clumsy brunette women on Fab. Easily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was on the weakest link and got to the 5th round.

I'm basically a celebrity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, I'm not full of myself, like most other women on here.

I'm modest.

I'm beautiful and I am better at sex than any woman on here.

"

Did you go on a diet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a comic genius

With other skills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got an original lights and sounds millennium falcon in perfect condition.

It plays quotes from a new hope, mostly of Han Solo.

I also still have the original packaging in the loft.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"I’ve got an original lights and sounds millennium falcon in perfect condition.

It plays quotes from a new hope, mostly of Han Solo.

I also still have the original packaging in the loft."

Marry me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the worlds most talented finger

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve got an original lights and sounds millennium falcon in perfect condition.

It plays quotes from a new hope, mostly of Han Solo.

I also still have the original packaging in the loft."

Stop the thread now!! So jealous! You win!

Although I do have a CGL Galaxy Invader 1000 in perfect working order somewhere in my attic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love football and blow jobs

Not at the same time mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love football and blow jobs

Not at the same time mind "

I dunno, depends what seating position you employ during MOTD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love football and blow jobs

Not at the same time mind

I dunno, depends what seating position you employ during MOTD "

I’m not that much of a gift from the gods I’m afraid. No blow jobs whilst watching MOTD.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love football and blow jobs

Not at the same time mind

I dunno, depends what seating position you employ during MOTD

I’m not that much of a gift from the gods I’m afraid. No blow jobs whilst watching MOTD. "

Imagine if you DID though! You could rest a beer or cider on your head while watching the game! Perfect!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the best shoes !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, I'm not full of myself, like most other women on here.

I'm modest.

I'm beautiful and I am better at sex than any woman on here.

Did you go on a diet "

Do you want a kick in the nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love football and blow jobs

Not at the same time mind

I dunno, depends what seating position you employ during MOTD

I’m not that much of a gift from the gods I’m afraid. No blow jobs whilst watching MOTD.

Imagine if you DID though! You could rest a beer or cider on your head while watching the game! Perfect! "

.

Anything for you DB

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

I make a nice cup of tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, I'm not full of myself, like most other women on here.

I'm modest.

I'm beautiful and I am better at sex than any woman on here.

Did you go on a diet

Do you want a kick in the nuts "

Quick to jump on the gun, well whatever it is you're doing you're looking slimmer than the last time I saw you so kudos

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I have hypnotic eyes... I'm actually really crap in bed but you'll never know because I'll put you in a trance and convince you it was the best night of your life

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have hypnotic eyes... I'm actually really crap in bed but you'll never know because I'll put you in a trance and convince you it was the best night of your life "

I’m easily titnotised too! Just sayin’

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I have hypnotic eyes... I'm actually really crap in bed but you'll never know because I'll put you in a trance and convince you it was the best night of your life

I’m easily titnotised too! Just sayin’ "
I think you just invented a new word...and one that will be very useful on here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As my profile states..

Im great in bed...

I can sleep for days

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Because I have a cute bum. . And i can deep throat an 8" cock !!

Good morning x

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Because I’m the friendliest, kindest, most caring woman with breasts but no nipples on show, lady on Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm told I have great hands and that I'm a fun guy to be around. Couple that with great attention to detail and a willingness to please and I've gotta be worth a meet or ten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm probably the best chef on fab... Actually, no probably about it! Probably the only award winning one too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm probably the best chef on fab... Actually, no probably about it! Probably the only award winning one too! "
no way u do beans on toast better thsn me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do! Ramsey would have trouble bettering mine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have abs, some muscly bits, an enormous penis, and bucket loads of sarcasm

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been told I'm a jolly nice chap and can act as a guide for the hills around here

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Because I’m the friendliest, kindest, most caring woman with breasts but no nipples on show, lady on Fab "

You've titnotised me xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because I’m the friendliest, kindest, most caring woman with breasts but no nipples on show, lady on Fab "

Oi. I’ll fight you for that title!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Because I’m the friendliest, kindest, most caring woman with breasts but no nipples on show, lady on Fab

Oi. I’ll fight you for that title! "

I’ll get a big paddling pool, copious amounts of baby oil and some bikinis. Tickets on sale from 9am tomorrow, pre-register now fellas!

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Because I’m the friendliest, kindest, most caring woman with breasts but no nipples on show, lady on Fab

Oi. I’ll fight you for that title!

I’ll get a big paddling pool, copious amounts of baby oil and some bikinis. Tickets on sale from 9am tomorrow, pre-register now fellas! "

Balls... I knew I should have kept my nips covered... Now look at the fun I'm missing out on!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because I’m the friendliest, kindest, most caring woman with breasts but no nipples on show, lady on Fab

Oi. I’ll fight you for that title!

I’ll get a big paddling pool, copious amounts of baby oil and some bikinis. Tickets on sale from 9am tomorrow, pre-register now fellas! "

. Sounds fun. Count me in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the best cock.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thought I’d do a timely bump ..

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Because I’m the friendliest, kindest, most caring woman with breasts but no nipples on show, lady on Fab

Oi. I’ll fight you for that title! "

There’s room for two! What sort of fight? Wrestling?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Thought I’d do a timely bump .. "

Good bump

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"So why are YOU the bees knees compared to everyone else? "

Cos I'm pure and innocent and un tutched by anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m awesome

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

My personal satisfaction skills are so renowned I've had a chain of shops named after me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have ear hair so long I use it as a combover and a nasal hair so long I can whip myself when I sneeze

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I have ear hair so long I use it as a combover and a nasal hair so long I can whip myself when I sneeze"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm quiet, I mind my own business, I make a great big spoon.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Still titnotised

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