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Fucking with 24hour supermarket security guards.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Does anyone else ever find themselves tempted?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


" Does anyone else ever find themselves tempted? "

I've always found the big bald ones sexy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Does anyone else ever find themselves tempted?

I've always found the big bald ones sexy."

I love the way they look at you when you smile at them as you walk in, and you just know they are following you all over the shop on CCTV!

Pause to browse the high risk items and examine the security tagging on them all!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I like to confuse them by walking in with a frozen leg of lamb already hidden in my pants.

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

Just makes me think of Neg’s urban sports

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like to confuse them by walking in with a frozen leg of lamb already hidden in my pants."

Ah the Liverpool gambit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just makes me think of Neg’s urban sports "

Fucking legendary! When he ran round the bar with a ciggeret just after the smoking ban!

He was like my third favourite off balls of steel, scummy mummy was first followed by militant black man.

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary


"Just makes me think of Neg’s urban sports

Fucking legendary! When he ran round the bar with a ciggeret just after the smoking ban!

He was like my third favourite off balls of steel, scummy mummy was first followed by militant black man. "

Bunny boiler always cracked me up

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I actually thought you meant fucking them but now i think you meant fucking with them .... doh ....

No I don't have enough time on my hands.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just makes me think of Neg’s urban sports

Fucking legendary! When he ran round the bar with a ciggeret just after the smoking ban!

He was like my third favourite off balls of steel, scummy mummy was first followed by militant black man.

Bunny boiler always cracked me up"

When scummy mummy goes in the tattooist with the kid, I’d like a tattoo to tenner his birthday!

Then she shows him the picture and says she wants it on the baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pick the security tags off items and stick them on peoples back. Hilarious!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pick the security tags off items and stick them on peoples back. Hilarious!!"

I once took a loose spider tag (those wind shut ones on boxes) and we held down our mate and made him look like bane with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are infatuated by me; they follow me around the shop.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Loves fickle

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