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By *MP3 OP Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

I don't give a damn.

What's your favourite classic movie quote?

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

I'm Cinder-fuckin-rella

Pretty Woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I love you “

“I know “

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

“Balls! We want the finest wines available to humanity. And we want them here, and we want them now!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you pass the ketchup!

Not a classic, but it moved the story on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining ..

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By *MP3 OP Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? "

"I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning!"

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"pretty fucking please with a fucking cherry on top. Now clean the fucking car"

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

"Got any funny shaped balloons?"

"Nope. Not unless round's funny."

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"- a hospital? What is it?

- it's a big building with patients in it, but that's not important right now"

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I aim to misbehave."

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"You're shitting me?"

"I wouldn't shit you- you're my favourite turd"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Um on in 'godfather

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"ah! I've been shot"

"Right! Can everyone stop getting shot?!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personal fave for the delivery though is 'I'd like to take you to Scarborough Fair'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toto, I’ve got a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.

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By *omewhatSlightlyDazedMan
over a year ago

Warwick Birmingham & YamYamLand

Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down. Hey that's a pretty good idea, I'll give you the moon Mary

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.

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By *MP3 OP Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"My god, it's full of stars!"

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

bow to your sensei

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"I'll have what she is having"

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Seduce & destroy, respect the cock and tame the cunt"

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Well, it was a million tiny little things that, when you added them all up, they meant we were supposed to be together... and I knew it. I knew it the very first time I touched her. It was like coming home... only to no home I'd ever known... I was just taking her hand to help her out of a car and I knew. It was like... magic

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By *HX6969Man
over a year ago

St Albans

I got a bad feeling about this

**every Star wars film.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say what again. Say what again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time! Pulp fiction

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Darth Vader to Luke..

"No, I am your father.” ...If only you knew the power of the Dark Side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

"I don't give a damn.

What's your favourite classic movie quote?"

Baby I don't care.

Nobody's perfect.

We came on holiday by mistake.

We're pretty fucking fucked now. Those things, they're gonna get in here, and then we're...

Never bring a sword to a gunfight.

Make em laugh.

Bless those beautiful thighs.

HOO-ar!

Of all the bars in all the world, she has to walk into mine.

He was the fucking elephant man.

What have you done, Ray..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooo, ahhh, oooo, ohhhh.

Anal Sluts & Sweethearts 5.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was nothing like that penis breath" E.T

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

No one puts baby in a corner.....

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

"Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down. Hey that's a pretty good idea, I'll give you the moon Mary "

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

I like to dissect girls.

Did you know I’m utterly insane?

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

Infamy, infamy, they've all got it infamy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, nobody's perfect" (Some Like It Hot)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep the change ya filthy animal"

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By *ouble featureCouple
over a year ago

Crowthorne

Dear Mr. Vernon: We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it is we did wrong. But we think you're crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club.

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By *eresa_cdslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Bodmin

If you want me just whistle. You know how to whistle don't you? Just put your lips together and blow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best damn job I ever had.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Can’t beat a nice bit of Hickory”-Clint Eastwood

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"He likes your lemonade"

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By *omewhatSlightlyDazedMan
over a year ago

Warwick Birmingham & YamYamLand

"Dear Mr. Vernon: We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it is we did wrong. But we think you're crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club."

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By *omewhatSlightlyDazedMan
over a year ago

Warwick Birmingham & YamYamLand

Hal : How'd they get you to stay?

Lou: They gave me candy and called me their light.

Hal: That'll do it

(Dangerous Minds)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Cinder-fuckin-rella

Pretty Woman

Or " mistake. Big mistake. Huge"

Same film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’ll always have Paris

I’m tired boss, tired of people being ugly to each other.

Oh and this one time at band camp......

Peen-arse

You took the fucking jam out of my doughnut Tommy, you did.

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By *ouble featureCouple
over a year ago

Crowthorne

Welcome to the party pal.

(Die Hard)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I carried water melons...Dirty Dancing.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!

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By *omewhatSlightlyDazedMan
over a year ago

Warwick Birmingham & YamYamLand

Hey Cinderella go find yourself a fella, you're on the clock bitch and midnight is coming.

(Blood in blood out)

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

"TEXAS? Holy dogshit! Only steers and q****s come from texas!! And you don't much look like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down. Do you suck dick?"

Full Metal Jacket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roads?? Where we are going we don’t need roads

And I hate manure

Both from back to the future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You are not my friend.... And you are not my fellow DJ"

Yes... I'm a big kid at heart!!!

I say this to everyone that pisses me off lol

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Not a film but a quote from Dad's Army that makes me chuckle:

'Did you come here to die?'

'No, I came here yesterdie'

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By *omewhatSlightlyDazedMan
over a year ago

Warwick Birmingham & YamYamLand

"Not a film but a quote from Dad's Army that makes me chuckle:

'Did you come here to die?'

'No, I came here yesterdie'

Your name will also go on the list, what is it?

Don't tell him Pike

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Bullshit Mr Han man!’ - Williams from Enter The Dragon

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Not a film but a quote from Dad's Army that makes me chuckle:

'Did you come here to die?'

'No, I came here yesterdie'

Your name will also go on the list, what is it?

Don't tell him Pike

Haha, we are watching repeats of them at the moment...'they don't like it up 'em'

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By *MP3 OP Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"‘Bullshit Mr Han man!’ - Williams from Enter The Dragon

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"TEXAS? Holy dogshit! Only steers and q****s come from texas!! And you don't much look like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down. Do you suck dick?"

Full Metal Jacket "

Hell I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.

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By *ouble featureCouple
over a year ago

Crowthorne

"TEXAS? Holy dogshit! Only steers and q****s come from texas!! And you don't much look like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down. Do you suck dick?"

Full Metal Jacket

Hell I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. "

What is your major malfunction, numb nuts?

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By *HX6969Man
over a year ago

St Albans

His thing with the reindeer… That’s a little outside of nature’s laws!

Fixer Upper song, Frozen

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By *ouble featureCouple
over a year ago

Crowthorne

Hell I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. "

Please send pictures of your sister first

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Hell I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.

Please send pictures of your sister first

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By *HX6969Man
over a year ago

St Albans

Darling it’s better down where it’s wetter.

Under the Sea song, The Little Mermaid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooi theres so many

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By *HX6969Man
over a year ago

St Albans

Let's go kiss Hans, who is this Hans?

Olaf the Snowman - Frozen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"TEXAS? Holy dogshit! Only steers and q****s come from texas!! And you don't much look like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down. Do you suck dick?"

Full Metal Jacket "

Wasn’t it from An Officer & Gentleman

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By *eresa_cdslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Bodmin

If you want me just whistle. You know how to whistle don't you? Just put your lips together and blow!

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

"TEXAS? Holy dogshit! Only steers and q****s come from texas!! And you don't much look like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down. Do you suck dick?"

Full Metal Jacket

Wasn’t it from An Officer & Gentleman "

Definitely FMJ..Delivered by the infamous, Sergeant Hartman. Another of his quotes:

"I will give you three seconds, exactly three fucking secinds, to wipe that stupid grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""You are not my friend.... And you are not my fellow DJ"

Yes... I'm a big kid at heart!!!

I say this to everyone that pisses me off lol"

Your mum and dad were doin it weren’t they Kev?

Weren’t they Kev ?

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By *irkydirkyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

“When the fuck did we get ice cream?”

A classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both from Gladiator.

Maximus- "at my signal.....unleash hell"

and

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose agin!

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"TEXAS? Holy dogshit! Only steers and q****s come from texas!! And you don't much look like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down. Do you suck dick?"

Full Metal Jacket

Wasn’t it from An Officer & Gentleman "

There's a very similar line in OAAG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"TEXAS? Holy dogshit! Only steers and q****s come from texas!! And you don't much look like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down. Do you suck dick?"

Full Metal Jacket

Wasn’t it from An Officer & Gentleman

There's a very similar line in OAAG"

Think it's "The only two things from Oklahoma are steers and queers, I don't see any horns on you" from An Officer and Gentlemen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I’m Getting Too Old For This Shit” lethal weapon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"TEXAS? Holy dogshit! Only steers and q****s come from texas!! And you don't much look like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down. Do you suck dick?"

Full Metal Jacket

Wasn’t it from An Officer & Gentleman

There's a very similar line in OAAG

Think it's "The only two things from Oklahoma are steers and queers, I don't see any horns on you" from An Officer and Gentlemen "

Or was it Ohio ?

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Jim, Jack, Johnny Red, Johnny Black, and Jose; all my favorite men. You can have it any way you like it, as long as it comes in a shot glass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"TEXAS? Holy dogshit! Only steers and q****s come from texas!! And you don't much look like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down. Do you suck dick?"

Full Metal Jacket

Wasn’t it from An Officer & Gentleman

There's a very similar line in OAAG

Think it's "The only two things from Oklahoma are steers and queers, I don't see any horns on you" from An Officer and Gentlemen

Or was it Ohio ? "

I'm sure it was "Oklahoma city, Oklahoma sir"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"TEXAS? Holy dogshit! Only steers and q****s come from texas!! And you don't much look like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down. Do you suck dick?"

Full Metal Jacket

Wasn’t it from An Officer & Gentleman

There's a very similar line in OAAG

Think it's "The only two things from Oklahoma are steers and queers, I don't see any horns on you" from An Officer and Gentlemen

Or was it Ohio ?

I'm sure it was "Oklahoma city,

Oklahoma sir"

Have to get the Video tape from the loft to check

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"We're gonna need a bigger boat!"

Jaws.

Funnily enough, he fluffed the line, it wasn't written like that and he ad-libbed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cape fear.

on the boat max cady picks up the flare lights it and while still holding it, looking at the women straight in the eye says.

'Let's get somethin' straight here,

I spent 14 years in an eight-by-nine cell,

surrounded by people,who were less than human.

My mission at that time was to become more than human'.

'You see?

Grandaddy used to handle snakes in church,Granny drank strychnine'.

'I guess you could say I had a leg up, genetically speakin'.

and all the time that flare is burning his hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody puts grandad in the corner

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Careful man, there's a beverage here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piss on me??!!?

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

"You would Fuck some one up the ass and not have the decency to offer a reach around."

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By *omewhatSlightlyDazedMan
over a year ago

Warwick Birmingham & YamYamLand

Harry let's face it and I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now and you've always been a cunt and the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids

(In Bruges)

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

"TEXAS? Holy dogshit! Only steers and q****s come from texas!! And you don't much look like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down. Do you suck dick?"

Full Metal Jacket

Wasn’t it from An Officer & Gentleman

There's a very similar line in OAAG

Think it's "The only two things from Oklahoma are steers and queers, I don't see any horns on you" from An Officer and Gentlemen

Or was it Ohio ?

I'm sure it was "Oklahoma city,

Oklahoma sir"

Have to get the Video tape from the loft to check "

No need. 3mins 40 Enjoy!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tHxf17yJsKs

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Up Ya Bum.... Wish You Were Here

DH Lawrence poem from GI Jane

I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself, a small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough without ever feeling sorry for itself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“In a universe of ambiguity, this kind of certainty comes only once, and never again, no matter how many lifetimes you live.”

Bridges of Madison County *Sigh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

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By *HX6969Man
over a year ago

St Albans

I am the Architect. I created the matrix. I've been waiting for you. You have many questions, and although the process has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably human. Ergo, some of my answers you will understand, and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also irrelevant.

The Architect - The Matrix 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Carpe Diem boys"

Dead Poets Society x

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy. Drained dry. I'm so sorry. Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? Watch it. Now, my straw reaches acroooooooss the room and starts to drink your milkshake. I... drink... your... milkshake!

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"Ok... Ok... DISAPPOINTED." and

"You are the vulgarian, you fuck"

both courtesy of Otto in "A Fish called Wanda"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. According to this morning's sample, it would be a twinkie... 35 feet long and weighing approximately 600 pounds.

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By *j251Man
over a year ago

Coventry

I am serious. And don't call me Shirley!

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her"

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

Any of you fucking pricks move and i'll execute every mother fucking last one of ya ~ Pulp Fiction

We've got Jesus in our barn ~ Whistle Down The Wind

I cant decide!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm unpleasant not stupid!" Frances Sternhagen - Outland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

I’m the king of the swingers- Jungle book.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What am I a recepticle for every man's cum my first porn film I watched as she was fucking loads of blokes

still makes me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say what again. Say what again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time! Pulp fiction

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"Any of you fucking pricks move and i'll execute every mother fucking last one of ya ~ Pulp Fiction

We've got Jesus in our barn ~ Whistle Down The Wind

I cant decide!"

The first one x

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Edward: Hundred dollars a hour. Pretty stiff.

Vivian: Well, no... but it's got potential.

Again - Pretty woman

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Included with the rent round here is a complimentary blowjob - Leaving Las Vegas

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By *omewhatSlightlyDazedMan
over a year ago

Warwick Birmingham & YamYamLand

"I’m the king of the swingers- Jungle book."

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

You see in this world there’s two kinds of people my friend.

Those with loaded guns and those who dig.

You dig.

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