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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

So ive decided to declare myself skint. Im going to sell my body. Thought i would sell it off by the lb as i would get more for it that way. So who wants a lb of flesh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ha ha, skinny more like! xx

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

No ta i've got enough lbs as it is!

However, I did get a message the other day offering to pay to pleasure me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£2.50 and a bag a chips xx

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"£2.50 and a bag a chips xx "

Well if you want to buy the whole of me thats £450 you owe me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"£2.50 and a bag a chips xx

Well if you want to buy the whole of me thats £450 you owe me lol"

But how many bags a chips?

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By *hi-John69Man
over a year ago

chichester

what do we get for our money then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

theres more money in rentin at the min lol

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Did someone mention chips????? i woulda been sold on that offer

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Did someone mention chips????? i woulda been sold on that offer "

You can have the chips i will take the money. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone mention chips????? i woulda been sold on that offer

You can have the chips i will take the money. lol"

Wendy's hid me wallet xx

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Did someone mention chips????? i woulda been sold on that offer

You can have the chips i will take the money. lol

Wendy's hid me wallet xx "

awwwwww what a shame, im a pay up front only kind of girl. Might take something else in lieu of payment though

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"Did someone mention chips????? i woulda been sold on that offer

You can have the chips i will take the money. lol"

Aw cant we share

Ok Soapy, maybe you might be sucessful in selling ya body

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Did someone mention chips????? i woulda been sold on that offer

You can have the chips i will take the money. lol

Aw cant we share

Ok Soapy, maybe you might be sucessful in selling ya body "

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That is so fuckin funny!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone mention chips????? i woulda been sold on that offer

You can have the chips i will take the money. lol

Aw cant we share

Ok Soapy, maybe you might be sucessful in selling ya body

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That is so fuckin funny!!!! "

........... better then being asked for a refund

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love you to lainey xx

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

So, so far ive been offered £2.50 and a bag of chips and that was from soapy. Do you not all realize some single guys would be queueing up to buy me

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"So, so far ive been offered £2.50 and a bag of chips and that was from soapy. Do you not all realize some single guys would be queueing up to buy me "
. Think your in box is gonna be full with paypal accounts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

chips i was thinking it was cider vinger you paying with , lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will pay 5 magic beans!!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"So, so far ive been offered £2.50 and a bag of chips and that was from soapy. Do you not all realize some single guys would be queueing up to buy me "

sorry, I just ate the chips {{burp}}

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

For every ILB I loose I am putting £1 in a jar.... Then when I have reached my goal weight I am going to use the money to buy a new wardrobe of clothes....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For every ILB I loose I am putting £1 in a jar.... Then when I have reached my goal weight I am going to use the money to buy a new wardrobe of clothes.... "

For every lb I save I lose another garment in my wardrobe that fits me.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"For every ILB I loose I am putting £1 in a jar.... Then when I have reached my goal weight I am going to use the money to buy a new wardrobe of clothes.... "

Jeez how many lbs you plan on losing???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So ive decided to declare myself skint. Im going to sell my body. Thought i would sell it off by the lb as i would get more for it that way. So who wants a lb of flesh "

Do you take PayPal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, so far ive been offered £2.50 and a bag of chips and that was from soapy. Do you not all realize some single guys would be queueing up to buy me . Think your in box is gonna be full with paypal accounts "

She'd have to empty it first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well at least you've moved on from offloading the cider apple vinegar now

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"For every ILB I loose I am putting £1 in a jar.... Then when I have reached my goal weight I am going to use the money to buy a new wardrobe of clothes.... "

Ive got a clothes fund, ive been buying everything from charity shops and ebay for now. Hope to be at target by about september so i shall have about 3k to go shopping with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got 2 orange and 1 strawberry quality street left..... what do i get for that?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I've got 2 orange and 1 strawberry quality street left..... what do i get for that? "

Nothing, i will probley get an extra lb to sell lol

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Did someone mention chips????? i woulda been sold on that offer

You can have the chips i will take the money. lol

Wendy's hid me wallet xx "

pssst it's on top of the sideboard.

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By *ue care and attentionWoman
over a year ago

birmingham


"So ive decided to declare myself skint. Im going to sell my body. Thought i would sell it off by the lb as i would get more for it that way. So who wants a lb of flesh "

Do we now call you Shylock?

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By *ate Night OwlsMan
over a year ago

leeds

Does one get to choose which part to buy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does one get to choose which part to buy? "

Dont take too much time choosing... Theres less and less each day at the moment...;-);-)

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