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"Yea woo, first to the bar, gimme something festive "Good evening NSA Chick! As you're first in the bar your drinks are on the house! Would you liked some mulled wine or some of this rum and brandy punch? | |||
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"Yea woo, first to the bar, gimme something festive
Good evening NSA Chick!
As you're first in the bar your drinks are on the house!
Would you liked some mulled wine or some of this rum and brandy punch?"You beauty, I'll take the punch to start thanks | |||
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"Dissarano and please....and a bit of a-h-a" Good evening Happy Jack. One Dissarano and cola coming right up.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914 A Ha - Take on me | |||
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"Hullo! I’m getting in the Saturday night mood. I’d love a Sailor Jerry with ginger ale, ice and a slice of lime please. Pour one for yourself and make sure the jukebox is plugged in "Good evening MrsMac.. One Sailor Jerrys coming right up.. The jukebox is plugged in and dance floor open! Thanks for the drink. | |||
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"Jd pls im cold" Good evening Pull.. One JD coming right up... Hope it warms you up! | |||
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"I have lager in and a bottle of Talisker Skye single malt to go at "Good evening lawnmowerman One lager coming right up and a bottle of single malt... | |||
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"Northern soul music and a pint of stowfords please" Good evening _layfullsam One pint of stowfords coming right up... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwvpeYiQwss Frank Wilson - Do i love you | |||
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"Ow a nice pint of adnams ghost ship beer and put on a queen single. " Good evening Cupra... One pint of Adnams coming right up... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a01QQZyl-_I Queen - Under Pressure | |||
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"Gin and tonic please x" Good evening Toshn.. One Gin and tonic coming right up... | |||
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"Straight Double JD, Branston Pickle mini cheddars and a bit of The Who please bar keep. " Good evening JackDaniels... One double straight JD's coming right up and your mini cheddars.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN5zw04WxCc The who - My Generation | |||
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"Hi Ash, can I have a white wine please. And let’s get some 80’s music on the jukebox x "Good evening Angie... One white whine coming right up... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH3giaIzONA Whitney Houston - I wanna dance with somebody I will come and join you on the dance floor x | |||
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"A pint of larger a JD chaser and david soul silver lady for juke box please " Good evening nick... One pint of larger and a JD chaser coming right up... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pGN-YYiqXI David Soul - silver lady | |||
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"A pint of larger a JD chaser and david soul silver lady for juke box please Good evening nick... One pint of larger and a JD chaser coming right up... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pGN-YYiqXI David Soul - silver lady" thank you | |||
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"Yea woo, first to the bar, gimme something festive
Good evening NSA Chick!
As you're first in the bar your drinks are on the house!
Would you liked some mulled wine or some of this rum and brandy punch?
You beauty, I'll take the punch to start thanks "Great choice!..one bowl of rum and brandy punch coming right up! | |||
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"I’ve had a hard day at work and feel like shit So maybe a pink gin and some good dance music would pull me back into the land of the living" Good evening _unlovers... One pink gin coming right up... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDwutKpVyas&list=RDtPBDMihPRJA&index=12 Sister Sledge - Hes the greatest dancer Hope this track was a good selection! | |||
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"Perfect timing!!.....I'm sooooo ready for a very large g&t please!!... Hopefully it will help ease the WTFs that are going on in my head right about now!!
"Good evening princess tiana.. One large gin and tonic coming right up..hope it helps! | |||
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"A rum please,whatever the ladies are having and take one for yourself." Good evening 69ste... one rum coming right up... I'll have a rum also thank you. | |||
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"Southern Comfort no ice and a Disaronno and lemonade over ice.. "Good evening mamcam... one southern comfort with no ice and a disaronno and lemonade with ice coming right up... | |||
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"I’ll have a large Pepsi max please I’m on taxi duty later " Good evening bigjd... One large pepsi max coming right up... | |||
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"I’ll have a large Pepsi max please I’m on taxi duty later Good evening bigjd... One large pepsi max coming right up..." Cheers all | |||
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"Any chance of a nice dark porter about 5/6% full of plumb tasting sweetness. Please. And take one for yourself. " Good evening manforfun... One dark porter beer coming right up... Thank you..I'll have one also. | |||
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"In the mood for a cocktail as it’s my birthday tomorrow, so can I have a Tom Collins please? Kitty " Good evening Kitty... One Tom Collins cocktail coming right up and as its your birthday tomorrow its on the house. | |||
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"In the mood for a cocktail as it’s my birthday tomorrow, so can I have a Tom Collins please? Kitty Good evening Kitty... One Tom Collins cocktail coming right up and as its your birthday tomorrow its on the house. "Thank you | |||
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"A large Captian morgan and lemonade kind sir and off the juke box let's dance -david bowie" Good evening MrNaughty.. One large captains morgan and lemonade coming right up.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbD_kBJc_gI David Bowie - Lets Dance Great song...My fav Bowie track. | |||
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"In the mood for a cocktail as it’s my birthday tomorrow, so can I have a Tom Collins please? Kitty Good evening Kitty... One Tom Collins cocktail coming right up and as its your birthday tomorrow its on the house.
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"A rum please,whatever the ladies are having and take one for yourself. Good evening 69ste... one rum coming right up... I'll have a rum also thank you." Cheers pal | |||
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"A babycham and some Barry Manilow please "Good evening deformis... One babycham coming right up... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=591d-XV5rEo Barry Manilow - Copacabana.. would you like a dance? | |||
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"Jamesons please and some showaddywaddy! " Good evening reciprocity... One Jamesons whiskey coming right up... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fYZdQB8w_s Showaddywaddy - under the moon of love. | |||
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"Jamesons please and some showaddywaddy! Good evening reciprocity... One Jamesons whiskey coming right up... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fYZdQB8w_s Showaddywaddy - under the moon of love." cheers have one for yourself Ash. | |||
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"IPA please bar keep  "Good evening Frosty... One bottle of IPA beer coming right up.. can i play any 70s or 80s songs for you on the juke box? | |||
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"Jamesons please and some showaddywaddy! Good evening reciprocity... One Jamesons whiskey coming right up... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fYZdQB8w_s Showaddywaddy - under the moon of love.cheers have one for yourself Ash. " Thanks mate..I'll join you and have a whiskey. | |||
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"IPA please bar keep
Good evening Frosty...
One bottle of IPA beer coming right up..
can i play any 70s or 80s songs for you on the juke box?"Classic 70s Stones maybe? | |||
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"IPA please bar keep
Good evening Frosty...
One bottle of IPA beer coming right up..
can i play any 70s or 80s songs for you on the juke box?
Classic 70s Stones maybe? "Oh and cheers | |||
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"IPA please bar keep
Good evening Frosty...
One bottle of IPA beer coming right up..
can i play any 70s or 80s songs for you on the juke box?
Classic 70s Stones maybe? "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbmS3tQJ7Os Rolling Stones - Gimme Shelter | |||
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"A babycham and some Barry Manilow please
Good evening deformis...
One babycham coming right up...
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Barry Manilow - Copacabana..
would you like a dance? "Why, thank you kind sir | |||
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"Wouldn’t mind a Tia Maria and Coke since you offered please Any tunes from the 80s I’m happy as a pig in shit with so play whatever you like " Good evening curvy... One Tia maria and cola coming right up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYX0sjP6Za8&index=11&list=RDdQw4w9WgXcQ Wham - club tropicana I hope you liked my selection! | |||
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"A babycham and some Barry Manilow please
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Why, thank you kind sir "I'll just put my dancing shoes on! | |||
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"Can I have a large glass of rosé wine please Ash "Good evening kinkey Cat... One large glass of my best Rose wine coming right... | |||
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"Perfect timing!!.....I'm sooooo ready for a very large g&t please!!... Hopefully it will help ease the WTFs that are going on in my head right about now!!
Good evening princess tiana..
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"Ohhh please may I have a Black Russian.. And some Saturday night fever by the bee gees on the juke box please.. "Good evening maria... One Black russian cocktail coming right up.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ihs-vT9T3Q The Bee Gees - Saturday night fever I'll join you on the dance floor! | |||
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"Perfect timing!!.....I'm sooooo ready for a very large g&t please!!... Hopefully it will help ease the WTFs that are going on in my head right about now!!
Good evening princess tiana..
One large gin and tonic coming right up..hope it helps!
Thanks Ash!....its certainly helped!...can I have another just to make sure!! "I'm glad it helped!..One more G & T coming right up and i'll play an 80's song for you on the jukebox. | |||
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"Doublr southern comfort,lemonade and lime please....im drowning my sorrows " Good evening Fab kelly... One double southern comfort coming right up.. Hope you feel much better tomorrow x | |||
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"I'll swerve this one with the music choices so far!" Good evening Kiri..I'd be happy to play any song from the 70's or 80's for you on the jukebox! | |||
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"Ohhh please may I have a Black Russian.. And some Saturday night fever by the bee gees on the juke box please..
Good evening maria...
One Black russian cocktail coming right up..
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The Bee Gees - Saturday night fever
I'll join you on the dance floor! "Thanks Ash.. . I followed the link.. Brilliant by the way And was dancing in the living room.. Cheers | |||
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"Doublr southern comfort,lemonade and lime please....im drowning my sorrows Good evening Fab kelly... One double southern comfort coming right up.. Hope you feel much better tomorrow x" thank you x | |||
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"Jd pls im cold Good evening Pull.. One JD coming right up... Hope it warms you up!" Scorchio tar | |||
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"Evening Ash! May I have a Baileys over ice please and something I can get up and dance to! X" Good evening Diamond... One Baileys over ice coming right up... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52iW3lcpK5M Madonna - Into the groove I hope this one meets your approval! | |||
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"Perfect timing!!.....I'm sooooo ready for a very large g&t please!!... Hopefully it will help ease the WTFs that are going on in my head right about now!!
Good evening princess tiana..
One large gin and tonic coming right up..hope it helps!
Thanks Ash!....its certainly helped!...can I have another just to make sure!!
I'm glad it helped!..One more G & T coming right up and i'll play an 80's song for you on the jukebox."Perfect! Thank you!  | |||
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"Ah sounds fantastic, a rum and please and just set the juke box running from the top of the list" Good evening cunnilingus.... One rum and cola coming right up... I hope you're enjoying tonights music! | |||
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"Mug of tea please." Good evening Jim.... One mug of tea and some custard creams coming right up... Good wins for Hammers and Villa today! | |||
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"Ah sounds fantastic, a rum and please and just set the juke box running from the top of the list Good evening cunnilingus.... One rum and cola coming right up... I hope you're enjoying tonights music!" Cheers, certainly am | |||
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"Perfect timing!!.....I'm sooooo ready for a very large g&t please!!... Hopefully it will help ease the WTFs that are going on in my head right about now!!
Good evening princess tiana..
One large gin and tonic coming right up..hope it helps!
Thanks Ash!....its certainly helped!...can I have another just to make sure!!
I'm glad it helped!..One more G & T coming right up and i'll play an 80's song for you on the jukebox.
Perfect! Thank you! "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf_Lwe6p-Cg Wham - Everything she wants One of my fav 80's songs just for you | |||
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"Large vodka please no ice thank you "Good evening howhard... One large vodka with no ice coming right up... | |||
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"Ohhh please may I have a Black Russian.. And some Saturday night fever by the bee gees on the juke box please..
Good evening maria...
One Black russian cocktail coming right up..
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The Bee Gees - Saturday night fever
I'll join you on the dance floor!
Thanks Ash.. . I followed the link.. Brilliant by the way And was dancing in the living room..
Cheers "You're welcome..I'm pleased you enjoyed it! x | |||
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"Well back then mine was rum and and Don't You Want Me Baby.?... "Good evening drago.. One rum and cola coming right up... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPudE8nDog0 Human League - Dont you want me baby. | |||
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"Hello all,can I have a large Chardonnay please "Good evening spicy.. One large Chardonnay coming right up... | |||
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"Gin and tonic please x "Good evening _p4fun One gin and tonic coming right up... Can i play an 80's song for you on the jukebox? x | |||
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"Can I have a double stag please " Good evening mmbop... One double stag whiskey coming right up. | |||
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"Doublr southern comfort,lemonade and lime please....im drowning my sorrows Good evening Fab kelly... One double southern comfort coming right up.. Hope you feel much better tomorrow xthank you x" you're welcome my lovely..let me know if you fancy another one x | |||
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"I'll have a pint of Guinness please Ash " Good evening Bella How are you doing today? One pint of Guinness coming right up... can i play you an 80's song on the jukebox? | |||
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"A whisky mac please " Good evening mistletoe... One whisky mac coming right up... | |||
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"Jack Daniels fire, straight " Good evening unknown.. One Jack Daniels fire straight coming right up... | |||
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"A pint of thatchers gold cheers barman... gotta have a browse on the Jukebox to see whats on offer...." Good evening funseeker..... One pint of thatchers gold coming right up... Do let me know if you seen any 70's or 80's tunes you like on the jukebox.... | |||
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"A pint of thatchers gold cheers barman... gotta have a browse on the Jukebox to see whats on offer.... Good evening funseeker..... One pint of thatchers gold coming right up... Do let me know if you seen any 70's or 80's tunes you like on the jukebox...." Cheers! Oooh gotta have a bit of Queen on the go | |||
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"Pint of Heineken and some Black Sabbath please barkeep" Good evening Dragon..... One pint of Heineken coming right up.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQUXuQ6Zd9w Black Sabbath - War pigs. | |||
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"A pint of thatchers gold cheers barman... gotta have a browse on the Jukebox to see whats on offer.... Good evening funseeker..... One pint of thatchers gold coming right up... Do let me know if you seen any 70's or 80's tunes you like on the jukebox.... Cheers! Oooh gotta have a bit of Queen on the go" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ9rUzIMcZQ Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody Queen have been popular on jukebox this evening! | |||
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"More gin please x" Good evening Phoenix... Did you have a good Saturday? One gin and tonic coming right up x | |||
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"A pint of thatchers gold cheers barman... gotta have a browse on the Jukebox to see whats on offer.... Good evening funseeker..... One pint of thatchers gold coming right up... Do let me know if you seen any 70's or 80's tunes you like on the jukebox.... Cheers! Oooh gotta have a bit of Queen on the go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ9rUzIMcZQ Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody Queen have been popular on jukebox this evening!" Wow perfect pint nice and clean too good job! | |||
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"A pint of thatchers gold cheers barman... gotta have a browse on the Jukebox to see whats on offer.... Good evening funseeker..... One pint of thatchers gold coming right up... Do let me know if you seen any 70's or 80's tunes you like on the jukebox.... Cheers! Oooh gotta have a bit of Queen on the go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ9rUzIMcZQ Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody Queen have been popular on jukebox this evening! Wow perfect pint nice and clean too good job! " you're welcome..I hope you leave a good review on tripadvisor! | |||
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"A large Captian morgan and lemonade kind sir and off the juke box let's dance -david bowie Good evening MrNaughty.. One large captains morgan and lemonade coming right up.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbD_kBJc_gI David Bowie - Lets Dance Great song...My fav Bowie track." Thank you sir tho my glass is bow rather empty  | |||
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"A large Captian morgan and lemonade kind sir and off the juke box let's dance -david bowie Good evening MrNaughty.. One large captains morgan and lemonade coming right up.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbD_kBJc_gI David Bowie - Lets Dance Great song...My fav Bowie track. Thank you sir tho my glass is bow rather empty "one more captain morgans coming right up! | |||
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"Pint of Heineken and some Black Sabbath please barkeep Good evening Dragon..... One pint of Heineken coming right up.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQUXuQ6Zd9w Black Sabbath - War pigs." Hi Ash, many thanks and excellent song choice exactly what i was thinking. Maybe another Heineken? | |||
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"I'll have a pint of Guinness please Ash Good evening Bella How are you doing today? One pint of Guinness coming right up... can i play you an 80's song on the jukebox?" I'm really good today thank you! Hope you are too. And as it's now December, let's have some Last Chrristmas Wham please | |||
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"More gin please x Good evening Phoenix... Did you have a good Saturday? One gin and tonic coming right up x" It's been brilliant, out with a crazy bunch of friends today Cheers x | |||
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"Pint of Heineken and some Black Sabbath please barkeep Good evening Dragon..... One pint of Heineken coming right up.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQUXuQ6Zd9w Black Sabbath - War pigs. Hi Ash, many thanks and excellent song choice exactly what i was thinking. Maybe another Heineken?" I was hoping that you'd like that song! Another pint of Heineken coming right up... | |||
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"I'll have a pint of Guinness please Ash Good evening Bella How are you doing today? One pint of Guinness coming right up... can i play you an 80's song on the jukebox? I'm really good today thank you! Hope you are too. And as it's now December, let's have some Last Chrristmas Wham please " I'm great today thank you. Will do a Fab Bar lounge Christmas special on Dec 22nd.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gmARGvPlI Wham - Last Christmas | |||
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"Can I have a cocktail please.....you choose "Good evening toxic... I'm going to make a pina colada for you and play an 80's song on the jukebox | |||
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"Evening all dark rum and please "Good evening handyman... One dark rum and cola coming right up.. | |||
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"More gin please x Good evening Phoenix... Did you have a good Saturday? One gin and tonic coming right up x It's been brilliant, out with a crazy bunch of friends today Cheers x " I'm glad you had good day out..I have a crazy bunch of friends also! x | |||
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"Can I have a cocktail please.....you choose
Good evening toxic...
I'm going to make a pina colada for you and play an 80's song on the jukebox "Perfect | |||
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"Can I have a cocktail please.....you choose
Good evening toxic...
I'm going to make a pina colada for you and play an 80's song on the jukebox
Perfect "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yURRmWtbTbo Michael Jackson - Dont stop till you get enough.. will you join me on the dance floor? x | |||
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"Mothers ruin please with ice and lemon " Bombay and Fever Tree OK for you? | |||
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"Could u have a cocktail please young man "Good evening Voddy... As I'm doing pina coladas at the moment I'll make one for you also x How is your eye today?! | |||
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"Mothers ruin please with ice and lemon Bombay and Fever Tree OK for you?" Excellent choice sir | |||
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"Can I have a Guinness and an Irish whiskey please Music, feel like some old school dance, have you got subsub spaceface " Good evening NotTommy... One pint of Guinness and an Irish whiskey coming right up... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC9O32R1BZY Sub sub - space face I know its not 80's but its sounds old school.. | |||
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"Mothers ruin please with ice and lemon " Good evening white witch... One mothers ruin with ice and lemon coming right up... | |||
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"Can I have a Guinness and an Irish whiskey please Music, feel like some old school dance, have you got subsub spaceface Good evening NotTommy... One pint of Guinness and an Irish whiskey coming right up... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC9O32R1BZY Sub sub - space face I know its not 80's but its sounds old school.." Sorry! Should’ve read!!! Sugahill gang, rappers delight instead then | |||
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"Ooh ill take a gin and lemonade please. And maybe a bit of queen on the speakers " Good evening pierced... One gin and lemonade coming right up... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4Mc-NYPHaQ Queen - I want to break free | |||
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"Excuse me has anyone got a bottle of orange juice? " Nah have a real drink ya pansy | |||
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"You lot get me sloshed far to much!!! Cherry vodka on the rocks pleaseee bartender! An keep em cumin! (Hick)! "Good evening softandgentle... One cherry vodka on the rocks coming right up.. I think I'll order a taxi to take you home when the bar closes! | |||
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"Can I have a Guinness and an Irish whiskey please Music, feel like some old school dance, have you got subsub spaceface Good evening NotTommy... One pint of Guinness and an Irish whiskey coming right up... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC9O32R1BZY Sub sub - space face I know its not 80's but its sounds old school.. Sorry! Should’ve read!!! Sugahill gang, rappers delight instead then" Thats more like it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKTUAESacQM Sugar Hill Gang - Rappers delight I'm going to do some break dancing! | |||
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"Thanks ash would you like a drink mate" Thanks mate.. I'll have a brandy and cola please when I've finished my break dancing! | |||
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"Excuse me has anyone got a bottle of orange juice? Nah have a real drink ya pansy "He might need one after that! | |||
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"Mothers ruin please with ice and lemon Bombay and Fever Tree OK for you?" Can i get you a drink _ugga mann? | |||
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"Thanks ash would you like a drink mate Thanks mate.. I'll have a brandy and cola please when I've finished my break dancing!" Brandy and cola on its way. | |||
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"Excuse me has anyone got a bottle of orange juice? Nah have a real drink ya pansy
He might need one after that! "It’s ok he knows pap so he’s used to worse | |||
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"Mothers ruin please with ice and lemon Good evening white witch... One mothers ruin with ice and lemon coming right up..." Merci, you may as well line them up | |||
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"Mine's a Glenn Fidditch, two fingers; on the rocks "Good evening longone.. one Glen Fidditch with 2 fingers on the rocks coming right up... | |||
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"Excuse me has anyone got a bottle of orange juice? Nah have a real drink ya pansy
He might need one after that!
It’s ok he knows pap so he’s used to worse "I haven't got to know pap yet! | |||
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"Mothers ruin please with ice and lemon Good evening white witch... One mothers ruin with ice and lemon coming right up... Merci, you may as well line them up " lining some more up...you have already put me under your magic spell | |||
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"A honey rum on ice would be lovely" Good evening girthy guy... One honey rum on ice coming right up... | |||
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"Sorry Ash..a bit late to the proceedings, any Pinot left? "Good evening lovely Samiss..Have you been watching Strictly? I kept a glass of white Pinot just for you x will find an 80's song for us to have dance.. | |||
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"Sorry Ash..a bit late to the proceedings, any Pinot left?
Good evening lovely Samiss..Have you been watching Strictly?
I kept a glass of white Pinot just for you x
will find an 80's song for us to have dance.."Yes I have Ash great show tonight. Mmm...nice cool glass of Pinot...Thank you. So what we dancing to tonight? | |||
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"Sorry Ash..a bit late to the proceedings, any Pinot left?
Good evening lovely Samiss..Have you been watching Strictly?
I kept a glass of white Pinot just for you x
will find an 80's song for us to have dance..
Yes I have Ash great show tonight. Mmm...nice cool glass of Pinot...Thank you. So what we dancing to tonight? "Glad you enjoyed it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdC2jPPxAwk Jocelyn Brown - Somebody else's guy | |||
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"Sorry Ash..a bit late to the proceedings, any Pinot left?
Good evening lovely Samiss..Have you been watching Strictly?
I kept a glass of white Pinot just for you x
will find an 80's song for us to have dance..
Yes I have Ash great show tonight. Mmm...nice cool glass of Pinot...Thank you. So what we dancing to tonight?
Glad you enjoyed it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdC2jPPxAwk
Jocelyn Brown - Somebody else's guy"Ooh love it, real funky, had to put my sparkly dance shoes back on | |||
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"Sorry Ash..a bit late to the proceedings, any Pinot left?
Good evening lovely Samiss..Have you been watching Strictly?
I kept a glass of white Pinot just for you x
will find an 80's song for us to have dance..
Yes I have Ash great show tonight. Mmm...nice cool glass of Pinot...Thank you. So what we dancing to tonight?
Glad you enjoyed it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdC2jPPxAwk
Jocelyn Brown - Somebody else's guy
Ooh love it, real funky, had to put my sparkly dance shoes back on "I'm not wearing my flip flops after last nights accident! | |||
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"Sorry Ash..a bit late to the proceedings, any Pinot left?
Good evening lovely Samiss..Have you been watching Strictly?
I kept a glass of white Pinot just for you x
will find an 80's song for us to have dance..
Yes I have Ash great show tonight. Mmm...nice cool glass of Pinot...Thank you. So what we dancing to tonight?
Glad you enjoyed it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdC2jPPxAwk
Jocelyn Brown - Somebody else's guy
Ooh love it, real funky, had to put my sparkly dance shoes back on
I'm not wearing my flip flops after last nights accident!
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"Sorry Ash..a bit late to the proceedings, any Pinot left?
Good evening lovely Samiss..Have you been watching Strictly?
I kept a glass of white Pinot just for you x
will find an 80's song for us to have dance..
Yes I have Ash great show tonight. Mmm...nice cool glass of Pinot...Thank you. So what we dancing to tonight?
Glad you enjoyed it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdC2jPPxAwk
Jocelyn Brown - Somebody else's guy
Ooh love it, real funky, had to put my sparkly dance shoes back on
I'm not wearing my flip flops after last nights accident!
Oh good so I won't get whacked round the ear'ole then Do you have liability insurance for them "No not tonight!..I cant afford any insurance until bar starts making a profit! Are you ready to have a smooch to finish the evening with me? I've been at it all night! | |||
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"Pink gin and lemonade and chicken and sweet corn soup " Good evening Mike... One pink gin and lemonade coming right up.. Sorry i have run out of chicken and sweetcorn soup! | |||
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"Ash mate can I have another large vodka please and get one for yourself mate thanks" you sure can mate..one more large vodka coming up and I'll have another brandy thanks as it will be closing time soon. | |||
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"Sorry Ash..a bit late to the proceedings, any Pinot left?
Good evening lovely Samiss..Have you been watching Strictly?
I kept a glass of white Pinot just for you x
will find an 80's song for us to have dance..
Yes I have Ash great show tonight. Mmm...nice cool glass of Pinot...Thank you. So what we dancing to tonight?
Glad you enjoyed it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdC2jPPxAwk
Jocelyn Brown - Somebody else's guy
Ooh love it, real funky, had to put my sparkly dance shoes back on
I'm not wearing my flip flops after last nights accident!
Oh good so I won't get whacked round the ear'ole then Do you have liability insurance for them
No not tonight!..I cant afford any insurance until bar starts making a profit!
Are you ready to have a smooch to finish the evening with me? I've been at it all night!"Oh yes..what we smooching (love that word) ..
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"Sorry Ash..a bit late to the proceedings, any Pinot left?
Good evening lovely Samiss..Have you been watching Strictly?
I kept a glass of white Pinot just for you x
will find an 80's song for us to have dance..
Yes I have Ash great show tonight. Mmm...nice cool glass of Pinot...Thank you. So what we dancing to tonight?
Glad you enjoyed it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdC2jPPxAwk
Jocelyn Brown - Somebody else's guy
Ooh love it, real funky, had to put my sparkly dance shoes back on
I'm not wearing my flip flops after last nights accident!
Oh good so I won't get whacked round the ear'ole then Do you have liability insurance for them
No not tonight!..I cant afford any insurance until bar starts making a profit!
Are you ready to have a smooch to finish the evening with me? I've been at it all night!
Oh yes..what we smooching (love that word) ..
to? "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpqqjU7u5Yc Bee Gees - How deep is your love It always makes my evening having a smooch with you at the end of the night | |||
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"Sorry Ash..a bit late to the proceedings, any Pinot left?
Good evening lovely Samiss..Have you been watching Strictly?
I kept a glass of white Pinot just for you x
will find an 80's song for us to have dance..
Yes I have Ash great show tonight. Mmm...nice cool glass of Pinot...Thank you. So what we dancing to tonight?
Glad you enjoyed it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdC2jPPxAwk
Jocelyn Brown - Somebody else's guy
Ooh love it, real funky, had to put my sparkly dance shoes back on
I'm not wearing my flip flops after last nights accident!
Oh good so I won't get whacked round the ear'ole then Do you have liability insurance for them
No not tonight!..I cant afford any insurance until bar starts making a profit!
Are you ready to have a smooch to finish the evening with me? I've been at it all night!
Oh yes..what we smooching (love that word) ..
to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpqqjU7u5Yc
Bee Gees - How deep is your love
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