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 it started out so lovely........
But no! WW3 has broken out. One touched the other one’s tree, a bauble fight followed hitting one in the face which they then stood on resulting in blood all over the joint. No plasters in the house (bad mother!) One ‘hates’ Christmas songs and keeps flicking over to paw patrol. The elf is sitting on the fucking shelf with a smirky grin on his face!
Anyone else or is just me!?
FML is it too early for gin?
Anyway. Happy December all you scumbags and maggots.
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"Put some Christmas music on, get the decs down. Buy them a little tree each to decorate (I have palpitations if anyone touches my tree!) Box of Heroes opened Lovely day of putting them up and decorating the trees. Ahhhhh happy families it started out so lovely........
But no! WW3 has broken out. One touched the other one’s tree, a bauble fight followed hitting one in the face which they then stood on resulting in blood all over the joint. No plasters in the house (bad mother!) One ‘hates’ Christmas songs and keeps flicking over to paw patrol. The elf is sitting on the fucking shelf with a smirky grin on his face!
Anyone else or is just me!?
FML is it too early for gin?
Anyway. Happy December all you scumbags and maggots.
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"Put some Christmas music on, get the decs down. Buy them a little tree each to decorate (I have palpitations if anyone touches my tree!) Box of Heroes opened Lovely day of putting them up and decorating the trees. Ahhhhh happy families it started out so lovely........
But no! WW3 has broken out. One touched the other one’s tree, a bauble fight followed hitting one in the face which they then stood on resulting in blood all over the joint. No plasters in the house (bad mother!) One ‘hates’ Christmas songs and keeps flicking over to paw patrol. The elf is sitting on the fucking shelf with a smirky grin on his face!
Anyone else or is just me!?
FML is it too early for gin?
Anyway. Happy December all you scumbags and maggots.
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You’ll need it! I’ve already been on the phone to Father Christmas twice today "Haha  | |||
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"Put some Christmas music on, get the decs down. Buy them a little tree each to decorate (I have palpitations if anyone touches my tree!) Box of Heroes opened Lovely day of putting them up and decorating the trees. Ahhhhh happy families it started out so lovely........
But no! WW3 has broken out. One touched the other one’s tree, a bauble fight followed hitting one in the face which they then stood on resulting in blood all over the joint. No plasters in the house (bad mother!) One ‘hates’ Christmas songs and keeps flicking over to paw patrol. The elf is sitting on the fucking shelf with a smirky grin on his face!
Anyone else or is just me!?
FML is it too early for gin?
Anyway. Happy December all you scumbags and maggots.
"My 3 kids are at their dads this weekend which means I'm now in the middle of wrapping everything...and then have to decide which stuff to put in the cases to take away!! Got to bloody pack said cases then to try and hide it all!! Can see the wrapping getting done but the hiding can wait until tomorrow!! So I would say.... NEVER too early for gin!!....pour me one while you're there!!  | |||
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"Put some Christmas music on, get the decs down. Buy them a little tree each to decorate (I have palpitations if anyone touches my tree!) Box of Heroes opened Lovely day of putting them up and decorating the trees. Ahhhhh happy families it started out so lovely........
But no! WW3 has broken out. One touched the other one’s tree, a bauble fight followed hitting one in the face which they then stood on resulting in blood all over the joint. No plasters in the house (bad mother!) One ‘hates’ Christmas songs and keeps flicking over to paw patrol. The elf is sitting on the fucking shelf with a smirky grin on his face!
Anyone else or is just me!?
FML is it too early for gin?
Anyway. Happy December all you scumbags and maggots.
Rubble on the double
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"Put some Christmas music on, get the decs down. Buy them a little tree each to decorate (I have palpitations if anyone touches my tree!) Box of Heroes opened Lovely day of putting them up and decorating the trees. Ahhhhh happy families it started out so lovely........
But no! WW3 has broken out. One touched the other one’s tree, a bauble fight followed hitting one in the face which they then stood on resulting in blood all over the joint. No plasters in the house (bad mother!) One ‘hates’ Christmas songs and keeps flicking over to paw patrol. The elf is sitting on the fucking shelf with a smirky grin on his face!
Anyone else or is just me!?
FML is it too early for gin?
Anyway. Happy December all you scumbags and maggots.
My 3 kids are at their dads this weekend which means I'm now in the middle of wrapping everything...and then have to decide which stuff to put in the cases to take away!! Got to bloody pack said cases then to try and hide it all!! Can see the wrapping getting done but the hiding can wait until tomorrow!!
So I would say.... NEVER too early for gin!!....pour me one while you're there!! "Oh god. Not even started on the wrapping yet! | |||
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"Put some Christmas music on, get the decs down. Buy them a little tree each to decorate (I have palpitations if anyone touches my tree!) Box of Heroes opened Lovely day of putting them up and decorating the trees. Ahhhhh happy families it started out so lovely........
But no! WW3 has broken out. One touched the other one’s tree, a bauble fight followed hitting one in the face which they then stood on resulting in blood all over the joint. No plasters in the house (bad mother!) One ‘hates’ Christmas songs and keeps flicking over to paw patrol. The elf is sitting on the fucking shelf with a smirky grin on his face!
Anyone else or is just me!?
FML is it too early for gin?
Anyway. Happy December all you scumbags and maggots.
My 3 kids are at their dads this weekend which means I'm now in the middle of wrapping everything...and then have to decide which stuff to put in the cases to take away!! Got to bloody pack said cases then to try and hide it all!! Can see the wrapping getting done but the hiding can wait until tomorrow!!
So I would say.... NEVER too early for gin!!....pour me one while you're there!!
Oh god. Not even started on the wrapping yet!
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"Put some Christmas music on, get the decs down. Buy them a little tree each to decorate (I have palpitations if anyone touches my tree!) Box of Heroes opened Lovely day of putting them up and decorating the trees. Ahhhhh happy families it started out so lovely........
But no! WW3 has broken out. One touched the other one’s tree, a bauble fight followed hitting one in the face which they then stood on resulting in blood all over the joint. No plasters in the house (bad mother!) One ‘hates’ Christmas songs and keeps flicking over to paw patrol. The elf is sitting on the fucking shelf with a smirky grin on his face!
Anyone else or is just me!?
FML is it too early for gin?
Anyway. Happy December all you scumbags and maggots.
My 3 kids are at their dads this weekend which means I'm now in the middle of wrapping everything...and then have to decide which stuff to put in the cases to take away!! Got to bloody pack said cases then to try and hide it all!! Can see the wrapping getting done but the hiding can wait until tomorrow!!
So I would say.... NEVER too early for gin!!....pour me one while you're there!!
Oh god. Not even started on the wrapping yet!
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"Put some Christmas music on, get the decs down. Buy them a little tree each to decorate (I have palpitations if anyone touches my tree!) Box of Heroes opened Lovely day of putting them up and decorating the trees. Ahhhhh happy families it started out so lovely........
But no! WW3 has broken out. One touched the other one’s tree, a bauble fight followed hitting one in the face which they then stood on resulting in blood all over the joint. No plasters in the house (bad mother!) One ‘hates’ Christmas songs and keeps flicking over to paw patrol. The elf is sitting on the fucking shelf with a smirky grin on his face!
Anyone else or is just me!?
FML is it too early for gin?
Anyway. Happy December all you scumbags and maggots.
My 3 kids are at their dads this weekend which means I'm now in the middle of wrapping everything...and then have to decide which stuff to put in the cases to take away!! Got to bloody pack said cases then to try and hide it all!! Can see the wrapping getting done but the hiding can wait until tomorrow!!
So I would say.... NEVER too early for gin!!....pour me one while you're there!!
Oh god. Not even started on the wrapping yet!
Would this be a bad time to mention were all done
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"Put some Christmas music on, get the decs down. Buy them a little tree each to decorate (I have palpitations if anyone touches my tree!) Box of Heroes opened Lovely day of putting them up and decorating the trees. Ahhhhh happy families it started out so lovely........
But no! WW3 has broken out. One touched the other one’s tree, a bauble fight followed hitting one in the face which they then stood on resulting in blood all over the joint. No plasters in the house (bad mother!) One ‘hates’ Christmas songs and keeps flicking over to paw patrol. The elf is sitting on the fucking shelf with a smirky grin on his face!
Anyone else or is just me!?
FML is it too early for gin?
Anyway. Happy December all you scumbags and maggots.
My 3 kids are at their dads this weekend which means I'm now in the middle of wrapping everything...and then have to decide which stuff to put in the cases to take away!! Got to bloody pack said cases then to try and hide it all!! Can see the wrapping getting done but the hiding can wait until tomorrow!!
So I would say.... NEVER too early for gin!!....pour me one while you're there!!
Oh god. Not even started on the wrapping yet!
Would this be a bad time to mention were all done
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"Merry Christmas OP!
I still need pics even if there is blood all over the shop! "I know I know! You shall . May be tomorrow now though! | |||
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"Put some Christmas music on, get the decs down. Buy them a little tree each to decorate (I have palpitations if anyone touches my tree!) Box of Heroes opened Lovely day of putting them up and decorating the trees. Ahhhhh happy families it started out so lovely........
But no! WW3 has broken out. One touched the other one’s tree, a bauble fight followed hitting one in the face which they then stood on resulting in blood all over the joint. No plasters in the house (bad mother!) One ‘hates’ Christmas songs and keeps flicking over to paw patrol. The elf is sitting on the fucking shelf with a smirky grin on his face!
Anyone else or is just me!?
FML is it too early for gin?
Anyway. Happy December all you scumbags and maggots.
My 3 kids are at their dads this weekend which means I'm now in the middle of wrapping everything...and then have to decide which stuff to put in the cases to take away!! Got to bloody pack said cases then to try and hide it all!! Can see the wrapping getting done but the hiding can wait until tomorrow!!
So I would say.... NEVER too early for gin!!....pour me one while you're there!!
Oh god. Not even started on the wrapping yet!
Would this be a bad time to mention were all done
Yes it would well I best not then
Thank God I’m out tonight! Must remember to pop that mistletoe in my handbag ""I Saw Mummy Kissing Santa Claus" | |||
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"Put some Christmas music on, get the decs down. Buy them a little tree each to decorate (I have palpitations if anyone touches my tree!) Box of Heroes opened Lovely day of putting them up and decorating the trees. Ahhhhh happy families it started out so lovely........
But no! WW3 has broken out. One touched the other one’s tree, a bauble fight followed hitting one in the face which they then stood on resulting in blood all over the joint. No plasters in the house (bad mother!) One ‘hates’ Christmas songs and keeps flicking over to paw patrol. The elf is sitting on the fucking shelf with a smirky grin on his face!
Anyone else or is just me!?
FML is it too early for gin?
Anyway. Happy December all you scumbags and maggots.
My 3 kids are at their dads this weekend which means I'm now in the middle of wrapping everything...and then have to decide which stuff to put in the cases to take away!! Got to bloody pack said cases then to try and hide it all!! Can see the wrapping getting done but the hiding can wait until tomorrow!!
So I would say.... NEVER too early for gin!!....pour me one while you're there!!
Oh god. Not even started on the wrapping yet!
Would this be a bad time to mention were all done
Yes it would well I best not then
Thank God I’m out tonight! Must remember to pop that mistletoe in my handbag
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One of them has just galloped up the stairs trailing a piece of gold tinsel with two others in hot pursuit and another is climbing up the tree trunk trying to boff the candy canes. | |||
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"I'm just about to start the same thing. Wish me luck
You’ll need it! I’ve already been on the phone to Father Christmas twice today "I used to work for Royal Mail when my brother's kids were little and I actually DID get on the phone to Father Christmas when one of his eleves sent the eldest one a letter in Welsh!! She got a letter of apology from "the man himself" | |||
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"I'm in a similar position to you, OP except substitute kids for cats, and I have many. What is it about dangling tinsel and low-hanging baubles that cats find so fascinating????? One of them has just galloped up the stairs trailing a piece of gold tinsel with two others in hot pursuit and another is climbing up the tree trunk trying to boff the candy canes."I don’t have cats but I’ve seen a few funny vids on Facebook involving cats and Christmas trees/decorations! Seems they love it! | |||
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"I'm just about to start the same thing. Wish me luck
You’ll need it! I’ve already been on the phone to Father Christmas twice today
I used to work for Royal Mail when my brother's kids were little and I actually DID get on the phone to Father Christmas when one of his eleves sent the eldest one a letter in Welsh!!
She got a letter of apology from "the man himself" "I change my mums name to Santa on my phone in December and text her to ring me when they’re being naughty  .
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"It's your own fault for giving them sugar. You should have kept the chocolate as a bribe for them when they have finished. Ha. Funnily enough neither of them are that bothered about chocolate. I managed to demolish most of them though. I now have a box of creme egg chocs. Whoever came up with the idea of sticking them in heroes needs shooting! " So, the chocolate was for you
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"I'm just about to start the same thing. Wish me luck
You’ll need it! I’ve already been on the phone to Father Christmas twice today
I used to work for Royal Mail when my brother's kids were little and I actually DID get on the phone to Father Christmas when one of his eleves sent the eldest one a letter in Welsh!!
She got a letter of apology from "the man himself"
I change my mums name to Santa on my phone in December and text her to ring me when they’re being naughty .
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"It's your own fault for giving them sugar. You should have kept the chocolate as a bribe for them when they have finished. Ha. Funnily enough neither of them are that bothered about chocolate. I managed to demolish most of them though. I now have a box of creme egg chocs. Whoever came up with the idea of sticking them in heroes needs shooting! So, the chocolate was for you
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"I'm just about to start the same thing. Wish me luck
You’ll need it! I’ve already been on the phone to Father Christmas twice today
I used to work for Royal Mail when my brother's kids were little and I actually DID get on the phone to Father Christmas when one of his eleves sent the eldest one a letter in Welsh!!
She got a letter of apology from "the man himself"
I change my mums name to Santa on my phone in December and text her to ring me when they’re being naughty .
#worstmotherever "I think we've all done this!! Sadly mine don't believe in FC anymore so I don't have that to hold over them!!.... On the plus side it means I don't have to mess around with the whole elf on the shelf b*llox!! | |||
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"I'm just about to start the same thing. Wish me luck
You’ll need it! I’ve already been on the phone to Father Christmas twice today
I used to work for Royal Mail when my brother's kids were little and I actually DID get on the phone to Father Christmas when one of his eleves sent the eldest one a letter in Welsh!!
She got a letter of apology from "the man himself"
I change my mums name to Santa on my phone in December and text her to ring me when they’re being naughty .
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"I'm just about to start the same thing. Wish me luck
You’ll need it! I’ve already been on the phone to Father Christmas twice today
I used to work for Royal Mail when my brother's kids were little and I actually DID get on the phone to Father Christmas when one of his eleves sent the eldest one a letter in Welsh!!
She got a letter of apology from "the man himself"
I change my mums name to Santa on my phone in December and text her to ring me when they’re being naughty .
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I think we've all done this!! Sadly mine don't believe in FC anymore so I don't have that to hold over them!!.... On the plus side it means I don't have to mess around with the whole elf on the shelf b*llox!! "I do love it all really to be fair. I’m worse than them! I think this will be the last year the youngest will believe. I’ve just always answered with “well I believe and I get presents” . Have to wait for the grandchildren next! I can’t have nobody believing! | |||
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"I'm just about to start the same thing. Wish me luck
You’ll need it! I’ve already been on the phone to Father Christmas twice today
I used to work for Royal Mail when my brother's kids were little and I actually DID get on the phone to Father Christmas when one of his eleves sent the eldest one a letter in Welsh!!
She got a letter of apology from "the man himself"
I change my mums name to Santa on my phone in December and text her to ring me when they’re being naughty .
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I think we've all done this!! Sadly mine don't believe in FC anymore so I don't have that to hold over them!!.... On the plus side it means I don't have to mess around with the whole elf on the shelf b*llox!!
I do love it all really to be fair. I’m worse than them! I think this will be the last year the youngest will believe. I’ve just always answered with “well I believe and I get presents” . Have to wait for the grandchildren next! I can’t have nobody believing! "I think they say they believe for a few extra years to keep us teary eyed mums happy too. | |||
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"I'm just about to start the same thing. Wish me luck
You’ll need it! I’ve already been on the phone to Father Christmas twice today
I used to work for Royal Mail when my brother's kids were little and I actually DID get on the phone to Father Christmas when one of his eleves sent the eldest one a letter in Welsh!!
She got a letter of apology from "the man himself"
I change my mums name to Santa on my phone in December and text her to ring me when they’re being naughty .
#worstmotherever
I think we've all done this!! Sadly mine don't believe in FC anymore so I don't have that to hold over them!!.... On the plus side it means I don't have to mess around with the whole elf on the shelf b*llox!!
I do love it all really to be fair. I’m worse than them! I think this will be the last year the youngest will believe. I’ve just always answered with “well I believe and I get presents” . Have to wait for the grandchildren next! I can’t have nobody believing! "Oh god I'll be happy with a few years of no one believing!! I am in no way ready to have any grand children!!!  lol!!. Although I agree when they are young and believe it's magical!! x | |||
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"I'm just about to start the same thing. Wish me luck
You’ll need it! I’ve already been on the phone to Father Christmas twice today
I used to work for Royal Mail when my brother's kids were little and I actually DID get on the phone to Father Christmas when one of his eleves sent the eldest one a letter in Welsh!!
She got a letter of apology from "the man himself"
I change my mums name to Santa on my phone in December and text her to ring me when they’re being naughty .
#worstmotherever
I think we've all done this!! Sadly mine don't believe in FC anymore so I don't have that to hold over them!!.... On the plus side it means I don't have to mess around with the whole elf on the shelf b*llox!!
I do love it all really to be fair. I’m worse than them! I think this will be the last year the youngest will believe. I’ve just always answered with “well I believe and I get presents” . Have to wait for the grandchildren next! I can’t have nobody believing!
Oh god I'll be happy with a few years of no one believing!! I am in no way ready to have any grand children!!! lol!!. Although I agree when they are young and believe it's magical!! x"I’m not ready either! It’s a possibility though having a 22 year old  | |||
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Oh yes. Friends arriving at 7 then I’ll be getting the baggy sweat pants and reeboks with the straps on and hitting it big time "Sounds like the perfect night. Have a fab night x | |||
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"Put some Christmas music on, get the decs down. Buy them a little tree each to decorate (I have palpitations if anyone touches my tree!) Box of Heroes opened Lovely day of putting them up and decorating the trees. Ahhhhh happy families it started out so lovely........never too early for gin... Fill your boots lol.....I waited til my daughter was at her dad's this weekend and have spent my weekend off work so far putting up the tree... cleaning and doing laundry....I'm about to spend the evening wrapping.. I'll join you and have a gin or 3..chin chin lol
But no! WW3 has broken out. One touched the other one’s tree, a bauble fight followed hitting one in the face which they then stood on resulting in blood all over the joint. No plasters in the house (bad mother!) One ‘hates’ Christmas songs and keeps flicking over to paw patrol. The elf is sitting on the fucking shelf with a smirky grin on his face!
Anyone else or is just me!?
FML is it too early for gin?
Anyway. Happy December all you scumbags and maggots.
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"Put some Christmas music on, get the decs down. Buy them a little tree each to decorate (I have palpitations if anyone touches my tree!) Box of Heroes opened Lovely day of putting them up and decorating the trees. Ahhhhh happy families it started out so lovely........
But no! WW3 has broken out. One touched the other one’s tree, a bauble fight followed hitting one in the face which they then stood on resulting in blood all over the joint. No plasters in the house (bad mother!) One ‘hates’ Christmas songs and keeps flicking over to paw patrol. The elf is sitting on the fucking shelf with a smirky grin on his face!
Anyone else or is just me!?
FML is it too early for gin?
Anyway. Happy December all you scumbags and maggots.
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"Feel for ya slip a bit of vodka in there pepsi make it more entertaining "Pepsi!??! Christ they’d be climbing the walls even higher! | |||
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"Feel for ya slip a bit of vodka in there pepsi make it more entertaining
Pepsi!??! Christ they’d be climbing the walls even higher! "give each a paint brush get them to paint the ceiling while there up there | |||
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"Put some Christmas music on, get the decs down. Buy them a little tree each to decorate (I have palpitations if anyone touches my tree!) Box of Heroes opened Lovely day of putting them up and decorating the trees. Ahhhhh happy families it started out so lovely........
But no! WW3 has broken out. One touched the other one’s tree, a bauble fight followed hitting one in the face which they then stood on resulting in blood all over the joint. No plasters in the house (bad mother!) One ‘hates’ Christmas songs and keeps flicking over to paw patrol. The elf is sitting on the fucking shelf with a smirky grin on his face!
Anyone else or is just me!?
FML is it too early for gin?
Anyway. Happy December all you scumbags and maggots.
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