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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

supposed to be shopping but i'm piss balling about on the internet. How many minutes will it take for the shops to fill up and there not be any salad or light bulbs left ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

28. Next.

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By *otBunsHunWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I'd go with 45 mins.....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"28. Next."

No im not going to Next.

Do they do salad now ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"I'd go with 45 mins....."

I've got one jeans leg on so should make it before then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's almost Christmas so they'll be out of stock already.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"It's almost Christmas so they'll be out of stock already."

Not looking for stock. Just salad and light bulbs.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"supposed to be shopping but i'm piss balling about on the internet. How many minutes will it take for the shops to fill up and there not be any salad or light bulbs left ?"

Salad? On Merseyside? In December? God, you're such a maverick ,Granny.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

I think they've already run out of bread and bread mix. I wouldn't bother going until after Christmas really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"supposed to be shopping but i'm piss balling about on the internet. How many minutes will it take for the shops to fill up and there not be any salad or light bulbs left ?"
nobody at the shops, I'm here and it's really not that busy today

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"supposed to be shopping but i'm piss balling about on the internet. How many minutes will it take for the shops to fill up and there not be any salad or light bulbs left ?

Salad? On Merseyside? In December? God, you're such a maverick ,Granny."

I know. I'll put another Echo on the fire.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"supposed to be shopping but i'm piss balling about on the internet. How many minutes will it take for the shops to fill up and there not be any salad or light bulbs left ?nobody at the shops, I'm here and it's really not that busy today "

Wasn't thinking of making the crossing.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Which shops though?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Which shops though?"

The salad and light bulb shop!!!

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

To late.. the shops have shut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's almost Christmas so they'll be out of stock already.

Not looking for stock. Just salad and light bulbs. "

You definitely need a lightbulb moment Gran.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"It's almost Christmas so they'll be out of stock already.

Not looking for stock. Just salad and light bulbs.

You definitely need a lightbulb moment Gran."

You are right ! I need to put both legs in me jeans and fuck off out into the cold and wet.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Which shops though?

The salad and light bulb shop!!!

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Salad n lightbulbs R US is open 24/7 if its any help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lightbulbs are so expensive nowadays, easier to get a candle.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Which shops though?

The salad and light bulb shop!!!

Salad n lightbulbs R US is open 24/7 if its any help"

I'll go midnight then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lightbulbs are so expensive nowadays, easier to get a candle. "

I expect you light every room you walk in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interesting lunch, is that one of those light lunches?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lightbulbs are so expensive nowadays, easier to get a candle. "

Always best to ask for four candles though.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Lightbulbs are so expensive nowadays, easier to get a candle.

Always best to ask for four candles though."

Fork Handles ? ( i know I know ! )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lightbulbs are so expensive nowadays, easier to get a candle.

Always best to ask for four candles though.

Fork Handles ? ( i know I know ! )"

It just has to be done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lightbulbs are so expensive nowadays, easier to get a candle.

Always best to ask for four candles though.

Fork Handles ? ( i know I know ! )"

Handles for forks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lightbulbs are so expensive nowadays, easier to get a candle.

Always best to ask for four candles though.

Fork Handles ? ( i know I know ! )

It just has to be done"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lightbulbs are so expensive nowadays, easier to get a candle.

I expect you light every room you walk in. "

Its the candle I carry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lightbulbs are so expensive nowadays, easier to get a candle.

I expect you light every room you walk in.

Its the candle I carry "

Is it between your cheeks ?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Eat something else and just pinch a lightbulb from another room temporarily and stay here with us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's almost Christmas so they'll be out of stock already.

Not looking for stock. Just salad and light bulbs.

You definitely need a lightbulb moment Gran.

You are right ! I need to put both legs in me jeans and fuck off out into the cold and wet. "

Remember, there are two leg holes in jeans.

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