FabSwingers.com forum: What's the worst thing you've innocently put in your mouth?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Having tried Corsodyl toothpaste this morning and discovered that there are NO words for how disgusting it tastes!!!

Got me thinking to the worst thing you've innocently tasted?

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Drambuie.

Chilli Vodka.

Devils on Horseback.

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

The small people in my house thought it would be funny to encourage me to do the ‘ bean boozled ‘ challenge ( have no idea if that’s actully the right name for it, but it’s along those lines)

anyhow it turns out although I have no idea what I was actually tasting, it was most definitely was the worst thing I’ve ever put in my mouth

Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Calamari, it was disguised as an onion ring.

Ych a fe dirty, horrible rubbery manky thing.

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By *andtsurreyCouple
over a year ago

Torbay

Some sea slug delicacy thing on holiday once. It was like a bloody bush tucker trial. Bleughhhhhh.

T x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The small people in my house thought it would be funny to encourage me to do the ‘ bean boozled ‘ challenge ( have no idea if that’s actully the right name for it, but it’s along those lines)

anyhow it turns out although I have no idea what I was actually tasting, it was most definitely was the worst thing I’ve ever put in my mouth

Mrs blue eyes

My little people were guided towards taking their Beanboozle set into school for their friends to share on the fun!!! No way was I risking that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In primary school I had a kitkat in one hand, and chalk in the other. Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asafoetida! Never ever ever ever again

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

A beetle I thought it was a grape in Australia ..... fuck that three second rule never again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At a party I dipped a prawn in a dip that I thought was thousand island it was dark and I had had a few vodkas, it was mustard !!!!!

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By *ovingittwoCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Hubby was staying in an air B&B forgot to take toothpaste and looked in their cupboard to borrow some, he didn't have his glasses on. The toothpaste tasted vile and on closer inspection he realised it was haemorhoid cream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A slug that was in my milk when i made a bru

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Went to take a swig of milk from the bottle.

Was a bit surprised by the lumps.

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

anyhow it turns out although I have no idea what I was actually tasting, it was most definitely was the worst thing I’ve ever put in my mouth

Mrs blue eyes

My little people were guided towards taking their Beanboozle set into school for their friends to share on the fun!!! No way was I risking that

"
. That was one good move

hmmm Mrs blue is wishing she had known this sooner

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Fermented shark in Iceland (not the supermarket) it wasn't totally innocent as I knew what I was eating but omg !!

(my foreign colleague said it was quite nice) for which I owe him a return trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ex mother in laws chilli, it was more like a greyish red mince soup.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

A spider.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A beetle I thought it was a grape in Australia ..... fuck that three second rule never again

That gave me a right good laugh

thank you

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I've also created some weird tasting concoctions in my kitchen on my return from the pub feeling hungry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A slug that was in my milk when i made a bru"

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

There's nothing quite as vile to have in your mouth as the tongue of someone you dislike.... One good reason for avoiding pubs over Christmas ~ dr*nken opportunistic letches with Mistletoe!!

You know how it is... Someone taps you on the shoulder and you turn around into a full-on, invasive tongue assault

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ghost hot pepper sauce. Omg no amount of ice-cream or milk could take the burn away. 20 minutes of sheer hell. Never again

Something worse... At the same BBQ a guy had some then rubbed his eyes after some went on his fingers.

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

Sour milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two cocks. Don’t ask.

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

Pineapple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having tried Corsodyl toothpaste this morning and discovered that there are NO words for how disgusting it tastes!!!

Got me thinking to the worst thing you've innocently tasted?"
jellied eels never again

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Mackerel patè

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A blue bottle I didn't see in my red wine

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"A blue bottle I didn't see in my red wine

You sound like you needed my spider...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to be whiskey!

Kitty

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

I took a swig from my can, not realising that literally 10 seconds before that my parrot had pooped in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I took a swig from my can, not realising that literally 10 seconds before that my parrot had pooped in it."
omg I had to go to loo after that

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By *dam and slutCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Wasabi

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Put salt in my tea and took a big mouthful yuk!

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Cottage cheese.

You know my feelings on the stuff. The devils jizz.

Lex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three cocks. Long story.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Superglue. Somehow I managed to chew the lid and glue my lips together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Superglue. Somehow I managed to chew the lid and glue my lips together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pork scratching with ghost chilli on it. OMG my mouth was on fire. X

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

A whelk

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Wasabi "

I love wasabi

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

A free apple 'shot' at a bar, which was more revolting than apple shampoo.

Bleach, from hair bleaching - yuck!

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By *arah_tv999TV/TS
over a year ago

Oxford

Many year ago I ate some roasted almonds during a flight to Helsinki, spent that evening on a drip being given adrenaline injections in Helsinki's main hospital.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Five cocks. I was busy that weekend.

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By *uckToy1234Man
over a year ago

Leicester

Orange juice from a carton that had been used as an ashtray all night. Big gulp first thing in the morning....eurghhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Five cocks. I was busy that weekend."

What happened to no 4?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Had bacterial gastroenteritis years ago, so someone else's shit I would imagine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Five cocks. I was busy that weekend.

What happened to no 4?"

I was just seeing if anyone was paying attention, thank you for noticing my amazing anecdotes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Superglue. Somehow I managed to chew the lid and glue my lips together

Really? Wow and Owwww!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wasp I was a kid and eating a jam sandwich the wasp got in there took a bite and he obviously didn’t like that as he stung me

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By *estivalMan
over a year ago

borehamwood

sticking a onion ring in my mouth not realizing it was calamari sneaky little fucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once woke up somewhat dehydrated in a hotel and took a big swig out of the can of 7up on the bedside table

Unbeknown to me, my Mrs had used it as an ashtray the night before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sticking a onion ring in my mouth not realizing it was calamari sneaky little fucker"

Yep... ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frogs legs

Ribbit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goats cheese. It's the devil's food!

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Cottage cheese.

You know my feelings on the stuff. The devils jizz.

Lex"

I love the stuff, but my friend says it has to consistency of baby sick and tastes like it too, not sure how she knows.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Blurry eyed without my glasses on, mistaking the tube of Bio Freeze gel for toothpaste.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In India they have mosquito cream called Odomos in a tube that looks like toothpaste ..

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sambucca ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A battered prawn ball covered in cream.

Was meant to be a battered banana but the buffet staff at the C_inese got them mixed up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A battered prawn ball covered in cream.

Was meant to be a battered banana but the buffet staff at the C_inese got them mixed up!

That reminds me of my pissed up Uncle serving me mince & onion pie with custard

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By *dam and slutCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Wasabi

I love wasabi

By the spoonful, thinking it was guacamole ? I have no idea why I would think I was in a Japanese/Mexican fusion restaurant, no wait, I remember, alcohol.

xslutx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I then knew why the Americans call them ‘meals rejected by ethiopians’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Motherhood put some pretty rotten things in my mouth - breast milk, formula, baby sick, pee and I'm sure I'm not the only reduced to sucking snot out of a bunged up baby's nose

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