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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

utterly love them,,fancy em big time,but,,,,,,,,,,,,,nah I wanna be the girl,,im not good being the "top"

its gotta be lesbian sex with a twist,,lol

so judge me all ya want,,,bet your crap at something sexual too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm crap with dads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m crap at sex. Full stop.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m crap at sex. Full stop.

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lol,,nah,,,no one is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thread overload

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m crap at sex. Full stop.

lol,,nah,,,no one is"

I mean just the wrong partner

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thread overload "

this was all for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thread overload

this was all for you "

Can you stop looking at my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crab with bras cant do ghe 1 hand thing shit cznt do 2 hand thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thread overload

this was all for you

Can you stop looking at my profile "

I cant im COCK CRAZED

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So bad at talking dirty! I love talking about sex but I do it very matter of factly and it's the least sexy thing in the world!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Crab with bras cant do ghe 1 hand thing shit cznt do 2 hand thing "

Your fingers really do look strange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"utterly love them,,fancy em big time,but,,,,,,,,,,,,,nah I wanna be the girl,,im not good being the "top"

its gotta be lesbian sex with a twist,,lol

so judge me all ya want,,,bet your crap at something sexual too "

Maybe we're just jealous cause you look better than us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So bad at talking dirty! I love talking about sex but I do it very matter of factly and it's the least sexy thing in the world!"

Mr wants me to talk matter of factly but apparently I go a bit too porno

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"utterly love them,,fancy em big time,but,,,,,,,,,,,,,nah I wanna be the girl,,im not good being the "top"

its gotta be lesbian sex with a twist,,lol

so judge me all ya want,,,bet your crap at something sexual too

Maybe we're just jealous cause you look better than us "

No one looks better than you Mrs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"utterly love them,,fancy em big time,but,,,,,,,,,,,,,nah I wanna be the girl,,im not good being the "top"

its gotta be lesbian sex with a twist,,lol

so judge me all ya want,,,bet your crap at something sexual too

Maybe we're just jealous cause you look better than us

No one looks better than you Mrs. "

Mikki does....I'd pump her before you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"utterly love them,,fancy em big time,but,,,,,,,,,,,,,nah I wanna be the girl,,im not good being the "top"

its gotta be lesbian sex with a twist,,lol

so judge me all ya want,,,bet your crap at something sexual too

Maybe we're just jealous cause you look better than us "

no I don't think so,,but thanks,xlol,thats really sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So bad at talking dirty! I love talking about sex but I do it very matter of factly and it's the least sexy thing in the world!

Mr wants me to talk matter of factly but apparently I go a bit too porno "

I got slagged rotten for it recently. He said it was like a conference welcoming talk "so penetration will be 9.15, following a period of clit licking and rimming" !

Just can't do it, so I just turn the music up!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"So bad at talking dirty! I love talking about sex but I do it very matter of factly and it's the least sexy thing in the world!

Mr wants me to talk matter of factly but apparently I go a bit too porno

I got slagged rotten for it recently. He said it was like a conference welcoming talk "so penetration will be 9.15, following a period of clit licking and rimming" !

Just can't do it, so I just turn the music up!"

Its not my fortè that's for sure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"utterly love them,,fancy em big time,but,,,,,,,,,,,,,nah I wanna be the girl,,im not good being the "top"

its gotta be lesbian sex with a twist,,lol

so judge me all ya want,,,bet your crap at something sexual too

Maybe we're just jealous cause you look better than us

No one looks better than you Mrs.

Mikki does....I'd pump her before you "

pmsl,,,the cheque is in the post,,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So bad at talking dirty! I love talking about sex but I do it very matter of factly and it's the least sexy thing in the world!

Mr wants me to talk matter of factly but apparently I go a bit too porno

I got slagged rotten for it recently. He said it was like a conference welcoming talk "so penetration will be 9.15, following a period of clit licking and rimming" !

Just can't do it, so I just turn the music up!"

Nah, Mr loves it that way. Far more realistic apparently....we should swap tips....literally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So bad at talking dirty! I love talking about sex but I do it very matter of factly and it's the least sexy thing in the world!

Mr wants me to talk matter of factly but apparently I go a bit too porno

I got slagged rotten for it recently. He said it was like a conference welcoming talk "so penetration will be 9.15, following a period of clit licking and rimming" !

Just can't do it, so I just turn the music up!

Its not my fortè that's for sure."

Might get a shot of your gag to get me out of it !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So bad at talking dirty! I love talking about sex but I do it very matter of factly and it's the least sexy thing in the world!

Mr wants me to talk matter of factly but apparently I go a bit too porno

I got slagged rotten for it recently. He said it was like a conference welcoming talk "so penetration will be 9.15, following a period of clit licking and rimming" !

Just can't do it, so I just turn the music up!

Nah, Mr loves it that way. Far more realistic apparently....we should swap tips....literally "

Or men by the sound of it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So bad at talking dirty! I love talking about sex but I do it very matter of factly and it's the least sexy thing in the world!

Mr wants me to talk matter of factly but apparently I go a bit too porno

I got slagged rotten for it recently. He said it was like a conference welcoming talk "so penetration will be 9.15, following a period of clit licking and rimming" !

Just can't do it, so I just turn the music up!

Its not my fortè that's for sure."

You don't need to utter a word Mrs...

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"So bad at talking dirty! I love talking about sex but I do it very matter of factly and it's the least sexy thing in the world!

Mr wants me to talk matter of factly but apparently I go a bit too porno

I got slagged rotten for it recently. He said it was like a conference welcoming talk "so penetration will be 9.15, following a period of clit licking and rimming" !

Just can't do it, so I just turn the music up!

Its not my fortè that's for sure.

Might get a shot of your gag to get me out of it !"

It helps to stop you sounding like a dickhead, as long as you don't mind looking like a dribbler.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"So bad at talking dirty! I love talking about sex but I do it very matter of factly and it's the least sexy thing in the world!

Mr wants me to talk matter of factly but apparently I go a bit too porno

I got slagged rotten for it recently. He said it was like a conference welcoming talk "so penetration will be 9.15, following a period of clit licking and rimming" !

Just can't do it, so I just turn the music up!

Its not my fortè that's for sure.

You don't need to utter a word Mrs... "

Aye carumba

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What size strap on do you want?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not a fan of recieving oral.. 5 mins tops then I get bored

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