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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What IS in those handbags?

It is an eternal mystery to us chaps...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mace, handcuffs, balaclava, comb, money, phone, gag.

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Food. I get very hungry...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mace, handcuffs, balaclava, comb, money, phone, gag."

Duly noted

You wouldn't need the mace though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mace, handcuffs, balaclava, comb, money, phone, gag.

Duly noted

You wouldn't need the mace though

Not everyone is as accommodating as you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mace, handcuffs, balaclava, comb, money, phone, gag.

Duly noted

You wouldn't need the mace though

Not everyone is as accommodating as you

I'm a pushover really

You will need the balaklava to cover my boat race though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think im broken.. smallest bag ever, purse, phone and keys only..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never carried one lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think im broken.. smallest bag ever, purse, phone and keys only.. "
Economy of effort is no bad thing

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

I have a magic bag like Mary Poppins

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By *onyGalWoman
over a year ago

leeds

Everything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everything! "

In its right place

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Everything! "
Wheel Brace?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So much stuff even I don't know anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think im broken.. smallest bag ever, purse, phone and keys only.. Economy of effort is no bad thing"

Couldn't remember any more if I tried!!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Well that depends which handbag I take out!!

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

"Mace, handcuffs, balaclava, comb, money, phone, gag."

My my you’re a bit of a catch aren’t you ?

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By *ay-89Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

Shit ton of receipts. Tissues, keys, loose mints, huge purse because it's stupidly difficult to find one that fits in my pocket that I carry cards and cash in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mace, handcuffs, balaclava, comb, money, phone, gag.

My my you’re a bit of a catch aren’t you ?

I like to think so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't go in there. Men who go into ladies handbags never come out..

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"What IS in those handbags?

It is an eternal mystery to us chaps..."
Used tampons an ex of mine had

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By *ensualgent38Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh & London

You’ve opened the lid on a private world of mystery! Amazing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It depends on witch handbag i use mrscxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One mystery men should never know

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By *ensualgent38Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh & London

"One mystery men should never know

If it were only one that would be fine

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

My food shopping!

#reduceplasticfootprint

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By *ngelina4uWoman
over a year ago

Camberley/Middleton

Surgical castration tools for sleeping volunteers Shhhhhhhhhhhhh

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I dont carry a handbag and havent for a few years. I've just bought the galaxy watch so don't even carry my phone or cards with me any more.

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

My bag has everything except the item I need at that moment - keys/phone/purse/mini-wand delete as appropriate.

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By *ensualgent38Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh & London

"My bag has everything except the item I need at that moment - keys/phone/purse/mini-wand delete as appropriate.

Does the wand come out for those special roleplay moments?

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

"My bag has everything except the item I need at that moment - keys/phone/purse/mini-wand delete as appropriate.

Does the wand come out for those special roleplay moments?

No because I can never find it

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

At the moment a lovely bottle of aloe vera and cucumber gin, purse, keys, 3 pots of vaseline lip balm, handbag fluff, gum and a poppy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What IS in those handbags?

It is an eternal mystery to us chaps... Used tampons an ex of mine had

Is that why she's an ex? That's disgusting.

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By *ensualgent38Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh & London

"My bag has everything except the item I need at that moment - keys/phone/purse/mini-wand delete as appropriate.

Does the wand come out for those special roleplay moments?

No because I can never find it

Well. It’s not something you would want to pull out of your bag by mistake, is it?

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

"My bag has everything except the item I need at that moment - keys/phone/purse/mini-wand delete as appropriate.

Does the wand come out for those special roleplay moments?

No because I can never find it

Well. It’s not something you would want to pull out of your bag by mistake, is it?

Wouldn’t bother me, it’s a small wand not a realistic 12” dildo

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By *ensualgent38Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh & London

"My bag has everything except the item I need at that moment - keys/phone/purse/mini-wand delete as appropriate.

Does the wand come out for those special roleplay moments?

No because I can never find it

Well. It’s not something you would want to pull out of your bag by mistake, is it?

Wouldn’t bother me, it’s a small wand not a realistic 12” dildo

Is that what happened at the drive-thru?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Mostly receipts. But also pens, lip balm/stick/gloss, painkillers, tissues, letters, maybe more receipts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What IS in those handbags?

It is an eternal mystery to us chaps... Used tampons an ex of mine had

Why the hell did she keep used tampons in her bag?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Mostly receipts. But also pens, lip balm/stick/gloss, painkillers, tissues, letters, maybe more receipts."

Oh also a few sets of keys, mints, padlock for the gym and an emergency condom.

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

"My bag has everything except the item I need at that moment - keys/phone/purse/mini-wand delete as appropriate.

Does the wand come out for those special roleplay moments?

No because I can never find it

Well. It’s not something you would want to pull out of your bag by mistake, is it?

Wouldn’t bother me, it’s a small wand not a realistic 12” dildo

Is that what happened at the drive-thru?

What pulled out a 12” dildo? Yes double ended as well it was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mace, handcuffs, balaclava, comb, money, phone, gag."

Mace? That's for some serious foreplay lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently;

Co-codamol, paracetamol, vanilla oil, my work badge, gloves, hat, earmuffs, three nutrigrain bars, a giant areo bar, lipgloss, a bottle of juice, sunglasses, keys, a loom band bracelet and necklace, umbrella, sudafed, and finally, nasal spray

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Currently;

And nail clippers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Currently;

And nail clippers"

And tissues and hand sanitiser and a notebook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Currently;

And nail clippers

And tissues and hand sanitiser and a notebook "

And m&ms and a bagel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In mine I have, co codamol, buscopan, notebook, receipts, library card, business cards, manicure set, mints, screwdriver set, purse, lipsticks, mirror, pens, tissues, condoms, mini cordial bottle and my purse. Oh also forgot antibacterial hand gel x

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"What IS in those handbags?

It is an eternal mystery to us chaps... Used tampons an ex of mine had

Is that why she's an ex? That's disgusting.

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No, that was a miniscule reason

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"What IS in those handbags?

It is an eternal mystery to us chaps... Used tampons an ex of mine had

Why the hell did she keep used tampons in her bag?

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Practicality apparently, bit of a shock when you're just looking for Car keys

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

A brick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Currently;

And nail clippers

And tissues and hand sanitiser and a notebook

And m&ms and a bagel "

Oh and my purse, a broken key ring and a bracelet a child at work made for me which says Queen B on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends which handbag you are using and where you are going.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What IS in those handbags?

It is an eternal mystery to us chaps..."

Everything bar the kitchen sink i think lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Currently;

And nail clippers

And tissues and hand sanitiser and a notebook

And m&ms and a bagel

Oh and my purse, a broken key ring and a bracelet a child at work made for me which says Queen B on it

Ffs I forgot the side pockets! 20 pads (I’m prepared), 10 tampons, chewing gum, soothers, a pair of earrings and a condom

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

The souls of those who've pushed me too far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Panty pads, phone charger, purse, chewing gum, perfume, sunglasses and reading glasses, receipts, lip balm and chocolate.

Kitty

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By *ensualgent38Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh & London

"My bag has everything except the item I need at that moment - keys/phone/purse/mini-wand delete as appropriate.

Does the wand come out for those special roleplay moments?

No because I can never find it

Well. It’s not something you would want to pull out of your bag by mistake, is it?

Wouldn’t bother me, it’s a small wand not a realistic 12” dildo

Is that what happened at the drive-thru?

What pulled out a 12” dildo? Yes double ended as well it was

I was worried you might have taken someone’s eye out with something that big

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By *ensualgent38Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh & London

"Panty pads, phone charger, purse, chewing gum, perfume, sunglasses and reading glasses, receipts, lip balm and chocolate.

Kitty "

Glad you confirmed that is Kitty’s bag, but what about Dave’s?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Change purse, wallet, phone, keys, lip balm,tissues and inhaler...and a shit ton of receipts

... Oh.. And mascara

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At the moment a lovely bottle of aloe vera and cucumber gin, purse, keys, 3 pots of vaseline lip balm, handbag fluff, gum and a poppy. "

I stopped reading at ‘3 pots of vaseline’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually:

Laptop, charger, phone charger(s), ringbinder with notepads, pencil case, painkillers, umbrella, glasses, water bottle, lipbalm, comb, purse, work phone, condoms, snacks, receipts, ID card on a lanyard, loose change, pantyliners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No women carry condoms and lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No women carry condoms and lube"

I carry condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank the lord

she’s got condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank the lord

she’s got condoms "

What would it matter to you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No women carry condoms and lube"

I do when I am meeting... Condoms.. Not lube

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