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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Coming off the back of another thread.

So ladies, there’s an average looking bloke, slightly overweight with an amazing personality, then there’s a really good looking bloke, with an amazing body with an average personality, you can only fuck one, which one do you fuck ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The first one.

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By *horehouseprincessWoman
over a year ago

small town near Munich

The first one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely the first guy

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

The one I feel I click with the most. The one I think I will be more sexually compatible with.

Body type is less important than that ‘je ne sais quoi’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the first one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The first one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya da

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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The person who combines both. Am I as attracted to each? It just depends when I meet how I feel about each. Probably the first if I *had* to choose.

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By *hyevernotMan
over a year ago

Here and there

One has a cock like a button mushroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id not fuck either but have them both fuck me.. win win

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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago

toy town

My husband and other ladies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The first guy has a slightly below average penis and the second guy is well endowed, will this change the equation for the women who said the first guy ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Id not fuck either but have them both fuck me.. win win

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Yeah, except that isn’t the question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably the first if we click x

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By *ottie 13Woman
over a year ago

Happy go lucky

The one that makes me horny as fk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it’s just a fuck and go meet, the second one.

If it involves actually talking and interacting with them, then the first one.

I hate fuck and go meets so it would always be the first one for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The first especially if he's funny

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Scientific studies have conclusively proven time and time again that ladies will in fact go for whichever man is offering them cheesecake and chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The first guy has a slightly below average penis and the second guy is well endowed, will this change the equation for the women who said the first guy ? "

Aside from if they're from here and have everything on show, I wouldn't know that before I made the choice I was interested. I'd still pick no.1 though armed with the full facts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The second one. I gag them all anyway so it really doesn't matter what their personality is like.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Most times I'd choose the first guy. But not every time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The first guy has a slightly below average penis and the second guy is well endowed, will this change the equation for the women who said the first guy ? "

Not one iota.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh average men are my kinkkkkkkkk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scientific studies have conclusively proven time and time again that ladies will in fact go for whichever man is offering them crisps and wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one that makes me horny as fk

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Exactly this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well now you've said that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well seems this is the site for me

Who knew eatinv biscuits with every meal would get me laid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The first guy has a slightly below average penis and the second guy is well endowed, will this change the equation for the women who said the first guy ? "

I'd still pick the first one as I don't meet WE men.

However the first one would run away. So neither.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't you like the way the answers were going OP?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Didn't you like the way the answers were going OP?!

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Haha, I’m just trying to show women are as shallow as men and ill do what I can to prove it!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I would of said guy no 1 until you mentioned he had a below average sized cock.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would of said guy no 1 until you mentioned he had a below average sized cock. "

Case closed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being totally serious now. I couldn’t choose from those 2 examples anyway. There’s more to it than that. If I was a one off person I’d probably go for the fittest best looking one but im not so I’d need to know a bit more about them and what there thighs were like too

sorry if that’s too picky but can’t really answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The second one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being totally serious now. I couldn’t choose from those 2 examples anyway. There’s more to it than that. If I was a one off person I’d probably go for the fittest best looking one but im not so I’d need to know a bit more about them and what there thighs were like too

sorry if that’s too picky but can’t really answer. "

*their thighs

. Not there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coming off the back of another thread.

So ladies, there’s an average looking bloke, slightly overweight with an amazing personality, then there’s a really good looking bloke, with an amazing body with an average personality, you can only fuck one, which one do you fuck ? "

Average guy with amazing personality. Every single fucking time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The first guy has a slightly below average penis and the second guy is well endowed, will this change the equation for the women who said the first guy ? "

Thats fine. He'll get anal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The first guy has a slightly below average penis and the second guy is well endowed, will this change the equation for the women who said the first guy ?

Thats fine. He'll get anal

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Haha, you sound like a keeper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Defo the first guy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would of said guy no 1 until you mentioned he had a below average sized cock.

Case closed. "

And finding out he was before average made me more interested. There's someone for everyone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would of said guy no 1 until you mentioned he had a below average sized cock.

Case closed.

And finding out he was below average made me more interested. There's someone for everyone!"
fixed typo

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Coming off the back of another thread.

So ladies, there’s an average looking bloke, slightly overweight with an amazing personality, then there’s a really good looking bloke, with an amazing body with an average personality, you can only fuck one, which one do you fuck ? "

First guy, every time. Abs are overrated, personality and amiability win.

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"I would of said guy no 1 until you mentioned he had a below average sized cock.

Case closed. "
Well done Columbo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would of said guy no 1 until you mentioned he had a below average sized cock.

Case closed. Well done Columbo

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Just one more thing!

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"I would of said guy no 1 until you mentioned he had a below average sized cock.

Case closed. Well done Columbo

Just one more thing! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely the first one x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So much BS on this thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So much BS on this thread

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Are you saying the women are lying ?

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"So much BS on this thread

Are you saying the women are lying ?

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Yeah and I've got evidence. The numerous proclaimed average guy threads who say they struggle on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So much BS on this thread

Are you saying the women are lying ?

Yeah and I've got evidence. The numerous proclaimed average guy threads who say they struggle on here. "

But do they have the amazing personality. Thats the clincher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends how I feel at the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The first guy has a slightly below average penis and the second guy is well endowed, will this change the equation for the women who said the first guy ? "

Definitely the first then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So much BS on this thread

Are you saying the women are lying ?

Yeah and I've got evidence. The numerous proclaimed average guy threads who say they struggle on here. "
im an average jo but i dont struggle cos im funny as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So much BS on this thread

Are you saying the women are lying ?

Yeah and I've got evidence. The numerous proclaimed average guy threads who say they struggle on here. "

That is assuming that the better looking guys on here have crap personalities and the average ones have good ones... The ones that moan about not meeting, at least!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one I feel most chemistry with (If I can't have both).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have really good sex with men with average and below average cocks.

I've had some very painful sex with well endowed men.

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"So much BS on this thread

Are you saying the women are lying ?

Yeah and I've got evidence. The numerous proclaimed average guy threads who say they struggle on here.

But do they have the amazing personality. Thats the clincher

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They might have, I think it's hard to convey on a message or profile though. Personality goes along way in person, not on sites like this which are more superficial.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neither, I’d carry on looking for a guy with all the attributes I like. No more “he’ll do” for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think can tolerate an average personality, what can I say I'm a sucker for a pretty face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one with the sense of humour..

He'll need one with me

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"So much BS on this thread

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I agree.

If everyone wanted a avrige guy with a grate personality i most definitely woodount still be a virgin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So much BS on this thread

I agree.

If everyone wanted a avrige guy with a grate personality i most definitely woodount still be a virgin.

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Haven’t you got a girlfriend Seeside ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You only have to view a few veris to see that many women fuck average guys

Looks and body shape only go so far

The ability to communicate effectively remains important

Having a connection, be it emotional or sexual, remains important

The guys who complain they aren't getting shagged haven't worked out their formula yet

Some never do

We see more pics of 'fit' guys because they get fabbed more - generally by other men

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"So much BS on this thread

I agree.

If everyone wanted a avrige guy with a grate personality i most definitely woodount still be a virgin.

Haven’t you got a girlfriend Seeside ?"

Yes i do. But she's taking things very slowly.

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

"Coming off the back of another thread.

So ladies, there’s an average looking bloke, slightly overweight with an amazing personality, then there’s a really good looking bloke, with an amazing body with an average personality, you can only fuck one, which one do you fuck ? "

The first one...no contest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So much BS on this thread

I agree.

If everyone wanted a avrige guy with a grate personality i most definitely woodount still be a virgin.

Haven’t you got a girlfriend Seeside ?

Yes i do. But she's taking things very slowly.

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Glacial

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coming off the back of another thread.

So ladies, there’s an average looking bloke, slightly overweight with an amazing personality, then there’s a really good looking bloke, with an amazing body with an average personality, you can only fuck one, which one do you fuck ? "

Explains why alot of wemon are married to the first one, and I almost believed all wemon were on fab to fuck the second one, funny old creatures our fab ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd be surprised how far a personality will get you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't I fuck them both at the same time?

I'd like a night out with the guy with the great personality then meet the other guy when we're back home and they can make me a filling in a sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First one without a doubt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"First one without a doubt "

What if the other bloke looked like Rikki Hall ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't I fuck them both at the same time?

I'd like a night out with the guy with the great personality then meet the other guy when we're back home and they can make me a filling in a sandwich

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No you can’t, sorry. Hey, I don’t make the rules.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I fuck both?

Mrscxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I fuck both?

Mrscxxx"

Not you as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First one without a doubt

What if the other bloke looked like Rikki Hall ?

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If he’s boring then the fuck would be boring no matter how good he looked. Was hard to say that by the way. You know my love for the bearded one. He’s from Wolverhampton and got a wicked sense of humour so I know he’s hot and funny.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

The second one. Every time. We're not talking marriage here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Number 1. If they are average looking, but their personality is fantastic, it can make them appear far more attractive than someone with a mediocre personality as you get to know them. As for slightly overweight, I've always liked my men a little chunky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Number 1. If they are average looking, but their personality is fantastic, it can make them appear far more attractive than someone with a mediocre personality as you get to know them. As for slightly overweight, I've always liked my men a little chunky

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No matter how much food I eat including plenty of cakes/desserts the lot I can never get chunky hunky! The docs say my matabolism is way too fast!

The only way is to eat and sit on sofa watching telly. Sexercise burns the most calories though so I have no idea what to do!!

I would have to give up sex and football.

Why o why me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not gonna lie, I've fucked men for how they look but never boring ones, just some a bit too cocky and our personalities clashed.

At that time that's all I was looking for.

Now I'm looking for a connection with someone and a longer term friendship so I'd pick number 1.

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"Number 1. If they are average looking, but their personality is fantastic, it can make them appear far more attractive than someone with a mediocre personality as you get to know them. As for slightly overweight, I've always liked my men a little chunky

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How would you feel about fucking someone whose not overweight, lives miles away from you and is generallly considered to be a bit of a cunt?!

In answer to the OP, they (mostly) aren’t fucking me....

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

It depends if it's a one off, or ongoing. If it's ongoing, you need the right personality.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I honestly think all this thread is pointless and can simply be answered with, ME!

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"I honestly think all this thread is pointless and can simply be answered with, ME!

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Nobody likes a braggart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I honestly think all this thread is pointless and can simply be answered with, ME!

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I'd fuck you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Number 1. If they are average looking, but their personality is fantastic, it can make them appear far more attractive than someone with a mediocre personality as you get to know them. As for slightly overweight, I've always liked my men a little chunky

How would you feel about fucking someone whose not overweight, lives miles away from you and is generallly considered to be a bit of a cunt?!

In answer to the OP, they (mostly) aren’t fucking me.... "

What's his Willy size?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I honestly think all this thread is pointless and can simply be answered with, ME!

Nobody likes a braggart. "

I would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I honestly think all this thread is pointless and can simply be answered with, ME!

Nobody likes a braggart.

I would

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Only because of his amazing personality though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I honestly think all this thread is pointless and can simply be answered with, ME!

I'd fuck you"

With a knife though, right

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Scientific studies have conclusively proven time and time again that ladies will in fact go for whichever man is offering them cheesecake and chocolate

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I don't like chocolate

And in answer to the OP.

I might find myself initially attached to 2nd guy more, but if he didn't stimulate me mentally, then looks alone wouldn't do it for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I honestly think all this thread is pointless and can simply be answered with, ME!

Nobody likes a braggart.

I would

Only because of his amazing personality though."

And my hairy bum

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"Number 1. If they are average looking, but their personality is fantastic, it can make them appear far more attractive than someone with a mediocre personality as you get to know them. As for slightly overweight, I've always liked my men a little chunky

How would you feel about fucking someone whose not overweight, lives miles away from you and is generallly considered to be a bit of a cunt?!

In answer to the OP, they (mostly) aren’t fucking me....

What's his Willy size?

"

I’m told he’s a very well qualified man in that department, with a PhD* in the subject, in actual fact.

He talks a lot of shit, though, and has rubbish taste in music....

*Pretty huge Dick

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"I honestly think all this thread is pointless and can simply be answered with, ME!

I'd fuck you"

Pipe down, Dotty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Number 1. If they are average looking, but their personality is fantastic, it can make them appear far more attractive than someone with a mediocre personality as you get to know them. As for slightly overweight, I've always liked my men a little chunky

How would you feel about fucking someone whose not overweight, lives miles away from you and is generallly considered to be a bit of a cunt?!

In answer to the OP, they (mostly) aren’t fucking me....

What's his Willy size?

I’m told he’s a very well qualified man in that department, with a PhD* in the subject, in actual fact.

He talks a lot of shit, though, and has rubbish taste in music....

*Pretty huge Dick

. "

Yep, shit taste in music

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Number 1. If they are average looking, but their personality is fantastic, it can make them appear far more attractive than someone with a mediocre personality as you get to know them. As for slightly overweight, I've always liked my men a little chunky

How would you feel about fucking someone whose not overweight, lives miles away from you and is generallly considered to be a bit of a cunt?!

In answer to the OP, they (mostly) aren’t fucking me....

What's his Willy size?

I’m told he’s a very well qualified man in that department, with a PhD* in the subject, in actual fact.

He talks a lot of shit, though, and has rubbish taste in music....

*Pretty huge Dick

. "

Wow! I'm nearly sold!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am really attracted to a beard and a Dad bod and an amazing personality. I have met both types and feel more comfortable with average as I am average myself. I hate feeling like I am punching above what I should have. FAB is like a pic n mix, it's nice to try a variety!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am really attracted to a beard and a Dad bod and an amazing personality. I have met both types and feel more comfortable with average as I am average myself. I hate feeling like I am punching above what I should have. FAB is like a pic n mix, it's nice to try a variety! "

Average?? Pffft! Are you heck!

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

The hot one.

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds

Whichever one was the best kisser for me!

It’s all in the kissssssss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I honestly think all this thread is pointless and can simply be answered with, ME!

I'd fuck you

Pipe down, Dotty.

"

Is that the green face of jealousy?

We can share him if you want.

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"Number 1. If they are average looking, but their personality is fantastic, it can make them appear far more attractive than someone with a mediocre personality as you get to know them. As for slightly overweight, I've always liked my men a little chunky

How would you feel about fucking someone whose not overweight, lives miles away from you and is generallly considered to be a bit of a cunt?!

In answer to the OP, they (mostly) aren’t fucking me....

What's his Willy size?

I’m told he’s a very well qualified man in that department, with a PhD* in the subject, in actual fact.

He talks a lot of shit, though, and has rubbish taste in music....

*Pretty huge Dick

.

Wow! I'm nearly sold!

"

You know makes sense. 3 or so hours on the M4, or rather less by broomstick....

(joke).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I honestly think all this thread is pointless and can simply be answered with, ME!

Nobody likes a braggart.

I would

Only because of his amazing personality though.

And my hairy bum

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I wasn't going to mention that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I honestly think all this thread is pointless and can simply be answered with, ME!

I'd fuck you

Pipe down, Dotty.

Is that the green face of jealousy?

We can share him if you want. "

I'll watch. Who's bottom?

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over a year ago

"I honestly think all this thread is pointless and can simply be answered with, ME!

I'd fuck you

Pipe down, Dotty.

Is that the green face of jealousy?

We can share him if you want.

I'll watch. Who's bottom?"

I'm pretty sure it's White1100

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I honestly think all this thread is pointless and can simply be answered with, ME!

I'd fuck you

Pipe down, Dotty.

Is that the green face of jealousy?

We can share him if you want.

I'll watch. Who's bottom?

I'm pretty sure it's White1100"

I'm sure he'll let us know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I honestly think all this thread is pointless and can simply be answered with, ME!

I'd fuck you

Pipe down, Dotty.

Is that the green face of jealousy?

We can share him if you want.

I'll watch. Who's bottom?

I'm pretty sure it's White1100

I'm sure he'll let us know. "

He can't help himself.

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"I honestly think all this thread is pointless and can simply be answered with, ME!

I'd fuck you

Pipe down, Dotty.

Is that the green face of jealousy?

We can share him if you want. "

Never on a first meet.

If there’s a second, I may be open to suggestions

.

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over a year ago

"I honestly think all this thread is pointless and can simply be answered with, ME!

I'd fuck you

Pipe down, Dotty.

Is that the green face of jealousy?

We can share him if you want.

I'll watch. Who's bottom?

I'm pretty sure it's White1100

I'm sure he'll let us know.

He can't help himself. "

Do I not get a say in this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I honestly think all this thread is pointless and can simply be answered with, ME!

I'd fuck you

Pipe down, Dotty.

Is that the green face of jealousy?

We can share him if you want.

Never on a first meet.

If there’s a second, I may be open to suggestions

. "

Ok I'll leave you boys to it then, give me a shout for round 2.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I honestly think all this thread is pointless and can simply be answered with, ME!

I'd fuck you

Pipe down, Dotty.

Is that the green face of jealousy?

We can share him if you want.

I'll watch. Who's bottom?

I'm pretty sure it's White1100

I'm sure he'll let us know.

He can't help himself.

Do I not get a say in this

"

Ssssshhhh.....you're on top, we'll wax him and you won't know the difference!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I honestly think all this thread is pointless and can simply be answered with, ME!

I'd fuck you

Pipe down, Dotty.

Is that the green face of jealousy?

We can share him if you want.

I'll watch. Who's bottom?

I'm pretty sure it's White1100

I'm sure he'll let us know.

He can't help himself.

Do I not get a say in this

Ssssshhhh.....you're on top, we'll wax him and you won't know the difference! "

*slips out through the back door*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I honestly think all this thread is pointless and can simply be answered with, ME!

I'd fuck you

Pipe down, Dotty.

Is that the green face of jealousy?

We can share him if you want.

I'll watch. Who's bottom?

I'm pretty sure it's White1100

I'm sure he'll let us know.

He can't help himself.

Do I not get a say in this

"

Nope, none whatsoever

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"I honestly think all this thread is pointless and can simply be answered with, ME!

I'd fuck you

Pipe down, Dotty.

Is that the green face of jealousy?

We can share him if you want.

I'll watch. Who's bottom?

I'm pretty sure it's White1100

I'm sure he'll let us know.

He can't help himself.

Do I not get a say in this

Ssssshhhh.....you're on top, we'll wax him and you won't know the difference! "

I might enjoy that....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I honestly think all this thread is pointless and can simply be answered with, ME!

I'd fuck you

Pipe down, Dotty.

Is that the green face of jealousy?

We can share him if you want.

I'll watch. Who's bottom?

I'm pretty sure it's White1100

I'm sure he'll let us know.

He can't help himself.

Do I not get a say in this

Ssssshhhh.....you're on top, we'll wax him and you won't know the difference!

*slips into the back door*"

FTFY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I honestly think all this thread is pointless and can simply be answered with, ME!

I'd fuck you

Pipe down, Dotty.

Is that the green face of jealousy?

We can share him if you want.

I'll watch. Who's bottom?

I'm pretty sure it's White1100

I'm sure he'll let us know.

He can't help himself.

Do I not get a say in this

Ssssshhhh.....you're on top, we'll wax him and you won't know the difference!

I might enjoy that....

"

You say might like you don't already know.

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"I honestly think all this thread is pointless and can simply be answered with, ME!

I'd fuck you

Pipe down, Dotty.

Is that the green face of jealousy?

We can share him if you want.

I'll watch. Who's bottom?

I'm pretty sure it's White1100

I'm sure he'll let us know.

He can't help himself.

Do I not get a say in this

Ssssshhhh.....you're on top, we'll wax him and you won't know the difference!

I might enjoy that....

You say might like you don't already know. "

Depends on their technique. It’s all in the wrist action.

My barber waxed my ears a couple of weeks back....Ouch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I honestly think all this thread is pointless and can simply be answered with, ME!

I'd fuck you

Pipe down, Dotty.

Is that the green face of jealousy?

We can share him if you want.

I'll watch. Who's bottom?

I'm pretty sure it's White1100

I'm sure he'll let us know.

He can't help himself.

Do I not get a say in this

Ssssshhhh.....you're on top, we'll wax him and you won't know the difference!

I might enjoy that....

You say might like you don't already know.

Depends on their technique. It’s all in the wrist action.

My barber waxed my ears a couple of weeks back....Ouch. "

Has he got one of those red and white stripey rods?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you'd get a different answer OP if this wasn't the 'forum' ladies

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"I honestly think all this thread is pointless and can simply be answered with, ME!

I'd fuck you

Pipe down, Dotty.

Is that the green face of jealousy?

We can share him if you want.

I'll watch. Who's bottom?

I'm pretty sure it's White1100

I'm sure he'll let us know.

He can't help himself.

Do I not get a say in this

Ssssshhhh.....you're on top, we'll wax him and you won't know the difference!

I might enjoy that....

You say might like you don't already know.

Depends on their technique. It’s all in the wrist action.

My barber waxed my ears a couple of weeks back....Ouch.

Has he got one of those red and white stripey rods?"

I wouldn’t know. I don’t know him *that* well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think you'd get a different answer OP if this wasn't the 'forum' ladies

"

You're lucky you put the hyphens above forum and not ladies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I honestly think all this thread is pointless and can simply be answered with, ME!

I'd fuck you

Pipe down, Dotty.

Is that the green face of jealousy?

We can share him if you want.

I'll watch. Who's bottom?

I'm pretty sure it's White1100

I'm sure he'll let us know.

He can't help himself.

Do I not get a say in this

Ssssshhhh.....you're on top, we'll wax him and you won't know the difference!

I might enjoy that....

You say might like you don't already know.

Depends on their technique. It’s all in the wrist action.

My barber waxed my ears a couple of weeks back....Ouch.

Has he got one of those red and white stripey rods?

I wouldn’t know. I don’t know him *that* well.

"

Ask him. He might get a bit snippy with you though.

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"I honestly think all this thread is pointless and can simply be answered with, ME!

I'd fuck you

Pipe down, Dotty.

Is that the green face of jealousy?

We can share him if you want.

I'll watch. Who's bottom?

I'm pretty sure it's White1100

I'm sure he'll let us know.

He can't help himself.

Do I not get a say in this

Ssssshhhh.....you're on top, we'll wax him and you won't know the difference!

I might enjoy that....

You say might like you don't already know.

Depends on their technique. It’s all in the wrist action.

My barber waxed my ears a couple of weeks back....Ouch.

Has he got one of those red and white stripey rods?

I wouldn’t know. I don’t know him *that* well.

Ask him. He might get a bit snippy with you though. "

He’s the only man in the world I trust to put a razor blade to my throat, when he’s detailing my beard...

If he gets “snippy” it might end badly for me....

You wouldn’t want that, would you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coming off the back of another thread.

So ladies, there’s an average looking bloke, slightly overweight with an amazing personality, then there’s a really good looking bloke, with an amazing body with an average personality, you can only fuck one, which one do you fuck ? "

Non. I'm gay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I honestly think all this thread is pointless and can simply be answered with, ME!

I'd fuck you

Pipe down, Dotty.

Is that the green face of jealousy?

We can share him if you want.

I'll watch. Who's bottom?

I'm pretty sure it's White1100

I'm sure he'll let us know.

He can't help himself.

Do I not get a say in this

Ssssshhhh.....you're on top, we'll wax him and you won't know the difference!

I might enjoy that....

You say might like you don't already know.

Depends on their technique. It’s all in the wrist action.

My barber waxed my ears a couple of weeks back....Ouch.

Has he got one of those red and white stripey rods?

I wouldn’t know. I don’t know him *that* well.

Ask him. He might get a bit snippy with you though.

He’s the only man in the world I trust to put a razor blade to my throat, when he’s detailing my beard...

If he gets “snippy” it might end badly for me....

You wouldn’t want that, would you? "

No comment

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"I honestly think all this thread is pointless and can simply be answered with, ME!

I'd fuck you

Pipe down, Dotty.

Is that the green face of jealousy?

We can share him if you want.

I'll watch. Who's bottom?

I'm pretty sure it's White1100

I'm sure he'll let us know.

He can't help himself.

Do I not get a say in this

Ssssshhhh.....you're on top, we'll wax him and you won't know the difference!

I might enjoy that....

You say might like you don't already know.

Depends on their technique. It’s all in the wrist action.

My barber waxed my ears a couple of weeks back....Ouch.

Has he got one of those red and white stripey rods?

I wouldn’t know. I don’t know him *that* well.

Ask him. He might get a bit snippy with you though.

He’s the only man in the world I trust to put a razor blade to my throat, when he’s detailing my beard...

If he gets “snippy” it might end badly for me....

You wouldn’t want that, would you?

No comment"

At least not for the next week or so, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I honestly think all this thread is pointless and can simply be answered with, ME!

I'd fuck you

Pipe down, Dotty.

Is that the green face of jealousy?

We can share him if you want.

I'll watch. Who's bottom?

I'm pretty sure it's White1100

I'm sure he'll let us know.

He can't help himself.

Do I not get a say in this

Ssssshhhh.....you're on top, we'll wax him and you won't know the difference!

I might enjoy that....

You say might like you don't already know.

Depends on their technique. It’s all in the wrist action.

My barber waxed my ears a couple of weeks back....Ouch.

Has he got one of those red and white stripey rods?

I wouldn’t know. I don’t know him *that* well.

Ask him. He might get a bit snippy with you though.

He’s the only man in the world I trust to put a razor blade to my throat, when he’s detailing my beard...

If he gets “snippy” it might end badly for me....

You wouldn’t want that, would you?

No comment

At least not for the next week or so, right?

"

Is that how long til you get banned again?

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"I honestly think all this thread is pointless and can simply be answered with, ME!

I'd fuck you

Pipe down, Dotty.

Is that the green face of jealousy?

We can share him if you want.

I'll watch. Who's bottom?

I'm pretty sure it's White1100

I'm sure he'll let us know.

He can't help himself.

Do I not get a say in this

Ssssshhhh.....you're on top, we'll wax him and you won't know the difference!

I might enjoy that....

You say might like you don't already know.

Depends on their technique. It’s all in the wrist action.

My barber waxed my ears a couple of weeks back....Ouch.

Has he got one of those red and white stripey rods?

I wouldn’t know. I don’t know him *that* well.

Ask him. He might get a bit snippy with you though.

He’s the only man in the world I trust to put a razor blade to my throat, when he’s detailing my beard...

If he gets “snippy” it might end badly for me....

You wouldn’t want that, would you?

No comment

At least not for the next week or so, right?

Is that how long til you get banned again? "

Probably.

They only let me back in because of my excuisite musical taste...

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By *rankyJAYMan
over a year ago

jarrow

"The second one"

Good girl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I honestly think all this thread is pointless and can simply be answered with, ME!

I'd fuck you

Pipe down, Dotty.

Is that the green face of jealousy?

We can share him if you want.

I'll watch. Who's bottom?

I'm pretty sure it's White1100

I'm sure he'll let us know.

He can't help himself.

Do I not get a say in this

Ssssshhhh.....you're on top, we'll wax him and you won't know the difference!

I might enjoy that....

You say might like you don't already know.

Depends on their technique. It’s all in the wrist action.

My barber waxed my ears a couple of weeks back....Ouch.

Has he got one of those red and white stripey rods?

I wouldn’t know. I don’t know him *that* well.

Ask him. He might get a bit snippy with you though.

He’s the only man in the world I trust to put a razor blade to my throat, when he’s detailing my beard...

If he gets “snippy” it might end badly for me....

You wouldn’t want that, would you?

No comment

At least not for the next week or so, right?

Is that how long til you get banned again?

Probably.

They only let me back in because of my excuisite musical taste... "

Yeah cos one of the admin is your neighbour and they figured if you were distracted by the forums you might turn that shit off.

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"I honestly think all this thread is pointless and can simply be answered with, ME!

I'd fuck you

Pipe down, Dotty.

Is that the green face of jealousy?

We can share him if you want.

I'll watch. Who's bottom?

I'm pretty sure it's White1100

I'm sure he'll let us know.

He can't help himself.

Do I not get a say in this

Ssssshhhh.....you're on top, we'll wax him and you won't know the difference!

I might enjoy that....

You say might like you don't already know.

Depends on their technique. It’s all in the wrist action.

My barber waxed my ears a couple of weeks back....Ouch.

Has he got one of those red and white stripey rods?

I wouldn’t know. I don’t know him *that* well.

Ask him. He might get a bit snippy with you though.

He’s the only man in the world I trust to put a razor blade to my throat, when he’s detailing my beard...

If he gets “snippy” it might end badly for me....

You wouldn’t want that, would you?

No comment

At least not for the next week or so, right?

Is that how long til you get banned again?

Probably.

They only let me back in because of my excuisite musical taste...

Yeah cos one of the admin is your neighbour and they figured if you were distracted by the forums you might turn that shit off. "

Lucky for me they love Aretha Franklin

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Can I watch them fuck each other?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I honestly think all this thread is pointless and can simply be answered with, ME!

I'd fuck you

Pipe down, Dotty.

Is that the green face of jealousy?

We can share him if you want.

I'll watch. Who's bottom?

I'm pretty sure it's White1100

I'm sure he'll let us know.

He can't help himself.

Do I not get a say in this

Ssssshhhh.....you're on top, we'll wax him and you won't know the difference!

I might enjoy that....

You say might like you don't already know.

Depends on their technique. It’s all in the wrist action.

My barber waxed my ears a couple of weeks back....Ouch.

Has he got one of those red and white stripey rods?

I wouldn’t know. I don’t know him *that* well.

Ask him. He might get a bit snippy with you though.

He’s the only man in the world I trust to put a razor blade to my throat, when he’s detailing my beard...

If he gets “snippy” it might end badly for me....

You wouldn’t want that, would you?

No comment

At least not for the next week or so, right?

Is that how long til you get banned again?

Probably.

They only let me back in because of my excuisite musical taste...

Yeah cos one of the admin is your neighbour and they figured if you were distracted by the forums you might turn that shit off.

Lucky for me they love Aretha Franklin

"

Is that where you got your tagline?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I watch them fuck each other?"

Definitely. I reckon we set it up as a charity gig, get the girls round and start them off with chippendale style routine.

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"I honestly think all this thread is pointless and can simply be answered with, ME!

I'd fuck you

Pipe down, Dotty.

Is that the green face of jealousy?

We can share him if you want.

I'll watch. Who's bottom?

I'm pretty sure it's White1100

I'm sure he'll let us know.

He can't help himself.

Do I not get a say in this

Ssssshhhh.....you're on top, we'll wax him and you won't know the difference!

I might enjoy that....

You say might like you don't already know.

Depends on their technique. It’s all in the wrist action.

My barber waxed my ears a couple of weeks back....Ouch.

Has he got one of those red and white stripey rods?

I wouldn’t know. I don’t know him *that* well.

Ask him. He might get a bit snippy with you though.

He’s the only man in the world I trust to put a razor blade to my throat, when he’s detailing my beard...

If he gets “snippy” it might end badly for me....

You wouldn’t want that, would you?

No comment

At least not for the next week or so, right?

Is that how long til you get banned again?

Probably.

They only let me back in because of my excuisite musical taste...

Yeah cos one of the admin is your neighbour and they figured if you were distracted by the forums you might turn that shit off.

Lucky for me they love Aretha Franklin

Is that where you got your tagline?"

Nope.

I thought of that the moment I woke up, just before I put on my make up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I honestly think all this thread is pointless and can simply be answered with, ME!

I'd fuck you

Pipe down, Dotty.

Is that the green face of jealousy?

We can share him if you want.

I'll watch. Who's bottom?

I'm pretty sure it's White1100

I'm sure he'll let us know.

He can't help himself.

Do I not get a say in this

Ssssshhhh.....you're on top, we'll wax him and you won't know the difference!

I might enjoy that....

You say might like you don't already know.

Depends on their technique. It’s all in the wrist action.

My barber waxed my ears a couple of weeks back....Ouch.

Has he got one of those red and white stripey rods?

I wouldn’t know. I don’t know him *that* well.

Ask him. He might get a bit snippy with you though.

He’s the only man in the world I trust to put a razor blade to my throat, when he’s detailing my beard...

If he gets “snippy” it might end badly for me....

You wouldn’t want that, would you?

No comment

At least not for the next week or so, right?

Is that how long til you get banned again?

Probably.

They only let me back in because of my excuisite musical taste...

Yeah cos one of the admin is your neighbour and they figured if you were distracted by the forums you might turn that shit off.

Lucky for me they love Aretha Franklin

Is that where you got your tagline?

Nope.

I thought of that the moment I woke up, just before I put on my make up.

"

To make you feel like a natural woman?

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"I honestly think all this thread is pointless and can simply be answered with, ME!

I'd fuck you

Pipe down, Dotty.

Is that the green face of jealousy?

We can share him if you want.

I'll watch. Who's bottom?

I'm pretty sure it's White1100

I'm sure he'll let us know.

He can't help himself.

Do I not get a say in this

Ssssshhhh.....you're on top, we'll wax him and you won't know the difference!

I might enjoy that....

You say might like you don't already know.

Depends on their technique. It’s all in the wrist action.

My barber waxed my ears a couple of weeks back....Ouch.

Has he got one of those red and white stripey rods?

I wouldn’t know. I don’t know him *that* well.

Ask him. He might get a bit snippy with you though.

He’s the only man in the world I trust to put a razor blade to my throat, when he’s detailing my beard...

If he gets “snippy” it might end badly for me....

You wouldn’t want that, would you?

No comment

At least not for the next week or so, right?

Is that how long til you get banned again?

Probably.

They only let me back in because of my excuisite musical taste...

Yeah cos one of the admin is your neighbour and they figured if you were distracted by the forums you might turn that shit off.

Lucky for me they love Aretha Franklin

Is that where you got your tagline?

Nope.

I thought of that the moment I woke up, just before I put on my make up.

To make you feel like a natural woman? "

Always.

The foundation tends to cake up in my beard, somewhat.

Annoying, that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I honestly think all this thread is pointless and can simply be answered with, ME!

I'd fuck you

Pipe down, Dotty.

Is that the green face of jealousy?

We can share him if you want.

I'll watch. Who's bottom?

I'm pretty sure it's White1100

I'm sure he'll let us know.

He can't help himself.

Do I not get a say in this

Ssssshhhh.....you're on top, we'll wax him and you won't know the difference!

I might enjoy that....

You say might like you don't already know.

Depends on their technique. It’s all in the wrist action.

My barber waxed my ears a couple of weeks back....Ouch.

Has he got one of those red and white stripey rods?

I wouldn’t know. I don’t know him *that* well.

Ask him. He might get a bit snippy with you though.

He’s the only man in the world I trust to put a razor blade to my throat, when he’s detailing my beard...

If he gets “snippy” it might end badly for me....

You wouldn’t want that, would you?

No comment

At least not for the next week or so, right?

Is that how long til you get banned again?

Probably.

They only let me back in because of my excuisite musical taste... "

Think you need a dictionary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I honestly think all this thread is pointless and can simply be answered with, ME!

I'd fuck you

Pipe down, Dotty.

Is that the green face of jealousy?

We can share him if you want.

I'll watch. Who's bottom?

I'm pretty sure it's White1100

I'm sure he'll let us know.

He can't help himself.

Do I not get a say in this

Ssssshhhh.....you're on top, we'll wax him and you won't know the difference!

I might enjoy that....

You say might like you don't already know.

Depends on their technique. It’s all in the wrist action.

My barber waxed my ears a couple of weeks back....Ouch.

Has he got one of those red and white stripey rods?

I wouldn’t know. I don’t know him *that* well.

Ask him. He might get a bit snippy with you though.

He’s the only man in the world I trust to put a razor blade to my throat, when he’s detailing my beard...

If he gets “snippy” it might end badly for me....

You wouldn’t want that, would you?

No comment

At least not for the next week or so, right?

Is that how long til you get banned again?

Probably.

They only let me back in because of my excuisite musical taste...

Yeah cos one of the admin is your neighbour and they figured if you were distracted by the forums you might turn that shit off.

Lucky for me they love Aretha Franklin

Is that where you got your tagline?

Nope.

I thought of that the moment I woke up, just before I put on my make up.

To make you feel like a natural woman?

Always.

The foundation tends to cake up in my beard, somewhat.

Annoying, that. "

Switch to powder

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By *argaret James200TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Coming off the back of another thread.

So ladies, there’s an average looking bloke, slightly overweight with an amazing personality, then there’s a really good looking bloke, with an amazing body with an average personality, you can only fuck one, which one do you fuck ? "

Can you believe this thread, everyone wants to fuck the first guy that came along.!!!

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"I honestly think all this thread is pointless and can simply be answered with, ME!

I'd fuck you

Pipe down, Dotty.

Is that the green face of jealousy?

We can share him if you want.

I'll watch. Who's bottom?

I'm pretty sure it's White1100

I'm sure he'll let us know.

He can't help himself.

Do I not get a say in this

Ssssshhhh.....you're on top, we'll wax him and you won't know the difference!

I might enjoy that....

You say might like you don't already know.

Depends on their technique. It’s all in the wrist action.

My barber waxed my ears a couple of weeks back....Ouch.

Has he got one of those red and white stripey rods?

I wouldn’t know. I don’t know him *that* well.

Ask him. He might get a bit snippy with you though.

He’s the only man in the world I trust to put a razor blade to my throat, when he’s detailing my beard...

If he gets “snippy” it might end badly for me....

You wouldn’t want that, would you?

No comment

At least not for the next week or so, right?

Is that how long til you get banned again?

Probably.

They only let me back in because of my excuisite musical taste...

Yeah cos one of the admin is your neighbour and they figured if you were distracted by the forums you might turn that shit off.

Lucky for me they love Aretha Franklin

Is that where you got your tagline?

Nope.

I thought of that the moment I woke up, just before I put on my make up.

To make you feel like a natural woman?

Always.

The foundation tends to cake up in my beard, somewhat.

Annoying, that.

Switch to powder"

Ok. I’ll need some instruction on how to apply it, though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So much BS on this thread

Are you saying the women are lying ?

"

I'm not lying. Call me shallow but looks turn me on. I'd be friends with the average "personality" guy (which let's face it can be just as good) but I'd fuck the other one. By the way good-looking people can also have other positive qualities, looks and personality are not mutually exclusive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lost interest at ‘bloke’

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By *horehouseprincessWoman
over a year ago

small town near Munich

"The first guy has a slightly below average penis and the second guy is well endowed, will this change the equation for the women who said the first guy ? "

If its just about the sex... yep it will change things.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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The one I get on with and am attracted to (for whatever reason) the most

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So much BS on this thread

Are you saying the women are lying ?

I'm not lying. Call me shallow but looks turn me on. I'd be friends with the average "personality" guy (which let's face it can be just as good) but I'd fuck the other one. By the way good-looking people can also have other positive qualities, looks and personality are not mutually exclusive "

Are you new to the forum?? All Good looking/ gym fit etc people are void of personality. Forum says so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Number 1. Number 2 doesn't appeal to Me in the slightest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me

Just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coming off the back of another thread.

So ladies, there’s an average looking bloke, slightly overweight with an amazing personality, then there’s a really good looking bloke, with an amazing body with an average personality, you can only fuck one, which one do you fuck ? "
the really good looking one everytime I’m not here to look for a partner or someone to talk too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So much BS on this thread

Are you saying the women are lying ?

I'm not lying. Call me shallow but looks turn me on. I'd be friends with the average "personality" guy (which let's face it can be just as good) but I'd fuck the other one. By the way good-looking people can also have other positive qualities, looks and personality are not mutually exclusive "

I’m fully aware of that, but if I said who would you have, the really good looking bloke with the amazing personality or the average looking bloke with the average personality, I think I already know the answer to that. I was just trying to show that women are as shallow as men.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coming off the back of another thread.

So ladies, there’s an average looking bloke, slightly overweight with an amazing personality, then there’s a really good looking bloke, with an amazing body with an average personality, you can only fuck one, which one do you fuck ? the really good looking one everytime I’m not here to look for a partner or someone to talk too

"

Exactly, case closed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me

Just saying

"

Huh ?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I honestly think all this thread is pointless and can simply be answered with, ME!

"

By the laws of entropy, everything is pointless, but what you gonna do.

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By *itty Kat ABWoman
over a year ago

North Somerset

Probably neither given I haven't met either of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So much BS on this thread

Are you saying the women are lying ?

I'm not lying. Call me shallow but looks turn me on. I'd be friends with the average "personality" guy (which let's face it can be just as good) but I'd fuck the other one. By the way good-looking people can also have other positive qualities, looks and personality are not mutually exclusive

I’m fully aware of that, but if I said who would you have, the really good looking bloke with the amazing personality or the average looking bloke with the average personality, I think I already know the answer to that. I was just trying to show that women are as shallow as men. "

I'm easily as shallow as any man in that I go for looks first and foremost, but I wouldn't say all women are the same (or indeed all men) and I am not shallow in other respects. I have hidden depths....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Didn't you like the way the answers were going OP?!

Haha, I’m just trying to show women are as shallow as men and ill do what I can to prove it! "

Everybody alive has the capability to be shallow, rude, a bully, a keyboard warrior etc etc etc but it doesn't mean that it makes it right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coming off the back of another thread.

So ladies, there’s an average looking bloke, slightly overweight with an amazing personality, then there’s a really good looking bloke, with an amazing body with an average personality, you can only fuck one, which one do you fuck ? the really good looking one everytime I’m not here to look for a partner or someone to talk too

Exactly, case closed."

How is it case closed? I think most voted option 1, based on what I read

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coming off the back of another thread.

So ladies, there’s an average looking bloke, slightly overweight with an amazing personality, then there’s a really good looking bloke, with an amazing body with an average personality, you can only fuck one, which one do you fuck ? the really good looking one everytime I’m not here to look for a partner or someone to talk too

Exactly, case closed.

How is it case closed? I think most voted option 1, based on what I read

"

Option 1, wasn’t the answer I was looking for, with my preconceived idea, that women are as shallow as men.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So much BS on this thread

Are you saying the women are lying ?

I'm not lying. Call me shallow but looks turn me on. I'd be friends with the average "personality" guy (which let's face it can be just as good) but I'd fuck the other one. By the way good-looking people can also have other positive qualities, looks and personality are not mutually exclusive

I’m fully aware of that, but if I said who would you have, the really good looking bloke with the amazing personality or the average looking bloke with the average personality, I think I already know the answer to that. I was just trying to show that women are as shallow as men.

I'm easily as shallow as any man in that I go for looks first and foremost, but I wouldn't say all women are the same (or indeed all men) and I am not shallow in other respects. I have hidden depths.... "

You like to go hang gliding at the weekends and you have a villa in Tuscany ?

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over a year ago

"So much BS on this thread

Are you saying the women are lying ?

I'm not lying. Call me shallow but looks turn me on. I'd be friends with the average "personality" guy (which let's face it can be just as good) but I'd fuck the other one. By the way good-looking people can also have other positive qualities, looks and personality are not mutually exclusive

I’m fully aware of that, but if I said who would you have, the really good looking bloke with the amazing personality or the average looking bloke with the average personality, I think I already know the answer to that. I was just trying to show that women are as shallow as men. "

Are men shallow? I still get mail asking for a meet even with no pics. I could be jabba the hutt for all they know. Men with a profile like mine wouldn't get asked for a meet.

Perhaps women are MORE shallow than men.

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By *ancspete132Man
over a year ago

oldham

Mr average...that's me

Average looking

Average height 5ft 11

Average size feet 10

Average size waist 36/38

Average size cock, although not that sad to measure it but it does the job

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"So much BS on this thread

Are you saying the women are lying ?

I'm not lying. Call me shallow but looks turn me on. I'd be friends with the average "personality" guy (which let's face it can be just as good) but I'd fuck the other one. By the way good-looking people can also have other positive qualities, looks and personality are not mutually exclusive

I’m fully aware of that, but if I said who would you have, the really good looking bloke with the amazing personality or the average looking bloke with the average personality, I think I already know the answer to that. I was just trying to show that women are as shallow as men.

Are men shallow? I still get mail asking for a meet even with no pics. I could be jabba the hutt for all they know. Men with a profile like mine wouldn't get asked for a meet.

Perhaps women are MORE shallow than men. "
Women don't drop standards even for NSA sex only men do. The only time I've seen women do that is in a club where her partner let's any 1 and everyone join in. Or they go with a high status male. So yes I think women are more shallow than men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coming off the back of another thread.

So ladies, there’s an average looking bloke, slightly overweight with an amazing personality, then there’s a really good looking bloke, with an amazing body with an average personality, you can only fuck one, which one do you fuck ? the really good looking one everytime I’m not here to look for a partner or someone to talk too

Exactly, case closed.

How is it case closed? I think most voted option 1, based on what I read

Option 1, wasn’t the answer I was looking for, with my preconceived idea, that women are as shallow as men.

"

You make me laugh sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I fuck both?

Mrscxxx

Not you as well

"

Yup me and them plus hubs oh that sounds fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So much BS on this thread

Are you saying the women are lying ?

I'm not lying. Call me shallow but looks turn me on. I'd be friends with the average "personality" guy (which let's face it can be just as good) but I'd fuck the other one. By the way good-looking people can also have other positive qualities, looks and personality are not mutually exclusive

I’m fully aware of that, but if I said who would you have, the really good looking bloke with the amazing personality or the average looking bloke with the average personality, I think I already know the answer to that. I was just trying to show that women are as shallow as men. "

You’re spot on. On Fab it’s mostly about the visuals. With all this background noise it’s difficult for personality to shine through.

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

the guy with personality and sincerity

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